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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and My Candy Love.
Birthday: 4th August, woop woop!
I'm new to FanFiction.Net and I, uh, guess I don't exactly know what I'm doing.
I love Maximum Ride and The Looking Glass Wars, so I hope to be submitting fanfics about them!
Something else - I'm Scottish, not British!
Anyway, I hope you enjoy my fanfics!
Character I'm currently 'fangirling' over - Castiel (My Candy Love)
Favourite fictional couple - Fax! (Max and Fang, Maximum Ride)
Love Green Day!
Love drums, guitar and piano.
Favourite pastime - reading or singing - can't decide which one.
Wake Me Up When September Ends
'Cause I'll go on a Holiday
To the Boulevard Of Broken Dreams.
I'll take 21 Guns,
But I'm not an American Idiot. . .
I'm just an Extraordinary Girl.
Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50,
Grab a saucer out the cupboard, gotta feed my kitty.
Before I leave brush my teeth with a tube of Colgate,
'Cause when I leave for the night I'll be back by 8.
This probably won't work but oh well. Max's dress: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/Max%20party%20dress.jpg
Max's hair: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20hair.jpg
Max's earrings: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20earrings.png
Max's bracelet (from Fang): file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20bracelet.jpg
Max's eye shadow: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20eyes.jpg
Max's lipstick: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20lips.jpg
I know it's a lot :/ woops.
Your guy side:
X You love hoodies.
18! Woop! I AM a bit of a tomboy anyway soo...yeah!
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
14? It's quite a lot I guess...but I got more on the guy side thing!
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile
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-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.
If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...
If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind...
Truthfully, I've done all of these, especially a Max and an Iggy. Truth be told I need to pay attention to what I'm doing! Also I need to think about what I'm going to do. If I don't I usually end up in trouble... I don't even do either of these things on purpose!
If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!
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If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile
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If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
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If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile
Write 11 Maximum Ride / Twilight characters in whatever order than follow the instructons:
1) have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Uhh...no! Rosalie/Angel
2) do you think four is hot? how hot? Um, not really actually. I don't see what all the fuss is about with him. Edward
3) what would happen if eleven got eight pregnant? WOW! That would be just WRONG! I mean COME ON! Angel/Jasper
4)do you recall any fics about nine? Hmm. No actually! I haven't read any that are focused on HIM, though he has been in most of the fics I read. Gazzy
5) would two and six make a good couple? I'm sure they would. NOT! Alice/Rosalie
6) five/nine or five/ten? Uhh...neither? If I had to pick it would be Max/Gazzy (5/9) not Max/Esme (5/10)
7) what would happen if seven walked in on one and two in an awkward situation? Hmm...wel Nudge would scream, probably...Fang would blush and be angry as hell...and Alice, well she might be lying ther grinning like a cheshire cat, or maybe hiding under the bed ;)
8) make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Iggy smiles as Esme laughs, the sound music to his ears. He is already happy about his mother's choice about moving to Forks. Will everything work out? Or will Iggy be left at Esme's doorstep, unwanted and alone? (Sorry! I am absolutely crap at summaries!)
9) is there any such thing as a one/eight fluff? Uhm...not that I've seen. And I don't think I WANT to see one either! Fang/Jasper
10) suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort fic. Erm...Girl to Girl? o.O Nudge/Esme
11) what kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Uh...I wouldn't...again - just plain WRONG! Fang/Edward
12) does anyone on your friends list read three slash? Maybe? Iggy.
13) does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? Don't know :P Angel.
14) would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Maybe...that would be pretty interesting actually! Alice/Edward/Max
15) what might ten scream in a moment of great passion? ... Esme.
16) if you wrote a song fic about eight what song would you choose? Warrior (Kid Rock)
17) if you wrote a one/six/ten fic what would the warning be? Caution! This page contains a strange fic! Fang/Rosalie/Esme
18) what would be a good pickup line for ten to use on two? ...I honestly don't know... Esme/Alice
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Hannah
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Barnson Court
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Silhason
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Cola (hmm, cool!)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Albaetn
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Tiza
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