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Joined 09-19-11, id: 3267836, Profile Updated: 10-22-12
Author has written 26 stories for Sisters Grimm, Iron Fey Series, Eyes Like Stars, and Gallagher Girls.

Yes, I am the Queen of Air and Darkness. If any of you know where I got that name from, give yourself a high five for knowing faerylore.

I should probably tell you stuff about myself, shouldn't I?

My name, or the one I will go by, anyway, is Astra.

My age is that of my pen-namesake ;)

I live in Tir Na Nog, ruling over the Winter Court and freezing anyone who annoys me. Don't get on my bad side. ;)

Book Series I read: Iron Fey Series (Team Ash), Sisters Grimm, Theatre Illuminata (Does no one else read it except me?), Harry Potter, Twilight, Heist Society, Maximum Ride, Kane Chronicles, Inheritance Cycle, Hex Hall, Gallagher Girls, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, House Of Night (HON), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (PJO), Need Series, Eon, Heroes of Olympus, Hunger Games, Modern Faerie Tales, and the Faeriewalker Series (Once again, am I the only person that reads it?), Divergent Trilogy

Three favorite characters of all time: Robin Goodfellow (The Iron Fey version over the Sisters Grimm version), Grimalkin (Iron Fey) and Queen Mab of the Unseelie Court (My (pen)namesake, also from Iron Fey Series.) The last one, I should probably defend myself on: She may be... not the nicest person,
but I greatly respect her. I'm not sure if we all really realize how hard it is being a woman and still being respected as a ruler when placed next to a King. She handles her position very well and makes it known that she needs to be respected as the rightful ruler. (Even if she does so through fear). If she don't agree with me, then I will be very happy to have a PM debate with you over it.

I am a writer (obviously) and though nothing, besides stuff on fanfiction, has been published yet, I am working on *counts on fingers, thinks for a second* Between four and five book series, several short stories, and 1 stand alone novel. Astra Gray is the name of the main character of what I would consider my legacy series. I've been working on the series for three or four years now.

I am also a musician.

Oh, I just started a blog with book reviews and other bookish and writing things on it! You can check it out here.

IF YOU WRITE SISTERS GRIMM OR IRON FEY SERIES FANFICS, PLEASE READ!!!!

For you Sisters Grimm authors, please note this: There is no such person as Puck Goodfellow. It is either Robin Goodfellow, or Puck. There is no, I repeat, NO Puck Goodfellow. You have no idea how often I see this and how it annoys the heck outta me. So please, please, do not call Puck Puck Goodfellow. Or you will have me and Robin Goodfellow after you until you fix it.

For Iron Fey Series, please note the following:

The name of Ash's lost love, the one that Puck killed, is Ariella Tularyn. Not Ariana. Not Araidne. (I've seen both) ARIELLA. You have no idea how many fanfics get this wrong, and it annoys the heck outta me.

Also, the three princes of Winter have different eye colors. This is really the only way, appearance-wise, that you can tell them apart.
SAGE has GREEN eyes
ROWAN has BLUE eyes
ASH has GRAY eyes (If you didn't know that Ash's eyes were gray, then you need to go reread the books. Immediately.)

Now, I know most of you probably don't find all these little details important enough to remember, but if they are messed up in your fanfic, it WILL be brought to your attention. Over and over again. Until you fix it. So try not to make these mistakes in the first place!

So, I just started a blog, because I obviously have way to much time on my hands. So if you're looking for completely honest book reviews, some writing tips/help/ideas, and then some other randomness, I suggest going to my blog, at this link: www.writingbyhart.blogspot.com See you there!

MY FUTURE FANFICS (THAT I HAVE PLANNED)

For Iron Fey

A multi-chapter fic about if Ash had chose to not keep a soul and stay with Ariella instead. Follow him as he slips deeper and deeper into becoming the horrible Winter King.

The sequel to TOTALLY OOC! CHALLENGE. Yes, I WILL write the sequel. :)

An Ariella-fic, from her POV about... well, everything.

A reflective, semi-drabble, about Puck's past.

A AshXAriella song-fic.

A rewrite of Unexiled.

A multi-chapter fic about 6 girls, all trying to win Puck's heart.

For Gallagher Girls


A multi-chapter fic about... what if Josh was a spy?

For The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Something. I WILL write something. Just not sure what yet.

For Divergent Trilogy

Something. I WILL write something. Just not sure what yet.

For Eyes Like Stars

Something from Nate's point of view, about the whole Love Triangle.

For Wings Series

A LaurelXTamani pollination fic

For Maximum Ride

Something. I WILL write something. Just not sure what yet.

Fanfiction Slang Guide:
So, I'm still fairly new and when I first started, I didn't know what a lot of
abbreviations and fanfiction 'slang' meant. So, for you here is slang and abbreviations that I think you will fing useful when perusing fanfiction.

OOC: Out of Character

O/C or OC: Other Character

AN or A/N: Author's Note

Flames: Mean reviews. There's a difference between mean and honest. Flames are pretty much designed to make an author feel absolutely horrible. Honest reviews are, well...honest.

Fluff: Cute stuff. The type of stuff that makes female romantics go "Awwww!" and guys to get all embarressed.

AU: Alternate Universe

Lemons: Strong graphic sexual content

Hits: I'm not quite sure. If someone who knows would be so kind to PM me the answer, it would be much appreciated.

Visitors: Don't know the difference between this and hits. My PM inbox is open and eager for your messages.

Okay, so now is going to be a ton of random stuff. In my opinion, it's all really funny/touching, so read it if you dare (and feel like wasting time).

Thanks for taking time to read my babble!

Queen of Air and Darkness

If I were a Harry Potter character, I would be Hermione, because I'm a nerd/geek who has bushy brown hair that never does what I want it to.

If I was an Iron Fey Series character, I would be Grimalkin, because, according to my friends, I am cryptic, use big words, and disappear constantly.

If I was a House of Night character, I would be a mix between Stevie Rae and Zoey, because I'm the meditator and the motherly one, (like Stevie Rae), but I'm also the leader that people tend to look for direction. I guess I would have a little bit of Damien mixed in, because I use big words and feel closest to the element air. Although I am not a guy, and I'm straight. Go figure.

If I was a Percy Jackson character, I would be Annabeth, because I'm the one that is constantly making sure none of my friends get killed (most of the time by themselves), along with being the Wise Girl.

Quotes:

"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed."

"Mr. L is like a father with a little bit of tyrant mixed in."

"I have no prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields

"Suicide is a man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me. I quit' " - Unknown

"Life's a little weird. We're all a little weird. When you find someone whose weirdness is compatible to yours, you join in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Dr. Seuss

"I just started a snowball fight with a Winter fey. Ah, heck"

"We went a little accent-happy on the accents there."
"Yeah, accents are like heroin for cellos"

"If nothing lasts forever, then I want to be your nothing." - A Sisters Grimm fanfic, I don't remember what it's called

"Would you be insulted or complimented if I called you my favorite villain of all time?" Astra Gray to Queen Mab

One thing I am absolutely certain, I can't live this life without you.

Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me.

Fall in love or fall in hate
Get inspired or be depressed
Ace a test or flunk a class
Make babies or make art
Speak the truth or lie and cheat
Dance on the table or sit in the corner
Life is divine chaos
Embrace it
Forgive yourself
Breathe
And enjoy the ride...

I want a guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot
who calls you back when you hang up on him
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
The boy who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world
Who thinks you're pretty without makeup on
The one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares about you
And how lucky he is to have you.

I'm a lover. Not a fighter. But I'll fight for what I love.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. -Andy Warhol

People are going to
WANT YOU
NEED YOU
EXCEED YOU
TAKE YOU
LOVE YOU
HATE YOU
PLAY YOU
RATE YOU
SAVE YOU
& BREAK YOU
But that's what
MAKES YOU

Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver and gold.

"Impossible is a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change. Impossible isn't a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

Copy and posts:

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,Canada

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely,
Spongebob

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Oh god, don't even remind me.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

You mean my profile picture? I took it. That's right. Be in awe of my photographical talent.

3) What's your middle name?

Hart. I know it's weird. Don't ask.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single. Woohoo... (*silent sob*)

5) Does your crush like you back?
Hopefully. :)

6) What is your current mood?

Annoyed. Bored. Knowing I should be doing something, but too lazy to.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
WHY DO YOU CARE?! Um, let me check... IT'S BLUE! WITH PEACOCK FEATHERS!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Gray.

9) Missing something?
Um... not that I can think of. My writing ability. A boyfriend. A life.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Not going on the Washington trip.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
An owl. Or a raven.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
... does running through traffic count?

13) Something you do a lot?
Daydream. Write. Sing. Fall in love with imaginary characters.

14) The song stuck in your head?

"Distance" by Christina Perri, feat. Jason Mraz.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
TheseWordsSpeak

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Random people at school who I'm not even friends with...

17) When was the last time you cried?
...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yep. A lot. It doesn't really bother me anymore, truthfully.

... wait, were you talking about as a soloist, or in a group?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Being an Air elemental

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes. I love guys' eyes.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't go to Starbucks. I hate coffee

22) What's your biggest secret?

You act as if I would actually tell you.

23) Favorite color?
Black and green.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
PBS kids. All day, every day. :D

25) What are you?
That's a huge paragraph that's taped up on my wall and too lengthy to put here. If you want to know, PM me.

26) Do you speak any other language?
French. Not very fluently, but...

27) What's your favorite smell?

Woodsmoke. :)

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
A word is too short for me. Try this: "It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional. It sure as hell ain't normal, but we deal, we deal." - Panic! at the Disco

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Oh god, I want to SO BADLY. I've got to get a guy to kiss first, though.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
My head hurts.

31) What should you be doing?
Writing. Exercising. Plotting my NaNoWriMo. Planning world domination.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Myself.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Depends.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I don't know. Something... sexy. Something that brings men to their knees. Hmm... PICKLEHEIMER!

XD

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Kind of. I'm more challenging and angry, actually. But I'm still good ol' sarcastic me.

36) What is your natural hair color?
This weird color that can't decide if it wants to be brown or blonde.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Does it have to be a person?

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Oh, big, big mistake. Really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap. ME.

The 11th Doctor (Doctor Who) (It's weird. I've only ever watched the 11th Doctor, but I don't remember that quote. Shame, because I really like it.)

What's Your Element?

FIRE
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 3

WATER
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 1

EARTH
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

AIR
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 8

DARKNESS
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite colour.
You often of always prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are an atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

LIGHT
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You dislike violence.
You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

Air. I always knew it!


Sterotypes: Bolded means that I am (blonde, American, whatever), normal means I'm not (Asian, Jewish, whatever)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm Black so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
Im bi-sexual, so i must must want to screw every boy and girl I know.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & THE ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl though, so I'm not sure if it applies)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT (Not totally, but I'm not skinny), so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT (if you count music as an art), so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND now so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. I have about 9 or 10 notebooks plus a jar of pencils by my bed.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it. (Before it said retard, but that isn't a nice thing to say)
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.


PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 5

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 3

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You like homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl. (One year)
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 0

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the Disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it. (I think they meant it at least)
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3

Result: Geek (And proud of it)

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

Kittykate1787

Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever

Queen of Air and Darkness

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley), Kittykate1798 (Nico di Angelo from PJO), Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever (Leo from HOO, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson before he became my half-brother, and Puck from Sisters Grimm even though he's obviously Sabrina's. Oh, and Iggy from Maximum Ride. :)) Queen of Air and Darkness (Fred/George Weasley (I can never tell the difference) Nico di Angelo from PJO, Ash from Iron Fey Series (even though I accept that he's Meghan's. Unfortunately. Sigh.) Puck from Sisters Grimm (curse you Sabrina!) Fang from Maximum Ride (it better be Fax, not Mylan!), Anubis from the Kane Chronicles, Kartik from the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Ariel from Theatre Illuminata)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Homey1717, Writer.of.the.gods, Taylur, percabeth4evr. the-crazy-kit-kat, Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever, Queen of Air and Darkness

You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when:

1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim.

2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back.

3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair.

4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea.

5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you.

6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies.

7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration.

8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk.

9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie.

10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song.

11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him.

12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard.

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year, or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, EclipseTheVampire, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late...

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy:No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose, your life or me?
Boy: My life

The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her hand and tells her:

"The reason why you're not pretty, is because you're beautiful.
The reason why you never cross my mind, is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you, is because i love you.
The reason why I don't want you, is because i need you.
The reason why I won't cry if you left, is because I would die.
The reason why I won't do anything for you, is because I'd do everything for you.
The reason why I chose my life, is because you are my life."

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks into your eyes: don't look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it: Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Why do I love you? Because I finally know what the word means and you were the one that taught it to me.

He gives her 12 roses. 11 are real and 1 is fake."I'll love you until the last one dies,"is all he said.

Don't tell me you love unless you mean it because I may do something stupid like believe it

I was looking up at the stars and giving them each a reason why I loved you and I was doing great until I ran out of stars

I wanna be the girl he can be goofy around.I wanna be the girl he can tell anything too.I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose.I wanna be the girl he can hold hands in public with and not care what anyone says.I wanna be the girl that's always on his mind.Most of all-I wanna be the girl he loves.

I wanna be the girl you hit a home-run for, score a goal for, write a song for. The one you give your hoodie to but most of all I want to be the girl who you turn to your friends and say "Yeah,that's her," when I'm in sweats,a tank, and converse-that's all!

I wish I was 8 again-because back then, all he had to do was tag me and I was IT.

I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose.The one he can't walk away from knowing she's mad at him.The one who can't fall asleep without her voice having been the last thing he heard.The one he can't live without.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness

If you love ice cream,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall on "accident" copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you are doing nothing right now, just starting at the computer or phone screen.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy this into your profile and ADD YOUR NAME to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolft, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful, blossomheartxoxo, CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS, fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sisters to the Dark Lord, Julz and Kate,Lara D, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile!!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your a* off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run b*ch run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" or "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Sit with you at the side of the pool at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a* that has left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"

FRIENDS: Take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will watch you stumbling around all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down

BEST FRIENDS: Will burst out laughing, trip me again, and continue to laugh.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Asks me for my number

BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever (For all my BFF's out there, you know who you are!)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

Boy-or-Girl ... Survey thing (Bold is yes, normal is no.)

Boy Part:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (LOL, two brothers, what can you do?)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Girl Part:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (sometimes)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (occasionally)
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Not really. It's what I think, and I'm proud of it!)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Special occasions, or when I remember.)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joke of it. (LOL, one time I turned my friend into a barbie, and another time into a clown. :D)
Like being the star of everything

I got this off of Blue-eyed-Lily's profile. I thought it was interesting. So I copy and pasted it.

Interesting quotes:

"I just thought of a thought!" -Mikey

"If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook all combined into one website, it would be called "You Twit Face." -Andrew

"Age is just a way of keeping track of how much longer you have until you die." -Hannah

"I have a blue crayon. You are jealous of my blue crayon." -Blue-Eyed-Lily

"Maybe we can have a sleepover sometime soon and pretend that we have lives together!" -Blue-Eyed-Lily

"Hot chocolate is cold!" -Blue-eyed-Lily

"I've finished the list of who from church belongs in what Harry Potter house! ...If anyone finds the Slytherin list, me and Kelly are in BIG trouble." - Blue-eyed-Lily

"If you are a twilight fan, then we do not get along." -A shirt I really want.

"Edward Cullen is a gay sparkling fairy." -Blue-Eyed-Lily

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

A friend stabs you in the front, a stranger stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

Amateurs built the ark and survived for 40 days and 40 nights. Professionals built the Titanic and they sunk to the bottom of the sea. Hmm...

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Girls are like phones: they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you will be disconnected.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

Life is all about a*. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I used to be normal, then I met the losers I now call my best friends

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.', copy and paste this onto your profile.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is silver.

Vampires vs. Wizards. Who wins? Wizards, duh. They can hex you from a mile away, Edward. You have to be an inch away to bite.

If you think those action figures are really, actually dolls, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you dislike that ugly, weird Anime crap that your friends love, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love old TV shows, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your best moments of fanfiction idea brilliance when you're trying to go to sleep, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you still reread “The Sisters Grimm”, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been in love with an imaginary character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Sisters Grimm and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight (and always will be), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone (let alone yours)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're in denial over Briar Rose’s death copy and paste this into your profile. SHE IS NOT DEAD!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

I haven't lost my mind. I sold it on eBay!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. (But we still love 'em:P)

Things To Ponder

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

4. On a long ride, sway to the frequency of the elevator

5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

8. Meow occasionally.

9. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

10. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

11. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

12. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

13. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

15. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

16. Lean against the button panel.

17. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

18. Bring a chair along.

18. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

19. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

21. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

22. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

23. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaaahh! Get them off!"

24. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

25. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Stand close to people so that you can drip on them.

26. Yell "Group Hug!" then enforce it.

27.Make chalk drawings on the walls.

28.Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

29. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

30. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Of course the meek will inherit the earth, what, you think they'd take it by force?

No one's ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but some have while trying to write one.

I don't stab people with knifes, I stab them with straws (preferably blue ones)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

Comebacks For Girlies

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman:Hiding from you.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman:Yes, and it will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?

Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:I'm a female impersonater.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes are amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be amazing.

Man:What's your number?

Woman:911

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature,and nature is beautiful,so thanks for the compliment. ;)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends think you escaped from somewhere, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(Ive done that before!)

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, even though you saw your parent(s) sneaking downstairs to put gifts under the tree or setting the easter eggs out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is trying to eat a whole entire tub of butter!

Crazy is when you purposely run into a wall just to see how much it hurts, miss, and smack your head on the doorframe.

Crazy is when you go hyper on nothing but air.

Crazy is knowing the whole entire lyrics to 'Gummy Bear' and singing them at the traffic lights.

Crazy is having a five-minute argument on the proper way to say, 'durn durndurn'.

Crazy is laughing about your own death and not being able to stop.

Crazy is running down the street dressed in toilet paper because you can.

Crazy is doing the chicken dance on the side of the road and practically get run over by a lunatic.

I'm crazy-and proud of it! Go crazy people!

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When in doubt, make up words.

95 Percent of all people would commit suicide if Justin Bieber was on top of a 100 foot building and was about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 Percent who would stand there watching inviting all your friends with popcorn screaming,"JUMP OR SO HELP ME, I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU OFF MYSELF!!"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my milk!!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you are kinda glad that you never get to meet a majority of characters from your favorite books because you know that if you did, you would want to slap them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.(I will be over at my friends house talking about PJO, and somehow along the way end up talking about cheese. And we never really know how this stuff happens, it just kinda..does.)

Pledge for Best Friends

1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...)

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. (That's deep...)

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ron -- Harry ... Hey HARRY!
Harry -- What, Ron?
Ron -- Harry, my Alphabits are sending me some kind of message! They say OOOOOOOO! What d'you suppose that means??
Harry -- Ron, Those are Cherrios.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

All was well until Voldemort and Vader started discussing which was better, magic or The Force.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wise don't need advice, fools won't listen to it.

I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...

Watch it, if your ego gets any bigger it may pop.

The world is full of people. All of which are misunderstood at the most crucial points of their lives. --KY

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after the first truth, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon show this to another idiot.

6. You still have a smile on your face.

Sorry about this... I was An Idiot too, And Neeeded Company...

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have more than 200 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

I'm me. What can I say? You wouldn't know me anyway.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do
with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like
do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"The parents of a teenager understand why some animals eat their young!"

"Life's journey is always easier when you hear a friends footsteps beside you.

""Divas are not made, they are born.""

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear." (so true)

God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed :D

Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

A world without friends is like a world without colors.

Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong

I listen to music...
To get pumped
To get inspired
To heal my broken heart
To drown out the sound
To overpower the silence
To listen to music

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice,
If you wanna mess with me you better think twice :D

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

Rule of war

"KILL OR BE KILLED!!"

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the Death Eaters! (We have cookies, milk, and a DENTAL PLAN!)

EMO--Extravagantly Made Origami

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace/Facebook/Twitter, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list:Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, Queen of Air and Darkness

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness

J u s t . t h e . t y p i c a l . r e c e p t i v e . r e a d e r , . p a s s i o n a t e . ( w a n n a - b e ) . w r i t e r . a n d . a n n o y i n g - b u t - t r u t h f u l . r e v i e w e r .

DANCE...as though no one is watching

LOVE...as though you've never been hurt before

SING...as though no one can hear you

LIVE...everyday as if it was your last...remember..tomorrow is never promised.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, nwfairy, SciFOXcraft279, Aremv monthlyobsesionist, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness

Things not to do at Hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltskin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

If you have ever ran into a wall when the lights are on copy and paste this into your profile

Now time for QUOTES!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're just about to announce the winning lottery numbers." -Homer Simpson

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them. -George Bush

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."- Fr. Jerome Cummings

"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!" -Will Rogers

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you're a geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Illegal Aliens Welcome!

A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnap him and drag him to you.

IF YOU THINK DORA IS EVIL AND A MURDERER, PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU THINK YO GABBA GABBA IS ONE OF THE MOST STUPIDEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF STUPID SHOWS,PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

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What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

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I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than a boy in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who yells out loud in the middle of a street.

I'm the kind of girl who does C.P.R. on a goldfish because it was drowning.

I'm the kind of girl who will try to climb a cactus.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off of orange fanta and coffee and absolutely loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who hates cheerleaders.

I'm the kind of girl who slams a revolving door.

I'm the kind of girl that doesn’t have a problem talking about anything that’s supposed to be personal...

...and I'm probably the kind of girl whose friends understand that.

I'm the kind of girl that WISHES she was insane so that she could have an excuse to be the way she is.

I'm the kind of girl who -- if faced with an armed man and only had a book for defense -- would throw the book aside and get shot rather than use it to protect herself.

I'm the kind of girl everyone asks, "Did you get dressed in your closet this morning? In the dark?"...

...and I'm the girl who doesn't deny it.

I'm the kind of girl who would slap a guy for asking to "go all the way". Yeah. Chew on that.

I'm the kind of girl who speaks her mind...

...and I'm the kind of girl who may not have the nicest things on said mind.

I'm the kind of girl who loves to KICK ASS! Mmmhmm.

I'm the kind of girl who likes to be myself - doesn't mean I'm cocky and/or arrogant. Doesn't mean I'm not, either...

I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because I might go ca-RAZY on them.

I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because no one can handle me.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't WANT to date because independence is a lifestyle that, as of now, I enjoy taking advantage of.

I'm the kind of girl who threatens her computer.

...and I'm also the kind of girl who gets a positive (or negative) reaction from said computer.

I’m the kind of girl who will start giggling insanely in the middle of French class, and won’t stop even when people start to get annoyed.

I’m the kind of girl who will proudly admit that I’m not smart enough to be in an advanced math class… even though I am in one.

I’m the kind of girl who refuses to succumb to a GPS for directions, even though we left the map at home.

I’m the kind of girl who will steal my sisters IPod for an hour and return it dead.

I’m the kind of girl who will start a conversation with a dog, thinking it will eventually talk back.

I’m the kind of girl who claimed she was a Swedish immigrant, and have to go back in five years to stay true to my arranged marriage, when I was in second grade.

I’m the kind of girl who watches the history channel, and is proud to admit it!

I’m the kind of girl who plans to jump off of the really high diving board, gets to the top, and then remembers she’s afraid of heights.

I’m the kind of girl who is prejudiced against gym teachers.

I’m the kind of girl who will try to lighten the mood with Obama jokes.

I’m the kind of girl who has planned out her life one second, and then changes it the next.

I’m the kind of girl who has so many ideas swimming around in her head, that when a new crops up, I give it to my cousin.

and finally...

I’m the kind of girl who is proud of the fact that the guy she likes is scared like hell of her.

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Favorite Grimm Quotes

"I believe the words you're searching for are 'thank you' " - Puck ///// I just love it. I can't help it. He's so cocky it makes me laugh - but also wonder what's going on in his head.

"Did you two kiss and make up?" - Daphne ///// I like this quote because of how hilariously innocent she is while she hits the nail on the head.

"He thinks you're a hottie! He wants to marry you and have a million merbabies!" - Daphne ///// Um... Is an explanation really needed?

"The prince was confused..." (Moth)
"You mean he dumped you." (Sabrina) /////
I love it when Moth gets called out. It's so funny.

"Well I hope it works out. The Trickster King is a real catch." - Sabrina ///// The biting sarcasm is delightful.

Puck must have sensed how desperate she felt, or maybe he just heard her teeth chattering, because he did something so un-Pucklike, Sabrina couldn't believe it. He got up, sat down behind her, and let his enormous fairy wings sprout from his back. Then he wrapped them around her to keep the bitter cold away." - Not actually a quote, more an excerpt. ///// I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. I can't help it, this makes me want to squeal like a little girl. It's so... sweet and... romantic and I just love it!

"She won't kill me. I'm a princess." - Moth ///// Moth is so icky and the fact that she thinks that just because she's a princess she won't be killed is so annoying. However, kind of funny too.

"Well you don't have to be a jerkazoid about it." - Daphne ///// I love her words and phrases. Gravy, punk rock, jerkazoid... I love them all.

Funny Things

-Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

-I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

-Don't use an axe to kill a fly on your best friends head. Trust me, I know from experience.

-Most people are only alive because its illegal to kill them

-A wise man once told me that if you find yourself running from a bear, the only thing you can hope for is that your friend can't run faster than you.

-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it! You thought I was going to say 'to get to the other side' didn't you! I tricked you!! eh heh!

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-education is important, but school is another matter

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already cause I don't have the receipt. I didn't exactly buy it.

-When in doubt, make up words

-Come to the Dark Side. WE HAVE COOKIES!!

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-You know, 1/7 people have fallen of their nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outta them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, you're SCREWED

--I had a friend once. But then his rope broke and he ran for it

-I took the less travelled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly

IF YOU WANT TO MARRY PUCK SO BADLY BUT SABRINA GOT TO HIM FIRST, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever loved someone that isn't real, copy paste this into your profile

Words are like fire. They can warm you, but they can also burn you.

I'm not aloud to go in the sandpit any more. That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

16 funny things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

And sometimes you just make me want to throw you into ongoing traffic but then I realize I'd probably kill myself trying to save you.

I'm the type of girl who bursts out laughing in the dead of silence from something that happened yesterday

Remember:It's mandatory to grow old but optional to grow up.

So I'm basically your typical teenage girl.My hair never goes the way I want it to go,my room won't stay clean for more than a day, and there's this guy I'm absolutely crazy about. :D

I love the color purple and dancing around in my pajamas before school.I'm a mess and my room usually is too.I laugh at the stupidest things and always say the wrong thing at the wrong time.I cry for no reason and sometimes I get mad easily but I'm just me and that's all I can be.

I love to walk in the rain because it's the only time people can't tell I'm crying

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

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IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

"When I get a little money I buy books and if any is left, I buy food and clothes

Cute boys make me not proper English Soooo true!!!!

I am hiding under your bed >:D That's right!!! BE AFRAID...

"We solemnly swear that we are up to no good!"

Be civil to all, be sociable to many, be familiar to few, be friend to one and be enemy to one

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

"The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in." Unknown

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Unknown

FriendShip Time EvErYoNe Gather Around (And thanks to those who thought of these)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

It's the times we're so crazy,
that people think we're high.
It's the times we laugh so hard,
we can't help but cry.
It's all the inside jokes
and "remember whens".
those are all the reasons
that we're best friends!

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

"He who stands on the edge of a cliff to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

Serious/Touching stuff that I'm telling you to read cause it's important!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending
Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.

ANYWAY

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self centered. Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway.

If you are succesful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you help them. Help anyway.

Give the world the best you've got and you'll get kicked in the teeth.

Give the world the best you've got anyway.

poem...

the life you've lived, the life you've known, has done everything it can to for your care to have shown.

then you should be proud,happy, blissful to know... that it has shown your true colors too,

because at your last breath, on your dieing bed, it would rather you stayed the same, without regret.

so i leave to whom ever reads this... keep your friends and family near, because needless to say... they're needed.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

OK you don't have to be gay to repost this...I'm not gay and I've reposted it!

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

For those of you who actually made it this far through my profile; congrats!!! Now you can see all the fanfics I've written, along with my favorite stories and favorite authors.

Hope you enjoyed all the random stuff on here!

Queen of Air and Darkness

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Winter's Wrath by Sonata16 reviews
Love. Betrayal. Conspiracy. Shennanigans. And lots of Nightshade. That's what adventures in the Nevernever are made of. (This started as a little one piece for a friend that has grown into a seemingly endless story line...Hopefully others like it as well. :) ) (Tentatively Making A Comeback.)
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 543,413 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/31/2013
A Different Ending by PoisenedAppleOfMyEye reviews
Alternate ending to Iron King. What if Meghan agreed to be Machina's Queen? Be ready for plot, intrigue, action, with a possibility of a very odd and confusing romance... Series.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,861 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Meghan, Tertius
Goodfellow? by She-Wolf971 reviews
"You like Puck?"
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,967 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Puck
I'm Knocked Up by Ms. Goodfellow reviews
I'm 17 years old and having a baby... what have I gotten myself into? **First few chapters under re-construction**
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,809 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Love and Respect by do not panic yet reviews
-There's only so much one person can take before they snap.- Ebony was just a shell before Mab's slip of tongue granted her freedom from the Unseelie Court. She took that once-in-a-lifetime chance and is no longer Ebonia of Winter— she is Ira of whatever she wants. Or whatever she's forced into which just might be the Iron Court. Mid-Iron Knight
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Meghan, Puck, OC
Spring's Uprising by JessLeigh214 reviews
Laufeia isn't like most fey. Being shunned by Oberon throughout her life, once she befriends Robin Goodfellow, falling in love with him seems to be inevitable. But a war is approaching, and an unexpected truth and the birth of a half-human girl cause the raven-haired fey to find an alliance in the most unexpected of places, even as her forgotten past turns into a waking nightmare.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Puck
The Long, Winding Road by Curlscat reviews
PREVIOUSLY THE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN CHALLENGE. Ups, downs, twists and turns, love and hatred. With a couple of new Everafters running about, wars start and lives end. Life for the Grimm family is NOT how it used to be. Pre-7 epicfic featuring Puckabrina getting together in chapter 112. Ch 1: Now contains a prologue! Ch. 127: The Epilogue. COMPLETE!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 127 - Words: 345,549 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - [Sabrina G., Puck] - Complete
The Iron Sister: Ira's Story by Truth Be Told I'm Lying reviews
It's hard for me to trust. It's hard for me to let people in. With all the hard events that I've gone through in my 600 years of life, can you really blame me? I've met some people. They let me stay with them, and they treat me like a real friend. They have faith in me, but can I have faith in them? Have I found a place where I really belong?
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,092 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Puck - Complete
My Prince Charming by The Fallen Spring Princess reviews
The school's Spring Formal is coming up and Meghan Chase is left without a date. Thankfully her best friend Robbie Goodfell is there to the rescue. Rated T for fluff, Please Review! One-shot.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Meghan, Puck - Complete
Remembrance by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
"And of course… If it wasn't strange I never would have met you that day in the Wyldwood. ...Or tried to kill you… But, I never would have fallen in love with you either." Requested by: Queen of Air and Darkness
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Meghan, Ash - Complete
I Won't Let Go, I Can't Let Go by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
"I'm sorry but I c-can't! I-I c-can't let g-go." Requested by: Anonymous
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
Crossroads by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
'Two paths, one choice- She just wish she knew which one to choose.' Oneshot
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Meghan - Complete
The Summer Rogue by cryptically reviews
MeghanPuck. What could make Summer's greatest trickster fall in love? And what made him so reluctant to act on it when he had sixteen years of opportunity? Missing scenes, twists on canon await.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Meghan, Puck
Beautiful by Curlscat reviews
"Name something you think is beautiful." TLWR-Universe corny V-Day Puckabrina oneshot, Edited.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2012 - [Sabrina G., Puck] - Complete
Their First Meeting by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
'Maybe she wasn't so alone after all…' Oneshot
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
Of the Rest by nikanak reviews
Makayla Aewood is an abnormality to the fey world. Given a distinctly precious gift, she must find her place and learn to accept herself, while facing a fiendish winter prince, an angered summer king, and a chance at real love.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,748 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Puck - Complete
You Know You Love Me by Curlscat reviews
Another Percabeth reunion story, but I tried very hard to keep it in character and not corny. The night after the Argo II shows up in the Roman camp, Percy and Annabeth have a talk, finally. Edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
A Random Oneshot by Immortal42 reviews
All human. Meghan, Puck referred to in this story as Robbie, and Ash, as normal fifth grade students. Well, mostly normal...
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ash, Puck - Complete
The Union of Faery by LSPScooter reviews
Inspired by the conversation between Meghan and Ash on page 136 from The Iron King Meg "No life debt, or having to become your wife, right?" Ash "Not unless our sires made a deal without our knowledge." AU and a little OCC
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,411 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Strangers in the Night by Ski October reviews
"Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away." Ash/Meghan. Sort of AU-ish.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Distant Dreamers by xXMidnightHuntressXx reviews
What happens when Ash and Meghan share the same dream shortly after Iron Knight begins? Oneshot
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Beautiful by SnixX321 reviews
Tobias/Tris one-shot moment. Set right after the banquet at the end of the book but before Tris falls asleep. Tell me what you guys think in a review if you read it!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Gaming Addict by LSPScooter reviews
Written in Response to Queen of Air and Darkness' challenge. OCC
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Meghan - Complete
Nobody Messes with Robin Goodfellow by Sara Goodfellow reviews
"Nobody messes with Robin Goodfellow. Nobody. Ever. You don't cross the line. That is a bad place to be." A one-shot about Puck's thoughts on Meghan and Ash's relationship and exactly what he thinks about the winter prince.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Puck - Complete
All is Fair by Team Angels reviews
Jessica is bored. And what does a Dragomir princess do? Well they provoke their husbands of course!
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Injured by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
Ash and Meghan are outnumbered by Iron Fey in the midst of battle, when Meghan gets hurt. Oneshot. Mash Meghan X Ash fluff. Please read and review! Rated T for violence only. :
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
It's a Sword by MyFairJohn reviews
Meghan is acting dumb and Ash straitens her out. No more explanation needed. CRACK!fic. Please R/R, even if you hate it. Takes place during the Iron Queen no major spoilers and is K for minor language.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ash, Meghan
So blind by BondSlave reviews
"Why?" I whispered. "Why do you hang around? You and Ash could've died today."Pucks heartbeat sped up under my fingers. His voice, when it came, was very soft, almost a whisper."I wouldve thought youdve figured that out by now."W/shouldve happened! R&R
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
Meghan's Cold by Leilsel97 reviews
What happens when Meghan has a cold? Short one shot. AU and OOC Ash
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Meghan, Ash - Complete
Vindictive by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, KayeRoiben/ “Do you know what terrible boyfriends let their girlfriends do?” T for the eff-bomb, spoken only once.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
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Almost Mine reviews
A response to CanadianMarauder's Challenge: Poison. Rowan's thoughts after Ariella's death. Includes flashback of a moment alone between them. Rated T because... well, you know Rowan.:P EDITED AND REWRITTEN!
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Ariella, Rowan - Complete
Monstrous reviews
Puck's thoughts on what happened in Summer's Crossing. Written (very belatedly) for Beautiful Redemption.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Puck, Ash - Complete
Weeping For You (Irvine) reviews
An Ariella/Ash songfic told from both their POVs. Set to Irvine by Kelly Clarkson. A T only because that's what all my stories are rated.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Ariella, Ash - Complete
Don't Fade Away reviews
An Ariella-fic. Including several different memories of her and Ash/Puck. My attempt to tell more of her story.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Ariella, Ash - Complete
CourtCrossed reviews
AU. Meghan is a full-blooded daughter of Oberon, engaging in a secret relationship with a certain Winter prince. Can their love weather the hard rules of the courts? Chapter 11 is an A/N, not a continuation.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
With You reviews
Ash's POV of their last night in Iron Queen.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Horses Hate Me reviews
Written as a prize for Naynay1130. Glitch and Fix decide that Meghan needs to learn how to ride a horse, and Ash is in charge of teaching her. Tried for comedy.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Unexiled reviews
What if, at the end of Iron Daughter, Meghan chose to stay with Puck instead of go with Ash? Puck/Meghan fluff. Prize for xxxthe-girl-on-firexxx.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Meghan, Puck - Complete
Haunted for A Thousand Years, Beautiful Disaster reviews
3 MeghanXAsh songfics, at different phases in their relationship. It goes in chronological order: "Beautiful Disaster" by Kelly Clarkson, "Haunted" by Taylor Swift, and "A Thousand Years" by Christina Perri
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
What I Want reviews
"In a dark moment I ask, "How can anyone bring a child into this world?" And the answer rings clear, "Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it." Robert Brault" Written to show Take Me To My Fragile Dreams how it's really done. :D
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Facebook reviews
Written for IronFeyFreak's challenge. What if Meghan and Ash discovered Facebook? Attempted and failed humor/lightness. Rated T for a little bit of a reason.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Simple Love reviews
PuckXMeghan. Prize for IronFeyFreak. "Robbie" and Meghan, just hanging. Pre-Nevernever. Little bits of fluff. Rated T because that's what all my stories are rated.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
My Immortal reviews
Songfic. Puck's thoughts at Leanansidhe's in Iron Queen. Set to My Immortal by Evanescence. Rated T because that's what all my stories are rated.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Puck - Complete
Hatred At First Sight reviews
Ash and Meghan meet at a party in the Summer Court. Meghan is to go live with the Winter Court, despite Ash's hostility.Can Meghan break down his icy walls and proves he remembers love?
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Ash, Meghan
Home reviews
Okay, this is kind of a what-if, if Oberon and Mab hadn't lifted Meghan's and Ash's exile, and she grew old as he stayed pure fey. It's really sad, and it might possibly make you cry. T only for the sadness.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
TOTALLY OOC! Challenge reviews
I wanted to make a challenge, since there are none. I made a list of totally random, OOC requirements for each character. Chapter 1 is requirements, then something bad happens to Meghan 2nd chapter on. Read to find out if she will no longer be Iron Queen!
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Love at First Sight reviews
In the future, Cammie and Zach are married. Liz is too, but not to someone that everyone is okay with... Rated T for just a little bit o' fluff. Could probably be a K .
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
In Dreams reviews
Meghan's POV of Ash's and her shared dream in Iron Knight. Warning: pretty sad.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Winter Leaves Scars that Do Not Heal reviews
A Mab-fic! During Iron Knight, begins when Mab makes the deal w/ the BBW. She has a flashback and reflects on why she would do such a thing for Ash, when he betrayed her. A little, tiny bit of fluff, not much.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Mab - Complete
To The Skies reviews
A post-So Silver Bright oneshot for Ariel/Bertie. I hated how it ended, because I liked Ariel better, so... yeah, there's some fluff. If you're a fluff fan. :
Eyes Like Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Ariel, Bertie S. - Complete
Past, Present, Future reviews
A cute one-shot with Briar/Jake and Puckabrina pairings, where Sabrina thinks about what is about to come. FLUFFYNESS ALERT! Rated T only for fluff, but could be a K
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Briar, Jacob G./Jake - Complete
Gone reviews
Written for Epiphany on Toast's Non Puckabrina? challenge. I'm not sure how Non-Puckabrina it is, Puck Sabrina elopes w/ Mustardseed and so 2 members of the Grimm household are left broken, to find comfort in each other. T for a swearword and some fluff.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Daphne G., Puck - Complete
Sleeping Sabrina reviews
A response to cutiereader968's challenge. Discover how Sabrina got cursed and the part Puck played in it. And there's a much more sinister plot than that.Rated T because er...well..there's Puckbrina and they're older than the books... you know what I mean
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Snowball Fight! reviews
A kinda what if from Iron Queen times. The title is pretty self explanatory. And yes, there is fluff, for all you Team Ashers/fluff lovers. Reviews are appreciated! Rated T for fluff. This has been edited, I changed the ending a bit.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
First Date reviews
Have you ever wanted for Meghan and Ash to have a semi normal date? Well, here's your chance. Fluffyness. Rated T b/c that's what all my stories are rated, though this could probably be a K or even a K.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Where Were You? reviews
Meghan gets hurt in battle and the only place to go is the Grimm's so she can heal. But Sabrina is still hurt by Puck's abandonment 16 years ago. Can Puck patch things up before they leave? PXS My first ff, under reconstruction.
Crossover - Sisters Grimm & Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete