Author has written 5 stories for Power Rangers, Harry Potter, and Austin & Ally.
I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! man, how long was i gone? yes, i've deleted some of my stories that i thought were terrible. my opinion, they all stink. i didn't want to delete them all though so i kept some. my new stories will much better. i also have a quotev! not as many stories, but still, there're better.
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuations.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, put this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate Kairi bashing, copy this to your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wanted to beat up some one, but couldn't due to the possible consequences, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you never actually read any of these and just copy and pasted this on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Put this on your page if you like music)
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