Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.
Previous Pen names: Muggles are Stupid, Dark Illusions of the Fallen, Dont Tell Them I'm Not Real
location: the land of the Frost Giants. also called Canada.
Current Obsessions: Hetalia, Avengers, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Attack on Titan, Homestuck and to a lesser extent Vampire Diaries, Free!, Shameless US, and FATF.
FANFICTION INFORMATION- Finished, In Progress, Coming Soon,
He's Hurting Me- Hetalia, PruCan
Only A Memory- Sequel to He's Hurting Me
Child's Play- Twilight, No Pairings
Bubblegum Pink- Hetalia, PruCan
Firework- Hetalia, PruCan
Reflective Lenses- Hetalia, PruAusCan
Untitled- Harry Potter, Tom Riddle Jr./Harry
HE'S HURTING ME/ONLY A MEMORY STUFF
If you have any songs that you think I should add, let me know!
Mattie's dress from OAM CH5-
Got this from thecutestscribeoferebor.tumblr.com
Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I'll write you something
INFO ABOUT MOI:
1. I'm non-binary. That means my gender is fuck off.
2. I love pumpkin pie.
3. I am extremely optimistic
4. I have a deep love for queer relationships
5. I am very lazy so it takes me for fucking ever to sit down and write
6. I fucking hate queerbaiting, but I always end up sucked into shows that have it.
7. I love talking to people, but only online
8. I have an unhealthy obsession with pirates.
9. I am very embarrassed by past me. Past me was a fuck.
10. I am extremely defensive.
11. I hate people who are willfully ignorant
12. Stereotypes are annoying and I hate them
13. I'm a panromantic asexual. deal or get off my pirate ship.
14. I am black, white and awesome. sorta like a zebra.
15. My 3 favorite animals are Ocelots, Elephants and Cows.
16. I like scary movies, but I get scared easily.
17. I'm pretty openminded.
18. I shut down when pissed.
19. I am brutally honest.
20. I have a short attention span.
21: I enjoy arguing, but I get frustrated really easily when people don't understand what I'm trying to say
22: I swear way too much
23: I enjoy writing (no duh)
24: I frequently scream at inanimate objects.
25: I find comfort in using labels for myself
26: I used to think I was really smart and I'm just now realizing I am mediocre at best.
27. I find it annoying that there are so few fanfictions with girl/girl pairings.
28. 3/4 times on semeuke.com, I got badass uke.
29. I hate the smell of laundry detergent and dryer sheets. I feel like i'm choking when I walk through that section in the Wal-Market.
30. I have an extensive vocabulary of made up words.
1. What is your name? Evren/Ev
2. How old are you? Old enough to no better, but young enough to do it anyway.
3. Are you a boy or a girl? That's a trick question. Awesomeness knows no gender.
4. When were you born? July 14
5. What color are your eyes? Blacky-Brown
6. What color is your hair? Brown
8. Curly or straight? curly. Like, a kajillion tiny little ringlets curly. People ask me if its real everyday.
9. What color is your skin? black. But if you want specifics, light brown.
10. Are you short or tall? Mega tall.
11. Do you have any pets? Does my sister count?
12. Where do you live? The maritimes.
13. Do you have body piercings? body piercings? earrings
14. Do you have brothers or sisters? both.
15. Are you (A) Straight (B) Gay/Lesbian (C) Bi? I'm pan.
16. Are you neat or messy? Messy.
17. Are you shy? When I first meet someone
18. Are you single? Ya
19. Do you live in a house or apartment? duplex
20. Are you popular? Kinda, but just for being snarky.
21. Color? purple or green
22. Food? Chicken pot pie
23. Drink? Sprite or super-sugary tea.
24. Place? Canada in the spring.
25. Animal? Elephants or Ocelots or Cows
26. Flower? Lilys or Violets
27. Car? I love the look of that blue car from F&TF5
28. Song? Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez
29. Movie? Captain America: TWS
30. Show? Shameless
32. Person? my ma.
33. Shape? hourglass -wink-
34. Scent? brown sugar or any of those brown scents.
35. Website? Tumblr
36. Web Browser? google
37. State? I've only been to Florida. My fave province is New Brunswick for living and Ontario for visiting.
38. Character? Edward Elric or Mikasa or Eren.
39. Anime? Hetalia, Soul eater, Attack on Titan Black butler, Fairy Tail! much more...
40. Manga? Naruto or SnK
41. Season? Summer (No school!)
42. Fruit? tomato, or strawberry
43. Vegetable? cooked carrots.
44. Meat? Steak
45. Ramen? never tried it.
46. City? Ottawa
47. Store? Chapters or HMV
48. Game System? XBOX 360
49. Channel? Cartoon Network.
50. Ice cream? Cookie dough or Neopolitan
THIS -OR- THAT?
51. Black or White? Black
52. Cats or Dogs? Dogs.
53. Lemon or Lime? Orange
54. YAOI or YURI? errr... Yaoi, cos sexy yuri weirds me out.
55. Hot or Cold? eh... Hot.
56. Spicy or Sweet? Sweet
57. Sour or Salty? sour
58. Studs or Gauges? what is this?
59. Rough or Gentle? Gentle. I'm a delicate little flower.
60. Day or Night? Night
61. Easy or Hard? Easy.
62. Skype or Facebook?facebook
63. Taco or Burrito? TACO!
64. Mario or Luigi? OF COURSE LUIGI! he never gets attention with a big red ass in front of him.
65. Anime or Manga? eh.. It depends. If it's old, DEFINITELY MANGA. Watching Naruto just about killed me.
66. Subbed or Dubbed? Dubbed.
67. Fast or Slow? Fast.
68. Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors. too much glare on my screen outside.
69. Smoking or Non? no!
70. Coffee or Decaf? coffee
(Like or dislike i guess.)
71. Justin Bieber? YUCK
72. Edward Cullen. Team Edward... ELRIC.
73. Michael Jackson. IDK.
74. Kanye West. Nice smile
75. Pokemon. nope.
76. Obama. GO GAY MARRIAGE!
77. Rainbows. I love them. GAY PRIDE!
78. Facebook. I love it
79. Hospitals. Meh
80. Malls. If they have a bookstore.
81. Pie. yum!
82. YouTube. LURVE IT.
83. Naruto. Only the Manga
84. iTunes. F* iTunes. I get my friend to by CDs and put them on my Mp3.
85. Hugs. Only from people I like.
WHAT FEELINGS DOES THIS COLOR GIVE YOU?
86. Red? anger
87. Orange? happiness
88. Yellow? mellow
89. Green? life
90. Blue? sad
91. Violet? calm
92. Have you seen my art/pictures? umm...
94. Are you sad we're near the end? We are? i thought 2012 passed already.
95. Do you have YouTube? Yesh
96. Would you do a meme if I made one? um...
97. Are you going to add me to your watch list if you haven't already? You better or I'll hunt you down! umm... i dont know who you. just keep running, just keep running.
98. Will you draw yourself as a chibi with me? maybe.
99. Did you like my little quiz? of course! what happened to the 100th question. you were so close..
COOL QUESTIONS FOR COOL PEOPLE (stole from Tumblr.)
PLOTS IN THE WORKS-
Criminal- Spamano- Lovi's family runs an organized crime ring, and when his father is killed by a rival gang, he and his brothers are taken in by the gangs boss to send a message. this rival boss however, happens to be the father of the single most annoying spaniard ever.
Bump- Tony is pregnant with Steve's baby! Seriously, IDEK bout this one...
WIP- He's Hurting Me
One-Shot- Child's Play
Favorite Books/series: Mortal Instruments, Kane Chronocles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heros of Olympus, The Infernal Devices, Harry Potter, Divergent, Gone by Michael Grant, Bridge to Terabithia, The Vampire Academy series, The Trylle Trilogy, Paranormalcy, The Host, Vampire Kisses, Darkest Rising, Darkest Powers, Evernight, The Witches, The BFG, Between, The Giver, Maximum Ride, Naruto mangas, Boy Meets Boy, Openly Straight, His Fair Assasin Series, Fault in Our Stars, Miss Perigrines Home for Peculiar Children, Empress of the World, Keeping You a Secret,
Favorite Movies: Perks of Being a Wallflower, Iron Man 1 2 & 3, Woman in Black, Mulan, Harry Potter (except Goblet of Fire) Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Avatar, Remember Me, Detention, Paint it White, Conqueror of Shimbala, The Host, Captain America, Avengers, Thor 1 & 2, Peter Pan (live action), My Girl, Dirty Dancing, Grease, Lion King, Uptown Girls, Transformers, But I'm A Cheerleader, Frozen,
Favorite Animes: Black Butler, Full Metal Alchemist, Hetalia, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Soul Eater, Baka and Test, Fairy Tail, Durarara, Attack on Titan,
Favorite TV shows: Degrassi, Dexter, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic, Avatar TLAB, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (new series), Glee, Marvel's AOS, Sherlock, Torchwood, TEEN WOLF
Fem!Any of the pairings above
ATTACK ON TITAN
Riren (OTP, In that order)
Erwin/Eren (Erwin gettin' all da bitches...)
Levi/Erwin(A LIL BIT)
Lizzy/Maid lady (cant remember her name ATM)
Scorpius/Al (does this even exist?)
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB:
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST:
Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
America and Russia have social media wars competing to call each other the most creative and embarrassing pet names.
The nations can speak their lovers' languages
America gets easily caught up in fads
America's favorite movie is Spirit; he cries every damned time.
Canada is very musically inclined.
Russia is ashamed of his country's laws against homosexuality.
Totally filched this off of Nightwing1104, who would shoot me if I didn't source her
50 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Kuroshitsuji!
1. You've drawn a pentagram on the back of your hand before.
2. You name all the spiders you see "Claude."
3. You suddenly become interested when you hear someone mention the Victorian Era in Social Studies class.
4. You've thought about getting a black cat or dog and naming it Sebastian.
5. When you hear "Jack the Ripper", You automatically think of Grell and Madame Red.
6. You are convinced that Jack the Ripper was actually a crazy woman and a Shinigami.
7. When you see a black bird outside, you start talking to it to see if it is actually Sebastian in disguise.
8. You have searched Google for "how to summon a demon" so you can summon your own Sebastian or Claude.
9. Whenever you see a red piece of clothing, you think of Grell.
10. Whenever you see a gardening tool, you think it's actually a death scythe.
11. You have asked a person with green eyes and glasses if they are a Shinigami.
12. You suddenly want to paint your nails black.
13. Butlers are now incredibly sexy to you, along with teenage boys that wear eyepatches.
14. You have the urge to name your future son Ciel or Alois.
15. You start to talk like a British person after watching a few episodes.
16. You have tried to imitate at least one Kuroshitsuji character's voice.
17. One of your goals in life is to live in a mansion in England.
18. You suddenly have a strange fascination with throwing silverware at people.
19. You have searched the Internet for custom-made contact lenses, so you can have your very own contract seal on your eye.
20. You think that demons, angels, and Shinigami run around in England.
21. When told to do something, you unconsciously respond, "Yes, My Lord." Or "Yes, Your Highness."
22. You have tried to pull of your gloves with your teeth.
23. You have had crazy dreams that involve the characters of Kuroshitsuji.
24. When you make a wish, you always wish that you can meet the characters of Kuroshitsuji in real life.
25. You have an obsessive, stalker-like crush on one or more of the characters of Kuroshitsuji.
26. You think that being a funeral director is suddenly one of the coolest jobs in the world.
27. You always bring up Kuroshitsuji, no matter what the conversation is about.
28. When you meet a blonde boy with blue eyes, you think of Alois.
29. You suddenly think that tailcoats are one of the sexiest things a man can wear.
30. You have the ability to talk about Kuroshitsuji all day and nothing else.
31. You want to become a maid or butler in England, so you can try to spot a demon there.
32. You have looked up the name "Phantomhive" to see if it was a real nobleman's name.
33. You love to read/write Kuroshitsuji fanfiction.
34. You have made pairings for just about every single character.
35. You are hopelessly obsessed with Kuroshitsuji's theme songs.
36. You take it upon yourself to memorize the character songs and their lyrics.
37. You have Earl Grey tea stockpiled in your kitchen.
38. You like to continuously sing, "London Bridge is Falling Down" in a really creepy voice.
39. Your favorite color is now a dark blue.
40. You want to buy and wear an eyepatch like Ciel.
41. You have tried to make your hair match one of the character's from Kuroshitsuji.
42. The song "I'm Alive" is your personal theme song. (Or any of the songs from Kuroshitsuji)
43. Searched the Internet looking for Kuroshitsuji personality quizzes.
44. When you see a small boy with black hair and blue eyes, you ask them if they know someone named Ciel. If they say no, then you ask if they know a Sebastian.
45. Cats are now the cutest animal in the world to you.
46. You stockpile pictures of characters from Kuroshitsuji and put them on your walls.
47. You wish you had glasses and green eyes so you can pretend to be a Shinigami.
48. It makes you go insane inside when your friends ask you what Kuroshitsuji is.
49. Your catchphrase is now, "I'm simply one hell of a person."
50. Even the people who love Kuroshitsuji say that you are too obsessed
Totally filched this off of Junjou-chan, author of One Hell of a Master. Its on my favorites if anyones interested.
REASONS SEBACIEL IS SOOOOO CANON AND DEFINITELY CAN HAPPEN WITHOUT CHANGING THE WHOLE KUROSHITSUJI MANGA SERIES
1. They are always together... ALWAYS!
2. Ciel looks to Sebastian for advice first.
3. Sebastian sometimes goes above and beyond the contract when dealing with Ciel (Manga Chapter 34 people! C'mon!!)
4. Sebastian is Ciel's most precious person (Episode 9 of the anime!!)
5. EPISODE 9 OF THE ANIME!! (Filler or not, the anime makers definitely felt the SebaCiel vibes!)
6. Ciel hates being separated from Sebastian for long amounts of time (During the Circus Arc in the manga... latest manga chapters as well! Episodes 20, 22-23 of the anime!)
7. Well, the whole plot is basically about Sebastian and Ciel's contract/relationship so... (smiles)
8. Due to their personalities, even if they did end up falling in love and getting together, they wouldn't change into completely different people!
9. Their relationship is already so beautifully represented, and it's almost like their souls are interconnected.
10. Manga Chapter 41!! Gosh, if that doesn't tell you something, I don't know what will...
11. Also, Yana Toboso originally wanted to make the manga shounen-ai, so even she had an idea of what to do (stupid editors thought it wouldn't sell)!
12. Yana Toboso is an amazing manga artist/writer, so I wholeheartedly believe that she could make Sebastian and Ciel work in the manga without changing anything about the story or them as characters
13. Yes, Ciel is a child, but how many times have you guys found yourself forgetting that! C'mon, he already acts like an adult! And who said that they had to have sex? They can wait til he's 18... a kiss now isn't so bad is it though? (wink)
14. Manga Chapter 34... I swear, that was one of the most romantic things ever!! (squeals)
15. Finally, love is love right? I've heard a lot of people saying that if Ciel was a girl, then things would be different... why? If he's still the same age, but a different gender, isn't that just as bad? As long as it's consensual I see nothing wrong with it (even though I'm not a HUGE fan of shotacon)!
THIS IS WHY SEBASTIAN AND CIEL CAN TOTALLY GET TOGETHER IN THE KUROSHITSUJI MANGA SERIES AND NOT MESS UP THE OVERALL PLOT!! Another case closed...
this is a poem i wrote a little while ago, when i was feeling bad about myself
She doesn't sit there anymore
she used to sit under those trees, you saw her there on your way.
who ever thought you'd walk by and not see her there one day?
because she doesnt sit there anymore.
you thought she couldn't hear the words, you think she's deaf and blind?
you think she misses your insulting her while she walks right behind?
she'd go to the trees and think and cry
but she doesn't sit there anymore.
she thought that she was ugly, how could she know?
she could have been so much more
if you would have let her grow.
the trees are watered well by her tears, but what will they do now?
because she doesn't sit there anymore.
The boy she liked, he asked her out, made her feel like a queen.
she should have known the truth, oh god she should have seen.
he left her waiting all alone
and she sat there one last time begging, pleading please.
but she found the answer to her problem underneath those trees
they found her in the morning, in her hand a note
she had killed herself that night with a rope tied around her throat.
she doesn't sit there anymore, and it's everybody's fault.
she felt like the only escape was to bring her life to a halt.
and now she doesn't sit there anymore
in the darkness, lies the hatred,
the bubbly steaming fear
we all know it like a close friend
though we never want it near
and the pain won't go away,
but can wait for another day
i wont give into it,
i will fight, throw a fit
because the hands of self-loathing wont catch me
Just for fun:
List 12 of your favorite characters from one anime/book/TV show/etc. (Hetalia)
Have you ever read a 6/11 fan fiction before? as a side pairing. once.
Do you think 4 is hot? How Hot? HELLZ YES. SUPER HOT.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Switzy would skin Polski alive.
Do you recall any fics about 9? *Evil Grin* why yes. yes I can.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Not in this lifetime! PRUSSIA IS CANADA'S!
5/9 or 5/10? 5/9
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? He'd Probably be confused as to why his brother-in-law was cheating on whats-his-name.
Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. Spain and England both sail the 7 seas as pirate captains. when Antonio boards his ship, Arthur gets more than he every thought he would.
Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Probably not. Canada/Austria is purely crack.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Cross Dressers Support Group
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Uhm... Romano invites Canada over for some tomatoes and things get a little bit sexy.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? They better not. VIVA LA SPAMANO
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Probably
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? Nope.
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? YOU BLOODY FROG!
If you wrote a songfic about eight what song would you choose? Noting Suits me Like a Suit
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Smexy blondes may cause nosebleeds.
What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? "Want to taste my ale?"
How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? "weird and stiff but nice."
How emo is 7? Not Emo at all
Would 1 want to have sex with 5? They are brothers... But yes.
Does 7/4 sound like a good pairing? NO. Never.
Make a summary for a 1/5/12 fluff. "The smexy Blondes decided to have tonnes of fun at the hair salon." (I'm pathetic...)
What would a suitable title be for a 3/5 lemon? Latino Immigration
How might 1 describe a relationship between 9 and 3? Virtually non-existant.
What if 10 walked in on 1 being deflowered by 3? "WHAT THE HELL?! Am I drunk?"
Would 12 and 2 be a good pairing? NEVER.
How would 1 react if 6 killed them self? He'd feel really bad for Austria.
Make a summary for a 10/3 romance/tragedy. When their lovers both leave them because of the affair the two had together, Spain and England decide to end it all.
How might 8 react if 1 was murdered by 9? He'd probably tell Prussia and play his piano in a sad way while Prussia kills Russia.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? HEEEEEEEEELL NO. America is RUSSIA'S Uke...
6 appears to be a player, (s)he breaks many hearts. What do you do? I'd tell him to quit being a dick and go back to Austria.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Da fuq? does my haircut remind him of pasta, or...?
8 thinks he’ll never get a girlfriend. What do you tell him? You have Switzerland, your point is moot.
Number 9 gives you a bagel, do you eat it? Not for all the money in the world. I love ya Russia, main non merci.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what? I'd assume it was meant for America, and send it to him from Russia..
You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react? OH GOD NO. ENGLAND IS CANADA'S DADDY. PLUS FRANCE AND PRUSSIA AND JUST- no.
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates? Canada and Switzy? Fuck to the no.
Would number 2 trust number 5? Trust America? Err, maybe?
Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along? Probably. I bet those two gossip like old women when they get together...
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? The art of being invisible and heroism.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? Exploding enchiladas.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Greeters at Walmart
9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy? I don't know, I don't know if Russia has looked at Austria enough for that...
10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Different positions they've tried with their semes?
What would happen if...
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend/boyfriend? Russia would probably smile creepily and joke that if he wanted to become one with Mother Russia, he could have just said so. America would show up and proceed to drag his lover away.
7 won the lottery? He's buy a years supply of pasta
What would 1 think of 2? That he's overly cocky, but handsome and sweet and loving.
What would 2 find weird about 3? That he's into tsunderes.
What do 6 and 7 have in common? Uhm... Germanic lovers. their continent. that's about it.
Quizzes! This one is for Hetalia!
1. Your favorite character -Prussia or America, because they are my Spirit Animals
2. Your least favorite character Belgium.
3. Character you’d date Hungary, Fem!Prussia or Belarus.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with Prussia. We'd spend the day in cool places!
5. Character you’d like as your child Canada or America or Prussia.
6. Character who would probably be your rival Hungary, because we'd have pairing wars.
7. Character you have most in common with Prussia. Without a doubt.
8. Character you look like the most Ermmmm... Cuba? Seychelles? IDK, there isn't any black characters...
9. Character you’d bring home to your parents Liechtenstein
10. Character you’d never bring home to your parents Belarus.
11. Character you’d become best friends with Fem!Prussia
12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu America, but only in English
13. Character you’d go camping with America.
14. Character you wouldn’t mind being roommates with Canada or Hungary
15. Character you’d want to cook for you America. FRENCH FRIES!
16. Character you wouldn’t mind prancing naked for you ...no comment.
17. Your OTP PruCan
18. Character you wouldn’t mind having as a parent Prussia. He'd be so kickass and awesome.
19. Character you’d like to go karaoke with the BTT. They'd be wasted, of course.
20. Character you wouldn’t mind having as your butler/maid Liechenstein
21. Character you’d have in your party if you were in a RPG America
22. Another OTP of yours RusAme
23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender of #1 Hungary
24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit Scotland.
25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band Prussia. Dat broom skillage.
26. Character you wouldn’t mind having as your boss America
27. Character you wouldn’t want to run into in a dark alley Italy. He'd keep me talking until some creep showed up and demanded all my lucky charms.
28. Character you’d want personified into a dog America
29. Character you’d want personified into a cat Canada
30. Character you’d want to cos play as I cosplay as Fem!Canada
31. Who will be your OC? New Prussia
32. In you OC, who will be her/his best friend Quebec, because New BTT, anyone?
SAME THING AS ABOVE FOR ATTACK ON TITAN
List 12 of your favorite characters from one anime/book/TV show/etc. (AOT)
Have you ever read a 6/11 fan fiction before? EWWWWWWW, NOPE.
Do you think 4 is hot? How Hot? More cute then hot.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Ermmmm... That isn't really possible, but I think Ymir would be pizzed..
Do you recall any fics about 9? Not rehlly. I can recall some good ones with him as a side character tho!
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? I DON'T SHIP MIKASA.
5/9 or 5/10? OH GOD NIETHER. But if I HAD to choose... 5/9
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? She's cry. Then tell Ymir.
Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. Hanji wants to experiment on her favourite titan shifter, but unfortunately, he just won't cooperate! She just might have to recruit the help of a certain horse-faced individual.
Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? I hope not... But maybe.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. A Girl's Saviour Goddess.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Marco is back from the dead with a hankering for some titan shifter booty.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? They better not.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? IDK.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? NOPENOPENOPE.
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? UWAHHHH! TITANS!
If you wrote a songfic about eight what song would you choose? Noting Suits me Like a Suit
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Warning for Christa's voyeuristic tendencies.
What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? "How'd you like to come to my lab and do a little... hands on experiment?" -cue seductive lip licking-
How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? Wrong on 27 different levels.
How emo is 7? About as emo as a daisy chain
Would 1 want to have sex with 5? NOPE. He may be short, but he ain't no Heichou.
Does 7/4 sound like a good pairing? NEVEEEEEEEER.
Make a summary for a 1/5/12 fluff. In which the three unwitting ukes hang out and share the pain of cray-cray semes.
What would a suitable title be for a 3/5 lemon? A crack Shipper's Paradise
How might 1 describe a relationship between 9 and 3? "Hell to the no, Horse-Face and Armin? WEIRDDDD."
What if 10 walked in on 1 being deflowered by 3? "NOOOOOOOO! EREN, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO GIVE YOUR V TO THE SHORTY!"
Would 12 and 2 be a good pairing? HMMMMM. Not really...
How would 1 react if 6 killed them self? He'd become inconsolable and probably fight tians outside of his titan form in a suicide mission.
Make a summary for a 10/3 romance/tragedy. Hanji tried to fill the hole left behind after Marco's death, but in the end, the only thing she was able to fill was the hole of Jean's grave after the grief became too much.
How might 8 react if 1 was murdered by 9? He'd hide his lover from Levi's wrath.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? NEVER! A- Connie's straight, and B- Levi is Jaegersexual.
6 appears to be a player, (s)he breaks many hearts. What do you do? I'd tell him to settle down with Eren already and stop being such a whore.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? OH GOD MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE A POTATO AND SHE'S GOING TO EAT IT NOOOOO!
8 thinks he’ll never get a girlfriend. What do you tell him? Armin is pretty much a girl, so it's okay!
Number 9 gives you a bagel, do you eat it? Yes.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what? I'd say I was flattered but politely inform him that I don't swing that way.
You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react? "Welp, time to go get Levi."
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates? THEY ARE SOULMATES. #TEAMRIREN.
Would number 2 trust number 5? Probably not. He's a bit of a tool.
Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along? Not unless he's going grocery shopping...
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Titan Killing 101 and To Romance a Bottomless Pit for Beginners.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? Escargot.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Chef and High School Teacher.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy? Unless it's Eren in dress, no.
10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Imagining if Levi tops or bottoms.
What would happen if...
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend/boyfriend? Mikasa would probably never think of Armin the same way again.
7 won the lottery? She'd buy out the grocery store.
What would 1 think of 2? She's strong and kind and over-protective.
What would 2 find weird about 3? That he always walks with a limp after he and Marco go on walks after training.
What do 6 and 7 have in common? Idiotic lovers. And they are both in the Scouting Legion!
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (X) You're (were) very happy-go-lucky () You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies ( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (X) You're a good artist(I'm OKAY...)(X) You can be clumsy (X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (X) You would surrender in a war situation
(8/10) Oh God...
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(X) You love tomatoes (X) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (X) You tend to get irritated easily ( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out ( ) You hate French people (X) You rely on people too much (X) You would surrender in a war situation (X) You often feel like people are after your inheritance (X) You are lazy at times (Yep) (X) You are horrible at cleaning (oh this is definitely true!)
(7/10) Thought it'd be more...
(X) You're very stoic and serious (X) Sausages are one your favorite foods. (They are delicious!) (X) You like to walk your dog. (IF I HAD ONE ;-;) (X) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case. ( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to. (X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (Definitely) ( ) You work very hard, too hard... (X) Your alone time is your "happy time" (Only during the day...) (X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (Yep!) (X) You've had issues with money once or twice (most of my life)
(6/10) I expected that.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
( ) You're very mature(whe I feel like it) (X) You think everything over before saying it. (X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (X) You isolated yourself during childhood (X) You became very successful in a short amount of time (er... I guess?) (X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people ( ) You're good at practical tasks (X) You need time to adjust to new people
(7/10) meh. I don't really like Japan, so kay.
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers (X) You think you're awesome (X) You love to invent things (X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films ((X) You can seem to be very brash to other people (X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (X) You're terrified of ghosts (X) You know aliens exist (i just have to believe it!) (X) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (X) You wear glasses (Fake ones to make me feel smart)
(8/10) MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea (/) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (I was awful) (X) You're very sarcastic and cynical (At times)(X) Your cooking is awful (I dont explode things but i don't cook) (X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ( ) ...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (X) You have tried doing black magic before (/) You get drunk quite easily ( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( ) You're good at embroidery (Haven't tried it)
(5/10) I expected it to be higher...
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
( ) You're very affectionate (X) You think you have a great fashion sense (X) You like wine (i've only tasted a bit but it was AWFUL) ( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (X) You love red roses ) ( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women(I prefer women, but..) (X) You're very proud of yourself (X) You love culture and the arts ( ) You're very flamboyant ( ) You say you're a gourmet
(7/10) I AM a pervert at heart, so...
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(/) You had a very sad childhood. (It wasn't very good) (X) You're very tall (For my gender.) (X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities (ALOT0 (X) You wear a scarf all the time (X) You love sunflowers ( ) You love vodka (X) You can seem intimidating to other people (/) You're very strong (i guess good for my age) (/) You have a big nose (I'm black, so...) (X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(7/10) YAY! My Ba-bee
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people (ALOT!) (X) You look younger than you actually are ( ) You love hockey(Does IIHF count?) (X) You love polar bears (SUPER DUPER) (X) You hate fighting (X) You have one strand of curly hair like Italy (it's not like italy's but its like cana!) (X) You often get mistaken for someone else (X) You feel under-appreciated (Alot) (X) You're bilingual (Ish. I speak some french) (X) You always carry a bear with you
(710) I feel unpatriotic
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited (X) You're a bit of a hooligan (X) You're very loyal (X) You're very good at tactics ( ) You hate Russia ( ) You love to fight people(With words)(X) You can avoid marriages quite well (Two years without a girlfriend) (X) You're not always taken seriously (X) You like drinking (Juice, yes. i'm pretty sure when i grow up i'll love some sorts of liquor (X) You want to become stronger (YEP!)
(8/10) YUSH. MY OTHER SPIRIT ANIMAL.
China (Wang Yao)
( ) You're very mature (X) You're very superstitious ( ) You're very religious (I stand by the fact the Hetalia is a Religion and Hima-papa is God) (X) You love pandas (X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ( ) You love Hello Kitty (Kawaii-desu) (X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.(I'm the baby, so... (X) You work hard (X) You're good at drawing (X) You like sweets
(7/10) Meh. Not a fan of him, either.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised (X) You're polite (X) You love classical music (Depends what kind) (X) You like cake (X) You have a mole on your face (well, my chin, but same difference.)(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (eh heh...-writing fanfiction instead of doing math- That's DEFINETELY not me. Heh...) (X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (I play some wicked broom guitar)(X) You've composed music before (For class) (X) You tend to call people 'morons.'(X) You wear glasses (Again, fake ones)
(10/10) well, shit.
Hungary (Elizabeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth (X) You like to wear flowers in your hair ( ) You used to be a very tough kid ( ( ) You're very reliable (X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (Usually) ( ) You're very faithful (X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (Definitely) (X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (Usually (X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (i love yaoi! i would do this!)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
(X) You are clueless about things around you. (X) You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. ( ) You're very responsible. (NOPE) (X) You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (I like to do it a lot) (X) You love churros. (X) You help people in crisis. (I try) (X) You are quite random. (X) Somehow, you like bananas. (X) You often offer food to people. (I give away the majority of my lunches) (X) You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (-cough- ALL THE HETALIA BROTHERS, SAM AND DEAN, OLIVER AND JAMES PHELPS AND THE WAHLBERGS-cough-)
(6/10) eh, Spagna is too dumb or us to share a lot of similarities.
SUDDEN ANNOYED RANT
I fucking HATE it when I'm searching through the archive for good stories about a rare pairing, and I filter out OC, and then IDIOTS who don't know how to properly categorize their fucking stories DON'T PUT OC IN THE CHARACTER LIST, so I can't filter their lame-ass OC fics out. Like, honestly, you want to write some stupid OC story, be my fucking guest, but when I'm searching up a pairing that only has about 100 stories on this site, and the archive is clogged up with the exact stories I'm trying to FILTER OUT, I'm going to start getting annoyed. Jeez, It's NOT that hard to click the OC button in the character list. Have a bit of common courtesy for us rare pair lovers.