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Joined 01-16-03, id: 326746
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Greek Mythology, and O.C..
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Now for some random biographical info, in which no one has any interest whatsoever:

Height: 5'5" (Woe, woe is me, for I am ridiculously short)
Weight: Should I know this? I really have no idea, which is probably a good thing.
Hair Color: Bottle Red (support the dye industry, folks!)
Eye Color: Some weird middling blue/grey. Does anyone actually care?
Pet Peeve: People. God, we are so annoying
Quote that sums up the entire universe: Stop bitchin', it's a work in progress- GOD
Weapon of choice: Shiny, pointy stuff of death. Doesn't matter what it is...

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The Princess Harry by eris348 reviews
Heavily based on the Princess Bride, Draco as Westley, Harry as Buttercup, and all that implies. There will eventually be some v mild harrydraco, but til then content yourselves with the plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Neverland Express by Romie reviews
A lost boys vignette told from a more adult point of view. Some drug use.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2003
Tie Me With Velvet by AKA Jay reviews
(Complete - Draco/Hermione) Laughter and tears and love and anger and everything else you’d expect in a relationship between two people who are almost, but not quite, completely different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Attraction is Not a Factor by AKA Jay reviews
(Willow/Draco) Complete. An encounter between two very different people proves that you *can* teach a Slytherin new tricks, and also that 4+12 equals 16.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The One With The Horns by Sara6 reviews
A potion is botched, jokes are made, and Harry has an unexpected fetish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Peractio by Sara6 reviews
Completion. Finishing. End. (H/D slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Wizards and Dirty Magazines by Random Dent reviews
Harry is trying to put his Christmas to a productive use when he is rudely disturbed. (Harry/Ron slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Adventures in Ice-O by Trin2 reviews
SLASH, D/M. Draco crawls the vents and decides several things, one of which is that Harry is appealing when prancing with candy and shouting, "Eat me!" But that was just hypothetical.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/6/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Ridden by Romie reviews
SLASH. Harry notices Draco watching him, and starts to question his own biases
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Someone Tell Me Why (Love Ridden interlude) by Romie reviews
SLASH. A Crabbe POV piece from the Love Ridden universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2001
Never Ever... by Khirsah reviews
SLASH references. Seamus rambles about true love and other... stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/2/2001
The Hedgehog Song by morrigan reviews
Co-written with NS and Peeves is Peeved-- our version of Nanny Ogg's most infamous number. PG13 for vulgarity, and it contains an MP3 link so you can sing it in the bath
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2000
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/16/2000
Dream On by morrigan reviews
A very strange sweet-and sour little fairytale.You won't know what it's about at first.BTW I meant "strange even by my standards!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2000
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Husteron Proteron reviews
ClassicsNerd!Seth and his close personal friend.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/9/2004
Fluffy Goodness reviews
Sirus talks, Remus trys to shut him up. Fluff to the core, baby!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
After the Fall reviews
The twins know they're right (except when they're not). Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2004 - George W., George W.
Ones you Love reviews
Power corrupts, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Harry P., Neville L.
Fools' Gold reviews
Where exactly do the Hesperides get their apples from? Very silly drabble.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2004
Snow Blindness reviews
Drabble. He really thought he was used to it by now...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dead Flowers reviews
Light and Dark, Heroes and Villains, Alive and Dead. Contrast is inevitable, even necessary. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Beneficence reviews
How much of the future does the Sorting Hat change? Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Neville L.
Pavor Nocturnus reviews
What's the oddest pairing you can think of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Severus S.
The St Valentine's Day Massacre: Hogwarts Remix reviews
Crushing, pranking and general stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Action:Reaction reviews
Heroism's just a word. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Harry P., Neville L.
So Dauntless In War reviews
The peculiar mental state of a ‘Death Eater’ is caused by a surprisingly frequent conjunction of circumstances, significantly, a lack of attention and affection in the formative years. Draco would care to differ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/2/2003
Azygous reviews
Kisses, first kisses, are special... Tiny drabble and sort-of prequel to 'Androgenous'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003
Puppy love reviews
Where Seamus is an idiot and Dean is...cute. Vaguely angsty ficlet. Yes, I know the title is dumb, but it does make sense. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2003
Androgynous reviews
Androgynous: Being neither distinguishably masculine nor feminine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2003
The Matrix: Ravished reviews
Watching 'The Matrix' has done strange things to Draco's mind. Silly, fluffy ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Metamorphoses Series reviews
A series of vignettes based around Ovid's 'Metamorphoses'. Don't worry, you don't need to have actually read any Ovid. Provision will be made for your stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 11/11/2003
Sandpits reviews
Crushing and denial. Sweet, fluffy ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2003