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Joined 09-20-11, id: 3271343, Profile Updated: 04-23-15
Author has written 12 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Dreams are infinite.

Anyways, I am from California, USA and I write stories.

Carry on with your life now.

Still here? Well, I mostly write humor and satirical stories, mostly in the Percy Jackson section.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30011 - Favs: 16,303 - Follows: 14,427 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Camp Jupiter Chronicles: The Son of Jupiter by nyotaauhura reviews
Everyone knows of Percy's adventures at Camp Half-Blood, but we know nothing of Jason's beginnings at Camp Jupiter, the place he spent twelve years of his life. From arrival to being made praetor, follow Jason's story as he goes through the highs, the lows and maybe some girl trouble with a certain daughter of Bellona along the way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,845 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jason G., Reyna, Octavian
Meeting Leo by ThePraetorLady reviews
During a two-week end-of-war celebration, Reyna finds that she thinks differently about Leo every time they meet. Leyna. Rated T for minor swearing, violence, and PDA. Written before HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,941 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Leo V., Reyna - Complete
Collateral Damage by icy roses reviews
When the love story being told isn't your own. Reyna/Jason, sort of. Spoilers for MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
with nothing but a voice within by aesthetic promises reviews
Circe is a witch, but we are warriors. You are a daughter of Bellona, and the fight is in your blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Avoiding Cliches Like the Plague by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
A detailed analysis of what's wrong with lots of fanfictions and how to fix those problems. The complete guide to writing an interesting, logical, and decent story. Can also be used for original stories, too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
The Tale of Marie Susanne by AntiMarySue14 reviews
Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,645 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Calvin & Hobbes: The Series SEASON ONE by Swing123 reviews
Co written with Garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes television show. Twenty episodes to a season. Includes holiday specials, TV movies, and a dramatic season finale! PLEASE R&R! SEASON ONE COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,622 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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The Ultimate Truth or Dare Story reviews
You are probably thinking this is another idiotic story with bad plotting and OOC characters, right? Luckily for you, this is just a parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,239 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Annabeth C., Malcolm, Drew T. - Complete
Sokka's Punny Story reviews
After noticing how depressed and sad some of the Earth Kingdom citizens are, Sokka decides to cheer them up with puns and other bad jokes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Sokka, Suki]
War's Daughter reviews
War had a daughter who lived by the sea and was the ruler of a land that seemed like fantasy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
The Perfect Mary Sue Killer reviews
AU story. Many of the gods are dead and Mary Sues dominate most of the PJO world. In this one, the Mary Sue Hunters of PJO decide to recruit the ultimate Sue-slayer, another Mary Sue. Now completed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,629 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rachel D., OC - Complete
15 Songs We Are Not Allowed to Sing on Song Night reviews
Unsatisfied with the love in the world, Aphrodite decides to make the campers sing "modern songs" instead of the usual campfire ones; however, it doesn't go well...with certain songs. This story is also a parody of a typical PJO Karaoke fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,830 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Aphrodite, Apollo - Complete
How to Write an Original Chaos Story reviews
Do you need advice and ideas for making an original Chaos story? If you do, read this instructional guide. Your story will be finished and original in no time!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Gods and Demigods Use Myspace reviews
PJO characters using Facebook is such a cliche storyline; PJO characters using Myspace is more original. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Goode High School Romance in a Nutshell reviews
A story that will make you cry and will break your heart with its emphasis on the true meaning of love. Starring the Percy Jackson characters as normal mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Hat and the Sword reviews
Hat and Riptide make sweet love when their owners leave. Obviously a one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Cerberus, Emily Z. - Complete
Dear PJO Characters reviews
The PJO fanfiction writers had it with the "Dear Fanfiction" letters. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Reading the Books: A Fable reviews
A fanfic author uses an overused story idea, but the gods aren't amused. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Mark of Athena: Gold Edition reviews
Probably the best Mark of Athena fanfic you will ever read. Join Percy and as they fight through monsters, giants, and overused fanfic ideas.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
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