Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
hello world my name is cheshire97 also known as jade (not telling you my last name) and dont ask my last name that means you r a PEDOBEAR oh yeah i said PEDOBEAR and ill keep sayin it
now that were past all the pleasantries take me to your LEADER just kidding im very randomeXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD oh yeah randomness
okay now for some facts about ... yeah you guessed it ME!!!
and many other thins i couldnt be bothered to mention
colour hair its a dark brown and naturally curly
oh yeah you so wish you were me
eye colour its green with yellow around the black pupil (yeah my eyes are wierdos) LEMONS
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Him- Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before?
Her- Yes, And That's Why I Don't Go There Anymore.
2 days later
Him- Where Have You Been All My Life?
Her- Hiding From You.
later in library
Him- Is This Seat Empty?
Her- Yes, And This One Will Be Too If You Sit Down.
later after school
Him- Your Place Or Mine?
Her- Both. You Go To Yours And I'll Go To Mine.
at lunch time the next day
Him- What Do You Do For A living?
Her- I'm A Female Impersonator
later in the park
Him- Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?
Her- Do Not Enter
at a resturant i the morning
Him- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
later at luch summer job
Him- Your Body Is Like A Temple
Her- Sorry, There Are No Services Today.
in the store
Him- I'd Go To The End Of The World For You
Her- But Would You Stay There?
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART
, ¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢ℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση'т мαкє уσυ SKINNY
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟ єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.
avatar the last air bender
listening to dubstep
(and here is a side not i have dyslexia so my stories might be poorly structured so im really sorry)
That awkward moment when Lord Voldemort decides to give you a hug* XD
and other useless shizz XD and tats all she wrote for now XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
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