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Joined 09-18-11, id: 3265779, Profile Updated: 12-06-12
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Star Wars.

Hi! I'm Sonya. Dastardly Sonya. I like to write mostly for Pirates of the Caribbean, but might occasionally do Skulduggery Pleasant, or another fandom that grabs me. I am also about to have an original novel in print! I am working on a series, and I'll tell you more about that later.

Anyway, i started writing when I was eleven, and had written over a hundred pages of original work in the two months it took me to turn twelve! I love to write!

Quick summary of my novel- What do you get when you cross a snarky hero, a band of surprisingly inept yet psychopathic dark magicians, a highly trained but quite disloyal hit woman, and six wild best friends with a penchant for trouble? Why, you get the life of the one and only Lani McGregor!

It's still undergoing editing, but I'm hoping it will be published in the next six months... fingers crossed.

But back to the realm of fanfiction. My absolute favorite character to write is James Norrington. And yes, I did scream in the theater when the killed him in At Worlds End, and yes, I also went home and pouted. That is why yours truly had to invent a creative way around this. I'm hoping it works.

My second favorite to write is probably Gillette. Minor character, I know, but really, he's just so stupid and weird, and useless... any need for comic relief is easily dealt with there. I also like Lieutenant Groves, but he seems kind of cheeky and like he wants Norrington's job. I like him, but I'm not obsessed.

My main obsession is Skulduggery Pleasant. I am writing a couple fics about those guys right now, and having a lot of fun, so check it out! (The Haunting of Tanith Low, Of Secrets and Secretaries).

A little bit about me:

Movies: The Matrix, Pirates, Harry Potter, Mama Mia

TV shows: Monk, House, Burn Notice, NCIS, Glee, My Little Pony- Friendship is Magic (sounds lame, but trust me, it isnt!)

Music: Lady GaGa, Britney Spears, J Lo, Katy Perry, Ke$ha

Books: Maximum Ride, Skulduggery Pleasant, Gone, Witch Season, The Hunger Games, Septimus Heap

Characters: Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, James Norrinton, Gillette, Severus Snape, Marcia Overstrand

Favorite types of fics: I admit... I like fluffy fics. They're just so much fun! But even more than that, I like OOC and AU ones. And Parodies. (I just can't find enough of them! If you know any good ones, PM me! I beg you!)

That's all for now! Reviews are loved and appreciated! They feed my creativity. I promise I'll try to reply to you in the A/N before the chapters! Anyway, I update very quickly. I'm seriously impatient!

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Vaurien Scapegrace: Last Stand of Dead Men by Onyx Sprita reviews
Drabble series. Warning: may not actually contain Vaurien Scapegrace, a last stand, or any dead men. First few chapters have been edited and are now slightly less rubbish!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2011
Skulduggery Pleasant: Some Days Are Just Plain Odd by RKellyn reviews
Drabbles, AUs, action, old romance, new romance, angst, drama, comedy, Fletcher's hair gel, loafers, general hijinks and Anton Shudder being a sex fiend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
District 4 The Secret Resistance by Mogmoon reviews
Set in the Hunger Games Series, 5 ordinary teens are recruited to serve under the District 4 Secret Resistance which was made to help in the rebellion and to rebel against district 13 if they were betrayed. The five friends are sent to the capitol during the 75th Hunger Games to be spies and to be Katniss' secret body guard squad.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012
On Parody's Tides by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,971 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Clouds In My Coffee by G33kinthePink reviews
A continuance of sorts of 'Try It Brother'. Loki is serving 'probation' with The Avengers and they have recently discovered his abnormal reaction to a certain Earth Drink. Humor,mayhem and ultimately fluff and romance follow. Rated M for language and future mature situations. Possible future Frost Iron. Thanks for reading. As always: All characters are owned by Marvel, Rowling,e
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,496 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by Harmony-Rose Blake reviews
A load of short letters between the characters. May contain spoilers for all the books! I suck at summaries so you're better off just reading it. Rated T just to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011
Excuse me sir, but where in the world are we! by WritingBuddies reviews
3 fangirls are having a movie night, have a little mishap with the TV and end up in pirates of the caribbean. Will anyone stay sane! or as sane as they are now anyway. Flames ok if what they say is helpful. read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Diary of an Ex Grand Mage by RKellyn reviews
Guild has some revenge to carry out like a wrathful Faceless God. And if that means coaching Pleasant and co. in the process, then so be it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - T. Guild - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Some Sort of Misunderstanding by Agent047 reviews
Norrington and his crew find shelter in an abandoned village following a battle that has left them shipless. Jack arrives and is willing to assist them on one condition: Jack needs help rescuing Gibbs from the EITC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,661 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
astrophysics you'll never be my closest friend by youaremybeginning reviews
Basically, exactly what the title says. Just a collection of Skulduggery fictions, varying in length, pairing and theme. Read at your own risk.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011
Cat Troubles by Selene Illusinia reviews
Loki and Thor are forced to help Darcy with her cats. Which leads to humor. And a bit of god-breaking. Yes, Odin and Frigga cause quite a bit of trouble for the brothers. Rating for language and the mention of porn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Thor, Loki, Darcy L., Jane F. - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by Agent047 reviews
Sequel to Family Reunion. Norrington is discovering the struggles of raising his teenage niece, when Jack returns, injured, and without the treasure he was sent to find. It has been stolen, and Jack wants help to get it back from the woman who took it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,705 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Regrets, I may have had a few by orpsgod reviews
Jack and James in the Locker and beyond.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
10 ways to annoy Skulduggery Pleasant and Friends by Myrnin and Nirvana rules reviews
Basically what the title says xx
310 series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011
Enjoy by ncfan reviews
You know why.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Skulduggerific! by A Girl Named K reviews
Random drabbles of Skulduggery, his friends and enemies. Incorporating special occasions, events, and current affairs...and sex jokes. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Irony by Christy Tortland reviews
An accident causes Asajj Ventress to have memory loss. And consequently, she falls madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on. Needless to say, the results are humorous. AU Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Here we go again SW style! by CMXC reviews
Sequel to A wish for family. Claire and Soltaria are back after a year with more random hilarious moments in the world of Star Wars the Clone Wars! Secrets will be revealed, along with action, humor and... romance? Rex/OC/? paring. Read it to find out!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,721 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Captain Rex, Cad Bane - Complete
A wish for family by CMXC reviews
Claire Aschlock is a lonely orphan girl who wishes for a family. So what happens when her guardian, Soltaria summons one from the Star Wars Clone Wars universe? Obviously mayhem when most of them are wandering in the city! Rex/OC pairing. No flames!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,397 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Captain Rex - Complete
More Than Just A Pretty Face by A Girl Named K reviews
Tanith Low and Ghastly Bespoke didn't have much to say to each other in the book, then Ghastly used the Earth power and turned into a statue. But...what if they had things to say that weren't published. Could polar opposites really attract? GXT
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,021 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Vacation's Where I Wanna Be by x Rajah x reviews
COMPLETE!When Anakin and Padme take their four year old twins and their two close friends, ObiWan and Yoda on vacation, they don't realize what exactly they are diving into. Chapter 14: It's the end of the vacation... but there's still craziness in store!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,012 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Halloween With The Gang by x Rajah x reviews
Trick or treating with the Star Wars gang is quite an adventure! ObiWan torments trick or treaters, Luke gets scared, someone gets smashed, and will Anakin ever find a costume? Humorous Halloween viggie.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Thoughts of a Jedi by Lady Celebare reviews
*CH 5 UP* Yes, it's another character diary fic! In this piece we discover how Obi-Wan Kenobi's mind works. Frightening? Perhaps. What could a sexy Jedi possibly think about...?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003
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Of Secrets and Secretaries reviews
Erskine Ravel is in a bind. A real good one. When a romantic interest from his past re-enters his life, things are turned upside-down, in more ways than one...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Erskine R.
A Conflict Of Interests reviews
James Norrington is once again after the notorious pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow. But when he comes across Abigail Montalvo, he just might have a second chance at what he could never have with Elizabeth...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - James N.
She's All That reviews
Padawan Alis Snowden is a piece of work. No regard for the code, no regard for rules. Especially after she meets Obi-Wan. So how is she going to get the attention she wants from such a by-the-book guy? Sheer determination of course.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Obi-Wan K.
The Haunting of Tanith Low reviews
When Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain head off to London to round up the once again escaped Vaurien Scapegrace, they are shocked to learn that he may not be a failed killer after all. And all they have to go on are his insane claims and a moody ghost.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Tanith L., V. Scapegrace