Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
This is in honor of my baby son:
Ten fingers, Ten toes
He's laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
He's sent to bless you
He's one special Baby
The best of life's treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
This is in honor of my best friends:
A friend will share their umbrella when you forget yours,
A best friend will take yours and run.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you,
A best friend will go up to him and say 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'
A friend will bail yo out of jail,
A good friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'We messed up didn't we?'
But a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'WHOA! That was fun. In ten years when we get out of this rat hole we're doing that again!"
A friend will be there when you break up,
A best friend will call him in the middle of the night under a private numbert and whisper 'Seven days until your death'
A friend will help you when you fall,
A best friend will laugh because he tripped you.
A friend will help yo find your Prince Charming,
A best friend will kidnap him and bring him to me
A friend helps you move,
A best friend helps you move the bodies.
A friend could tell one of your secrets,
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.
A friend will teach you to drive,
A best friend will help you push the car into the lake for insurance money.
A friend will go to a concert with me,
A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide you from the cops,
A best friend is the reason they're after you.
Theme Songs for my characters :D Woo!
How To Love
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Courtney Blanc - Fighter by Christina Aguilara
Apollo (He's not my creation, but he's still in the story) - 21 Guns by Green Day
Quinn Nakatsukasa - Butterfly by DDR
Cody Evans - I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy
Ella Rodriguez - Starships by Nicki Minaj
Carter Blanc - Bailamos by Enrique Inglesias
Connor Blanc -
ApolloXCourtney - Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings
Story is being worked on right now
You Make Me Feel Like
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Angel Goodwin - She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
NicoXAngel - Riot by Sugarcult
Story Currently Paused
Friday - Survivor by Destiny's Child
The Flock - WIP
IggyXFriday - Love Lockdown by Kanye West
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I Took The One Less Traveled By
Aylin Zwingli - Bring Me Back To Life by Evanescence
The Wolves - WIP
The Cullens - WIP
SethXAylin - Its Not Over by Daughtry
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If you think your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto you profile.
If your best friend is the type who would set your houses on fire just to hook the two of you up with fire men (or women) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have been ask more than once if you are ADHD copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you prefer the term anti-sane to YOU PSYCHO C&P
Edward is sparkly, flies, doesn't eat people, and lives in the forest. It's obvious he's a fairy princess. And Jacob? Well Jacob is a hackin' DOG! Why does everyone ignore Emmett? He's a hunk! And he's funny! :D I love Emmett.
List twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order.
2. Ryan (from Dead is So Last Year)
3. Patch (from Hush, Hush)
4. Iggy (from Maximum Ride)
5. Ash (from Iron Fey)
6. Travis Stoll (from Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
7. Damien (from House of Night)
8. Nudge (from Maximum Ride)
9. Stark (from House of Night)
10. Katniss (from The Hunger Games)
11. Laura Ingalls Wilder (from The Little House on the Prairie)
12. Meghan (from Iron Fey)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Um, no and I don't want to O.o
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dude, it's Iggy. 'Nuff said.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Is that even possible??????????
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ash/Stark or Ash/Katniss. I'd have to say Ash/Katniss but Ash and Meghan belong together!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Damien walking in on Ryan and Meghan making out.
Damien - Hey, guys, do you know where- *sees them making out* Nevermind... *walks out of the room*
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hell to the no...
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).
Gazzy and Damien are in a happy relationship until Stark runs off with Damien. Gazzy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nudge and a brief unhappy affair with Travis, then follows the wise advice of Ash and finds true love with Ash.
What title would you give this fic?
Gazzy Gets Around
15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Again, I'd laugh
17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Patch and Stark? I'd tell Nora and Zoey they're boyfriends are gay.
18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
le gasp* Katniss? I'd kick her ass!
19. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
The class would be awkward...
20. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
Comforting the Fey
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone says I'm pretty for some reason...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (girl, I swear all the time.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (It's a talent)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I'm not emo, I'm just depressed!)
I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (Well, I am tall, blonde, and blue eyed...)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Yay ghosts!)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (It's a habbit...)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Having a kid does that to you)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL. (I have, but it sucked.)
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT (fast matobolizm?)
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER. (Who can blame me? Sleeping in is awesome.)
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR (Child labour? SINCE WHEN?)
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR (I LOVE SINGING! :D)
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH (I really don't like math)
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY
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