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Joined 09-23-11, id: 3278786, Profile Updated: 05-09-14
Author has written 11 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Hellsing, and Naruto.

A message, if you please, to at least 90% of the readers who have added a story of mine to their favorites, put it on an alert, or have done similar: Y U NO REVIEW??


Gomen ne, watashi kitto dame na ko dakara.


Fave Pairings to Read:

Ouran High School Host Club:
Haruhi x Kyoya
Tamaki x Kyoya

Naruto:
Orochimaru x Anko
Orochimaru x Jiraiya
Konan x Nagato/Pain
Sakura x Kakashi
Hidan x Kakuzu
Itachi x Sasuke

Fruits Basket:
Shigure x Tohru

Air Master:
Maki x Julietta

Hetalia:
Germany x Italy

Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler:
Sebastian x Ciel
Sebastian x Grell

Soul Eater:
Stein x Maka
Stein x Medusa

School Rumble:
Tenma x Harima

Kodomo no Jikan:
Rin x Aoki
Rin x Reiji

Hellsing:
Alucard x Integra

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The OHC by The Obsidian Angel reviews
A darker more corrupt Ouran High. The same characters. Plus drugs, sex, alcohol, scandal, and pairings galore. Who can stay clean amongst the chaos? NEW CHAPTER: Tamaki and Kyouya meet up to talk out their issues, but actions speak louder than words. Especially where Mommy and Daddy are concerned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,308 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
His jealousy, Her passion by water phoneix2 reviews
When Haruhi is put in an awkward situation by one of her clients she does something quite stupid. What will Kyoya's response be?Kyoya isn't used to not getting his own way once he's decided on something and Haruhi isn't used to submitting.please r r enjoy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,000 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 558,887 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,845 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Sentinel of Shadows by BonJiro reviews
When opportunity strikes, the window is swift and fleeting. Ganondorf, taking an old trick from his foes and disguising himself as a Shiekah, takes a chance and finds himself guarding the Hyrulian Royal Family's most precious treasure; Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 278,382 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda
It's Elementary by raining-down-hearts reviews
Spirit just can't handle the thought of his darling daughter having sex; luckily for Soul, Maka's not about to take her father's meddling without dealing out some revenge.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Franken Stein, Maka A., Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Atonement by Audemed reviews
In the interests of anonymity, I will only say that I work in the mental health-care department of Konoha. Things being as they are in a shinobi village, we get more than our fair share of strange patients; one of them specifically has been on my mind lately. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Eight Little Hellions by werewolfbleu reviews
On her way home from a mission our favorite pink haired Kuniochi saves eight baby wolves from a fiery death. Little does she know that the little hellions that steal her heart are none other than the dreaded Akatsuki. Will Sakura abandon them? Or will she give up the life she's made in Konoha to be with the very men who want to capture her best friend? Ita/Saku pairing. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,928 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Only Answer by WallofIllusion reviews
Medusa raises her child. 3300 words of solid child abuse, you have been warned. Spoilers up to and including chapter 87 of the manga. Please read author's notes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Medusa G., Crona - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas by FluffyWithAGun reviews
The Akatsuki celebrate Christmas, it's horrible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Strangeness & Charm by modest.giant reviews
Stein is not a man of romantic notions, whereas his roommate is full of them. It had never occurred to him before to explore the fundamentals of a romantic relationship, and least of all with his roommate. And yet, he can't help wondering. On hiatus until further notice.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
Salvation Is Yours If You'll Take It by Lady Sanzennine reviews
Blood and sex. Immortality yearns for death - but life crawls by, in the moments between the tedium, in the rush of a shattered throat, in the blush of a virgin thrall.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Alucard
Thinking Too Much by RighterWriter reviews
Stein blows up at Spirit over a little missed sleep. K plus for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Purpose by Andrivette reviews
Being alone is the heaviest weight of all, and he never imagined he would have the chance to breathe. Crona drabble
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Newton's Third by fortunesque reviews
Courier number Six is the center of unwanted attention as every power in the Mojave scrambles to figure out her forgotten identity. What will she choose?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 233,597 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Martyrs by Ryunn Kazan reviews
He made her suffer and now it's time to return the favor. But sometimes you can't help but want to forgive...especially when your Sensei's hot as ****! Starts when Anko is sixteen and goes on from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 187,756 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
An Average Morning For Sasuke by Dosu Disciple reviews
Just another morning for Sasuke. He's such a morning kind of guy. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Life of a Mad Scientis by The Illusionist's Wings04 reviews
We all know Stein: the crazy scientist that lives down the block in a stitched-up lab. But maybe there's a little more to this malevolent soul? Read to find out!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Franken Stein - Complete
Dissent by LuteLyre reviews
You would've. But you didn't. Anko Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Good Night by damienne is dead reviews
Alucard indulges in pleasure and pain as he watches his master sleep.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Say What You Mean, Do What You Say by Maggie Danger reviews
Kyouya and Tamaki make a very, very bad decision one night, then follow it up with more that are possibly worse.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,321 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
If It's Not Love by Techno Skittles reviews
He had locked the door. He had trapped her. He had planned it all. But none of it was for love. Not even close.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Scheiße by Alaeryn reviews
Germany finally gives in to his little, lusty Italy. But what happens when he, at long last, tastes his sweet gelato lover? It is the beginning of a dismantling addiction. Strong sexual themes. Yaoi. Read, enjoy, and review! More to come.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Crystal Clear by maple the wacky tree reviews
"What does Tamaki have that I lack?" Kyouya asked quietly. He didn't expect Haruhi to answer. Actually, he really didn't even mean to say that out loud. It just sort of escaped his lips before he could really think, something he tried to avoid doing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Lolita by FilledeMarius reviews
Integra muses on Nabokov and its relation to her circumstances, past and present, before a rather intense encounter with Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Integra, Alucard
Taste by Akiru chan reviews
The few times Ciel had allowed Sebastian to sample his body were infrequent events that only helped to stir the demon's hunger.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Take Your Shot by inbox reviews
Sometimes the most straightlaced of people can surprise you. A slash Arcade Gannon/Craig Boone adventure written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - C. Boone, Arcade G. - Complete
Why Is It Always With You? by Jochamon reviews
Kyouya's father tries to get Haruhi and Kyouya together, but that is the LEAST of their problems. M rated for later chapters. "Haruhi…you should know that anything I do to you should always make you uncomfortable."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Accident by Emasaur reviews
Stein swears the situation started out innocent! Crack.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Darkest Passion by chinky-FIED reviews
Shigure's novel is due in three days, but w/ writers block it seems nearly impossible. Until a certain flower gives him the inspiration he needs. When Tohru gets ahold of it, her feeling for him take a turn for the worst. Or maybe not. Rate:M - COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tohru H., Shigure S.
Seek and Destroy by Zetsubel reviews
Kisame is sent after a pregnant Hyuuga, who's only mistake was getting caught up in Itachi's misguided plot to return Sasuke to heterosexuality. Beauty fell for the Beast who's only interest is her grisly accidental death. //Modern AU, KisaHina\\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hinata H., Kisame H.
The One with the Green Thumb by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Lullaby by shallowswan reviews
Rip Van Winkle's final thoughts upon meeting her death at the hands of the No Life King. One Shot. STRONG M!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rip Van Winkle, Alucard - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Candlelight by DrerrRedclaw reviews
How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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Nymphet reviews
Maka demands extra training on her own from Stein, but she develops some rather confusing feelings for the teacher, which he is all too aware of.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A.
Happy reviews
Stein talks with one of his beloved subjects. Drabble.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Franken Stein - Complete
Creeper reviews
Anko wanders into her Sensei's open room one night, for reasons she is unsure of, to meet a goal she hadn't thought of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Ghost reviews
Asura finds interest in a seemingly boring young girl. AsuraxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Asura, Maka A.
Simple reviews
Just a story about Crona, and his homecoming with Medusa. Some MakaxCrona. Contains spoilers for manga only.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Crona, Medusa G. - Complete
Dreams reviews
There is a bit of Asura in everyone. Drabble. Think of this as a first person-account, if you please.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Asura - Complete
Can't Sleep reviews
Alucard made a mistake, and drops in unexpectedly to tell Integra about it.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
For Want of a Nail reviews
A chat between a young master and servant goes very differently than expected.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
La Vita è Dolore reviews
Stein thinks about what happens sometimes.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Locked Up reviews
Kyoya and Haruhi are accidentally locked in the host club room for an entire weekend. (Plans to continue!)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,030 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
My Way of Love reviews
Maka visits Stein while he is under house-arrest, hoping only to cheer him and spend time with him. She soon finds that she got more than she bargained for. One-Shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete