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Author has written 46 stories for Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Underland Chronicles, Doctor Who, and Homestuck.

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12 Days of Christmas by BlueQueenBee reviews
It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
It's Albus Severus by ShelPenguin reviews
REWRITTEN. This is when Harry goes to Hogwarts and tells Dumbledore and Snape's portraits that he named his son Albus Severus. Also added a chapter where little Albus meets the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
April Fools by EveLouise reviews
In which John and Sherlock lie for fun, but as always, the lie is a reflection of the truth
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Opportunities by iolre reviews
Why. Won't. It. WORK. Sherlock is angry and frustrated at a case that simply won't come together. He has all the pieces, yet cannot make them fit. He knows what will make it better - a single vial, pulsing through his veins. Yet there's something stopping him. Someone. Sherlock/John, angsty fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Drowning by Witch0fTime reviews
Sollux just wanted to die. That was all. But somehow, Eridan couldn't let him do that. Rated M just in case because I don't want to offend anyone...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
Chicken Soup by LexVictoriaX reviews
In which the Doctor is sick (and quite possibly delirious?) and Rose cares for him. All the fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Blurring the Lines by Arathe reviews
John goes wandering off with a murderclown on the loose, and Karkat has to save him from his own stupidity. John/Karkat, Karkat/Gamzee (pale).
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Blue Lips by LexVictoriaX reviews
Rose and the Doctor attempt to make cupcakes, but their plan goes awry... Food covers the TARDIS kitchen, and is that icing on Rose's nose?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fighting Words by LexVictoriaX reviews
The Doctor and Rose get into an argument and subsequently get locked in the TARDIS kitchen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Drifting Soul by einstinette reviews
Set after TLG/ WARNING: HAS SOME SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Details Artemis's thoughts during the time that he is separate from his body and the only things that kept him anchored to the earth. Hartemis. Read and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Weakness by ILoveFowl reviews
On Holly's routine visit to check on Artemis, she ends up in a ticklish situation.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
You Great Prat by hellotheree reviews
James had given up on Lily. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
As your Head of House by SalamanderLights reviews
McGonagall's 'things you're not allowed to do at Hogwarts' letters - "I assure you that Severus has never and will never wear pink."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Fred W., George W.
You Suck by that lionhearted vagabond reviews
Of all the places he possibly could have proposed he had to have picked a muggle cafe at four o'clock in the morning. Now a series of oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,006 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rumor Has It by xiLynnx reviews
In which all of Hogwarts question Scorpius' sexuality thanks to Rose Weasley. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco's Decision by Bexiekun reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is raging, and Malfoy has a choice to make. Does he fight for Voldemort, and risk going back to living in fear, or does he finally grow a backbone and take a stand? The choice he makes could cost him his life... or save it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Pigwidgeon by randomgenius reviews
Ron had gotten his first owl. If it even was an owl, that is...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
What's in a Name? by lucyjoan reviews
RemusxTonks. Very light and fluffy. Canon, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Change by PhantomPotterGirl reviews
Most people assumed that I changed for her. They assume that after the incident in Fifth Year, I started to realize what a complete git that I was, that I've started to right the wrongs that I've done. But it wasn't true. I didn't change for Lily. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Think of That by LiLy-saLvatore-cuLLen reviews
Lily is trying to produce her Patronus, but none of her memories seem happy enough. Can James help her out? "A Marauder's smirk melted onto those delectable lips of his...'Think of that, Lily.'"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bartimaeus the Reflection by silvanuszed reviews
SHORT STORY. Bartimaius is legendary, but even HE doesn't realize just how legendary. A new twist on an old story. Please R&R. FWI: That doesn't stand for 'rest and relax'. Please review. and then you can relax.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Halfblood Princess meets the Halfblood Prince by ogdensfinest reviews
Lily Luna Potter meets a family legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Lily Luna P., Severus S. - Complete
The Rest of This Year by ScarlettSunshine reviews
"Potter, you will put me down if you want to be part of the New Year," she huffed. "I'll put you down if you promise to spend the rest of...well the rest of this year with me." It's New Year's Eve and Lily won't be alone. Not if James can help it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,302 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dorkination by dwellingonephemeraldreams reviews
Oneshot. Why does James Potter mess up his hair at every possible opportunity? Lily and James. 4th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
There Is A God by ObscureEnough reviews
Things are desperate, so there's only one thing to do… Written for the Reviving Severus *sighs* fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Ukulele Conquerors by BabyDaddyMufasa reviews
"Sorry I'm late Professor Trelawney. I saw an Umgubular Slashkilter and was trying to see if it had a collar so I could return it to the owner." And so, Loopy Luna Lovegood skips over to the only seat available. The one directly opposite me. a teeny bit DxL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Snape's Solution by Very Small Prophet reviews
Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
How to Rehabilitate a Death Eater by DoraeAzure reviews
Luna goes Floo-to-Floo caroling and stumbles into the flat of a rather unsuspecting Draco Malfoy. Gen fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Gift of Bunny by Eris Clio reviews
Snape is convinced Remus Lupin's Christmas gift it trying to kill him. Is Severus overreacting, or is Remus up to one last marauder prank? Involves rabbits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
I was what? by Shattered Darknesss reviews
Don't bring this up..ever again. And I mean, never... One shot X3
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Too 'Short' a fuse by demon-hell-fire reviews
Trouble goes too far, and Holly does't appreciate that. Meanwhile Artemis is having a hard time trying to contact his best friend. Maybe she needs a vacation? Loads of A/H comedy fluff. R&R nice. I'll probably update on a regular basis. T for now.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Tale Told Through Kisses by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, AmyRory/ No one ever said it would be easy, being in love with Amy Pond.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Defeated by a Cupboard by wildcookie13 reviews
Just some light fluff about Arty and Holly in an enclosed space.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Her Only Weakness by Been.There.And.Back reviews
One-shot. Holly only has one weakness, and guess who it is?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Rings of the Sunset by Been.There.And.Back reviews
A one-shot. Holly explains to Artemis what the colors of the sunset mean. Artemis makes his move with each glowing color. "After all, there is so much pink up there..."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dive In by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
ScoRose OneShot - "I am not going to kiss you, Scorpius, because I am almost certain that you are just pulling my leg." Just one of my many ideas about how they could have gotten together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
One of the Boys by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Based loosely on Katy Perry's 'One of the Boys'. Rose and Scorpius are best friends, but she's fed up of being seen as simply one of his mates. What happens when she becomes more girly - will he finally notice her, or has he all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Allegedly Indisputable by that lionhearted vagabond reviews
In which Sirius does unspeakable things to a Hufflepuff, James uses the Hogwarts grapevine to ask Lily a very important question, and Lily uses it to answer. After all, it's Hogwarts, home of the world's most proficient rumor mill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Time Paradox: Alter Ending by happywritingx reviews
Starts around the part when they're running from the Extinctionists. I alter the ending a bit. ArtemisxHolly, may be fluffy, my first fic. T for mild language. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My Best Mate Gives Mixed Signals by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Enter Margarite Champiz by KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare reviews
The first version of this story. This one-shot contains an OC, a made up French theatre, and a conversation about sexuality. Will Hartemis ensue? Hell yeah! COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sugar Quills by akmdreamer reviews
Two ideas I had for ways Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione could have gotten together - if not for J.K.R.'S brilliance. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
Grains of Sand by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Nathaniel decides to take Bartimaeus up on a piece of advice. Spoilers for series and departs from canon.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Nathaniel, Faquarl - Complete
all you have to do is call me by tanyart reviews
Nathaniel keeps his promise. Post-Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Nathaniel - Complete
Paper Wings by Magna Dea reviews
To the LEP emotions are a weakness and expressing them is tantamount to a death-wish. Knowing this, Holly tries to hide her pain and grief by bottling it up inside; Trouble, however, turns out to be more perceptive than she thought... H/T, post-TAC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Randomosity by Forever Day reviews
Couple of half-baked drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
The Other One by Hematitebadger reviews
At age seventeen, Rory comes to a difficult decision and Amy comes to her senses. One way or another, the pattern is going to break.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy] - Complete
Evergreen by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Holly left, but now she's back! How will Artemis react? Fluffiness, but fluffiness with a kinda plot. T because they're good kissers! A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What's in a Name? by WolfButler reviews
Has anyone out there got an embarrassing middle name? Apparently so it would seem. One-shot. Or at least it would have been if I hadn't been told about the tourguide incident. Technically it's a Two-Shot now.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Absence by Ru55el reviews
It's been three years since Artemis Fowl has seen Holly Short due to the Council. When she drops by Fowl Manor one night, a talk between two good friends turns into a rather unexpected surprise for Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Icarus by The Beetle reviews
Foaly has designed a prototype for a new breed of stealth shuttles, the difference is that this one is designed for space travel. So what will happen on its very first test flight into outer space? This is going to be one wild ride! OLD N' UPDATED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Practice by broken-quill24 reviews
After all these years, Artemis finally agrees to get fit. However, what will happen when Butler decides that Artemis needs someone more 'his size' to train him? A/H Fluff One-Shot. Please Read, Enjoy and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Thanks A Bunch by CruorLuna reviews
Fred and George, spending a Saturday in the holidays, poring over books? Something isn't right ... Sirius and Remus think they may be able to help. Random ramblings, no slash. MaraudersForge. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Hidden Pages by porpierita reviews
Fred and George survive, Snape and Dumbledore involved, and another Trelawney prophecy. Including an Epilogue to top it all off. Draco Malfoy marries a partveela, the twins hook up with some partveelas, and once more, Dumbledore has planned it all. R & R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Black Rose by The Beetle reviews
The Satanic Skulls is a fairy gang that lurks in the back alleys of downtown Haven. Commander Trouble Kelp must find and shut them down before he gets burried in too deep. But will he kill the gang or will the gang kill him?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Trouble K. - Complete
A Tale of Spoinkles by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
“I want my spoinkle, Remmie.”“…”“My spoinkle puff.”“Are you drunk, Sirius?”R&R...pure dialogue. Spoinkles are explained inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Dark Chocolate by Olynara Sedai reviews
Holly vists Fowl manor, but gets caught up in a tasting session with Master Artemis. In the end, what's Holly's favourite flavour? sorry. terrible summery
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Graffiti by Olynara Sedai reviews
Holly goes to an old spot to complete the ritual, but gets destracted by something new. HollyXArtemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
The Practical Ramifications of Living in theFridge by cupid-painted-blind reviews
LJ. Oneshot. “The great James Potter, taken down by a curling iron?” Remus said, mock disapprovingly. “James, man, you’ll have to do better than that. Before you know it, you’ll be completely whipped!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Clueless by Trinity Day reviews
Lily Potter has managed to her new husband tickets to one of the most anticipated Quidditch matches of the year. It would be a dream come true for James, if it weren't for one, minor detail...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fred and George and the Hogwarts Toilet Seat by Sparks reviews
What if Fred and George had followed through on their promise to send Ginny a toilet seat?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2002 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Mischief in the Making by Trinity Day reviews
The origins of the Marauder's Map. A MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2000 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
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Some Days
His name was Eridan Ampora. He was 19 years old. He was a Sophomore in college, and he felt like his life was falling apart.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Complete
I Finally Found You reviews
Four sweeps ago, you played a game. Four sweeps ago, the world as you knew it ended. Four sweeps ago, you died. Three sweeps ago, the remaining players in your game won. Three sweeps ago, the world reset .You came back to life. Two sweeps ago, you ascended to power. You became a naval captain. Two sweeps ago, you started buying slaves. One sweep ago, you went looking for him.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A. - Complete
I Just Want my Friend Back reviews
It wasn't always like this. Once upon a time you were friends. And now he can't even stand to be in your presence.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Mituna C., Cronus A. - Complete
Confessing to a Drunk reviews
"You are drunk, you don't understand! I'm a terrible person, I'm the scum of the earth, I'm disgusting! Nothing ever gets better! I want you to like me because I like you, but it will never happen because you hate me so much!" All Eridan wanted to do was apologize but of course when he finally got the courage, Sollux was drunk.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs reviews
Gamzee just wants to show his Sollux the miracles.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Gamzee M., Sollux C. - Complete
Catnip?
Maybe sopor isn't the only thing that will make trolls high?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., Nepeta L. - Complete
Hair Dye reviews
John had won the bet. And unfortunately for Karkat, the winner earned the privilege of bleaching the other's hair and dying it any color they wanted. Karkat had planned on bright green for John. But Karkat had lost, and so rather than revelling in John's misfortune, he was here, in a chair, with a trash bag with a hole in the middle over his shoulders in case Egbert made a mess.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Wibbly Wobbly reviews
Wibbly Wobbly: a poem about words
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor
Quirks
Quirks: a poem about the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, 4th Doctor
The Last of the Time Lords reviews
The Last of the Time Lords: a poem
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor is Sad reviews
The Doctor is Sad: a poem
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
GERONIMO reviews
Geronimo: a poem about regeneration
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Donna's Farewell reviews
Donna's children wait in the hospital for her to die. And who's the new Doctor come to see her?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Ood on the Loo reviews
Ood on the Loo: a poem Pond Life
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Ood, Rory W. - Complete
Ode to the Doctor reviews
Ode to the Doctor: a Poem (series 5-7)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Nargles: A Love Story reviews
Nargles are real, and they predict the future of your love life. Watch Hogwarts' famous couples find love or rejection as seen from the eyes of a lurking Nargle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters Home reviews
The story of Albus's time at Hogwarts told through a series of letters home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Albus S. P.
Another Werewolf? reviews
Sirius Black never married. When the story of Harry Potter was told, there was no mention of a girlfriend. It can be assumed that during his Hogwarts days he dated, but many think he never had any serious relationships. They are wrong. There was one girl… OC death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Bike: Rose's Story reviews
It was Harry's fault for letting her ride it. Rose loved that bike. So you can imagine her devastation one summer when she saw it parked in front of her uncle's house with a For Sale sign on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Names reviews
Ever wonder why they named him Harry? Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Are You Crying? reviews
Rose comes into the common room with tears on her face, and Scorpius tries to comfort her. Things are not always as they seem. Rated for one swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Drabblish things reviews
some may not be considered drabbles, hence the title. basically anything too short to be a separate story. various genres and characters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Hug Your Child reviews
Hug your child, or they might turn out to be Death Eaters, and we wouldn't want that...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate or Strawberry reviews
Because ice cream flavor preference can be directly linked to IQ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Music and Meetings reviews
"It's good to be able to play an instrument. Who knows, maybe you'll meet the girl you marry through music, like I did." My story of how Draco and Astoria got together. A bit of a companion to "Late Night Music and Kisses" though they both can stand alon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Maybe Dancing's Not So Bad reviews
Rose Weasley does not want to go to the annnual Spring Formal dance. But now that she's there, maybe it isn't as bad as she thought... Rather girly. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
His Hands reviews
Everybody has something that they notice first about a person when they meet, although some people don't realize they notice. For some, it's the person's hair style, or eye color. For me, it's their hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Return reviews
Basically, the epilogue that was missing from the final book.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Gregor, Luxa - Complete
Late Night Music and Kisses reviews
It was by chance that he saw her. He had forgotten a book at the table where he and Al had been studying. He came back alone. And there she was, in the corner of the room, swaying slightly as she played music only she could hear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
So I'm Dead reviews
Snape meets Lily and James after he dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Missing Scene reviews
Just a little scene I thought was missing from the third book.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
A Drapple Drabble reviews
A Drapple Drabble. Won't make sense unless you've seen AVPM/S. Rated for one swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
The Truth About Santa reviews
Bartimaeus tells Nathaniel the truth about Santa Claus.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
A New Guise reviews
Oneshot. Bartimaeus comes back to earth under a new master in the future.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Swing Dancing reviews
Holly and Artemis go to a swing dance. Just a twoshot; me trying to be cute. as usual, T because I'm more paranoid than Foaly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beckett has a DS reviews
Beckett has a DS. But something's wrong with it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Beckett F. - Complete
A Talking Chicken reviews
Myles does a little experimenting...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Artemis F., Myles F. - Complete
The Original Angel Experiment reviews
Basically my OC joins the flock. Not a bad story. Rated T cause i am seriously paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Complete
Just a Thief reviews
I don't know when it was that I first fell in love with him. Was it my first arrest? Or the first time he was the officer that interrogated me? I can't really say. I do remember the first time I saw him...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Trouble K. - Complete
Contacts or Glasses reviews
Myles and Beckett visit the eye doctor. Based on my own experience with contacts.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Beckett F., Myles F. - Complete
Artemis the Hunter, or Archery reviews
Artemis teaches Holly archery. "Artemis the hunter. I hunted you." He just might be hunting Holly. T cause I'm more paranoid than Foaly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Magical Elf and the Flatulent Dwarf reviews
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee. Song from Open Season. Characters from Artemis Fowl. Rated T for cussing in Author Note.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Grub K. - Complete
Lucky Charms reviews
Holly discusses the Lucky Charms dude with the Twins. Beckett wants to be a leprechaun. Kinda stupid, i started babbling. But there's chocolate coins! Not sure what to rate it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Holly S., Beckett F. - Complete
Déjà vu reviews
Hope Short: first female captain in LEPretrieval. Athena Fowl, 12 year old genius. Sound Familiar? Mostly my own characters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Holly S. - Complete
me, mysELF, and I reviews
Opal tries to get revenge, but her plans backfire again. Now Artemis is an Elf? Rated T cause I'm more paranoid than Foaly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Pickup Chix reviews
Chix Verbil is a pervert. Now he's trying to get a relative of Holly's to go out with him. She's a Short. He doesn't stand a chance. Rated T cause I'm more paranoid that Foaly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Chix V. - Complete