Hey my name is well Booklover9477 according to this and I am a huge bookworm. That may have brought up some weird mental images. It was meant to. Well Im kinda new to this whole fandom account thing though that shouldn't fool you I am no stranger to fanfics. I kinda started this profile so i can organize favorite stories pretty much, So I can't wait to have them available whenever I want them. That is all I guess until I add more stuff or delete this since it sounds kinda embarrassing.
Until next time!
Well i figured out what was wrong about my profile...If you guessed no personal (or otherwise) info on me then you guessed right!so here it goes...
I am very addicted to books, the Internet, and Chocolate. My future goals would be to go into medical field, Travel to european countries (like England!), and to befriend a european (or foreign person) or a goth. I love different languages and think accents are sexy (on guys no offense to all the ladies who have sexy accents).
MY FAVORITE BOOKS or at leat favorite fanfics about:
- Southern Vampire Mysteries (SVM) or sookie stackouse novels if you prefer
- Harry Potter
- Twilight (even though I make fun of it a lot)
- Harry Dresden (though no fanfics about him)
- Mortal Instruments series
- Tigers Curse saga
- Dark Huntress series (though I haven't read any fanfics with those..hmmm)
- Narnia (mostly when it's fanfic crossovers)
And well I like to read mostly anything supernatural or fantasy.
MY FAVORITE SHOW(s):
- Vampire Diaries (Caroline Rulz)
- Supernatural (even though I've stopped watching the show obsessively)
- Hart of Dixie (that's an awesome show!)
- Smash (another awesome show!)
- Awake (do I even have to say it again??...I actually didn't finish it ugh my bad)
- Teen Wolf (SO MUCH EYE CANDY)
- Teen Titans original and Teen Titans Go!
- The Big Bang Theory (May Shamy forever live on)
well who can pick really?
-X MEN (for fanfics though the movies are awesome...Hugh Jackmen yeah!) mostly
- Rogue/cyclops (not all of those suck)
I dont like Ice Man or should I say Ice Boy at all or the fact she gave up her powers >[
MY FAVORITE PAIRINGS (really only pairings i read on fanfics):
Hermionie with anyone but Ron so...
- Hermione/Sirius (my version of sirius, so young and hot or looks young and hot!)
- Hermionie/Fred or George (really their "opposites attract" couple is cute)
- Hermionie/Severus (again with the youngish and more tall,dark, and handsome...in my mind)
- Hermionie/Remus (more "sexy beast" or just connection together)
- Hermionie/weasly brother (most of the time Charlie)
and well you get the picture
Bella with anyone besides edward, though mostly
- Sookie/Eric (cuz they are awesome together)
- Caroline Forbes/Niklaus "Klaus" Mikaelson (Klaroline til the end)
- Chloe Sullivan/Oliver "Ollie" Queen (Smallville)
- Felicity Smoak/Oliver Queen (Arrow)
- Megamind/Roxanne Ritchie (I love this pairing and the movie, seriously beautiful green eyes too)
- Rapunzel/Flynn Rider (Tangled, one of the best Disney/princess movies EVER)
Darcy Lewis with an Avenger or other Marvel character though my favorite are...
- Darcy Lewis/Loki Laufeyson (Is that even his last name or how its spelled...?)
- Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
I also like her with Tony Stark or Captain America (a.k.a Steve Rogers) though there aren't as many as I wish :'(
My FAVORITE CROSSOVERS:
- Bella/somebody (some dude)
my favoites though are:
- Bella/Damon Salvatore
- Bella/Nico D'Angelo
- Bella/ Dean Winchester
- Hermione/somebody (some dude)
my favorite though are:
- Hermione/Dean or Sam W.
- Hermione/Nico D'Angelo or Percy (preferably Nico)
- Hermione/Paul (from twilight)
- Hermione/and one of the superheroes! Like
- Captin America
- Iron Man
And probably more I can't remember right now. Though there aren't that many out there :(. If you're interested in thoses pairings you should look up Blinded-Kit she's one of my fav. Fanfic writers and she has a bunch of Hermione crossovers especially superhero ones.
MY FAVORITE ACTORS (aka guys I think are hot):
- Alexander Skarsgard -Eric Northman
- Ian Somerhalder -Damon Salvatore
- Jackson Rathborne -Jasper (Twilight)
- Jake Gyllenhaal -Prince of Persia
- Logan Lerman (He is too adorable and cute) - Percy Jackson or Perks of being a Wallflower
- Hugh Jackman (No explanation needed, unless you're blind or he just doesnt do it for you in which case WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,
and many more I cant remember right now
MY FAVORITE MUSIC:
anything with a good beat and lyrics (sometimes not even the lyrics)
I love dance (even though I can't) music and remixes
Favorite Quotes (that I can remember right now):
- Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then its hilarious!
- Always smile it makes people wonder what your up to
- When you feel like Nobody likes you Nobody cares aqboutyou Everyone is ignoring you and people are jealous of you You should ask yourself...Am I TOO SEXY?
- "Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the floor." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!"
- I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
- Sometimes I wonder, "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
- Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- I used to have super powers than my therapist took them away.
- I ran with scissors and lived !
- Don't mess with me Ive got a stick
- You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
- The voices in my head tell me you're all crazy to think that I need a therapist.
- If your Dad is mad and says, "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer him.
- You laugh at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid.
- Everyone is entitled to their opinions. It's just that yours are stupid.
- If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- HAHAHA ! HAHAHAHA..wait..what?
and well I'll add more when I use my trustee "favorite quotes" notebook next time
More funny stuff:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: Hey Baby, What's your sighn?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they recieved:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed
I thought I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
wasn't that awesome! I love that poem!
These are funny quotes I got from one of my closest friends Amy or music-freak10159 to the fanfiction world ;)
Funny quotes from amy :
- The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like "WTF did I just write?"
- I hate when cashiers ask, "Is that everything?" Uh nope, I'd also like all this invisible shit.
- I hate when you’re typing something long, look up & notice that you weren’t typing anything at all.
- If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring DORA. That bitch has everything in that backpack.
- After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.
- Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears, Duh!
- I suddenly realised, "Your walking around naked under your clothes!" I will probably never look at you the same again.
- (this is one of me and Amy's favorite) Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive.. "look at this bitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place. whore"
- Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out "the rapist" Sincerely, not lying down
- FEAR= [F]uck [E]verything [A]nd [R]un
- 2011: Come at me, bro. 1800: Advance towards me, brethren.
- When you're hungry and your stomach makes that dying cow sound every 8 seconds.
- Math questions are so stupid.. They're all like 'If i have 30 chocolate bars and i eat 29, what do i have?" I don't know, diabetes maybe?
- Mom: "Clean your room, family is coming over."..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.."
- "RAWR" Does NOT being "I love you" in dinosaur. Have you seen Jurassic Park?! Its more like "Bitch you better run! Ima have you for dinner!"
- Me:"I'm a wizard " Friend: "Prove it " Me: "Sorry, no magic outside Hogwarts "
- *11:11* I wish for... *11:12* Bitch i wasn't done!
- Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you.
- Taking a multiple choice test...a,b,a,c,a,c,b ...*doesn't know the answer*..well I haven't used d in awhile...
- "Fucking" is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense.
- "lmao, this movie isn't even scary!" ... *based on a true story* ... "oh shit."
- "Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place...
-When my friend isn't in school: 5%: I hope she's okay :/ 95%: THAT WHORE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
- Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test ? Sincerely, it feels awkward.
- I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where is my phone?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch, dumbass."
- That awkward moment when you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house.
- Hey, what's up?" "Gas prices" "You know what I mean, like... What's crackin'?" "Nutshells" "Really? Fine... What's poppin?" "Corn
- Running beside your best friend and pushing them into something
- Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Okay good. Because I didn't do my homework
- Strangers: "Excuse me, please." Family: "Let me get through." Best friends: "Get the fuck out of my way, bitch!"
- ''YOU STUPID COMPUTER!'' * Starts working* ''I'm so sorry...I love you.''
- “Hey, did you get a haircut?” No, I dyed the tips invisible.
- *Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”
- Saying a word over and over again .. Until it doesn't even sound normal anymore
- *FIRE ALARM.* TEACHER: "Okay kids, single file, please ..." ME: "MOVE, BITCH! I'm about to die!"
Man I love thoses quotes keep 'me coming Amy!
NOW ONTO MY FAVS.!