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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I've had this thing for like 7 years and I have never wrote anything on here. I just spent my entire adolescence reading fanfiction in silence without contributing. Personally I am both grateful there is no evidence of my cringier years but I am also regretful that I was too afraid to really try my hand out at writing and being apart of a community even though I really wanted to.

That's a fun lesson to you all kids. Enjoy the cringy years and don't be afraid to be who you are and enjoy whatever you want.

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The Angry Library Aide by AozoraNoShita reviews
College AU, Romerica. Alfred hides in the library after a fight with his arch-nemesis. Lovino the Library Aide is not amused. Rated for language. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 2/27/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
You, Me, Us by December Writing Dragon reviews
Across the starry skies, Ivan has traveled, alone. This all changes when a bright new presence joins his ethereal trek through the galaxy. What starts as competition quickly blooms into something more beautiful, and the universe is filled with the music of friendship. RusAme oneshot set to the game The End of Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Russia, America] - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
This Is Justice by Lizzzers reviews
The Revolution has not gone according to plan, and he is just now beginning to realize that there are consequences for his failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,582 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
Our Land by The Indecent Nerd reviews
Alternia is a mystical land of elven and human races, magic and treachery. When the grand king, Gamzee Makara leaves the kingdom to his daughter Feferi, rather than his protege, Vriska, the kingdom is split in two. Now, the land is torn not only by the courts of the Sea Queen and the Spider Queen, but by love, mystery, and revenge as well. (AU Fantasy!Stuck, Karezi, Rosemary, etc!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - John E., Rose L., Kanaya M., Vriska S.
a Day at the Park by MakotoMergedOutOfTheGround reviews
Dave and John go to the playground and play a game where John is ironically the princess and Dave is the brave knight. Terezi and Equius play an important roll in the game as well. Dave soon confesses his feelings to his friend through the game when he "rescues" him from the "dragon"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Dragon Girl and Heroic Knight by Mutant of Time reviews
One curious dragon girl lives in a cave, on the outskirts of the kingdom of Skaia. Knights are being sent left and right to slay her, but they fail. Then the young dragon girl meets a particularly interesting Knight, and her situation changes. Includes Dragon Terezi, and implied TereziXKarkat/TereziXDave. It could be taken either way. Rated T for language! I don't own Homestuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
The Pianist by Bri Nara reviews
On a dare, Elizabeta enters the abandoned house in her neighborhood. But this 'abandoned' house, has a man who plays piano... Friendship. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Secret We Meet by Trumpet-Geek reviews
USUK. "This was not just a hook up –the way England would softly touch his fingertips to America's cheek, the way their lips met, so comfortable and familiar…their ridiculous talk of making sandwiches after sex... No, this wasn't just a hook up. They were in love." Written for Secret Santa 2012 event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Rain, Again by Punmaster Extrordinaire reviews
"And so the rain falls, and England thinks of things that were and then weren't, that might have been and now never would and—perhaps—were never there at all." A contemplation of England's special relationship with the rain. 3-parter, songfic, contains USUKUS…maybe. Perhaps. You'll see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bed Sheets On Poppy Hill by merristuck reviews
Children make fortresses out of bed sheets because, as everyone knows, they are the only things in which monsters cannot touch you and that adulthood cannot topple. Humanstuck. Dedicated to littlemisfit13.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Sunday Best by contrecoup reviews
Fluffy fluff. The Once-ler and Norma's first date is to a diner. Totally romantic. Yeah. Totally. Great job on that, Oncie. Some language I guess? I'm rating it T just in case.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Supersize Me by Domomomo reviews
The Hamburger Helper has been protecting Hetaliopolis from the Nefarious Knitter for years, but is there more to the British Villain than meets the eye? US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Painting Flowers by OMGitsgreen reviews
There once was a solitary Queen who sat upon his throne and was going to marry a man he didn't love, and a Gardener who loved him dearly. The Queen told The Gardener that miracles didn't exist, and The Gardener proved him wrong. USUK three-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Such a State by 9mm Meg reviews
Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Freudian Slip by 6grapeytoes6 reviews
In an imaginary interview, Arthur Kirkland may have let a little too much slip out about his relationship with a certain burger-loving maniac. WARNING:CRUDE, STUPID SEX JOKES. SERIOUSLY. THEY'RE RIDICULOUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Earth Angel by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred and Arthur are students at a high school, it's Valentines day, and both Alfred and Arthur are trying to unbeknownst to each other shy away from their current status as 'just friends'. A fluffy two-shot written in February.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Napkin by ButterFish reviews
Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hello, Little Hero by OrangePlum reviews
America stops by to give England a present. England, mistaking the gift as something more, starts showing more affection than America, to his horror, ever expected. An obsessive!lovestruck England/America poem
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Egg Nation by MagnifiedSun reviews
England's brewing a potion when the other previously Allied and Axis powers show up and 'help'. But wait who's that? Canada! Before anyone has time to notice him, the potion blows up! Then Amu and co. start finding strange eggs.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,173 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
All In a Day's Work by chibitalex reviews
Arthur was going to confess today. Alfred had plans with two girls. Out of jealousy, he follows him. He's led to... an orphanage?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Legend of Hetalia: Abridged Series by Hitsu4HinaEva -Hari-Sama reviews
This is based off of adamwestslapdog's Ocarina of Time abridged series on youtube. There may be USUK if you squint, but it's mostly crack. xD ENJOY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Unlock my Heart! by Hetalia.Power reviews
This is why you don't let England mess around with the potions. Lame title is lame, I know; I was just trying to do something Shugo Chara-esque. Re-submitted due to format errors. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Want Some Bunny Stew by waterrain reviews
England asks Colony America the question of 'Want Some Bunny Stew' and regrets asking him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain
Everything About You by destroyedparadise234 reviews
"WHY is there more than one of you? I can barely stand one alone!" "I don't know, poppet, go and ask the other England, you prick!" America had always wanted to see the other sides of England, but not like this! Yaoi, UKUSUK, GerIta, other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Lost Colonist by Infinity Complex reviews
He was not always the United States of America, or even the American Colonies. Once, he was just Alfred F. Jones, a little boy from the Lost Colony of Roanoke…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
The Wild Nation Kingdom by genericnamehere reviews
America films a nature documentary on the mating habits of nations. It goes about as well as expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
It's really more of a 'hatehate' thing by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
If Wishes Were Kisses by OrangePlum reviews
America recounts many kisses over the centuries. Various pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America - Complete
USUK? Oh, Nay Nay by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Out in the fanfiction world, there are a lot of USUK fics. Certain plot elements start to repeat themselves. They will be featured here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia Head Canon by Robias reviews
Japan has sensitive nipples, Sweden can make really good Japanese food, and England isn't quite as in denial as people think. Character study, only included pairing is one-sided England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Fascination for Flowers by littleshimmerofhope reviews
One day when Alfred returns from his work, he finds a lone flower waiting for him on his porch. At first he shruggs it off, thinking it's nothing speciall. But the next day there's another flower waiting for him, and the next day, and the next... Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What is that noise? by Warfang reviews
What was going on in the Conference Room before France walked in?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred and the Seven Gentlemen by licorice factory reviews
In an attempt to make America understand his feelings, England cast a good luck charm on himself. Unfortunately he misread the print, for there were six other Englands symbolizing his feelings. Six other Englands all drawn to the same American UK/US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hug a Blonde Day by Mossmoon reviews
A new high school celebration comes into the Hetalia world, and every blonde suffers from the consenquences! One-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
I Wouldn't Mind if We Blamed It On the Rain by iKiller-Panda reviews
England is suddenly struck by thoughts he never thought he'd have about his best friend and former colony. He goes to Prussia for advice and when he finally confesses, it doesn't go exactly as planned. US/UK Onesided PruCan M for safety on swears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Wrong Side by Kitsune Plume reviews
England wants to be the one to protect others. To protect America. Ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Handlebars by GrouchyMcEyebrows reviews
Oneshot. America gives England a lift home from school on his bike's handlebars. England promises himself that he'll never to do it again Contains: England screaming, England's foul mouth and a kiss 3 UsUk first complete story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sooner or Later by Kiki4ever reviews
Don't worry," she told herself, "We'll get back to those days...sooner or later." Genderbend AU fem!Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Never Plan to be Alone by Tanya Tsuki reviews
It was just supposed to be Canada and Ukraine alone on Christmas. Their families were not invited, so why did they have to show up? Canada/Ukraine and America/Belarus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
God Save America! by Shatterdoll reviews
On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Inspiration for a Generation by Night Train reviews
On a summer vacation, Alfred meets a rather interesting boy with big dreams.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - America - Complete
100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do by Legare Virtuoso reviews
Otherwise known as '100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do At World Conferences'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Germany - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Boyfriend by Zira Vinova reviews
Mon dieu, Arthur, do you know what time it is?" 'That's why I'm here' Hints of both England/America -and- France/America. Yay?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Twelve Flowers by Orange-Butterfly100 reviews
Alfred is getting flowers everyday. Who is his secret admirer? One-shot unless I say otherwise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Too Close by KatNinja reviews
All the European countries and China always stood too close to Alfred when talking to him. Especially Arthur. AmericaxEngland Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Any Colour You Like by Caffeinated Creativity reviews
Phoenix's day off, in Technicolor. Phoenix/Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Tacos and Love reviews
Yeah, this is my first story so no flames kay? :D I So, basically it's about Mexico being all stalker towards fem!America. Also its rated T for swear words. Enjoy the oneshot! Also hinted usuk a little bit... if you look through a magnifying glass
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - America, Mexico - Complete