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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I've had this thing for like 7 years and I have never wrote anything on here. I just spent my entire adolescence reading fanfiction in silence without contributing. Personally I am both grateful there is no evidence of my cringier years but I am also regretful that I was too afraid to really try my hand out at writing and being apart of a community even though I really wanted to.

That's a fun lesson to you all kids. Enjoy the cringy years and don't be afraid to be who you are and enjoy whatever you want.

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The Sound Before the Strike by garamonder reviews
Before Zenitsu ever was the unlikeliest survivor of the Final Selection, he was an accidental student. (Pre-manga, slight spoilers at the end.)
Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Zenitsu A. - Complete
I reckon it's so by valentine24 reviews
"I do believe he cared just as much for his people as white folks does for therin. It doesn't seem natural, but I reckon it's so."
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Jim, Huck/Huckleberry Finn - Complete
Cartography by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
Resisty!Zim AU: When the Irkens start exporting dangerous goods outside of known Irken space, Zim and his fellow R.E.S.I.S.T.Y. members decide to take a look, hoping to expose something they can use to finally end the Irken Menace. But what lies out in the farthest, uncharted corners of space? And could it really help the rebel cause? ZADF eventually ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 286,799 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 5/30/2014
You Slot Right Into My Life by allwalkfree reviews
The Journey of Zenitsu and how he managed, without trying, to win over Obanai Iguro, and become the snake Pillar's unofficial baby brother.
Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2019 - Published: 8/27/2019 - Zenitsu A., Kanroji M., Iguro O. - Complete
This Is Justice by Lizzzers reviews
The Revolution has not gone according to plan, and he is just now beginning to realize that there are consequences for his failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,630 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 3/25/2010 - England/Britain, America, France, Prussia
Mam, the Angel by shakespeareansushi reviews
At first I was just struck dumb by what he said because I couldn't make sense of it at all. "I said, was your mother an angel?" says Tom. Well that was just ridiculous, and I thought ol' Tom was playing jokes on me, trying to get me to say something foolish. I don't remember my mam too well, but I knowed she never had no wings, and I told him so.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Huck/Huckleberry Finn
Past Presents by Mechabite reviews
Sometimes measures must be taken to insure no paradoxes ensue. There was really no other reason to save Fry's life. None at all. One shot. Please RnR!
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Bender R., P. Fry, Yancy F. Sr.
This Feeling I've Grown to Love by TropeOverdosed reviews
Everything used to have a place, with him right up at the top like he should be. But post-transformation, Kuzco's not so sure where he belongs in his once-perfect world.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Kuzco, Pacha, OC
Golden by Sallychan-Stories reviews
A series of stories about Jacques and Josée's life growing up together! Chapter order may change to keep things in chronological order. Individual chapter ratings and content warnings will be at the beginning of the chapters! :') [Chronological chapter order: 1/2/6/4/5/3]
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Jacques, Josee]
Pap Becomes A Stripper by xxxsaucyjanet69xxx reviews
When faced with the issue of dwindling funds, how far will Pap go to sustain his booze addiction?
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Huck/Huckleberry Finn, Pap
girl, you just don't realize by agreaterlove reviews
The girl lets her arms fall to her sides and says, "I'm going to inevitably fall in love with one of you." She pauses. "And I pick Jimmy Jr." Zeke's hungry, so he's not really paying attention, but Jimmy Jr's eyebrows immediately shoot up and he exclaims, "I'm sorry, but-who are you?" - Zeke/Tina (basically the growth of tina and zeke's relationship)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Complete
The Heat by Wiggles123 reviews
For practice, here's a super short story I wrote at 2 AM about Bender's p.o.v of why he loves to power down with Fry in his arms on summer nights. It's kinda gay and poorly-written and I had no clue where I was going with it so ? Ableist language warning too. (Frender/Fender/Fendship/FryxBender/BenderxFry))
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
The Angry Library Aide by AozoraNoShita reviews
College AU, Romerica. Alfred hides in the library after a fight with his arch-nemesis. Lovino the Library Aide is not amused. Rated for language. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 2/27/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
For the Gold by Neopuff reviews
A series of ficlets about Jacques and Josée and what they were doing during The Ridonculous Race. Lots of Jacsee!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Jacques, Josee]
The Fire In Her Eyes by OurLadyGrem reviews
Forced to meet for the first time under disastrous circumstances, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda agree to a risky deal and inadvertently make their time at Anti-Fairy Academy an interesting one. However, they gradually come to realize that love in a society of anti-fairies is a dangerous thing...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,429 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda]
Bender's a Creep by Wiggles123 reviews
"Neat!" (Frender/Fender/Fendship)
Futurama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
Take Me to Flavortown: An American Love Story by xxxsaucyjanet69xxx reviews
Steve Rogers is cruising down Route 66 when hunger strikes. Little does he know that this will lead to an unexpected encounter- and an unexpected romantic adventure.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America
Close Call by sue-sylvester-shuffle reviews
(AU of 4x7) What if Mako had come looking for Wu before he was kidnapped? He manages to fight off Kuvira's agent and rescue the prince, but can he really relax with Korra and Asami after almost losing Wu forever? (SLIGHT WUKO.)
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Korra, Mako, Asami S., Prince Wu - Complete
The Idiot Raven and the Cowardly Lion by Chameleon Incognito reviews
Alfred is an unintelligent, yet stupidly brave wizard who will no doubt be sorted into Gryffindor. Arthur is a rich, cunning pureblood who will follow in his family's footsteps and become a Slytherin. ...or not. Pottertalia, (USUK if I continue it).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
one new message by broken halleluiah reviews
She told him never to call when he was drunk.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Bender R., P. Fry
9906 Years, 100 Days by A Beautiful Beast reviews
You guessed it; another 100 one-shot challenge. Come help cheer me on, or at least read my latest submission. Anti-CosmoxAnti-Wanda-centred! (Off hiatus? We just don't know)
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,927 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda]
A Stiff One by Aiffe reviews
Mako and Wu spend an eventful night drinking. [Wuko]
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Mako, Prince Wu] - Complete
Up fanfic by DarkMist1967 reviews
Ellie is in the hospital, and Carl comes to see her, for what, is one of the last times. ((Yes, I know, most creative title in the universe XD))
Up - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2014
Our Land by The Indecent Nerd reviews
Alternia is a mystical land of elven and human races, magic and treachery. When the grand king, Gamzee Makara leaves the kingdom to his daughter Feferi, rather than his protege, Vriska, the kingdom is split in two. Now, the land is torn not only by the courts of the Sea Queen and the Spider Queen, but by love, mystery, and revenge as well. (AU Fantasy!Stuck, Karezi, Rosemary, etc!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - John E., Rose L., Kanaya M., Vriska S.
he ain't heavy (he's my meatbag) by broken halleluiah reviews
In the non-hallucinogenic, waking world of "The Sting", Bender takes the helm of the Planet Express ship and struggles to cope with the mortality of meatbags. Even if said "coping" involves stealing an internal organ or two.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bender R., P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
And She's Crazy by raspberryseedz reviews
*Now with 55% more cross-dressing.* Bugs still wasn't sure how exactly it happened, but in the span of about two seconds he had gone from "Lola's not my girlfriend. And she's crazy." to "Lola's crazy. And also she's my girlfriend." In-between scenes from The Looney Tunes Show about Bugs/Lola's wacky, dysfunctional courtship.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny
Who Cares for an Ed? by CodeWordSierra reviews
The newest story/chapter in my series and continuation from "Only One Ed Needed". The boys are starting their second year in Junior High. What will conspire there? More bullies, too much homework, girl problems, or something a lot more serious and heart wrenching? Mainly friendship, but some KevEdd later on in late chapters.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin
The Peach Creek Peachies by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd one-shot. Pre-school is hard when you want to play with Double D but not his dumb friend Eddy. Rated K.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Only One Ed Needed by CodeWordSierra reviews
Edd can only accomplish so much for so many people. Interests are taken in him, and friendships are needed. KevEdd later on in the stories and chapters.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,629 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Edd, Eddy, Kevin
Human Nature by Hazzybat reviews
Zim and Dib are doing what they do every St. Patrick's day. Chasing each other and gate crashing a party. Once there Zim's knocked unconscious and when he wakes up he's in for a shock! ZADR AU.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Zim, Dib, Keef - Complete
a Day at the Park by MakotoMergedOutOfTheGround reviews
Dave and John go to the playground and play a game where John is ironically the princess and Dave is the brave knight. Terezi and Equius play an important roll in the game as well. Dave soon confesses his feelings to his friend through the game when he "rescues" him from the "dragon"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
A Sure Thing by Mesita reviews
[KevEdd] Edd works at the campus coffee shop where Kevin is a regular customer. Kevin's father is a prominent member of the University Board and Edd's only hope for his desired future. Kevin is struggling to maintain a C average in order to remain on the Basketball team. Surely the two of them can work out some kind of deal... [Coffee Shop/College AU]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,820 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Dragon Girl and Heroic Knight by Mutant of Time reviews
One curious dragon girl lives in a cave, on the outskirts of the kingdom of Skaia. Knights are being sent left and right to slay her, but they fail. Then the young dragon girl meets a particularly interesting Knight, and her situation changes. Includes Dragon Terezi, and implied TereziXKarkat/TereziXDave. It could be taken either way. Rated T for language! I don't own Homestuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
The Pianist by Bri Nara reviews
On a dare, Elizabeta enters the abandoned house in her neighborhood. But this 'abandoned' house, has a man who plays piano... Friendship. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Secret We Meet by Trumpet-Geek reviews
USUK. "This was not just a hook up –the way England would softly touch his fingertips to America's cheek, the way their lips met, so comfortable and familiar…their ridiculous talk of making sandwiches after sex... No, this wasn't just a hook up. They were in love." Written for Secret Santa 2012 event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Rain, Again by Punmaster Extrordinaire reviews
"And so the rain falls, and England thinks of things that were and then weren't, that might have been and now never would and—perhaps—were never there at all." A contemplation of England's special relationship with the rain. 3-parter, songfic, contains USUKUS…maybe. Perhaps. You'll see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bed Sheets On Poppy Hill by merristuck reviews
Children make fortresses out of bed sheets because, as everyone knows, they are the only things in which monsters cannot touch you and that adulthood cannot topple. Humanstuck. Dedicated to littlemisfit13.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Dancing With You by XxFallingxAngelxX reviews
Robin had to finally let Wally go, so his heart wouldn't break any more, so he wouldn't be reduced to tears again... Sequel to "Save a Dance For Me" SLASH:Kid Flash/Robin, Wally/Dick
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Sunday Best by contrecoup reviews
Fluffy fluff. The Once-ler and Norma's first date is to a diner. Totally romantic. Yeah. Totally. Great job on that, Oncie. Some language I guess? I'm rating it T just in case.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Mustache Cash Stash by spiceXisXnice reviews
Mordecai's face was inches from Rigby's. "I'm gonna kiss you, dude." "No way. You don't have the guts." Drabble.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby
Painting Flowers by OMGitsgreen reviews
There once was a solitary Queen who sat upon his throne and was going to marry a man he didn't love, and a Gardener who loved him dearly. The Queen told The Gardener that miracles didn't exist, and The Gardener proved him wrong. USUK three-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Such a State by 9mm Meg reviews
Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Freudian Slip by 6grapeytoes6 reviews
In an imaginary interview, Arthur Kirkland may have let a little too much slip out about his relationship with a certain burger-loving maniac. WARNING:CRUDE, STUPID SEX JOKES. SERIOUSLY. THEY'RE RIDICULOUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tin Man by RC Mason reviews
Because even self-serving metal jackasses need a little love. One-sided Bender/Fry. One-shot/s .
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bender R., P. Fry
Earth Angel by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred and Arthur are students at a high school, it's Valentines day, and both Alfred and Arthur are trying to unbeknownst to each other shy away from their current status as 'just friends'. A fluffy two-shot written in February.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Napkin by ButterFish reviews
Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hello, Little Hero by OrangePlum reviews
America stops by to give England a present. England, mistaking the gift as something more, starts showing more affection than America, to his horror, ever expected. An obsessive!lovestruck England/America poem
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Egg Nation by MagnifiedSun reviews
England's brewing a potion when the other previously Allied and Axis powers show up and 'help'. But wait who's that? Canada! Before anyone has time to notice him, the potion blows up! Then Amu and co. start finding strange eggs.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,173 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
All In a Day's Work by gh0stacc0unt reviews
Arthur was going to confess today. Alfred had plans with two girls. Out of jealousy, he follows him. He's led to... an orphanage?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Legend of Hetalia: Abridged Series by Hitsu4HinaEva -Hari-Sama reviews
This is based off of adamwestslapdog's Ocarina of Time abridged series on youtube. There may be USUK if you squint, but it's mostly crack. xD ENJOY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Unlock my Heart! by Hetalia.Power reviews
This is why you don't let England mess around with the potions. Lame title is lame, I know; I was just trying to do something Shugo Chara-esque. Re-submitted due to format errors. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Not To Him by Comfy The Human reviews
Set after the episode, "Over The Top," when Skips accidentally kills Rigby over an arm wrestling challenge, then cheats death to bring him back. Slight hint of Mordecai x Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Want Some Bunny Stew by waterrain reviews
England asks Colony America the question of 'Want Some Bunny Stew' and regrets asking him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain
Everything About You by destroyedparadise234 reviews
"WHY is there more than one of you? I can barely stand one alone!" "I don't know, poppet, go and ask the other England, you prick!" America had always wanted to see the other sides of England, but not like this! Yaoi, UKUSUK, GerIta, other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Lost Colonist by Infinity Complex reviews
He was not always the United States of America, or even the American Colonies. Once, he was just Alfred F. Jones, a little boy from the Lost Colony of Roanoke…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wishing on Stars by The Lady Zoe reviews
This is Naruko and Hinata one shot type thing. Warning it is a yuri girlxgirl so if you don't like that type of stuff don't read this. Reviews are wanted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Naruko U., Hinata H. - Complete
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
The Wild Nation Kingdom by genericnamehere reviews
America films a nature documentary on the mating habits of nations. It goes about as well as expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
It's really more of a 'hatehate' thing by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/15/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
If Wishes Were Kisses by OrangePlum reviews
America recounts many kisses over the centuries. Various pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America - Complete
USUK? Oh, Nay Nay by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Out in the fanfiction world, there are a lot of USUK fics. Certain plot elements start to repeat themselves. They will be featured here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia Head Canon by Robias reviews
Japan has sensitive nipples, Sweden can make really good Japanese food, and England isn't quite as in denial as people think. Character study, only included pairing is one-sided England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Fascination for Flowers by Kimptoncantwrite reviews
One day when Alfred returns from his work, he finds a lone flower waiting for him on his porch. At first he shruggs it off, thinking it's nothing speciall. But the next day there's another flower waiting for him, and the next day, and the next... Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What is that noise? by Warfang reviews
What was going on in the Conference Room before France walked in?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred and the Seven Gentlemen by licorice factory reviews
In an attempt to make America understand his feelings, England cast a good luck charm on himself. Unfortunately he misread the print, for there were six other Englands symbolizing his feelings. Six other Englands all drawn to the same American UK/US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hug a Blonde Day by Mossmoon reviews
A new high school celebration comes into the Hetalia world, and every blonde suffers from the consenquences! One-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Sharps by Yellow Sunflower reviews
Cody wakes up in the middle of the night on the TDWT plane. And strangely enough, he hears someone playing the piano. NoCo.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Cody, Noah
I Wouldn't Mind if We Blamed It On the Rain by iKiller-Panda reviews
England is suddenly struck by thoughts he never thought he'd have about his best friend and former colony. He goes to Prussia for advice and when he finally confesses, it doesn't go exactly as planned. US/UK Onesided PruCan M for safety on swears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Wrong Side by Kitsune Plume reviews
England wants to be the one to protect others. To protect America. Ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Handlebars by GrouchyMcEyebrows reviews
Oneshot. America gives England a lift home from school on his bike's handlebars. England promises himself that he'll never to do it again Contains: England screaming, England's foul mouth and a kiss 3 UsUk first complete story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sooner or Later by Kiki4ever reviews
Don't worry," she told herself, "We'll get back to those days...sooner or later." Genderbend AU fem!Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Never Plan to be Alone by Tanya Tsuki reviews
It was just supposed to be Canada and Ukraine alone on Christmas. Their families were not invited, so why did they have to show up? Canada/Ukraine and America/Belarus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
God Save America! by Shatterdoll reviews
On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Inspiration for a Generation by Night Train reviews
On a summer vacation, Alfred meets a rather interesting boy with big dreams.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - America - Complete
100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do by Legare Virtuoso reviews
Otherwise known as '100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do At World Conferences'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Germany - Complete
Boyfriend by Zira Vinova reviews
Mon dieu, Arthur, do you know what time it is?" 'That's why I'm here' Hints of both England/America -and- France/America. Yay?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Twelve Flowers by Orange-Butterfly100 reviews
Alfred is getting flowers everyday. Who is his secret admirer? One-shot unless I say otherwise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Double Trouble by AmandaArtiste reviews
A little antilove goes a long way. When Timmy's godparents go away for a conference he's left in the care of their counterparts. AntiCosmo and AntiWanda explain how they met and fell in love. ACAW, other AntiFairies included!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,031 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
Too Close by KatNinja reviews
All the European countries and China always stood too close to Alfred when talking to him. Especially Arthur. AmericaxEngland Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Any Colour You Like by Caffeinated Creativity reviews
Phoenix's day off, in Technicolor. Phoenix/Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Pact Of Losing by ZaDR reviews
[ZaDR, Dib POV] I don't hate him anymore, but I don't love him. I guess lust is the right word. I'm not sure why I chase him still, but I do. Any contact is good contact for a loser.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Cherry Cola by Smiffygans Nekobasu reviews
Just ordinary children, an ordinary skoolyard romance, and a not so ordinary obsession they share. R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Dib, Zita
Kiss by Lady Myotismon reviews
ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Tacos and Love reviews
Yeah, this is my first story so no flames kay? :D I So, basically it's about Mexico being all stalker towards fem!America. Also its rated T for swear words. Enjoy the oneshot! Also hinted usuk a little bit... if you look through a magnifying glass
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - America, Mexico - Complete