Pilko95
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Joined 09-19-11, id: 3267210, Profile Updated: 08-03-12
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Terra Nova, and Ice Age.

I'm not going to put any personnal information up here because this is the Internet, though I should hope you could work that out for yourself. I will however put my opinions up.

Disclaimer: I did not draw my avatar, I got it from http://dolores.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?t=261834&page=7.

Stories in Progress

Doctor Who

Letters to Timeboy

Doctor, ... Mels writes letters to the Doctor. This is a sequel to Letters to the Doctor. The title for this fic was thought of by Rwy'n-Y-Blaidd-Drwg.

This story is meant to be updated daily but until I get some more reviews (I mean 1 review for 3 chapters) it will be updated every other day.

Harry Potter

Uncovering the Legend - The Philosopher's Stone

Albus Potter finds a book about his Dad. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. So together, over the Christmas holiday of his first year, he, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Lily and Hugo decide to read.

I will update this story on 6th June. (U.K. time). I am not currently writing as I'm in the middle of my exam period. Once they are over I'll start writing again.

Completed Strories

Doctor Who

Letters to the Doctor

Dear Mr Doctor ... Melody writes letters to the Doctor.

Harry Potter

Big Sister

Ginny needs comfort after being dumped by Harry, so she goes to the one person she knows will understand. Nymphadora Tonks. Set between HBP and DH.

I Promise

Teddy is scared when James is born. He's already lost his parents. What if Harry doesn't want him anymore? What if Harry prefers James? What if Teddy loses his Godfather? How does Harry reassure Teddy that he will always love him?

What are Friends For?

When James discovers Remus' darkest secret, he tells Sirius and Peter. How will they react? And how will Remus react when they confront him? Marauder era.

All My Fault

Remus hates seeing Tonks in pain. And it is all his fault.

Why Don't You Like Me?

James loves Lily and would do anything for her. But how is he going to show her? This is a songfic and the lyrics are Grace Kelly by Mika.

All His Fault

She is in pain and it is all his fault. Companion piece to All My Fault but can be read as a stand–alone piece.

Sticks and Stones

Harry is being bullied and wants it to stop. But how far will he go to end the bullying? Rated T for implied character death. PLEASE READ

Concrete Angel

Harry is abused but everyone who is suspicous or knows about what is going on doesn't do anything. What will happen to Harry? Rated T for character death. LET'S STOP CHILD ABUSE!


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My name is Tiffany, I am three, my eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my Dad so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my Mummy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk aren't at home when my Mummy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my Daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my Daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless. Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany I am three, and tonight my Daddy murdered me.

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be affected by this Poem, and because you are affected do something about it! So all I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO UR PROFILE IF YOU R NOT LIKING CHILD ABUSE AND WANT IT TO STOP!


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only

black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, your pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold, you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple,"

"And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored."

The black man then sat and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you.

Have a heart.


The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.

The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.

The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying.


1933 - 2006

Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband

We will remember you.

Leaves from the vine,

Falling so slow,

Like fragile, tiny shells,

Drifting in the foam,

Little soldier boy,

Comes marching home,

Brave soldier boy,

Come marching home.

Copy, paste, send it to all your friends, pass it on. Tell them to pass it on, too


-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

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-If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

-If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

-92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

-98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile (P.S. Being unique is what makes you cool!!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE IN DENIAL OVER HEDWIG'S & DOBBY'S DEATH'S COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar (or you scare them when you have sugar), copy this into your profile

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you probably have a body in your wardrobe, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you have a sibling who has the ability to beat you up on a daily basis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!!

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)

98 of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics are fun, put this in your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".


Ever Wonder?

1. Why do we play at a recital, and recite at a play?
2. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
3. Why feet smell and noses run?
4. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?
5. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
6. If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
7. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
8. Why does our alarm clock go off by going on?
9. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
10. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Why is it that to stop Windows Beta, you have to click on "Start"?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. When you wind up a clock you start it, so why when you wind up a speech do you end it?
15. Why do Americans park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
16. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
18. How come a wise man and a wise guy are different?
19. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
20. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
21. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
22. If Vegetable Oil is made of vegetables, what is Baby Oil made of?
23. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
24. Why is there no ham in hamburgers?
25. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
26. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
27. And why does your house burn up while it burns down?
28. Why is there no apple in pineapple?
29. Why do we fill in a form by filling it out?
30. If you wonder about these questions too, copy and paste this into your profile and maybe we'll get some answers


Random Questions

1. If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
2. Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
3. Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
4. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
5. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
6. Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
7. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
8. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
9. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
10. Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
11. Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
12. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
13. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
14. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
15. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
16. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
19. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?


Random Quotes

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


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COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT


-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying

I am not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

I did what they said and took the road less traveled, now where the heck am I?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from cocoa beans and all beans are a vegetable?

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Calling me Fake won't make you Real,

Calling me Stupid won't make you Smart,

Calling me Weak won't make you Strong,

Calling me Ugly won't make you Pretty,

Calling me Poor won't make you Rich,

Calling me Fat won't make you Thin,

Calling me Uncool won't make you Cool,

So why bother?

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I’m the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

i hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends

Smile. It confuses people.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Did you just call me the B word? Because the B word is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Being normal is overrated.

Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my...other handle? Great. now i'm a sugar bowl

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


If you like my story Letters to the Doctor, remember Miss Cullen-Whitlock-Hale is writing a companion piece named Letters to Melody Pond. The first twenty chapters are up and can be found at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7627266/10/Letters_to_Melody_Pond

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The Life and Times of the Doctor by Jess-Emrys-BLack reviews
"No idea where here is, or how, but I do believe I have an idea as to why," "I think we're here to watch something," A strange room in an unknown place, and a screen that seems to show the future life of their Doctor, what's there to do but to watch and see. A watching the show fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,018 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] Jack H., 11th Doctor
Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Revelations by Ti Rhyse reviews
A series of short fics dealing with the many ways that other members of the SGC might find out that Sam and Jack are in a relationship. Most stories will follow the idea that they get together between season's 8/9. Chapter 14 is up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Very Weasley Christmas by Invisiblegirl3 reviews
It's an all out snowball fight at the Burrow. Boots are lost, people are captured, and bets are made. Contains Weasleys (As the title suggests), Potters, and whatever Teddy Lupin qualifies as. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Counter-riposte by livviedoo reviews
This is my own little 'fill-in-the-blanks' series about my fave scenes, this time it's the series 4 finale written because of ella-rose's inspirational prompt. All awesomeness of course belongs to Angel, Bradley, Colin, Katie and the rest of the medieval Scoobies. And everything else belongs to Shine TV.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Little Moments by myeveryday reviews
A series of missing moments throughout the ten seasons of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,359 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Letters to Melody Pond by Miss Cullen-Whitlock-Hale reviews
Companion story to Pilko95's Letters to the Doctor. The Doctor replies to Melody's letters
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Melody P.
My Brother by Treta Aysel reviews
Braxiatel is left to care and raise his brother.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - I. Braxiatel, 1st Doctor - Complete
Consequences by daretodream0902 reviews
Petunia Dursley is dead, and it's finally the time she has been dreading. What will she have to say when it's time to face Lily and the consequences of what she did to her son?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
If You Fall by ThisLoveHasNoCeiling reviews
When Remus tells Tonks he'll catch her if she falls, they both know he's not just talking about dancing. But when a distinct lack of constant vigilance leads to Tonks' capture by Death Eaters, will she fall before Remus can catch her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,147 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Stolen Smile by StrawberryLaceSuicide reviews
"...his voice was low and dangerous as he asked the DI to repeat himself. In the street. The street. And he could feel the fury boiling inside his chest, anger like he'd scarcely known ready to erupt out of him." Nothing-y onshot. Idiot's Lantern. Xx
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Golden by SweetDeamon reviews
The Wizengamot invite 5 year old Teddy Lupin, accompanied by his grandmother, to accept two posthumous Order of Merlin awards on behalf of his parents, and promptly bitterly regret their decision to do so... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
A Change in the Air by aries-angel12 reviews
On the eve of change, Remus writes a letter to Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Undesirable No8 by EmmaLupinCutterCullenWho reviews
Tonks finds an undesirable poster with her husband's face on it. He is a wanted man. And he is proud of that. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Mistletoe and Ugly Sweaters by owlsong489 reviews
After a holiday prank by Peeves, Victoire and Teddy begin to confront the recent changes in their friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Forever Alive by Araedia reviews
She opened her eyes to see James scrambling into her lap, and for a second… she could see Fred in his wide brown eyes. For the Forgotten Family Ties competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Molly W., James S. P. - Complete
Colours by mcfuz reviews
He has many favourite colours. Pink is the best. / Little Teddy Lupin contemplates the colours of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Safety by WeasleyGrangerPotter reviews
After waking up from a nightmare Lily seeks comfort from her older brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Morning by paulakrys reviews
Another morning goes by at the Potter household. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Weasley girls do not need protection by Sisse91 reviews
One shot. Lily gets back to the commonroom late one night, James' still up. They're in for a little bonding. T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Howler by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
James Potter and Fred Weasley have pulled their latest prank, but this one is fairly serious and Filch has caught James and written to the Potters. How will they react? Rated T for very mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - James S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
Vaguely Aware by sierendipity reviews
A Teddy and Victoire one shot - one of the many twists about what just might have happened just moments before, during and after James Potter's tantalizingly mysterious revelation at King's Cross Station. If you bother to read, I'd love a review : Thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Ballad of James Potter by alicenotinwonderland reviews
Lily had a boring summer at home until James rescued her. Sirius is fond of telling the story of James' "magnificent" rescue. Being Sirius, he does it in his exaggerated, amusing, style through the ballad of James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trying to focus by Kuri333 reviews
Tonks and Remus trying to focus during a meeting of the Order of the Phoenix. Remus PoV added. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Wolf by Danica Napier reviews
Remus eavesdrops on Sirius and Nymphadora's conversation and finds out something that will change his life forever. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hands Outstretched by HammersNStrings reviews
An attempt to describe the deaths of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks at the Battle of Hogworts. It's pretty dark, so you've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Mystery at the Ridfell Swoop Carnival by SqueakyTheDuck reviews
The Doctor, Sarah, and Harry visit a carnival on another planet and find themselves caught up in a mystery. With disappearing animals, an enigmatic stranger gone missing, and some unexpected twists and turns along the way, anything can happen. Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sarah Jane S., Harry Sullivan - Complete
Peaceful Evening by tiickledpink reviews
Carlisle and Esme sit on the front porch at night while their kids are out, just spending some peaceful time alone and in love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Your You by fredandgeorgelover4ever reviews
James finds a poem Lily wrote the other day to Harry and puts it in a letter for Harry to find when he's older. Set when Harry's still a baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Surrendering by PhoenixRising19 reviews
How did Remus and Tonks get together after the fight in Half-Blood Prince? This is one theory. Short, sweet songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Glisseo reviews
... to wind up my wife whenever possible. James Potter passes down one of his most treasured posessions to his son, the night before his big day. Unsurprisingly, Lily Potter doesn't approve. AU, sadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Made of Porcelain by Mackenzie L reviews
Carlisle helps Nessie find the perfect gifts for Esme and Bella. Fluffy one-shot in honor of Mother's Day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Carlisle, Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
To Dance With My Father Again by MaidenStar reviews
My tribute to the bravery and sacrifice of Remus and Tonks and the loss of their loved ones on the 2nd of May 1998, the day things changed forever. Told from the perspectives of Remus, Tonks, Teddy and Andromeda. Songfic, oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/2/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Detectives by An Author's Pen reviews
In which the marauders accuse each other of pulling a prank and Professor McGonagall gets a head ache. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Marauders, Minerva M. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
Sirius is sick of Remus's lack of courage and decides to help his friend. We all know what that means. RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Our Midnight Waltz by Trepidatious.Musings reviews
In the past there was the obligation for an unmarried couple to be supervised by a chaperone. An adorably annoying Edward chaperones Carlisle and Esme during their first dance. A short scene of their romantic courtship at the beginning of the XX century.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Choices by do i need a pen name reviews
Sirius Black, although totally against his family's beliefs, was a very serious child. His outlook on life changes, however, when his cousin Andromeda gives him some friendly advice as they commiserate over their dislike of Bellatrix. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Grant Me Just a Little Speech by Primsong reviews
The Master kidnaps Jo Grant intending to hold her for ransom, but ends up with an earful instead. Third Doctor era.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/20/2010 - The Master, Jo G. - Complete
Where did Daddy go? by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
Harry, Lily, and James are playing peek-a-boo... extremly short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Wishing on a Peppermint Star by Primsong reviews
A little Christmastide tale for Three, Jo, Benton and Yates. A small, lost alien is somewhere amid the holiday shoppers, but we mustn't let that stop the children from seeing Santa. Ho ho!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G. - Complete
Feels Like Home by Seeke reviews
Esme has a wall, and Carlisle has questions.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Expecto Patronum by Linxcat reviews
Come stop your crying, it will be all right, Just take my hand, hold it tight, I will protect you from all around you, I will be here don’t you cry...[[Remus and Teddy fic to 'You'll be in my Heart' by Phill Collins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Motorbikes Don't Fly by hateater27 reviews
Fouryearold Harry loves to dream. The other children reject him, so he sits inside. Harry draws a picture, a flying motorbike, in fact ... but Uncle Vernon is not best pleased ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Sisters by Merlin Fisher reviews
Summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year. Tonks and Ginny chat about their love lives. Or lack thereof. Quickfic, one shot. Rated for mild language on Tonks's part. Hope you like, comments are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/4/2007 - N. Tonks, Ginny W. - Complete
Safe by luvmeanddespair reviews
Halloween at the Dursleys. 'It was the same every year he’d been at the Dursley house, which was – he counted on his fingers – eight years now. He knew the schedule. Eight years was a long time.' How hard can it be ... ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
I'll Follow the Sun by Noblevyne21 reviews
Set just after the funeral scene in HBP. After Harry walks away from Ginny, she bumps into Tonks who happens to know first hand what it's like to deal with men and their idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Ginny W., N. Tonks - Complete
The Meaning of Life, My Lad by missy mee reviews
James Potter has been left with the baby. Bored, he embarks on a one sided conversation with his son and manages to come to the conclusion that Baby Harry is a great philosopher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/15/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
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Ice Age 2: The Meltdown reviews
What if Manny and Sid missed the humans at Glacier Pass? This is my re-write of the reunion scene in Ice Age and of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown if Roshan/Pinky had still been with the herd.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Manny, Sid, Diego, Ellie
Paper Cut reviews
Wash gets a paper cut. This came from a prompt of Wash/Taylor - Paper Cut
Terra Nova - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2013 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Letters to Timeboy reviews
Doctor, ... Mels writes letters to the Doctor. This is a sequel to Letters to the Doctor. The title for this fic was thought of by Rwy'n-Y-Blaidd-Drwg.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels
Letters to the Doctor reviews
Dear Mr Doctor ... Melody writes letters to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 154 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Melody P. - Complete
Concrete Angel reviews
Harry is abused but everyone who is suspicious or knows about what is going on doesn't do anything. What will happen to Harry? Rated T for character death. LET'S STOP CHILD ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sticks and Stones reviews
Harry is being bullied and wants it to stop. But how far will he go to end the bullying? Rated T for implied character death. PLEASE READ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All His Fault reviews
She is in pain and it is all his fault. Companion piece to All My Fault but can be read as a stand–alone piece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Why Don't You Like Me? reviews
James loves Lily and would do anything for her. But how is he going to show her? This is a songfic and the lyrics are Grace Kelly by Mika.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All My Fault reviews
Remus hates seeing Tonks in pain. And it is all his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
What are Friends For? reviews
When James discovers Remus' darkest secret, he tells Sirius and Peter. How will they react? And how will Remus react when they confront him? Marauder era. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Marauders, Remus L. - Complete
I Promise reviews
Teddy is scared when James is born. He's already lost his parents. What if Harry doesn't want him anymore? What if Harry prefers James? What if Teddy loses his Godfather? How does Harry reassure Teddy that he will always love him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Big Sister reviews
Ginny needs comfort after being dumped by Harry, so she goes to the one person she knows will understand. Nymphadora Tonks. Set between HBP and DH. No flames please. Be kind this is my first fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Ginny W., N. Tonks - Complete