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Author has written 3 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Left 4 Dead, and Rise of the Guardians.
Major Nightcrawler fan. Major Angel fan. Major Marvel fan. Major zombies fan. Major Jack Frost fan.
Had another account (Name's Junglebird I think?) With a L4D fic featuring my long-time OC Eric the Screamer. I created this account because I forgot the username, password, and email to the other account.
I find that profiles can create a prejudice towards a person, so I'll just stick the inactive and active stories here and random night blogger's thoughts below that. Love!
And now for the funny:
"I was so high i cried because i realized snakes are just tails with faces" puff
"What if eyeballs have buts but we just don't know because they're hidden in our skull" shibaprincess
"do you think soda cans are alive and each time you take one out of the pack and open it you're really snapping it's neck and drinking it's blood in front of it's family" bellus-puga-pyga
"I wish I cried macaroni because i would get free macaroni and that would make me so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more macaroni" angrybagel
"what if ur bellybutton screamed when u covered it w/ a shirt cuz its scared of the dark"/"How fucking high was I last night" biteythevillian
"I'm pretty sure if hamsters could speak they would all have british accents" andrvw
"HWHAT IF SOMEONE GAVE BIRTH AND IT WAS JUST KFC LIKE THEY JUST GAVE BRITH TO FRIED CHICKEN AND T HE DOCTOR STARRTED EATING IT" homurahomo
"what if instead of a face i just had a bowl of freshly steamed vegetables" lampsnake
"if you poop in holy water does that make it holy shit" moeartea
"What if Slenderman was outside your window while you were watching a funny video on youtube and you turn to open the window and youre so terrified you cant even scream and he just whispers
play it again" ask-wendy-testaburger