Hello, fellow human beans (assuming that you are human, which, if you aren't, doesn't matter much to me unless you are planning world domination and if you are, then please don't mess with the books, chocolate or Internet, as they are very special to many, me in particular). I am a fangirl, belonging to many a fandom, many of which I attempt to write for but end up lurking instead, unfortunately. I am the Ultimate (with a capital letter) multishipper and a sucker for AUs, possibly because the majority of fandoms I'm in are either a) painful of the everything hurts and nothing is okay variety, b) mercilessly axed or c) kills, or at the very least tortures, my favourite characters.
Other than that, all you need to know about me is I'm British, bisexual, fiercely protective of the people I love, particularly the fictional ones, and have a tendency to ramble.
My fandoms and OTPs (OTPs being the ships I ship faithfully, not my blithe, this would be kinda cool let's vaguely ship this way or just casual, eh not bothered sort of way) consist of:
Glee I have an on-off, love-hate relationship with this show, but in the end I always return Quinn/Santana, Sugar/Unique, Blaine/Sam, Nick/Jeff (the "3" "6" Warblers who shared an unnecessarily homoerotic hug that one time), Rachel/Cassandra (seriously, after that scene where Rachel helps her with her stretches? Heterosexual, my ass) , Mercedes/Puck, Zizes/Puck and any combination of Marley/Jake/Ryder (my lovely OT3)
Teen Wolf I'm not very up to date with it at the mo, but I want to be, because I love this ridiculous show to bits Jackson/Lydia (the ship of sassy sexiness. Aw yes, alliteration), Jackson/Danny, Erica/Jackson/Isaac (because that scene, okay?), Erica/Isaac (mostly during their leather jacket donning, evil blonde twins phase), Scott/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Allison/Lydia, Stiles/just about everyone ever, Papa Stilinski/Melissa McCall, Kate/Derek (in a screwed up, masochistic, trainwreck way) and, last but not least, Peter/sass (Peter is everyone's sassy gay friend/uncle/enemy/sexual aggressor).
Merlin I was introduced to Merlin by my dad, which made fangirling over characters and ships awkward, seeing as he was right next me when I was watching it any combination of Merlin/Gwen/Arthur, Morgana/Gwen, Gwaine/Morgana, Percival/Gwaine, Lancelot/Gwen, Merlin/Morgana (in the early years) and Mordred/his adorable face
Harry Potter words do not describe how I feel towards Harry Potter Harry/Hermione/Ron, Fleur/Cedric/Viktor, Dean/Seamus, Ginny/Luna, Luna/Neville, Sirius/Remus, Remus/Tonks and James/Lily
The Avengers again, a love-hate relationship, but only because I love the movies and hate the company, mainly for being cheap and paying RDJ much much more than the other actors (though the fact RDJ is fighting against that makes me love him even more) any combination of Bucky/Steve/Peggy, Tony/Pepper, Tony/Bruce, Clint/Natasha, Clint/Coulson, Steve/Darcy, Clint/Darcy and the almighty OT7, the Avengers Assemble (on the mattress) (Thor can keep his hammer) (if you know what I mean) (someone please stop me)
X-Men: First Class the Marvel movie of my heart. I love this movie into teeny, tiny little pieces. There is not one character who I do not love, even though they all have their 'oh my God, why no stop' moments; Raven has her hypocritical moments, Hank has his idiot moments, Charles has his asshole moments and Erik has his hypocritical, idiot, asshole moments (along with Alex being a jackass and Darwin breaking my heart). Even Angel, who I fell in love with because she's gorgeous and sassy, had her awful moments. The only person who was happy was Sean, who has the fandom convinced that he was high the whole time. But, yes, I have a lot of love for this movie Charles/Erik, Hank/Alex, Alex/Darwin, Hank/Raven, Raven/Angel, Angel/Sean, Sean/Moira, Hank/Emma (the crack ship of my heart) and... pretty much every ship ever, actually
Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus oh, Percy Jackson, my long lasting friend, you've buried yourself in my heart and stayed there, coming along with it whenever it strays to another fandom any combination of Percy/Annabeth/Rachel, Rachel/Octivian, Katie/Travis, Silena/Beckendorf (oh god, these two, I hope they get married in paradise and be adorable together forever), Chris/Clarisse, Clarisse/Silena (though mainly as kickass friends), Leo/Renya, Leo/Echo, Leo/Jason/Piper, Frank/Hazel (because, quite frankly- pun unintended, I swear- they are adorable) and Grover/Juniper
Inception (BWOOOOOONNNGG) (had to, sorry) though many of my friends found Inception boring, I distinctively didn't. I don't know what it is about it, maybe the interesting plot or the lovely scenery or the mysterious (sexy- what?! Who said that?) characters Arthur/Eames, Yusuf/Ariadne and Cobb/Mal
Les Mis oh, Les Mis, how you hurt me, how I love you anyway Enjolras/Grantaire, Grantaire/Eponine (in an pining badass best friends who provide sex, alcohol and sarcasm sort of way), any combination of Eponine/Marius/Cosette, Marius/Courfeyrac ("I have come to sleep with you" indeed), Courfeyrac/Jehan, Joly/Bossuet/Musichetta, Bahorel/Feuilly and Javert/Jean Valjean. Also, Fantine/happiness and Courfeyrac/the world
My favourite characters (aka, my babies)
Santana, Unique and Jake from Glee; Merlin, Gwen and Gwaine from Merlin; Leo, Rachel and Thalia from the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus series; Grantaire, Jehan and Marius from Les Mis; Hank and Sean from X-Men: First Class; Steve and Bruce from the Avengers; Remus and Luna from Harry Potter; Stiles, Erica and Isaac from Teen Wolf; Cassie, Tony and Chris from Skins; Abed from Community; Joey from Friends; Spock and Gaila from Star Trek (Reboot); and a considerable amount more.
My fictional crushes
Quinn, Shelby and Cassandra from Glee; Neal and El from White Collar; Morgana from Merlin; Chris, Freddie, Emily and Effy from Skins; Sean, Angel and Raven from X-Men: First Class; Monica and Chandler from Friends; Annie from Community; Cosette, Eponine and Grantaire from Les Mis; Natasha and Maria Hill from the Avengers; Peggy and Howard Stark from Captain America; Darcy, Loki and Sif from Thor; Uhura and Kirk from Star Trek; Leo and Artemis from the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus series; Arthur and Mal from Inception; and much, much, much more. (It's not my fault, though; it's Hollywood, heightening everyone's expectations of actor's and actress's sexiness level, thus resulting in everyone in movies and TV shows to be irritatingly attractive.)