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Joined 09-19-11, id: 3267839, Profile Updated: 02-05-12
Author has written 15 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Naruto, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Grand Theft Auto.

About Me: I'm a girl, still in school, new to writing, loves to read, very lonely at times, (that's where all the random and weird fanfiction comes from, lol), hates flames, loves people who send good reviews, loves people who like my stories.

Likes: I like just about everything.

Dislikes: I don't really dislike anything...EXCEPT-Rude people, obnoxious people, rude and obnoxious comments, children that scream obsessively, asshole shop clerks, money obsessed people, overly-serious people, people who look at me funny, asshole school teachers, asshole bosses, asshole fast food servers at the windows of drive-thrus, (Note to those people: If you don't like it there, don't work there!!!!) and I do NOT like Jails, the mental hospital, (in which I've been admitted several times, (Evil laughing), and cops.

Other stuff: I have a ninja sword, an overly active imagination, (especially when I'm lonely or bored, also where the weird and random fanfiction comes from), I wear make-up, love green, purple, black, and red, used to do gymnastics, used to do kung-fu, I write fanfiction, and make videos on youtube, I like guns, have guns, can read people like paper, am overly ambitious and rambuctious, (and ocasionally obnoxious and mischevious, (evil smirk), and like to be happy and giggley all the time. *giggles excesively* I also like being myself!!

Other things I do: I am a constant cosplayer of Akatsuki,(naruto) akatsuki yaoi pairings, Batman, and Batman yaoi pairings.

One More thing: If you're a fan of akatsuki (naruto) yaoi, please check out this website!!! I promise you you'll love it!!! www.akatsukionline.wikispaces.com!! Feel free to whatch all the videos, look at all the pictures, look at us cosplayers chats on the chat page, (it can get pretty weird) and leave comments on the comment/suggestion page!! :D Oh, and for those of you who want to know, I AM HIDAN. (Or my username, Jashin411). So whenever you see Hidan's name before a sentence or something, it's me!!! Also, nothings personal, so do not take offense. If you want to join us, just us the comments and suggestions and we'll get back to you!! Thx!!! :D

Note to readers and commenters: Please do NOT leave rude or obnoxious comments on anything;I will not respond to them, or even read them; but please feel free to leave comments about how I could improve my stuff, because I DO want your opinions. Thank You.

NOTE TO PEOPLE BEFORE SENDING FLAMES!!!!: I'm new to writing, and I'm still starting out. I would appreciate no flames. Advice would be welcome. I'm still new to this, and I'm still in High School, so if I have typos, (it's not bad grammer, it's just typos), please tell me and I'll fix them.

Thanks, and best wishes,

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Hot For Teacher by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Hidan has detention with Kakuzu, it starts to pour with rain, and Kakuzu takes him home... YAOI! LEMON! slight MASOCHISM! UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
This Can't Be Happening! by Kismahaz reviews
What if Kakashi used his magekyou sharingan on Kakuzu and Hidan? And what if the portal that Kakashi opens, sends Kakuzu and Hidan to a different reality and what if that reality was ours? AU story. Also involves an OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,309 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Pissing Pillows by A Ravens Dream reviews
One shot collection of Kakuzu and Hidan and all the awkward and funny situations of their relationship. Lots of language, lots of implied sex, actual sex, lots of humor, lots of fluff. Taking requests for this story! *marked incomplete until out of ideas, please leave requests!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Intriguing Neighbor by Molahsurey reviews
Just a super sweet and sexy falling in love story with lots of awkwardness, sexual tension, and hardcore vampirism. :P
Fright Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jerry, Charley
Path to Darkness by Makkoska reviews
Hidan's resemblance to someone important in his past makes Kakuzu act recklessly and he suffers an accident. The priest has to face the consequences, although he doesn't find them that terrible… A KakuHida fic, with flashbacks to Kakuzu's history. Please heed the rating and the warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Hair Dryer by Junsou reviews
Will be a Two-shot, M for Hidan's swearing. There's a package waiting for Hidan outside the hide-out. Apparently a dedicated fangirl had sent him a gift that she would like Hidan to share with Kakuzu. What would the zealot think?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hidan
You Know My Answer by MyLoveIsLikeEternalArt
A one-shot story of Kakuzu and Hidan, hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012
Immortal Perfection by Mettlei reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu Punishes Hidan by InSaNiTyBrO reviews
Hidan is a brat we all know that so his partner Kakuzu makes it his duty to put him in his place ::WARNING:: extream disipline and Kakuzu's name is Kakazu in the first Chapter don't ask why
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Who Will Ever Know by Beldam reviews
Bats can't break. Just like you can't fissure the darkness or cut open the night, there are certain things that can never fall apart. But then again, there is the lightning and the sun-so maybe it's not a question of 'whether it can happen', but 'when.'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,195 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Limits by wbss21 reviews
The Joker's always been known for his fearlessness, his unyielding, apathetic nature. But what happens when an obsessed doctor decides to test the limits of that fearlessness? Will the Joker's greatest strength become his greatest weakness?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,935 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Catch Me if You Can by Makkoska reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan need to change from their Akatsuki cloaks so they won't draw attention to themselves. When Hidan's choice of clothing doesn't meet Kakuzu's approval he does his best to get him out of it. Hidan resists. Warning: for sex between two men, language, some violence – in other words Kakuzu and Hidan having fun. Oneshot, with the possibility of a sequel later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Let's play a game by Karax93 reviews
Hidan challenges Kakuzu to play a scary video game. How will his partner react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Angel by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
It wasn't Kakuzu's lucky day, what with the gender-bending mission, crude outfit, and Hidan taking everything to his advantage. I own the OC inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm sick! by akebou reviews
A fluffy KakuHida one-shot! Hidan's "sick", let's see if Kakuzu can heal him... Warning; Lemon and Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wet Dream by namelesslunitic reviews
During a thunderstorm, Brian sleeps with Stewie to comfort him.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Have a Heart! by jayfeather86 reviews
Kakuzu is in a bit of a sticky situation, and Hidan helps him out because, no matter how much they fight, each is all the other has. Hidan&Kakuzu friendship. M for blood/gore, Hidan's language, and some dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bad Dreams and Comforts by Dokuji-Chan reviews
Hidan has a bad dream and wakes up just in time for Kakuzu to see him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Temptation, Thy Name is Bath Time! by namelesslunitic reviews
It's bath time for Stewie, and that's bad news for Brian.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Definition of Love by TortureMegan reviews
Hidan's definition of Love according to his relationship with Kakuzu. Basically Hidan talks about his life with Kakuzu and what he thinks about the emotion known as love. Warning: This is AU, has swearing and mentions of child abusage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Detached by Camellia-Blossoms reviews
Kakuzu, is a detached man. He is always alone, but can Hidan change that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Street Boy Named Desiree by namelesslunitic reviews
Brian discovers Stewie's dirty little secret.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Stewie G., Brian G.] - Complete
Springs by RyouYami reviews
Stressful days are just the worse especially for money lovers like Kakuzu and his loud mouth counterpart Hidan. The springs would be a nice little getaway from the stress or will it just add on to it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ramblings by Jose Calibri reviews
Kakuzu had enough of Hidan's stupid ramblings. Fluff, KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One For The Road by Cap'n Green reviews
Kakuzu recounts his past to Hidan, speaking of what made him the greedy, angry individual he is today. Rated M for rape. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hi by The All Pairings reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu in the middle of the night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unexpected by Swallowed-By-Pain reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have a very unexpected incounter...Involves rape/Hidan likeing rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Day At The Park by Zailena reviews
Both Kakuzu and Hidan are to stubborn to make the first move, but when an arguement gets out of hand, can they fix it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
I'll Show You How by Jaylea Nyx Felesian reviews
-Warning Yaoi- Yahiko thinks that Nagato has a crush on Konan and thinks that his friend needs advice on kissing. Little does he know he's being played during this advice session.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - [Nagato, Yahiko] - Complete
Happily Dying by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
One of Kakuzu's test subject gets a glimpse at the hidden wonders of Kakuzu and Hidan. In her last moments of life she witnesses true love, true horror, and true humor. Really funny! I may also write a more serious version. KakuHida and slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Deliverance KakuHida by ScarletDarkblood reviews
They both knew how it would end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Lament by WRATH77 reviews
A cruel phrase leaves the zombie duo apart for awhile, but then Kakuzu realizes that some things shouldn't be said. Kakuzu/Hidan R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Present for the Joker by Ash M. Knight reviews
Bruce Wayne Batman and Jack the Joker are living together. Bruce brings the villain home a furry and adorable present. One-shot. Batman/Joker Slash.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Awaken by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan wants to give something that Kakuzu gave him, a reason to live. His life had been nothing before the stitched man, does Kakuzu feel the same? Yaoi. Hidan PoV. Realizing what life is, is not easy sometimes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
In the Storm by WRATH77 reviews
Their passion for each other is like the storm above them. M for a reason. Kakuzu/Hidan R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Altar Boy by YaoiPhox reviews
Warnings listed within. I needed to work on smut and let out some things. KakuHida. Long Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Origin in Disease by amethystkrystal reviews
A story about how an attempt to save a leukemic girl's life changed a tormented teenage boy into the crazed, murderous clown he was destined to become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,477 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Joker - Complete
Binge Drinking by y-in-flame reviews
Hidan is positive that Kakuzu drinks. Absolutely positive. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuHida: Opposite's Day by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu confesses his feelings to Hidan on opposite's day. Hidan being in love with Kakuzu is depressed because now he thinks that Kakuzu hates his guts. Is Hidan right or is he wrong with his assumption? KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Secrets Kept by DefiniteEnding reviews
KakuHida ONESHOT. Hidan keeps his immortality a secret from everyone in Akatsuki. Why? Because he can! But this ends up causing him trouble when Kakuzu leaves him behind, thinking he's dead. What next? Falling in love with a dead man? M - strong language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Who the Real Zombie by KakuHidahearts reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are sent on a mission to Crescent Moon Island by Pein-sama. This mission was to find out what is responsible to the dissapearence of important bounties. After this mission Hidan had nightmares. It Kakuzu to comfort his lover Hidan. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Heart Wants by Dollymop reviews
Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,149 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Poke me by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu into sex. Fluffly, cute Lemon. PWP. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stitches by grandlinegirl reviews
Kakuzu is fed up with Hidan's constant complaining and decides to extract a little revenge! WARNINGS: Language, rape, tentacles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Agony by wbss21 reviews
Note:I've rewritten Chap. 3 & made it longer The Joker's been badly brutilized and Batman's the first to come upon him. But what will The Dark Knight do and how will he react to finding his greatest and most dangerous foe in such a compromised positi
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,682 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The 12 Pains of JASHINmas by MoonlitLotus reviews
A parody of the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas" with the Akatsuki! Christmas Akatsuki plenty of fun and hilarity and Kakuzu's misfortune heh! Warning for Hidan's colourful language, since he just doesn't know how to speak without swearing. RE-VAMP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009
Jashin damnit by Ecchi Nin reviews
Kakuzu walks in on Hidan having some fun, and joins in. A shameless PWP RATED M FOR A REASON. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hell must be freezing KakuHidan by HaloGebieter reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are komming back from a mission and Hidan is sick. The thing is Kakuzu doesn't know and before Hidan can cure his sickness they have another mission to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When Night Comes by Reichieru-Uchiha reviews
After a long fight at the Fire Temple, Kakuzu and Hidan decides to take a rest and come across a water fall where Hidan insists on cleaning himself before heading on. Kakuzu saw that Hidan hasn't returned and decided to go take a bath as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Love addict by MoonyXmadness reviews
Ellis thinks Nick has a problem, but Nick doesn't see it. one shot, Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
1 KakuHida Keep Away by Paige4114 reviews
Kakuzu gets sick. Our favorite Jashinist is there to help. Number 1 of a series. Rated T for Hidan. Yaoi- don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuzuxHidan Satisfaction by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
Hidan needs some "satisfaction" and Kakuzu is more than willing to give it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Hatred and Wanting by KAHTz reviews
Hidan finally decides to confront his partner about his feelings. The problem is how Kakuzu will react. Slightly AU, Rated M for language and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Goodnight by Dajypop reviews
Part one of my May requests. Kakuzu shows Hidan how to warm up after passing out in the chilly rain. KakuHida yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Idiot by Dajypop reviews
Kakuzu thinks Hidan is an idiot for licking the lid from a can he opened. AU, Lemon, KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Nick Names by abandon.me297 reviews
Uhhh... Nick and Ellis make nick names for each other and Nick turns it into a contest and the contest turns into a yaoi lemon... so... YAOI LEMON ALERT! Ellis uke. Nick seme.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Just ShutUp, Already by PoeticRainfall reviews
Hidan just didn't know when to just stop talking, so Kakuzu found a way to make him. Yaoi, KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Perfectly Natural by Content-To-Write reviews
Holmes/Watson slash ficlet. Oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Three Simple Words by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
Hidan is in one of his questioning moods again...will he get the response he wants from Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
KakuHida: Healing Touch by Shadowfell242 reviews
When Hidan can't sleep, it's up to Kuzu to comfort him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hold me by Pairing-Naz reviews
Sometimes Kakuzu just Needed to shut Hidan up. Who knew this way would start something bigger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Promises by AuralayKristine reviews
Ellis takes a stupid chance. Nick is furious, but not for the reasons he thinks. SLASH, Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Playing Nurse by la mangue joyeuse reviews
“I told you, moron—” Somehow Kakuzu’s flat, unimpressed glare manages to retain some of its effect despite his flushed cheeks. “—I did not get ill because ‘Jashin did it out of spite’." Kakuzu catches a cold and Hidan is remarkably unhelpful.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Divine by LindyStar reviews
Kakuzu resurrection fic. Hidan wasn't about to let Kakuzu win in death. The power of love is divine. How things might have turned out differently after they fight the Konoha nins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu: Threeshots of the Way Back by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Witness the past of young Kakuzu through rough childhood, cruel youth, and ironic adulthood. He was not as strong and gruff as he is today...because even the worst criminals started small. Warning: violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
Kuzu Chan by Urufu-chan reviews
Kakuzu gets angry, and Hidan doesn't want to see him leave. Light Yaoi, Fluff. One-shot. Rated T for Hidan's cursing. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Healing by Veterization reviews
Nick/Ellis oneshot Nick never healed him. Ellis was determined to find out why.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Only Mortal by Machinesister reviews
Kakuzu dislikes his new partner, though he proves useful in battle. But when he is informed of the tremendous bounty on Hidan's head, Kakuzu faces a decision that is more difficult than he originally thought. KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Water by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Hidan hates the water, but Kakuzu promises everything will be alright.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sleepy Rain by CrystalOcean7 reviews
Through Hidan's point of view. It's all raining down hard, meaning Kakuzu has to find a hotel. Kakuzu x Hidan fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
100 Ways To Piss Off The Akatsuki by NaruFreak91 reviews
I did NOT make this someone else did i thought it was funny and wanted to share. FYI I got permission to post this from the actual person that made this. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kakuhida sm lemon request by cannibalistic-queen reviews
hidan and kakuzu have some fun in the torture chamber
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lay With Me by CrystalOcean7 reviews
Through Hidan's view point. Rainy day. Kakuzu x Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Playground by cOo.Me reviews
When Hidan and Kakuzu enter into the hidden steam village, memories of Hidan's childhood comes to mind. Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Actually Don't Want To Know What Time It Is by KSFWolfe reviews
Hidan is freezing, exhausted, and possibly slightly drunk...otherwise he never would have wandered over to Kakuzu, of all people...drabble. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Joker Face by Angel's Star reviews
Poker Face, but with the Joker's twist on it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Joker - Complete
I Always Knew You Would Be A Screamer by akatsukir00lz reviews
Who knew calling Kakuzu weird looking could end in sex? Read and review please! First lemon, so I hope It's good. Lemon, yaoi. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Loves Me by CrystalOcean7 reviews
Within Hidan's POV, catches the flu and finds himself in the care of Kakuzu. Kakuzu x Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gift Of The One I Love by CrystalOcean7 reviews
A cute Valentines story of Akatsuki love for each other by the seme giving or getting a gift for the uke. First chapter; Sasori x Deidara. Second chapter; Kakuzu x Hidan. Third chapter; Kisame x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Love Oneself by Songstone reviews
Narcissism had always seemed more like Hidan's type of thing. Kakuzu didn't boast about himself like Hidan, he didn't consider himself God's gift to mankind, like Hidan, and yet... Doesn't this make him worse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kakuzu
It was only a dream by Eye of the Moon reviews
Hidan wakes from a terrible nightmare and Kakuzu comforts him by promising him forever. Hidan X Kakuzu, written in Hidan's POV. Rated T for mild language coming from Hidan's mouth. Bad summary, I know. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Softening? by hatchling reviews
Even the Zombie Brothers have their soft spots, and that they notice during a normal day at Akatsuki hideout. Rated for Hidan's language and mentions of blood. Kaku/Hida, and minor Ita/Kisa, Tobi/Dei and even Saso/Dei if you look for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
In Memoriam by Tsukihara Tarou reviews
The true source of Pain. Yaoi, unbetaed, threesome, het, character death, Yahiko/Nagato/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Yahiko, Nagato, Konan - Complete
In His Clothes by ChoiSeungHyun110487TOP reviews
“You look...cute.” KakuHida fluff. May be a little OOC. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
In Stitches by Subieko reviews
A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Fight by thedemonsangel reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have a fight...and Hidan loses his head! What does Kakuzu want in exchange for putting Hidan's head back in place? Warnings: KakuHidan, rating for language and suggested themes, drabble, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
First by kuso tare reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are on the search for their tailed beast. But after getting sidetracked by a bounty feelings are revealed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Violence and Vulnerability by LydiaGoesRAWR reviews
Hidan loses Kakuzus wallet. The miser hurts him in a way that he'll never forget. CAUTION: sex/rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Chance by Melby7777 reviews
On Kakuzu's ninety-second birthday, Hidan tries to get a chance to be with Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just some Kakuhida by RedSand reviews
Some smut I wrote for someone back on dA. Kakuhida smut, and some Sasodei. Just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Threads by xotakux2002x reviews
told from hidan's POV. drabble about time spent with kakuzu in their room. kakuhidan fluff, rated for language, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Neglected by xotakux2002x reviews
warning to all semes; never neglect an uke. kakuhidan, kakuzu x hidan, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by Lady Rouge the Elf reviews
Hidan can't get his partner Kakuzu out of his thoughts or make his heart stop pounding every time he thinks about him. In desperation he turns to other members of the Akatsuki, only to make things worse...rated M for stong YAOI scenes and swearing.ch12 up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Odd Couple by Subieko reviews
No one really understands why Kakuzu and Hidan get along, not even the men themselves. Kakuzu/Hidan oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Trick or Treating at House 69 by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Deidara and the Akatsuki gang go trick or treating! But Sasori is not with them, why do you suppose that is? Read to find out! Pairings: OroSaso SasoDei ItaKisa KakuHida ZetTobi DeiJacob
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
So Sweet it Hurts by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
CRACK Hidan is having cake, but does Kakuzu want some, too? R&R NO FLAMES. M for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Waiting For You by EstelleYS reviews
Kakuzu X Hidan fan fiction: Hidan is in trouble, but Kakuzu doesn't save him. What happens here on out? Will Kakuzu's love help pull his Zealot through? Will Hidan forgive Kakuzu? Yes, sucky summary, but i try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Shi Saku Shinu by iamofthedesert reviews
Kakuzu's dieing. He can't do anything about it... KakuHida. Summary SUCKS, I know, sorry, the story is better than the stupid summary, I hope... WOW, my FIRST First Person POV story EVER! If it sucks, please be NICE about telling me how it sucks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
democracy of the heart by NotWritingAnymore reviews
Kakuzu doesn't want to feel any thing for his partner. why would he want to? Hidan was annoying and useles....but demoracy has a way of over ruling things... Kakuzu/Hidan, blood, strong language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Beauty of Fearing Death by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Because it would be arrogant to seek perfection. KakuHida- written by a not-entirely-sane author
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
My Special Plushie by Sihouette The Jellicle Cat reviews
Hidan has a special plushie of the man he loves. KakuHida fluff. Read and enjoy. Rated T for a kiss, half nakedness, and cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Inn by citrusE786 reviews
The keeper of an inn is about to have the day of his life when Kakuzu and Hidan walk in for some service. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implications. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Road to Heaven by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Malcontent Drabbles of Avariciousness by rxtetrodotoxin reviews
Some Drabbles on the every day life of Hidan and Kakuzu. I highly suggest you look up those two words before reading, and keep them in mind. Slight KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Not Lovers by Darkfire75 reviews
KakuHida. He wasn't supposed to feel anything for his partner. That was the agreement. rated for sexual content and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
heat by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A fight gone wrong by Itachi's little Weaselette reviews
Well Kakuzu and Hidan start fighting and it some how ends up with them doing yaio! XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuzuXHidan by nekochan4545 reviews
Deep down under Hidan and Kakuzu's obvious distaste for each other is something more... warm and fuzzy.... love perhaps?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
fluffy by cherrySUNSETx reviews
because anything is worth money · slight kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reaping the Benefits by Luciana Costa reviews
In which Kakuzu and Hidan find solace in the company of each other. With a few bumps along the way. KakuHida, shonen-ai, don't like don't read. Rated for Kakuzu and Hidan's cussing and blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Things of Love by A Secret Masquerade reviews
50 words about Hidan and Kakuzu. A challenge thing. Yaoi/Shonen-ai. Rated to be safe. Yes, title sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Winning arguments by Plushielover177 reviews
Kakuzu finds how easy winning arguments against Hidan really are. Hinted KakuHida if you wan't it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Run my darling by Garo reviews
A poem about Kakuzu and that he is afraid that he will hurt Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Tears Fall For No Other by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There was nothing for Hidan to cry about, Kakuzu wasn’t about ready to die. Kakuzu x Hidan KakuHidan Rated for Safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
She Should Have Known by Renflower21 reviews
A short poem about Konan, and Nagato's transformation into Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
With Benefits by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Sometimes, Kakuzu hated Hidan's eyes. They were so [WIDEandCUTEandfuckingPURPLE]... UKE! That manipulative asshole. [KakuHidan][Happy late birthday, smexykakuzuman!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Thread by LemonBoi reviews
um. Warning: lemon, yaoi, no plot, smut. pairing: Kakuzu x Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Unfortunate Event by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Persuade Me by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Beginning of a true partnership by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
The meeting, the first mission, the first time together. [KakuHida] Minor: [TheLeaderxOC] yaoi. WARNING: LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tease by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu has Hidan right where he wants him. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Brief Interlude by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Hidan sees another side to Kakuzu, midmission. Warning for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hidan - Complete
You're an Idiot and Here's Why by Senko Wakimarin reviews
A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Catchphrase by TheBeckoningSleep reviews
[Slight KakuxHidan] Kakuzu's money obsession is not the only thing that annoys the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Unknown Desires by Innatzu reviews
After Eragon decides to drag Murtagh back to the Varden against his own will, he begins to feel an odd attraction. When Murtagh is bound in chains, Eragon finds himself feeling hot and bothered. Murtagh x Eragon slash.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/3/2007
Hunt for Two Tails by tobipineapples reviews
The story of before Hidan and Kakuzu ran into Yugito.One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Opposites by Skins Thunderbomb reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are Opposites.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
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Fucking Bored reviews
Michael goes to the Vanilla Unicorn, and Trevor is fucking bored! Rated M for yaoi, language, etc.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Trevor P., Michael D. - Complete
Quaratine reviews
Two months after the closing of Arkham City, Ra'Shal Gu releases a virus into the city, turning people into living zombies, quaratined in Arkham City. The only person able to create a cure is trapped within, and it's up to Batman to save the people. (Has nothing to do with/related to: Batman: Contagion.) May be Yaoi in future chapters so be forewarned. Rated M.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker
Save Me reviews
Because this time...Joker wanted to be saved. His mind had changed. He didn't want it to end like this...Not anymore. Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, etc. Rated M for violence, language, and adult themes.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - The Joker, Batman/B. Wayne
Finding your breaking point reviews
Batman and Joker are captured by a deranged doctor. When they find themselves in some dire circumstances, can they trust each other? This time, Joker really will see Batman's breaking point. Rated M for violence, language, batman/joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011
High reviews
"Kakuzu," Hidan whispered in Kakuzu's ear, blowing lightly, "I'm ready for a high." Kaku-Hida, Warning: YAOI Rated M for YAOI and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Certain Socializations reviews
"You retard." Hidan accidentally stabs Kakuzu. NOT a good impression on their 3rd mission together. Hidan helps Kakuzu with his wound, they go on another mission. They begin to socialize. Kakuzu tells Hidan that certain...socializations...aren't good to have with your partner. Hidan doesn't listen. Because when does Hidan ever listen to Kakuzu? Rated M for Yoai and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Strictly Forbidden reviews
"Hidan, you know this is strictly forbidden in a place like this, right?" Hidan and Kakuzu engage in some activities that are strictly forbidden in a place like the one they are in. Rated M for yaoi and Hidan' mouth. Not good with summaries, storty is better than it sounds. Just read. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Can we do it Again? reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu our on their official 5th Mission together. Kakuzu remebers meeting Hidan, and then ponders some things sort of sexual. What will happen when he ponders things about his partner in the forest, while they're both alone? Sorry, bad summary. Just a random KakuHida fanfic. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kako o Wasure reviews
Pasts Forgotten. What if, after their death, Madara provided the Immortal Duo with Backstories? What if we could look into their clouded pasts? What if we could finally find out how the Akatsuki Treasurer and the Immortal Madman came to be? Rated T for Language and Some Violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Addicted reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a heated argument about Hidan being under-appreciated. In blind rage, Kakuzu tells Hidan to leave, and he does. Kakuzu goes after him, only to find him nowhere to be seen. He has to tell him he loves him...before it's too late. Rated M for Yaoi and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SoulMate reviews
Because it's often in the most strangest places and people that we find our soul-mates. Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SadoMasichism reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a fight...but what if it became something more? Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's Mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Do You Remember the First Time reviews
Hidan reflects on his first time. Do YOU remember the first time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Looking Me Over reviews
Hidan catches Kakuzu looking him over. He soon realizes that Kakuzu had been looking him over more than once. Hidan comes to the conclusion that he turns the old man on, and has him in the palm of his hand. Why not have some fun? Rated M for cursing/YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Shut Up reviews
Hidan is tired of Kakuzu. He tells him, and is expecting a beat down. But what if he gets something else instead? Rated M for yaoi and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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