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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Tv Shows, and Glee.
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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7776 - Favs: 8,247 - Follows: 7,739 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Cooldown Prince by DellVanity reviews
When Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball find another candy person, a gummy, in the lake in the endless woods, where Marshall and Gumball met, they rush to help.Questions arise. Who is this pretty prince who appeared out of no where? Why was the prince in the endless woods? Is there really a vampire trying to kill them?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee
(im)Perfect by chrisxcrossx reviews
Being the Crown Prince of the Candy Kingdom comes with a lot of pressure. It's a lot to ask of a 12 year old who's only friend is a horse(unicorn...thing.) Prince Gumball struggles to live up to his title while breaking out of his sheltered life. And right there dragging him out is a certain vampire. Join them on their journey through friendship, awkwardness, lame humor, & romance!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,255 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
As the Camera Flashes by BackwardsMuffin reviews
They never met. Kurt is now a successful New York based fashion designer, famous nationwide. Blaine...well he's not doing so well. He lost his passion for music when New Direction's thrashed the Warbler's all those years ago. What happens when the pair meet, in the most curious of circumstances. AU. FutureFic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,975 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Maybe We Could Find New Ways To Fall Apart by itsjustafantasyfortwo reviews
Kurtbastian Au. In a world where you find your soul mate at first touch, what happens when you find out that your worst enemy could be your true love?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by samlover14 reviews
Sebastian wakes up one morning and realizes he's a chick. What fresh sorcery is this? Written for Day Three of Huntbastian Week 2013, Genderswap. Huntbastian, obviously. :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Coffeeshop Soundtrack by xblessthefall reviews
It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,139 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
50 Shades of Red by sushi4427 reviews
Co-written with chrisxcrossx. In a strange turn of events, Fionna and Cake change the purpose of their Christmas party from general partying to getting Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball under the mistletoe. Just a little one-shot. Merry Christmas :)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
The Chocolatier of Havenbrook by youwillneverknowitwasme reviews
Blaine Anderson, Chocolatier of Havenbrook, desperately wants to find a new kind of flavor for his already well-known Chocolate. He is married to the Head Police Officer of Havenbrook, Sebastian Smythe. In his obsession with finding the perfect ingredient Blaine Anderson starts to drive himself mad until he finds that one special taste.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Platonic by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. COMPLETE. The story of how Kurt and Blaine grew apart, grew up and found happiness, before finding each other again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,099 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of the Star and the Moon by gonesiriuslyblack reviews
A beautiful tale of pranks, Thanksgiving robberies, Christmas truths, failed attempts at romance, laughter, death, and very deep love during the Marauders' seventh year at Hogwarts. SB/RL JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
London, Baby by ohsimplething reviews
AU. A decade after high school Kurt Hummel is a famous Broadway star. On a plane trip to London he is seated next to a man by the name of Blaine Anderson. There's an instant connection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,677 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Lot Like Falling by pop-pop-bananas reviews
It's just your run-of-the-mill monster hunt until Castiel suddenly loses all his mojo. Clueless and vulnerable, Team Free Will hole up at Bobby's, but as freak snowstorms pin them in place, and there are no answers to be found, it becomes apparent that an anticlimatic Apocalypse has left behind an unescapable darkness, and these days Dean is prone to getting lost.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,031 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Roommate's a Quirky Sex God by thexwalrus reviews
... or How the Car Wreck that Destroyed Baby was the Best Thing that Happened. Ever. AU where Dean wakes up from a coma and befriends his roommate at the hospital, a quirky guy named Cas. Dean/Castiel. Pointless fluff inspired by a tumblr post.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We All Scream For Icecream by TwinkleTwinklePatrickStar reviews
Icecream shop AU!Dean is helping out his aunt Ellen at her frozen yogurt shop, even though he'd rather be ogling the blue eyed guy down at Gabriel's Icecream shop instead. And hell, a man deserves some good old fashioned icecream every one in a while anyways! It isn't like he's going there JUST for Cas, after all. Icecream is good too.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Under blind stars by Miss Momolo reviews
"Then why ask for forgiveness?" Toph asked, starting to walk again. Hands caress her tears away, as it pulled her for a tight embrace, stopping her. "Because: Under blind stars lay probability scars."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Friends, Enemies and Newids by muentiger reviews
Cora. Smart, stubborn and powerful, more than she knows. She is one of few, a legend from a world she thought never existed. What could be wrong with holding all the power to the world? Saving the world isn't as easy as it looks, especially when you don't know who you're fighting. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 227,298 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - OC
When I Get You Alone by canarian reviews
AU in which Kurt never goes to spy on the Warblers. Kurt and Blaine first meet when Cooper takes his younger brother to a strip club on his 18th birthday. That evening, a chance encounter leads both boys down a path that is more than they bargained for.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,301 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,415 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Wheel In The Sky by mmmkiwis reviews
Glee set in Supernatural's verse. Blaine has been a hunter all of his life, and planned on being alone forever. But then he met Kurt. Now whispers of dark times coming are everywhere, and Kurt and Blaine have to save the world. Rated R
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 156,057 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Painted on my Skin by Phantom of a Rose reviews
AU. Kurt is in New York for school when he passes by the beautiful mural with the word 'Courage' in rainbow letters. It becomes an inspiration for him. One day, Lauren decides she wants a tattoo and Kurt accompany him. When there, Kurt gets an idea.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Law of Reciprocals by thequeergiraffe reviews
John has always been a good friend. Sherlock is just trying to reciprocate. Shameless fluff ensues. Rated for depictions of violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
With This Heart by JGRhodes reviews
The roar of the city falls away and all he can hear is Sherlock – "John? John!" – as London goes dark and his body pitches forward onto the hard concrete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken Open by DangerousBeans01 reviews
Kurt Hummel really needs a coffee, which, in the grand scheme of things is a little thing. Sometimes though, all you really need is little things to start something much, much bigger. A Kurtbastian fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,344 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Five Times Sebastian Asked Kurt To Marry Him by dontbreathetoodeep reviews
With most people it takes one time, you celebrate or you give up. For Sebastian Smythe, it takes five times to get an answer. Four of the times, Kurt thinks he isn't serious. But he is, he's the most serious he's ever been. And he won't give up on Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Duet for Violin and Cello in Bed by Lady Heliotrope reviews
Sherlock and John are in bed with each other. Painstaking but terribly pointless fluff. Oneshot. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
The Best Curse Ever by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack. Utter Crack, with kittens, and Castiel, and snuggles. Set some time on season 5. BHJ - Stop giving me ideas!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lessons Unlearned by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Kurt's mother had always stressed the importance of Stranger Safety. But now, hunched in the darkened room, with his limbs bound roughly behind his back, and a rope gag between his lips. Kurt wished more than ever, that he had really paid attention
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,335 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cirque de Joie by Sharmain reviews
Blaine has been part of the Cirque de Joie for most of his life, being the 'handy man' around the circus. He yearns to be a performer but he has none of the talent. Just when he thought there was nothing left for him, a new aerialist joins the Cirque. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,548 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12330 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Carve Your Name Into My Arm by Misato reviews
When a fast talking witch hexes Dean to get rid of all his scars, he's surprised to find that includes the handprint, too. It's not until Castiel shows up that he realizes just how much trouble they're actually in. Handprint fic with bonus sick!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
To Be A Flyman by Madam Mimm reviews
My very first A.U., please be kind. On the 7th of February, 1928, Gabriel buys a theatre. His brother Castiel gets roped into helping keep it afloat, and he meets several people who change his life. In full disclosure, Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabe Now Finished!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,710 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Family, Friends and Fireworks by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Set after 2x16:One party later and numerous secrets have been released. Despite peoples attempts to keep things hidden it all seems to escape in the end. KLAINE- fluff and numerous appearences from Wevid and the NDs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Practice by themagicofgina reviews
Kurt and Blaine finally got together, and it's all jolly hockey sticks. But now they need to make it Facebook official. And tell Burt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Eventually by sephirothflame reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn't until he goes to college that he realizes it's because Gabriel has a crush on him. Sam/Gabriel with Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Wolfstar by Shuffle Queen reviews
A growing collection of Sirius x Remus oneshots...enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Show Me the Way reviews
Kurt Hummel us One Direction's new stylist. While he and Blaine discover what it really means to be devoted to someone for life Louis comes to terms with his true feelings for Harry. Larry Stylinson and Klaine collab with Jelly23
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Life Goes On
This has been discontinued for the time being. The first chapter is unedited and uploaded mistake And I don't have the time or patience to fix it at the moment. I will continue it eventually though
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Published: 4/8/2012 - OC
Magic is in the Air reviews
Romance and humor abound. minor pairings Scorose etc. Just every day life with the next generation during their days at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Albus S. P., OC