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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3281477, Profile Updated: 05-01-15
Author has written 14 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Pokémon, Naruto, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Ib, Space Funeral, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Harry Potter, Professor Layton, Slender, and Ao Oni.

Well mind as well tell everyone about myself...

I'm an 18 year old guy with way too much on my plate. I guess I'll be getting popular through sheer numbers in the beginning. I use my phone for pretty much everything so it makes editing kind of hard. Also, I'm paranoid so I go through about 5 renditions of the same thing before I leave it alone.

Interests include: Jazz band, writing, public speaking, obscure games, math (oddly), and a number of useless skills.

I guess really the only thing to say is that the FNaF one shot compilation will probably never ever be fully complete.I'll bee continually adding to it.

Series of the Insanely Incompatible by The Potato Girl reviews
Join our journey as we go through our favorite and not-so-favorite pairings this fandom has to offer. Nobody is safe. Hide your OTPs, present your NOTPS because it's time. Parody, crackstories. Chapter 2: ItaSaku is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/21
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The Road to Being a God reviews
When Naruto is offered an insane power boost from a random deity, he of course accepts it. Too bad this means he has to go back in time and complications arise. (god!Naruto fic; Will probably update in a very long time.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 6/24 - Naruto U., OC
Itachi Hates Sasuke and Other Tales from the Uchiha Household reviews
Sasuke can be a dick sometimes, so Itachi hates him. Also stories about other things, like how Sasuke restored the Uchiha. More to come. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/17 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Scientist in a Magician's Court reviews
Harry has grown up thinking that logic and science can explain everything, but soon he finds out just how much these things can't explain. (Rational!HP fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/24 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Compilation of FNaF Oneshots reviews
Warning: Spoilers. Really just a mix of random one shots. They're serious in this collection. Crack ones will be posted as a standalone. Rated M for: Language, violence, gore, etc.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 3/30 - Mike Schmidt, The Puppet, The Murderer, Springtrap - Complete
FNaF Crack Oneshot Compilation reviews
This is essentially a compilation of FNaF crack fics as implied by the title. Most if not all of them are written when I'm too tired to function normally. Enjoy I guess? Rated C for Crack. I honestly don't even know...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/11 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear - Complete
Something's Wrong in Konoha reviews
A series of grisly murders sends Konoha into panic. While Taunade, Jiraya, and Kakashi struggle to identify the killer and keep the corpse count a secret, the bodies keep piling up. Rated T for gore I guess. Originally going to be just a one shot, but now it'll be a full story.
Crossover - Naruto & Slender - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/30 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Danzo Sees All
Shortly after Orochimaru's attack on Konoha, Danzo becomes hokage and transforms Konoha into a utopia. Enter Tskune (OC), an average citizen trying to make it by in the new order. Heavily based on 1984
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19 - Danzō S., OC
The Untold Story of Umbridge reviews
There are many people who hate Umbridge, but one has to ask, was she always someone to be hated? Not based on canon but still some food for thought
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14 - Dolores U. - Complete
Special Rations
Crack; special doesn't always mean what you think it means, especially for Eren...
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Levi
Space Funeral: An Overview
Phillip is looping through his adventure in Space Funeral over and over, and it's getting to him. Mainly just an attempt to describe Space Funeral for those who don't know it. Rated T mostly for liberal use of the word "blood"
Space Funeral - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 4/12 - Leg Horse, Phillip, Dracula
It's Hiroshi, Not Garry
Ib had grown used to having Garry as a companion everytime she found herself in the art gallery, but that changes after Garry is replaced by Hiroshi, a teenager. The two bond and learn about how the world is.
Crossover - Ib & Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Published: 3/30 - Ib/Eve, Hiroshi
Pokemon: Anytime, Anywhere reviews
A quick one shot that is really Pokemon in a nutshell.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17 - OC - Complete
Professor Layton and the Deadly Tones reviews
With a mysterious tune causing horrible suicides in the Kanto region, only one detective cans crack the case. In an odd combination of Layton and Pokemon, the truth is a horror no one expected. (Based on Lavender Town Syndrome with a twist.) (Rating is for disturbing content in later chapters.)
Crossover - Pokémon & Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Red, Gary O./Shigeru, Luke T., H. Layton
BanjoThreeie Opening Cutscene reviews
This is short and just an idea.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Banjo, Kazooie - Complete