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Author has written 31 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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literally none of my stories are serious

all stories are written for the amusement of myself and my friends


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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,632 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Do It Right by Arlia'Devi reviews
Germany wants his proposal to Italy to go off without a hitch. Romano, however, has other plans. De-anon from the kink meme. [GERITA, SPAMANO]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,758 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by tiffanybane reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Automaton by tiffanybane reviews
Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,550 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Teenagers a MCR fanfic by GothicToeLicker reviews
everything seems to be falling apart! with parent troubles, girl troubles, boy troubles, bullies, and just the daily challenges of adolesence, things can't get any worse, right? wrong. can the boys hold it together? MCR in high school
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,848 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Your Silouette is Like Roulette by smylekidd reviews
Frerard. Oneshot. Frank is in an abusive relationship with someone he thought would save him. However, he has lost the love he once had for this man and has replaced it with a newfound love for Gerard. Unfortunately, Frank's still-boyfriend has a life-threatening game planned for the night and Frank doesn't know if he will come out alive...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Frerard- I Love You Even Though it Isn't Fair by frerardcrazy12 reviews
Party Poison and Fun Ghoul have been in the desert far too long, and the feelings between them are growing. But does it mean anything more than the last time? Killjoy Frerard PG-13
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 6,968 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Your Seared Lips Say by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Glass by AndThenIDied reviews
Craig's all you need. Craig's all that matters. He loves you, and you love him. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Lonely HeartStrings by xSucksToYourAss-marx reviews
"Tweek was indeed an outcast, and desperately needed a friend. The young caffeine addict's prayers were answered one day..." Craig/Tweek. Creek. Please look inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Hold With All I Have by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig Tucker befriends the blind boy, inadvertently changing his life and falling in love. Blind!Tweek oneshot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Adventure Time with Fionna, Cake, and Marshall Lee by MewLuna reviews
Marshall has unleashed spiders onto Aaa. Way to go Vampire King. Not just spiders- mutant spiders! Now it's up to Fionna, Cake & the delinquent vampire to stop them! Can they do it or will they get caught in a web of trouble, humor, and romance? FxM R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,539 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Truth and Reality by Koi Carp reviews
Cartman decides to create a reality show of Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny and Butters living under one roof for 20 days. Slash. Language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,523 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Dangerous Addiction by Average-Fanatic reviews
"Images of the past kept flashing through Tweeks mind. His heart was beating so fast it hurt and the voices in his head were screaming. If only he would have just kept walking…" Creek minor Style. Warning Character Death Yaoi, and Drug Abuse.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews
Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
I Don't Celebrate Christmas by NightingaleLost reviews
Ayase is stunned to learn that Kanou doesn't celebrate Christmas. But what can he do about it?
Okane ga Nai - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Ayase Y., Kanou S. - Complete
Insanity by PaperBalloonsx3 reviews
Something inside me was screaming: Turn around! Walk away! Leave. But then that side of me... The one that is filled with curiosity made me reach out and grab his blood stained wrist. Creek. Rating will go up.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Waffles by NightingaleLost reviews
Companion fic to Half-Blind Lethal Snake. Yes, the great trio are back, and up for more hilariousness! With a sleepover planned, prank calls to make and things to set on fire, can this get any better!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
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Germany and Olaf Go on a Snowy Adventure! reviews
Germany has some fun with our favorite snowman! What kind of fun will they have? read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Germany - Complete
Craft Time reviews
Germany has fun with arts and crafts! TW: GORE IM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS ACTUALLY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Germany - Complete
Stop girl in the name of love reviews
hello im a father of winklebottom. im planning on marrying winklebottom one day even though she's my daughter. Salsa dancing and gnome fucking! read and review! someone's getting the loose bowels
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Germany - Complete
Into the Void reviews
Germany has some questions
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Germany - Complete
I Love Lamp reviews
Germany really, really does.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
What You Can Do With Pinecones reviews
Germany finds a new art project he can do with a pinecone
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Germany - Complete
Technology is Amazing! reviews
Germany discovers the wonders of the modern television, with a side appearance of Italy, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
What a Bargain! reviews
Germany goes to the bargain central: Walmart! What kind crazy deals can he get?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014
Punk Pizza reviews
Germany is going through a bit of a phase. What's more punk rock than pizza?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Prom Night reviews
Prom was never easy for Germany, but luckily he makes do with what he can find.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Microwave of Pleasure reviews
In which Germany discovers what kinds of happiness a microwave can truly bring.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Germany - Complete
I Browse Your Eyebrows reviews
Germany has some unexpected fun with Italy's eyebrows. short and sweet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Germany's Watermelon Adventure! reviews
Germany has some fun with watermelons! :) Read to find out what crazy things he does!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2014
Germany's Fun Picnic with Doitsu reviews
Germany and Italy go out for a picnic, but end up eating a /different/ kind of wurst... ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Germany Loves Potatoes reviews
Some people think that Germany loved potatoes /too/ much... Those people didn't know what they were talking about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Germany Has some Fun With an Italy Thing reviews
Germany and "Italy" have a fun night together! ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Germany's Boredom reviews
Germany gets bored one day. What will he find to pass the time? Please read you won't regret it :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Germany - Complete
Germany and the Fedora reviews
Germany rocks a fedora! Read to see how he handles his new sense of fashion! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Germany - Complete
Germany really loves lifesavers reviews
Our good friend Germany has a weekend off. What happens when he eats a roll of lifesavers?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Complete
Germany the Beekeeper reviews
Germany gets a job as a beekeeper! What fun will he have with his bee friends? read to find out! : )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Germany
Fun With Herr Stick! reviews
Germany has a nice afternoon with his longtime pal, Herr Stick! Cute oneshot :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Germany - Complete
Germany gets a woody from Woody reviews
Germany plays with his new friend!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Germany
germany loves coupons! reviews
save millions
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Germany - Complete
fun with gnomes :)
germany has a fun day with his gnomey friend winklebottom! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
germany and the table reviews
a thrilling saga
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Germany - Complete
hot gerita action reviews
germany and italy get down
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
spaghetti reviews
mmm! italy has some spaghetti :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
germany has a bagel reviews
cream cheese is his topping of choice
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Germany
germany really likes dandelions reviews
germany has some fun in the garden! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Germany - Complete
whole and Alive reviews
germany eats you whole and alive
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
tomatofart reviews
romano gets bored
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
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