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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and My Candy Love.

Name: Hannah

Birthday: 4th August, woop woop!

Nationality: Scottish

Hey everyone!

I'm new to FanFiction.Net and I, uh, guess I don't exactly know what I'm doing.

I love Maximum Ride and The Looking Glass Wars, so I hope to be submitting fanfics about them!

Something else - I'm Scottish, not British!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my fanfics!

Character I'm currently 'fangirling' over - Castiel (My Candy Love)

Favourite fictional couple - Fax! (Max and Fang, Maximum Ride)

Love Green Day!

Love drums, guitar and piano.

Favourite pastime - reading or singing - can't decide which one.

Wake Me Up When September Ends

'Cause I'll go on a Holiday

To the Boulevard Of Broken Dreams.

I'll take 21 Guns,

But I'm not an American Idiot. . .

I'm just an Extraordinary Girl.

Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50,

Grab a saucer out the cupboard, gotta feed my kitty.

Before I leave brush my teeth with a tube of Colgate,

'Cause when I leave for the night I'll be back by 8.

This probably won't work but oh well. Max's dress: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/Max%20party%20dress.jpg

Max's shoes: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20party%20shoes.jpg

Max's hair: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20hair.jpg

Max's earrings: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20earrings.png

Max's bracelet (from Fang): file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20bracelet.jpg

Max's eye shadow: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20eyes.jpg

Max's lipstick: file:///C:/Users/Hanjay/Downloads/max%20lips.jpg

I know it's a lot :/ woops.

Your guy side:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

18! Woop! I AM a bit of a tomboy anyway soo...yeah!

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop. (I'm only counting books and stationary. :P )
You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery. (I wear 2 bracelets all the time; a Green Day one and an MCRmy one :D)
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Only have a few, and they are black with zips and/or chains)
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Oh, come on! Who seriously doesn't like star wars?!)
X You were in gymnastics/dance (I was, but not anymore)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I admit, I do take a while to get ready...)
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (It's not bad.)
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Of course! Making people look like clowns is my fave hobby!)
X Like being the star of everything.

14? It's quite a lot I guess...but I got more on the guy side thing!

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...

If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind...

Truthfully, I've done all of these, especially a Max and an Iggy. Truth be told I need to pay attention to what I'm doing! Also I need to think about what I'm going to do. If I don't I usually end up in trouble... I don't even do either of these things on purpose!

If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, Heart of Diamond, Hanjay898

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

Write 11 Maximum Ride / Twilight characters in whatever order than follow the instructons:

1. Fang

2. Alice

3. Iggy

4. Edward

5. Max

6. Rosalie

7. Nudge

8. Jasper

9. Gazzy

10. Esme

11. Angel

1) have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Uhh...no! Rosalie/Angel

2) do you think four is hot? how hot? Um, not really actually. I don't see what all the fuss is about with him. Edward

3) what would happen if eleven got eight pregnant? WOW! That would be just WRONG! I mean COME ON! Angel/Jasper

4)do you recall any fics about nine? Hmm. No actually! I haven't read any that are focused on HIM, though he has been in most of the fics I read. Gazzy

5) would two and six make a good couple? I'm sure they would. NOT! Alice/Rosalie

6) five/nine or five/ten? Uhh...neither? If I had to pick it would be Max/Gazzy (5/9) not Max/Esme (5/10)

7) what would happen if seven walked in on one and two in an awkward situation? Hmm...wel Nudge would scream, probably...Fang would blush and be angry as hell...and Alice, well she might be lying ther grinning like a cheshire cat, or maybe hiding under the bed ;)

8) make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Iggy smiles as Esme laughs, the sound music to his ears. He is already happy about his mother's choice about moving to Forks. Will everything work out? Or will Iggy be left at Esme's doorstep, unwanted and alone? (Sorry! I am absolutely crap at summaries!)

9) is there any such thing as a one/eight fluff? Uhm...not that I've seen. And I don't think I WANT to see one either! Fang/Jasper

10) suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort fic. Erm...Girl to Girl? o.O Nudge/Esme

11) what kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Uh...I wouldn't...again - just plain WRONG! Fang/Edward

12) does anyone on your friends list read three slash? Maybe? Iggy.

13) does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? Don't know :P Angel.

14) would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Maybe...that would be pretty interesting actually! Alice/Edward/Max

15) what might ten scream in a moment of great passion? ... Esme.

16) if you wrote a song fic about eight what song would you choose? Warrior (Kid Rock)

17) if you wrote a one/six/ten fic what would the warning be? Caution! This page contains a strange fic! Fang/Rosalie/Esme

18) what would be a good pickup line for ten to use on two? ...I honestly don't know... Esme/Alice

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK ,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Barnson Court

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Silhason

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Cola (hmm, cool!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Albaetn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Tiza

1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser

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Performing School Of Love and Hate by chocoholic121 reviews
Max and Fang go to a performing arts school,and are arch enemies, what happens when on a school trip to New York,they are too compete for the chance to put on a show for top Broadway directors, and guess who's paired up? Full Sumary inside, FAX, All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,602 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: Why Me? by Ally Noel reviews
Max Ride is back and ready for action. Lots of FAX! i know you love it. R&R please! rated M for a couple of chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 33,677 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 8/11/2008
Remember Who I Am Now! by Flubber Butt Buddies FOREVA reviews
Max moved from her friends and home to the other side of the country. But when she moves back will her best friends remember her? All-Human. FAX. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Max, Fang
What You Do to Me by Exactlyamanda reviews
Brooke Taylor is trying to deal with her parents leaving her for work in another country, a new high school, and keeping her head above water. The last thing she wants is a relationship. Too bad some of the boys at her new school are about to test that. CasitelxOC
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 146,682 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Truth or Dare? Bear? by Vomast reviews
What happens when the Flock plays Truth or Dare? Plenty of FAX in this one for all you FAX lovers! Sorry, so sorry, I wrote this when I was fourteen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Wanted Hurt by TheDarkAngelofAwesome reviews
Max is being abused and bullied so she decides to start cutting herself. But then a new family moves in and try to befriend her. She won't open her shell or does Fang help her to open up. Or will she take the pain away permanetly. FAX!FAX! FAX later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,069 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Truth or Dare with Maximum Ride by I'mSuperLocked reviews
truth or dare with the flock Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
It all started with a game by xHotxAsxIcex reviews
So its basically a story about them all going to highschool. Max hates Fang, but Fang alway secretly had a crush on Max. Then one day they both go to a party and they play truth or dare. Stuff happens, and it all starts cuz of a dare. FAX A/U ALL HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Fang, Max
A Fun Game of Truth or Dare by Just Another Hawk reviews
Max and the flock play an old game of truth or dare. What will there game lead too? TWO-SHOT with FAX! NIGGY! Review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
I'm Not Gay! by LukeiggyMcgee reviews
Max likes iggy she thinks he's gay A confused Fang WOW Miggy! Rated-T! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
333 Things to do in WalMart by Courtni Desiree reviews
The list "333 things to do in Wal-Mart" put into action by the flock. Heck yes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Chocolate Chip Skinny Dip by xXxsilent but deadlyxXx reviews
The title may be random, but this has cookies, truth or dare, and FAX! please read! this is mah first fanfic! so be nice haha R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
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Crying Over A Song reviews
Sydney Roberts is the new kid at Sweet Amoris High, and on her first day of school she runs into three bullies, a cute but slightly annoying student body president, a guy who adores her, and a sarcastic boy she believes she'll get along with brilliantly. But shall she gain that friendship? And if so, will it become something more? Rated T for language, and cause I'm paranoid.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,655 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Castiel
Prom Night reviews
It's Prom night and the flock all have dates. But will they end up with who the thought they would? Does everything stay quite so happy and exciting? DISCONTINUED. (For now.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Faxness reviews
Contains Faxness.Read on as Max's relationship with Fang unfolds before your very eyes. My very first fanfic! DISCONTINUED. (For now anyway.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Max, Fang