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Joined 09-21-11, id: 3274494, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 5 stories for Discworld, and Dragaera.

I am a voracious reader and write technical materials for a living, so I have a pretty broad vocabulary and my personal standards for reading are pretty high. I try to live up to those standards in my own writing.

I am part of two groups which I highly recommend.

Underground Fanfictioners is a private Facebook group with an abundance of wonderful, talented writers. I count myself lucky to call them my friends. The group is like a family and we love to write and read fanfiction, as well as offer support and constructive criticism to other avid writers across a variety of fandoms." For more info visit our forum page http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Underground_Fanfictioners/111749/

The second is a forum here called Of Cabbages and Kings. I have found the regulars there to be mature, intelligent, and helpful. And likewise, there are some extremely talented writers among their members. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Of_Cabbages_and_Kings/56768/

Favourite Books/Authors:

Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series

Steven Brust's Vladimir Taltos / Jhereg Series

Jacqueline Carey's Phedre series

Larry Niven's Known Space Series

Orson Scott Card's Ender Wiggin Series

The Lord of the Rings (por su puesto)

Various CJ Cherryh books, a bit of Jack Vance, some A. Lee Martinez, and sundry.

Completed Work:

"From Dust to Flesh" A Myria LeJean Discworld story

"Just Apples" A Myria LeJean Discworld oneshot

"Mostly Apples" A Myria LeJean Discworld oneshot

"In My Employ" A Vlad Taltos Dragaera oneshot

Work in Progress:

An original fiction novel with a friend

"By Your Works" A sequel to "From Dust to Flesh"

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Slipping Between Worlds by A.A. Pessimal reviews
An experiment. Discworld will happen here, certainly, but there will also be aspects of Terry Pratchett's non-Discworld novels, the Johnny Maxwell trilogy. The author has written a younger version of himself in as a male "Mary Sue". forgive me...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,403 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 240,968 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,990 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC]
Dreaming of You by Zoop reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 182,482 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human
All roads lead to Ankh-Morpork by mirrorballsymphony reviews
Inspired by Angua's line in Men at Arms - "It'll end up just like it did in Pseudopolis and Quirm and—". Angua's journey to Ankh-Morpork. ON HIATUS (sorry)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Angua, Serafine von Ü, Wolfgang von Ü
Carpe Cocoa by Nimfeo reviews
Of all the fantasies Agnes had entertained about Vlad coming back, none of them had involved a little black ribbon and a certificate from the Überwald League of Temperance.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Agnes, Vlad de M.
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
I Remember You by M.D. Owen reviews
The Hamato family has been integrated with society for years, and while it was never what they hoped it would be, they make the best of it. An alternate universe where normal can be extraordinary. *Note: This story is being revised and the final draft will be uploaded in the future. Enjoy the story's "early years" and a peek at things to come.*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 165,774 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010
Uncharted Territory by mirrorballsymphony reviews
Cheery ventures into the forbidden world of make up, with disastrous consequences (hey, we've all been there). Angua/Cheery (though not in that way) oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Angua, Cheery L. - Complete
Hookup of Epic Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. Gee, I wonder what happens next? :) COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,986 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
The Black Gates of Paradise by Maiafay reviews
Blind faith doesn't always lead to the light. Love doesn't always choose the ideal companion. Human and Synthetic. She journeys for answers; he searches for purpose and the elusive existence of his soul. Desire binds them, darkness will test them, but fate could tear them apart.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,973 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - E. Shaw, David, Engineer
The 12 Days of Hogswatch by LovelyMusic10 reviews
As it sounds; this is a little something I wrote up, and thought it would be fun to post. Please, R&R, I want to know what you think!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Joining The Dots by Linxcat reviews
"Everyone knew it, and that was all everyone knew. A dot dot dot relationship. One of those. And nobody had been able to join up the dots." - Unseen Academicals. Assorted one-shots and drabbles exploring Lord Vetinari and Lady Margolotta's relationship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vetinari, Lady Margolotta
A Thunderstorm in Sto Lat by Incendiarist reviews
Wherein a zombie butterfly flaps its wings, Strappi is a genius, and black gives Mal an unhealthy complexion. /MalxPolly. Afurisenie 'verse./
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Polly P. - Complete
Never Look Back by Vaneria Potter reviews
Set near the end of The Fifth Elephant. Carrot and Angua reflect on themselves and their relationship, and Angua makes a decision. Carrot/Angua, because there aren't enough stories about them.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Angua, Carrot
Dark Nation Goes To the Vet by JenesisX reviews
And guess who gets to take him? Maybe next time Reno will stop to ponder the consequences before he inadvertantly insults his boss's manhood with one of his office practical jokes. Oops. And so an angry Guard Hound and everyone's favorite Turk - who happens to hate dogs - head off on an adventure... What could possibly go wrong? Dark Nation intends to demonstrate!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
The Lecturer in Quantum Operations by Ophelia Salt reviews
The Disc's second female wizard arrives to take a teaching post alongside Ponder Stibbons at Unseen University. Intrigue, adventure and possible romance ensue. "T" rating for later chapters. Warning: Contains generous amounts of quantum. IN PROGRESS
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ponder Stibbons
Days in the Life by Bexteron reviews
Series of unrelated one-shots/mini episodes. *Quill* - Gabrielle tries to persuade Xena to try writing. But when her attempts fall flat, she gives up. Afraid that she might have upset her, Xena tries out her Bard skills to write out what Gabrielle means to her. **ON HIATUS**
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Gabrielle, Xena
Distinctions by CoffeeWench reviews
Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
The Kuiper Belt Deception by Virtuella reviews
A woman appears in Raj's office with naive questions about astrophysics. She seems nice enough, but Howard finds her suspicious. Is she a spy - or worse?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Something's Going Down In Old Chicago Town by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Harry is back doing what he does best, detecting, while being the Winter Knight. And the White Council want him to investigate a mysterious blue box...Dresden AU, set well post Ghost Story. Whoniverse early series 6 pt 2. Swapping fandoms for max exposure
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, H. Dresden
Additions to Distinctions by CoffeeWench reviews
Bonus features to Distinctions. Cut scenes and epilogues. Trajectory shifting to M rating, perhaps. Some cut scenes now moved to Distinctions; I'm sorry to lose your reviews here.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Where the Grass Grows Green I: We May Yet Stand by Ragnelle reviews
AU. The Quest failed. Sam killed Gollum before the Ring was destroyed and now darkness rules the lands of Middle-earth. A small group from the resistance battles both hunger and mistrust, to keep hope alive. But will the sacrifices outweigh the gain? Book one of six. MEFA 3rd place 2011, incomplete stories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,100 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Eomer, Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
LOVE! Rohirrim Style by ZeesMuse reviews
At the end of the 3rd Age, Eomer, King of Rohan, married Lothiriel, Princess of Dol Amroth. No details are given. Was it a love match? A political match? Eternal romantic I am...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Until We Close Our Eyes For Good by pixileanin reviews
Severus Snape has finished Hogwarts and is well into his advanced potions training. Just when he thinks he's finally escaped the wrongs of his past, he gets thrown into a future he wants no part of, all because of the blasted mark on his arm. (Teduced rating to T based on reader feedback. There is war. There is love - sort of -, and a little mind torture, but nothing graphic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,544 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Actus Deus by jimmybeam reviews
When a mad God stole millions of children andadults right out of their clothing, he made one mistake. He took Sam Vimes' son. And now Sam Vimes is going to get him back. No matter what the cost.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sam Vimes
The Mariner's Woe by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Sailing the stars ceaselessly for thousands of years is bound to leave a mark, and not even Earendil the Mariner is perfect, or immune to temptation. More inside.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Eärendil, Elwing - Complete
Patients Wearing Thin by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
Well, he had always had what his mother referred to as the Vimes tendency to niggle at things and the Ramkin tendency to meddle in them. Doctors and watchmen have more in common than many people might suspect. Featuring mostly Young Sam Vimes.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sam Vimes, Cheery L. - Complete
Mime by eeniemeanie reviews
An account of a friendship between the someday Patrician of Ankh-Morpork and a deaf mute girl who isn't quite what she claims to be. Will Encompass the entire series, eventual romance, follows canon but with extra little bits. Vet/OC
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Vetinari
The First Meeting of Aragorn and Harry by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
In which there is violence, comedy and other delights. Prequel to The Wizard In The Shadows, though it isn't obligatory reading as both stand alone well, and set about 4 years before the War of the Ring. I own nothing save the idea. Please Read and Review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Watchmen by DuckiePray reviews
Following "Refuge", the resurgence of an insidious enemy throws the turtles' lives into chaos. Will they fight their way back from physical and mental injuries fast enough to avert disaster from overtaking all they hold dear? Two words: brace yourself.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 228,436 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Sensei Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Mikell reviews
The boys are intrigued by a human tradition. Like all fathers, Splinter cares for his sons. When an accident threatens his plans for their holiday celebration, a note left by a very special visitor reminds Splinter how very blessed he is. COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Splinter
The Interment Net by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
The Patrician learns of Cut-Me-Own-Throat's plan to install the Internet on Discworld. Inspired by Poke-it-with-a-Stick's "Drumknott Gets An iPad."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Vetinari, C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete
Vena the RavenHaired: Tomb Raider by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
Vena the Raven-Haired and 17 of her great grandchildren seek to rob a tomb designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. One shot
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson, Death - Complete
A Collection of Moments by SilverInkblot reviews
A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
Intimate Imagery by FairDrea reviews
A beautiful autumn day, a muse gone missing, a walk in a cemetary...and two friends with less-than-friendly intentions towards one another. Pure ghoulish one-shot fluff!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Circle Time by Lyrastales reviews
At circle time, Esmerelda has a choice to make. In fact, she has two. Written for Disc fest on Dreamwidth, with thanks to MiraMira for beta-reading.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2011 - GrannyWeatherwax, Mustrum Ridcully - Complete
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
These Small Hours by Linxcat reviews
Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Moist von L. - Complete
Gone Fishing by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn finds his duties irksome and yearns to escape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Infinity by YourEvilNemisisBwahaha reviews
Rincewind and Byrony have been thrown together again! Well, the gods always did like a laugh. Now, they must combine fantastical myth and political reality in a mission to save the Disc from a megalomaniac intent on ruling all! With Enraged Mother Bears!
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
The passing of Darktan by arwenae reviews
An idea that came to me. Darktan's death scene. Contains scenes of childbirth but not too graphic, so rated T atm. Comments, suggestions, etc welcomed. I know I'm not perfect by a long way yet.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Death of Rats, Death - Complete
Making Friends by Twist reviews
A charming little story involving assault.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
I Am Also A Very Good Storyteller by Runespoor reviews
Loiosh fails to shut up.
Dragaera - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Judging a Man by His Library by Misura reviews
In which Vlad sheds light on Morrolan's character by quoting Aliera.
Dragaera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Diaspora by Sionnain reviews
All he ever wanted was beauty that would not die. King Haggard.
Last Unicorn - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
My Random Rant On Mary Sues by Epitome of Randomness reviews
See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Takes a Jhereg by Becca Stareyes reviews
It is the Seventeenth reign of the Athyra and the Lavodes have a mission retrieve a dangerous book from Dragaera's seemy underworld. Spoilers for Orca
Dragaera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Wedding Iconographer by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Oneshot, The Truth fic, set in the Times office. Otto accidentally takes a picture and sets some chemistry going. Sometimes, dark light can show the good things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
The Caffeinated Lifestyle by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Otto and Maladicta. Coffee girl and camera guy. Perfect pairing, I think. A series of seven snapshots of their brief life together.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
In A Name by afrai reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
This is Crazy Crazy Taxi by Radisson reviews
--Some crazy stories. And none of that crap about romance and sh!t. This be the good sh!t, yo.
Crazy Taxi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 1/9/2002
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By Your Works: Myria LeJean Book 2 reviews
SEQUEL to "From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1" - Lady Myria Lejean wishes nothing more than to be human. Unfortunately life cares not for our wishes. Between greedy peers, prickly wizards, suspicious watchmen, puzzled gods, and worse... a very interested Lord Vetinari, it's hard to see how she can navigate the minefield that is Ankh Morpork society and keep her sanity intact.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 131,645 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/20/2012 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes, OC
In My Employ reviews
One-shot done for a one-hour writing challenge. Vladimir and Sticks have a friendly discussion with a shopkeeper who has been practicing a little side-business in Vlad's area. Set early in Vlad's career. WARNING: Contains sarcasm, a wise-cracking carrion eater, and pithy sayings. Reader discretion is advised to be advisedly advisable.
Dragaera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
An Apple A Day reviews
Myria explores her more artistic side. Created for a 1 hour fic challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - M. LeJean - Complete
From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1 reviews
Once upon a time, the Auditors committed the ultimate arrogance and created life. But the Auditor inside 'Lady Myria LeJean' soon discovered that the flesh shapes the mind as the mind controls the flesh, and learned why living is so hard to set aside. Cover art by shiolein.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,873 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, OC, Sam Vimes - Complete
Mostly Apples reviews
Lady Myria LeJean experiences the joys of alcohol. One-shot written for a group "One-Hour Fanfiction" challenge.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - M. LeJean - Complete