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So I'm Nessa. (Nickname)

I'm 20 in college to become a veterinarian.

I love the New England Patriots Football Team. They are the best.

I love playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.

I love reading and writing.

I absolutely love animals that's obvious as stated above.

I like reading fan-fiction stories about Twilight, but I don't actually like Twilight. (Stranger, I know [I never said I was sane.])

I'm a huge fan of Naruto and Bleach. I'm quite picky when it comes to the stories I read.

I don't like Naruto/Sakura as a couple. I don't like Sakura, at all, truthfully. She's horrible. I wouldn't be surprised if Naruto had brought back Sasuke from the Valley of the End, she would've ignored Naruto like he was nothing.

I don't like Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto. There is WAY TOO MANY of those kinds of stories on here. What makes those two a good couple. Sasuke is obsessed with killing Itachi and gaining lots of power. Naruto needs someone better than that. Naruto loves Konoha, He wouldn't want someone who is liable to defect from it.

I don't like Yuri stories. Girl on Girl, well let's just say. I don't swing that way.

I despise stories where Naruto (or whoever) is with older women (like Tsunade, Tsume, Kurenai, Anko...etc).

I don't mind a Yaoi, if its "tasteful", not just two guys going at it with no plot. I like the pairings Kakashi/Naruto and Itachi/Naruto the most. If I do read a Yaoi, Naruto has to be the uke. I just don't see Naruto as a seme.

I absolutely hate Harem stories. A man having more than one girl is just degrading to women. It's demeaning and disgusting.

Stories where Naruto is dark and/or revenging against Konoha or someone isn't my type of enjoyment. However, I don't mind if he was to leave Konoha to go somewhere else (as long as he doesn't hate Konoha).

I would like more stories where Naruto rebuilds Whirlpool and invites his friends to join him (either when he leaves, or when its finished being built).

I love stories where Naruto is smart and takes after his father, Minato.

I love stories that have Naruto with family, whether it's a family he made himself ("adopted" family) or his real family (Minato, Kushina, or O.C. family)

I don't like stories with Ichigo/Rukia pairing. I don't like Rukia, at all. I'm not sure why. Hmm? She just gets under my skin.

I actually haven't read a bleach story with a pairing that I like. I'm not sure if it's because I didn't like the story or just the pairing itself.

I like stories where Ichigo is a prodigy in the Shinigami arts.

I don't like stories where he becomes a hollow, or is dark.

I don't like Yaoi for Bleach at all.

Do You Like Your Name?
Yes, My name is my name. What's not to like.

What Age Would You Like To Be Right Now?
21, because I so need a Pina Colada.

Do You Have Pets?
Yes, 3 dogs (German Shepard, Miniature Doberman Pincher and a Chihuahua) to be exact. Love my German Shepard the most though. I'm not a fan of small dogs, those belong to my family.

How Many Best Friend's Do You Have?
3, but they are also so much like my siblings.

What's Your Favorite Color?
Blue, but Black, Green and Brown are CLOSE seconds.

Do You Like To Go Shopping?
Not really, No. Can someone tell me the great thing about it?

Are You Into Sports?
Yes, Love to watch and love to play.

What's Your Favorite Hobby?
Reading, a no-brainer there.

Do You Like To Read?
Yes, I'd read all day if I could.

What Do You Do When You Are Mad?
Write, I let a character play out the anger that I want to do myself, but can't.

What Word Do You Catch Your Self Saying A Lot?
Cool, I'm usually really bored and something just happens that makes me say 'Cool'

McDonald's Or Burger King?
McDonald's. (I don't eat fast food much), but McD's does have the best chicken of the two.

Coke Or Pepsi?
Coke...technically I don't like either one, but Pepsi taste like spit-flavored Coke (product of kissing).

Summer Or Winter?
Winter, I love the snow. I miss it so much.

Are You Nice To Everyone?
Yes, I am nice to everyone, even if they are mean to me. I don't have a judgmental, mean bone in my body. lol

Do You Like Swimming?
Yes, the best Summer activity, besides writing and reading, of course.

How Do You Do Your Hair Often?
A High Ponytail, sometimes Straight.

What City Or State Would You Like To Go To?
Rhode Island, I was born there, but have never seen it. My dad was a NAVY man, so I moved around a lot.

What Kind Of Ice Cream Do You Like Most?
Strawberry, I'm a plain type. Well except I love Cookies and Cream.

Hot Cheetos Or Doritos?
Doritos (Nacho Cheese is the best)

Do You Like School?
Yes, Math was my favorite subject.

Are You In School?
Yes, Becoming a Vet takes A LOT of school.

Do You Play Video Games?
Yes, Assassin's Creed, Naruto and Bleach are my top favorite.

What Do You Do For Fun?
Write, Read, Sports and Video Games

Do You Talk A Lot In The Phone?
No, I hate talking on the phone, apparently I either sound like my mom (hate that) or a little girl (i'm not 6 anymore).

Are You More Shy, Or Talkative?

Do You Like Going Outdoors?
Yes, I love to go camping

Do You Like Rainy Days?
Yes, Love them

Do You Have A Favorite Restaurant? If Yes, Which One?
Yes, Crackle Barrel

Are You Awesome?
Maybe, I'm not one to brag about myself really.

Honestly, Are You?
I don't know, Ask my friends.

"Being normal is vastly overrated!" Agatha Cromwell (Grandma Aggy) from Halloween Town

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” Jane Fulton

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.” Rita Mae Brown

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” George Carlin

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” Oscar Levant

“One person's craziness is another person's reality.” Tim Burton

“If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.” Hunter S. Thompson

“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.” Joss Whedon

Story in Progress


Uzumaki Kiara (FemNaru) has been exiled from Konoha for bringing back Sasuke injured. She stumbles upon Whirlpool and decides that she will rebuild it to her standards. Will her friends join her? And what enemies lurk to destroy their peace. Kiara will be smart and strong. There will be romance, but it won't be the focus of the story.

Updated: 11/12/2012

I will update as soon as I can. I have been sick and right now I got a new laptop, so I'm transferring my chapters to the new one. Bare with me, also I have a beta now so we are learning to work with one another. Again, I will update as humanly possible. Thank you!

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Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad reviews
Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 757,582 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Royal Guard Dog by Ell Roche reviews
As far back as Namikaze Naruko can remember, the only person who's always been at her side is Inu-sama, the Legendary ANBU Captain—her personal guard.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13388 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 6,562 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11919 - Favs: 6,862 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Building Peace by College6Tash reviews
Uzumaki Kiara (FemNaru) has been exiled from Konoha for bringing back Sasuke injured. She stumbles upon Whirlpool and decides that she will rebuild it to her standards, where all are accepted. Will her friends join her? What others will join? And what enemies lurk to destroy their peace? Kiara will be smart and strong. There will be romance, but it won't be the focus of the story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Naruto U.
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
The Lost Tower: A Fox's Tail by Neph Champion reviews
Naruto never expected a routine mission to turn not-so-routine when chasing an A-Rank Nuke-nin. But that was before he was hurled through time and met his father on a mission of his own. And, who is the redhead and that strange brunette? …Foxes? Summoning? What the Hell? I suppose it helps that Metsu doesn't work on the Fox Troop and their summoners…?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Divergent Path by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Will of Fire by Taisi reviews
Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Building Peace reviews
Uzumaki Kiara (FemNaru) has been exiled from Konoha for bringing back Sasuke injured. She stumbles upon Whirlpool and decides that she will rebuild it to her standards, where all are accepted. Will her friends join her? What others will join? And what enemies lurk to destroy their peace? Kiara will be smart and strong. There will be romance, but it won't be the focus of the story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Naruto U.
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