Series of the Insanely Incompatible
by Nanimera reviews
Join our journey as we go through our favorite and not-so-favorite pairings this fandom has to offer. Nobody is safe. Hide your OTPs, present your NOTPS because it's time. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/21/2015
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Family Sacrifices (Gamer Itachi) reviews
Itachi Uchiha didn't know what to make of a mysterious power that manifested in the form of text boxes and something called "experience," but that didn't stop him. Now he's become an ANBU operative, and even with more bullshit added to his repertoire, Itachi still has issues, a lot of issues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 9/15 - Itachi U.
How to Be Fucking Dire (Sai-Centric) reviews
Between Sai and graduation into ROOT stands one simple test: to court a fair maiden. The girl, Kuyoko Satomi, is no doubt a maiden, but unfortunately she's anything but fair with her attitude. Yet Sai doesn't see a problem, he has a book, and is now ready for the mission. Kuyoko can't belive Sai, his actions are... incredibly stupid. Yet he is sincere. Perhaps he has a chance...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9 - Sai, OC
About 3 years ago, Naruto lost control of himself, and he paid dearly for it. Now he is living his life, trying to forget that day. But there are others who haven't let the past lie. One is seeking revenge on Naruto, but not before bringing a few other people down. (Naruto AU) Rated T for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai
A Scientist in a Magician's Court reviews
Harry has grown up thinking that logic and science can explain everything, but soon he finds out just how much these things can't explain. With the introduction of magic, he takes a different view on life. (Rational!HP fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.