Kiellehide bio
Author has written 35 stories for X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, 10th Kingdom, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Silmarillion, and Movie X-overs. I'm female, a resident of Washington, and a fan of British sci-fi/humor; I read, write, roleplay, and design webpages. I created Subreality, I co-created the TCP concept, and I ran CFAN. I've written a metric ton of stories, participated in countless round robins and group projects, and run RPGs on LiveJournal. What you see here on Fanfiction.net is only some of my work; you can find all of it at under "Camelot" (comicfic etc.) or "Twelfth Ring" (Tolkien). In other woirds yes, I've written more than "Nine Men And A Little Lady." Honestly, I have. sigh PS: Are you here because I gave you a toasty review? Cope. There's no rule saying I have to like your work -- the word is "review," not "kiss your ass." If you're not going to bother to make any effort in the first place, then I'd honestly rather you didn't bother posting. There's a reason why is notorious for bad fanfic: you! |
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Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Follower by Ivanneth reviews
Chapter 5 added. Took a while, I know... Findekano tells of the city and of Feanor's house, and watches his aunt at work. Meanwhile Maitimo has had it, with everyone and everything, except his cousin. Rebellion ensues.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,119 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/18/2003
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete, after nine years as a work-in-progress.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
The Masochistic Adventures of Ford and Arthur by klatukatt reviews
Complete at last. Seven chapters of a sweet and sour gay relationship.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Along a Knife's Blade by Matrix Refugee reviews
Diane Fletcher, a Rogue Retrieval agent, tracks a mysterious man who may be more than he seems... and can tell her things about herself... FINAL CHAPTER ADDED
Crossover - Blade Runner & A.I. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 7,179 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Heirs Of Arda Completed by DarkRiver reviews
The Heirs of Rohan, Ithilien, and Gondor unite in this story. As children verging on men, Elfwine, Elboron, and Eldarion wrestle with responsibility, maturity, and bravery...and find themselves chasing a mystery that threatens the entire West.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,182 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Faramir, Eomer
Plum Blossom by M. D. Jensen reviews
This is the story of Kevin Lupinski. How he fell in love with a place, how he knew it was impossible, and how he kept secrets for a living. For those of you who don't know, Kevin is the patrolman who helped Ivy. Please R&R.
Village - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
From the Grey Twilight by casapazzo reviews
Ever so slightly AU; on the Paths of the Dead, not all the ghosts are strangers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
Conversations in the Dark by LoKi-Shiver reviews
A conversation between The Torn Prince and the Bound Woman is cut short ^^ Short and mildly cute.
13 Ghosts - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003
Faramir's story by Lirenel reviews
Faramir. Brother of Boromir, son of Denethor. But who is he really, and how did he live?WARNING deals with child abuse. Reposted with a few changes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,232 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Faramir, Elrond - Complete
To Make a Widower by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Quixotic Valar, annoyed Elves and murderous fangirls. Why you should always be careful when killing off a character…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Elrond
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,232 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Prince of Gondor by Hollie Black reviews
Book 2 of The Children of Gondor Trilogy-As the Prince of Gondor, Eldarion's youth was grand, until fate decided to twist things to its own purposes. Now he has one chance to set things right, to save those he loves from the threat in the South *chap7 up*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002
A Little Piece of the Sea by TrinityC reviews
At the wedding of Eomer and Lothiriel, Legolas has an encounter he did not expect. Slash. Early birthday present for Laiqalasse...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Legolas
I Didn’t Die by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
My 1st 13 Ghost fic it’s the POV of The Jackal from where he 1st gets captured to when Dennis and co capture him. PLZ RnR I’m VERY proud of this heap of fic :)
13 Ghosts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2002
This is Love? by Kenworth reviews
The peculiar case of Sodom and its legacy. PG-13 for sex, rape and incest (hey, I didn't make it up!)
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2002
A Field of Flames by Eledhwen reviews
A short vignette: a woman helps to clear the Pelennor following the Siege of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Complete
The Last Bride. by lemonade reviews
Kaylan, one of the brides who was 'auditioning' sees something she shouldn't have and is later employed by Kuzco.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002
A Maiden From a Distant World by CNell reviews
A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2002
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Nothing reviews
Sometimes the stories DO end. A Neverending StoryDay After Tomorrow crossover. Yes, really.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004
Cat's Cradle reviews
Diplomacy in Umbar: a future king meets a former queen, and the true royal bloodline of Numenor is kept secret. Third in the Southern Crown arc; of Beruthiel, set in the last year of the reign of Tarannon Falastur.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
Rekindled reviews
After routing invaders from Rohan's Golden Hall, there is one last task for Frealaf to perform... A brief tale set in the time of Helm Hammerhand.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2004
Green Seas reviews
An oceanside tale of young Theoden, Imrahil, and Finduilas, set in Dol Amroth long before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2004
Inheritance reviews
Sometimes the king's son is not the best man for the throne... A tale of ancient Gondor, featuring Hyarmendacil and his great-grandson Minalcar.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004
Seven For A Secret reviews
Who was to blame for the Kinslaying and all that followed? Feanor's wife Nerdanel has a different opinion...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
High Places reviews
A child's-eye view of the fall of Gondolin. [Keywords: Earendil, Maeglin, Idril, Tuor, Elwing]
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
Stay For Me reviews
Elphir, eldest son of Imrahil, must leave his wife and child with no hope that he will ever see them again. Set before Pelannor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/5/2003
Thus Fell reviews
They say your life flashes before your eyes... A brief tale of Fingon.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2003
Chasing The Moon reviews
Eomer and Boromir set out on a dangerous journey to seek Rivendell. This is an A/U set just before FOTR; Haldir fans may be interested, too.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Boromir
Cast Away reviews
As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2003
Singing In The Sun reviews
Boromir seeks the lost road to Rivendell...and finds a new friend in Eomer of Rohan. A/U.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Boromir
Before Dawn reviews
Eomer only has Gandalf's word that his eored will arrive at Helm's Deep in time. Is that enough? Movieverse, vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003
Refraction reviews
Did Denethor's wife Finduilas truly "pine away for the sea," as the tales say, or was it something more sinister...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Faramir, Boromir
KALEWEN GOES 2 MIDDLE EARTH SQUEE! reviews
HI! this is my story, its not a Mary Sue, its about an ordinary girl....OR IS SHE??? read it & find out!!!!1
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
Blood And Warm Blankets reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
Grey And Pale Gold reviews
Theoden cannot save his only sister; Eomer and Eowyn are suddenly orphans. Can devotion (and Theodred) forge new ties within the line of Eorl?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Eowyn
Red Day Rising reviews
Eomer broods on Theodred's death while hunting orcs in Fangorn's shadow. A blend of introspection and action set before the Fellowship arrives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002
Unbroken reviews
Long barren years have destroyed whatever love lay between Tarannon and Beruthiel. The end, plus a secret that could dethrone Isildur's heir (you know,
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2002
Weregild reviews
Seduced by a sparkly piece of jewelry? Hardly. Isildur son of Elendil has his own reasons for keeping the One Ring... Vignette/moodpiece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2002
Wreath Of Steel And Silver reviews
The hand that nurtures Lothlorien once wielded a blade... Galadriel seeks forgiveness for her part in the Kinslaying. LOTR/Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002
Skadi In Shadow reviews
Osgiliath is a cold, wet, unfriendly place for a foreign queen... Meet Beruthiel of Gondor and her ten cats, from Tolkien's Unfinished Tales.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2002
Awake, Love, Think, Speak reviews
Destiny and Delight (of Neil Gaiman's Endless) play godparents at the birth of Narnia. Sandman crossover. Short and sweet.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/8/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 312 - Published: 1/8/2002
Tarnish reviews
Sometimes a fairytale doesn't tell the whole story...especially in a world where fairytales are reality. First in the Happy Endings Triptych.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2001
Threadbare reviews
Two fairytales collide in the tale of a princess who doesn't quite get what she wants. Second in the Happy Endings Triptych.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2001
X-MST3K reviews
The birth of an online legend...the legend of the almighty Shadow! Winner of numerous fanfic awards and, well, just darn funny.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,922 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001
Le Coquin Malchanceux (The Unlucky Rogue) reviews
Gambit decides to test his "Cajun charms" on his new teammates. In return, the X-ladies take his ego down a few notches -- hard and fast! (poem)
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2001
The Persistence Of Memory reviews
Poor little Marie. She just hasn't been herself since this one battle... (Brace yourself, kids -- this one's *dark*.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2000
Degrees Of Wrong reviews
For one young mutant, "coming out" turns into be big trouble...but things are not always as they seem.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2000
Wannabe reviews
Cyclops and Professor X discuss the latest addition to the X-Men team. Hold on to your credibility -- you are not going to BELIEVE who they're recruiting!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2000
Hearts And Diamonds reviews
Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers has a most romantic -- and unusual -- date set for tonight...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/1998
Vertigo: No Way Up reviews
An enslaved assassin makes her break for freedom... Probably my best fanfic online!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/11/1998
Apples And reviews
Two unusual characters who would normally never meet...do. ;)
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/1998