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Joined 09-18-11, id: 3264917, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 3 stories for Rio.

This'll be my only account from now on. The reason being that even when I used Pious Plant for reviewing and forum posting, I still got most of my PMs and such here. So on this account, the one which holds all my past endeavors, the glory and the humiliation of it all, will stand.

If you're looking for a beatreader, I'm an available option. My main mission in this is to help people who have learned or are learning English as a second language. While I'm not a master of the comma or a champion of the thesaurus, I do understand dialects and American English very well, and have extensive experience with different writing styles, formats, and dialects.

If you're here to send because I have critiqued one of your pieces and you're ready to unload a pile of emotion filled anger upon my eyes, you have the wrong account. Emotional outbursts, complaints about issues addressed in my reviews, hate mail, death threats, whining, birth records, notifications of termination, letters of recommendation, "strongly worded letters", and personal attacks are to be sent to Pious Plant.

If you're here to ask me about one of my poems, one of your poems, or any other poet's poems, feel free to send me a PM.

If you here about my story (hopefully that'll be plural someday), then look below for a bullet pointed list of notices and the like. I have for you all a small dearth of important notices

  • The answers of the reviewers does not dictate who the actual guilty party is. In fact, I'm not even looking for real answers (but if you'd like to take a stab at it you're more than welcome to do so). I'm looking to test the difficulty of extracting/deducing the solution and to see if there're any holes in my logic.
  • It'll be mainly murder and theft based crimes, but some other types will pop up like embezzlement (which is still kinda theft I guess), battery, etc. I won't have any crimes of the sexual nature in the story.
  • Once I get the ball rolling and see how y'all feel about it, I'll write quicker. Gauging interest and limits are hard when I receive so few reviews. But, some are better than none, yes?
  • I know a good deal of Spanish and a licka Arabic and German (currently working on German), so I may try to incorporate my knowledge of those languages into the stories. Sorry folks, but I ain't got the time of day to learn all the conjugating needed for Portuguese.
  • Knowledge of chemistry, physics, and other such sciences and maths may be necessary for later, more contrived topics, but for now y'all'll be fine and dandy.
  • I'm not sure if they're any conditions I'll set for whether or not I'll continue this story, but if some do arise, I'll be sure to let all of you know ASAP.
  • Forgive the Spanglish that's about to come. Es como yo hablo con mis amigos y mi familia.

    Gracias por todo. As always, Voy a mejorar my story y quiero Uds. mejorar sus stories tambien

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    Rio 2: Blu and Jewel's Chicks The New Generation by Blu100-Jewel100 reviews
    This about Jewel and Blu's Chicks and their adventures through life as they discover Love, Friendship, and a Little Danger. I PREFER REVIEWS DONE BY THOSE WITH FANFICTION ACCOUNTS SO THAT I CAN REPLY TO THEM. I might temporarily delete some of them for editing just one at a time if I can see that it needs to be done sorry for the inconvenience. Don't use my OCs pm me about it.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 88,291 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
    The Marshmallow Lighter by Arby Works reviews
    From Role Playing to BDSM, to simple massages to complex baths; Spike and Rarity are in love, and they're going to experiment in as many ways as possible. A sequel to Meus Flamma Diligo; featuring a blatantly teenage Spike. Renamed from The Romantic Experiments of Spike and Rarity.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Rarity, Spike
    Forgive You! by StonedMonkey1 reviews
    "Please Blu Forgive Me!" Jewel said looking into my eyes... "Are You Serious! After what you put me through! After what we're going through now!"
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
    Commitment of the Gifted by Renulpire reviews
    They say that opposites usually attract one another. Whether or not this theory is true, it shall be put to the test in this heartwarming tale where you will have the chance to see the unfolding of strong emotions and feelings between two individuals, members of an astounding species.
    Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Lucario - Complete
    Hopeless by Drako1997 reviews
    Blu and Jewel have finally decided that they're ready to start a family. But when the time comes, they discover that there's a small problem that keeps them from being parents... STOP ASKING ME TO FINISH THIS STORY, I WON'T. /s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences
    Rio - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,222 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    blus new life by son of blu and jewel reviews
    this is about blu and jewels life after the jump and if they can stay out of trouble with some new friends
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    Next to You by holospartoi258 - Alpha 01 reviews
    You might have thought that Rio was all over, and it was a straight path to the end right? That's not the case... but what matters most is the one helping you, the one right next to you.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,698 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    A New Life by SpixPrime reviews
    Story 1 of Life Trilogy: Blu and Jewel begin to start a new life together in the jungle and live happily together however some things will also develop into their lives.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
    How to Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps by paleowriter reviews
    Spike orders a How-To guide book to win Rarity's heart. Will Spike be able to follow all the steps like a true gentlecolt? Will any of the steps actually work? And just what is Rarity looking for in her friendship with Spike, anyway?
    My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
    Rio:A New Beginning, A New Life by RioLover246 reviews
    This is the story of Blu and Jewel after the events of Rio. Jewel is fully healed, and is living in the forest with Blu. I DO NOT OWN RIO! This story is told from both Blu's perspective, and Jewel's. Two days after Jewel has healed, Blu has a surprise.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    Spring is in the Air by Bromine reviews
    What if Jewel wanted to have children, but Blu wasn't ready for it? Inspired by 'the chase'. Dunno what else to say for the summary. My first fanfic.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    Shades Of Blue by Bluetech reviews
    Creator:The Scarlet Macaw. Cobalt is a male macaw who is living happily with his parents. Now seven years old, he learns that there are two others just like him, and that he must unite with one of them. Trouble is, he doesn't know they're his sisters...
    Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
    Not an Ostridge by spilooooo reviews
    Takes place from the day after the plane. i am by no means a writer and this is my first fanfic, EVER! Sorry but im taking a break due to exams :
    Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011
    My precious Jewel by Drako1997 reviews
    Blu loves Jewel, but he has some hard time to convert his feelings into words. So he's been caring for Jewel since the plane accident and at the same time he's been gathering courage to tell Jewel about his feelings. DISCONTINUED FOR GOOD; WILL NEVER BE FINISHED.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,368 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    Tested Friendships by Ghostofinu reviews
    The sequel to Tested Love. Blu meets a new friend and the family of a all to familiar "Nemesis". READ TESTED LOVE FIRST.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,305 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blu, Jewel
    My Beautiful Jewel by Firehound427 reviews
    Blu and Jewel are loving their life in the forest, and Blu's written a poem dedicated to his beautiful love hawk.
    Rio - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
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    Light from a Knife reviews
    Shadowy times are on the horizon for the creatures of Rio. Looming in the shade of the corrupt are sins, death, and despair. Each passing moment is a pace closer to a bang that will shock the lives of even the most hardened of birds. But who was standing at center stage when the clock expired? Explore a world of crime, investigation, and the beauty of self-discovery.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/4 - Blu, Nico, Tulio, OC
    Youth reviews
    You should see the connection to the movie. I wrote this with the minds of young people in mind. As with all poetry, I hope you bring your own interpretation to the table and see as much value in the thoughts expressed as I do.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/9 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
    Who're We? reviews
    A poem. I wrote it while pondering identity, young love, and marriage. Feel free to interpret it as you please. I'm always open to suggestions on the format (assuming this site formats it how I want), pace, rhyme scheme, and anything else pertinent to poetry.
    Rio - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Blu - Complete