TheAnonymousAgent506
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Joined 01-18-03, id: 327926
Author has written 4 stories for Marching Band, and Lord of the Rings.
NOTE: Any outstanding issues with my fan fics that I feel need addressing will be addressed in my blog (see my site). Thanks.

ALSO NOTE:Any long term absences will be noted in my blog, so if you don't know why I'm updating, chances are, it will be explained in there.

Hey! I'm back after my long (too long) reprieve. I'll post the old stories and I'll post some new ones and I'll add chapters to the ones I never finished. Enjoy...again! See website for bio and things.

I am TheAnonymousAgent506, formerly TheScholarlyHobbit. But most call me Audra...or Aud...or freak...but you can call me Aud.

My life's ambition is to become a band director, and the next one is to write a book.

If you are looking for biting humor, please read my fan fics, or view my site. I don't feel like being witty right now.

Please visit my site! It's large, and largely obsessive. If you love band, and you love LOTR, you'll find this at least mildy amusing! All I ask is a little love and recognition! Thanks so much.

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The Tale of Marian by Rana1 reviews
In today's world, a woman searches for her path and finds it laid before her in a most unusual way. A Haldir romance, eventually, but is it the Haldir we remember from the third age, or has he changed?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,415 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Fatherhood by Evening Nightshade reviews
Two generations of fathers reflect as they hold their new born sons. Part Two added, story complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
The Lord of Hogwarts by MidnightandMoonlight reviews
HP meets LOTR! Hehehe... This should be fun. 4 HP characters end up in the council of Elrond and join the Fellowship. Enjoy! Chapter 6 finally up!
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003
Meet You There by ahi182 reviews
on hiatus..go to profile for details
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,604 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The One Where Voldemort Kidnaps Us by polydora reviews
Voldemort kidnaps Hermione and the cast of Friends, forcing them to continue the show because he was a big fan (hence his Friends t-shirt and cap). Now Harry must save Hermione and the cast! Written by Kelly and I. Remember: It's a parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Harry Potter and TO BE ANNOUNCED by Breck reviews
I couldn't wait for book 6, so I'sums decided to write me own. NEW: Harry arrives at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes for the summer; he and Ron worry about getting into Potions. (WARNING: Spoilers galore!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004
Between the Woods and Frozen Lake by slipstream reviews
While traveling on horse-back across a frozen Shire to visit the Tooks for Yule, a sudden accident leaves Frodo on the brink of winter and a battle hardened Pippin to care for him. (Part 2 posted)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
Two Hands by Coneflower Adams reviews
See the moment Sam and Rosie fall in love. Never can have enough SamRosie fics!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Samwise G., Rosie C.
Welcome to Arcadia by Chyna Rose reviews
An odd duck this one is. In a non-space, he is asked to remember who he is. Yet it is hard to remember that he is. A look at what it means to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Harry P.
Boy of Rohan by Thirteen Black Roses reviews
How would a young boy feel about being conscipted to fight against the Uruk-hai in Helm's Deep? How would a child who's only heard stories of Elves react to actually meeting one? A brief one-shot focusing on a young boy in Helm's Deep before the Uruk-Ha
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Safe in Ada's Arms by Iamme2 reviews
Celeborn helps Celebrian through the nightmares.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Elrond, Galadriel
When Rivendell was Carefree by eriathwen reviews
Ever wonder why Rivendell sobered up so much after 'The Hobbit? Read here to find out. Told from Bilbo's POV, set during the Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Bilbo B., Arwen U.
If Only by GlassJaw reviews
A girl is trapped in a nightmarish castle of ME with Gollum ... I suck at summeries
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Gollum
Harry Potter meets LOTR by tbird09 reviews
This is a freaky Harry gone gay sorta thingy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Perils of Teaching With Elves by Araflower and Sunlily reviews
(by Araflower and Sunlily) We wrote this when we were bored. What if the Fellowship characters were high school teachers? Coffee, pot, and shagging in the supply closet. WARNING: contains SLASH! This means BOYS doing it with BOYS! We love reviews!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003
The Fish Are Happy by Leaviel reviews
Gollum writes poetry...BAD poetryWARNING: if you don't like reading random things DO NOT READ!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Gollum
Broomstick Waxing by Jedusor reviews
Ginny is waxing her broom. Lee shows up. A conversation, tickling and snogging ensue. No, the title is not a metaphor. Sickos. Please read and (you guessed it!) review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Ginny W., Oliver W.
Happy Brithday Frodo by Seraphine Rose reviews
I cant sum it up, but its in honor Of Frodo and Bilbo' s Birthday, Please Read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Twilight by Regina L reviews
Two of the dwarves at Bilbo's party learn how hard it is to say no to a Took . . . especially a female one. Written for the HASA onlist birthday challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
In Your Head by JadeWerewolf reviews
Tom Riddle and Voldemort fic. See how Voldie really is, in his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Voldemort
Just This Once by Phantom Quill reviews
A one-shot fic about Lucius Malfoy. Hopefully it's kinda funny but still pretty dark...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Lucius M. - Complete
Pippin's Tales by Highland-Spring reviews
A look at the life of Pippin, from growing up, to feeling tragady and loss, this a story about Pippin's life and the journey of Growing Up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Peregrin T.
Friendship by Tim H. Smith reviews
How did "the gang" Snape hung out with in school all become Death Eaters? How high was their opinion of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Severus S., Bellatrix L.
Hunting Ada by sheraiah reviews
The elven version of 'Hide and Seek'. A rare day off for King Thranduil and his small son. COMPLETE Winner Best Elfling catagory 2005 MPA.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Beautiful and Brokenhearted by V.M. Bell reviews
*STAND-ALONE FIC* She thought it would last until eternity, but then eternity came...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Purify my soul by Blue Crow reviews
Snape is 16, and is loved by another... will he return his love for her? (a lot of spiritual feelings in here ppl! p.s it's quite sad)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Severus S.
The Matrix Reloaded: For Dummies by ReaderZero reviews
The world famous reviewer Reader in only my 3rd story under this penname. This story is for everyone who saw the movie and went 'DUH!!!'. Oh, vengeance flames are accepted and encouraged. I'm a sick guy.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2003
What is going on? by Pointy-Eared Bowtwanger reviews
*Slash*... 'There are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world'... but what exactly did Gandalf mean? And how can the fellowship defeat this new evil that can control their very actions? very, very silly...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,409 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 3/2/2002
Believe by Lel Vagor reviews
Legolas has mysteriously disappeared....dun dun dun! Please R+R, but remember - this is my *first* LOTR fic! Sprry for the rating and title change, I screwed up. Don't hurt me!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Legolas
~Spin the Hobbit~ by Pointy-Eared Bowtwanger reviews
*Mild slash* Very silly stuff.......
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002
Fool of a Took by eretria reviews
Curiosity killed the cat – but what did it do to Pippin? (post The Palantir)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
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The Lord of the Lyres, The Fellowship of the Lyre reviews
Re-release of 2003-2004 original.LOTL:FOTL-Theatrical Version. The One Lyre, bane of Concert Band, comes into the hands of Franky the French Horn player. Can he and the Fellowship of the Lyre keep it from the 9 Percussionists? Thanks to Elise and her Lyre
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004
Should Have Practiced Yesterday reviews
A parody of "Yesterday" by the Beatles. A random person freaks out about auditions...AND SINGS AT THE SAME TIME!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004
Captain Adam reviews
A tribute to my favorite drum major. A parody of "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles. The story of my life, which could only end in tragedy...fun tragedy!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2004
Legolas in the City reviews
A re-release and slight re-working of my 2003 original. Legoals finds himself in modern-day St. Louis. Can his new guide Milo guide him safely through the world today? But more importantly, can he teach him to WORK A ZIPPER! WARNING: HAS NO REAL PLOT!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Legolas