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Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Brave, 2012, Xiaolin Showdown, Hunger Games, Avengers, Teen Titans, Red Dawn, X-Men: Evolution, Mission: Impossible, CSI: New York, Kingdom Hearts, and Troy.
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!: I know I haven't really been on here in a loooooong time, but I will not be posting/updating anystories until further notice. My laptop has broken and until I either A) get a new on, or B) get this one back to working condition, I will not be on here. SO SO SO SORRY!
Okay, Here's alittle bit about me:
I'm a jacked up American that loves Ireland, Japan, China, and bacon. I'm crazy, quiet, a loner, and smart. I draw manga, anime, write, alot. I also am one of the few people that actually read anymore. *glares at most of my classmates* I am a huge LOTR, HP, Hetalia, Sonic, and Vocaliod fanatic.
Favorite pairings are:
Sonic the Hedgehog:
Okay so I just got into Lord of the Rings; Thanks alot Legolas *sarcasim* so my fave pairings for them are:
In case you haven't noticed, I like yaoi. I also like yuri to a degree...
My favorite characters for each of my fave fandoms are:
My current fave... LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies' eyes.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.
98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you’re one of the 3 percent that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!', copy and paste this into your profile
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day), CinderXKaoru(But of course!), ILuvHikaruAndKaoru. Ebony-chan and Ivory-chan (Ivory ya gotta stop doin that!), Magician of Khemet ( I have developed a very healthy fear of steps, to put it lighly...), Rodarolla2
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Lord of the Rings, who can express herself better with words, and knows enough of the little things to take the time to stand in the rain and sing.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, MadCatta, True Colours, CC.V.RG, Rodarolla2
If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, CC.V.RG, Rodarolla2
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. Do your part to end homophobia!
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in the year 2010 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheer leading a sport You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (i like shopping at the mall, just not randomly hanging out there all day). You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything
May need a tissue
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road,
the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.
Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Mommy, I Love You!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Everytime you pass this on, you give a chance to those who didn't say: 'Good bye'.
It's okay to cry. I did, so can you
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
YAOI FANGIRL SURVEY
You are a Yaoi Fangirl IF...
[ ] 'UKE' follows half your guy friend's names (eg: Matt-Uke) 'SEME' follows the other half (eg: Sean-Seme), even though they'd kill you if they knew what it meant, and you've secretly paired them all off. (Points for having more than two people in a 'pair' ;) or Semuke!)
[x] 'Fights' between male characters automatically become 'Lovers Spats.' For example: "I hate you so much, go die," and "I hate you more you loser," is yaoi code for, "I'm secretly in love with you and have been for years!" and "Me too! Let's go make out!"
[x] You giggle to yourself hearing a name that has 'Yuri', 'Uke' or 'Seme' in it.
[ ] You have a whole new view on twincest
[x] You know what twincest is without having to ask a senpai
[x] Your mother/father/sibling/carer have yelled at you for 'SQUEE'ing (My parents were watching Mirro Mirror and I started fangirling over the king person played by Sean Bean)
[ ] You've practiced your 'SQUEE' on a microphone, and are thinking of writing a 'SQUEE SONG'
[x] DeviantART has become your second home
[x] You're guilty of using Japanese words in everyday speech, which really pisses your friends off and probably offends Japanese people.
[x] Extra points if you've written them in letters or homework.
[ ] You strongly believe in the saying 'everyone's at LEAST 10% gay', any character with a girlfriend must be in denial (points for any fanart you've done involving the girlfriend being tortured horribly)
[x] Tissues are kept by your computer for those all important Yaoi moments in your favourite manga (COUGH nosebleeds COUGH)
[ ] Your fanfiction.net favourites list consists of only 'M' rated fics
[x] Your excuse for not doing your homework was you were still too starry eyed from that fanfiction you read last night
[ ] You get annoyed at fanfiction writers who put the OBVIOUS Uke's name first
[x] When two of your favourite characters become canon you run around telling everyone 'I TOLD YOU SO'
[ ] Your entire sketchbook is filled with guys, mostly bishies.
[ ] You've made at least one fanwork of your fave uke character in a female cosplay
[ ] You've been kicked out of your local library for drooling on the keyboards
[x] You know what 'MPreg' is (Legolas...)
[ ] You've actually said to someone 'I can out-fangirl you!' (EXTRA points if you're male)
[x] When you first discovered the word 'Otaku' you began referring to yourself as one
[x] You're reading this and nodding furiously
ANOTHER Yaoi Fangirl Survey!
1. [ ] You watch Yaoi on a regular baisis. ( well, does Hetalia count?) 2. [ ] You feel that you have seen everything out there. 3. [x] If someone mentions a yaoi name you start squealing. 4. [ ] If I say "Mitsaki is sooo KAWAII!" you know who I am talking about. 5. [x] You draw yaoi in your notebook. 6. [x] You make sure to give one guy longish hair when you doodle so you can say its a girl and you don't look like a pervert. (well, I've seen said characters with said hair and it looks good on them!) 7. [x] You openly tell people that the doodle is two gay guys because you are proud. 8. [x] You have written/are writing a yaoi fan fic. 9. [x] When watching any anime you look at guy characters and pair them up with one another, even if they hate eachother. 10.[x] You squeal when you see two guys hug. 11.[x] Even if the hug is just a man-hug. 12.[ ] You have taken the Seme or Uke quiz (THERE'S A QUIZ ABOUT THAT?! *runs off to find it*) 13.[x] You know what the words seme and uke mean. (pfft, duh! How can you be a yaoi fangirl and NOT know what the seme and uke are?!) 14.[ ] You have made everyone you know take the quiz, just to see what they get. 15.[ ] By everyone you mean everyone, not just guys. 16.[x] You read yaoi fan fictions on a regular baisis. 17.[ ] You have a shirt that says "Seme" or "Uke" on it. 18.[x] You have seen a guy somewhere and you have thought "he is so uke.." or "he is SO seme..." 19.[ ] You have a friend who is a guy and you have asked him to do a yaoi pose with another guy so you can post it on your DA account. 20.[ ] If you have done that and if the guy said yes, you dress him up as an anime character. 21.[ ] You have cursed the owner of the bookstore when you see the yaoi manga is covered with plastic wrap and you can't open it. 22.[ ] You are under age 18 and have seen and loved 18 yaoi. (*blushes furiously* I was reading a Sonadow mpreg fic and I stumbled across said scene. I skipped over it!) 23.[ ] You have an account on Yaoi-Haven.com 24.[x] You have gone crazy looking for a yaoi website. 25.[ ] You have made OTHER people crazy by making them help you find a yaoi website. 26.[x] When you hear a love song sung by a guy you wonder if he is singing to a guy or a girl. 27.[ ] You try to find out if any guys in your school are gay just so you can talk to them. 28.[ ] If there is a gay guy in your school, you have asked him if he likes yaoi. 29.[ ] You have forced your friends to watch yaoi even if they call you a pervert. 30.[ ] You make sure nobody knows you watch yaoi, so you can have it all to yourself.
Now count up your total!
1 - 5 Why are you taking this quiz?! 5 - 10 ...you need a link to a site or something? You must watch MORE! 10 - 15 You need MORE. MORE MORE MORE. 15 - 20 You're getting there, keep it up! 20 - 25 You are a fan! AHHH! Yay!! You WIN 25 - 30 SUPER FAN! YOU ARE A SUPER FAN! I BOW TO YOU! *bows*
If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight!
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Mikomi no Tsuioku(Cassy-chan), lostmoonchild, tranquilitygal95, Odd the Shadow Lord, Teen-Lyokofan7777, Taffioka, LyokoWarrior1994, oathkeeper65, Rodarolla2