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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3282346, Profile Updated: 01-21-15
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello everybody its TheSleeplessPrime (previously ChloeBee901) here and I hope you enjoy some of my FanFics that are soon to come!! Now some info about me:

I am 16 years old and born on 10th March 1998 and I ADORE Transformers. I love art and music but I equally hate maths, english, PE, french, geography and history coz they suck in entertainment. My favourite universes of Transformers are Prime and G1. I want to be an artist when I'm older and an author too. Sometimes I might write a load of crap, a load of fluff and cute stuff and others I might write gore and horror that may result in character deaths but that all depends on my moods whether I'm depressed, light-headed or content.

HOWEVER there is a current problem with some of my stories, I may not be able to upload as many as possible or even finish some because I'm in the midst of AS Levels now and am buried beneath a shittonne of work so yeah. But hey, I'll try.


Basics:

Name: Chloe or more preferably Dirk

Gender: Trans (FtM so the correct pronouns would be appreciated but if you forget, that's okay!)

Age: 16

Nationality: British

Likes: Transformers (duh), Ib, Markiplier, Homestuck, Ava's Demon, The Property Of Hate, Achievement Hunter Rooster Teeth

Dislikes: Anyone who hates or disses Transformers (duh)

Fav Colours: Blue, red, black and yellow...

Fav TFs: Optimus Prime (G1, Prime), Bumblebee (G1, Prime and Animated), Prowl (Animated), Ratchet (Prime), Jazz (G1, Animated), Perceptor (G1), Starscream (G1, Prime and Animated) and Hound, Inferno, Red Alert, Ironhide, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy etc...

Hated TFs (50% of the time): Megatron. Swindle. Bulkhead. Arcee. Elita One. Cliffjumper. End of conversation, case closed.

Note!! To anyone who may decide to read my (most likely) crap stories, and you are American, Australian or Canadian (assuming (no offence) that you spell certain words (like 'mum'/'mom') differently) then you will have to try and convert some of the British spellings to American spellings.


My favourite programmes and films are:

Transformers (G1, Prime, movie and films)

Doctor Who (Prefer 10th 11th Doctor)

The Cat Returns (film)

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Corpse Bride

Quest For Camelot (film)

Alice In Wonderland (Newest one)

Any and all Marvel films


My favourite music and bands are:

Pretty Girl - Bouncing Off The Walls By Sugarcult

Anything Lindsay Stirling

Ghost by Mystery Skulls

Levitate by Favright


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Favourite Quotes from Transformers:

"You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves."
- Optimus Prime, Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"Bring the rain."
- Captain Will Lennox, Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"Till all are one"
- Optimus Prime, Transformers: The Movie

"This fool is terribly misinformed."
- Ratchet to Galloway, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"If God made us in his image, who made him?"
- Sergeant Epps, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


Sorta as a PS, I now have another user which I share with my best friend, AlexisOptimus. We/I can be found under the user 'ChloeBee AlexisPrime' and we are working together to create stories that are mash ups of both of our ideas - mainly Alexis' fantastic ones...

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You And Your Dog Teeth by cottonfist reviews
Desperate to find ends and solutions, Hermann wears himself out to exhaustion looking for answers, especially his already lame leg. Being around as his usual working late night companion, it's up to Newt to help take Dr. Gottlieb home. What seemed entirely like a normal night only ends with two scientists realizing there's a lot more between them than they thought.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G.
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Beyond the Darkness by RazormusPrime reviews
The key to Vector Sigma is destroyed in mid-download, leaving behind its scars on Team Prime. Jack bears physical scars while Optimus bears the mental scars of incomplete memory and the burden of a Prime, but was Optimus memories the only thing lost? Was anything lost to begin with or was something gained? What Jack will learn is that nothing ever is destroyed, it only transforms.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 107,245 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Optimus Prime, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E.
Human by Chibimax reviews
On a peacefull day, Bumblebee gets attacked by Knock Out. Knock Out sprayed some blue slime over Bumblebee that will turn Bumblebee's world upside down. TF Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bumblebee
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Trapped in Walmart by captainxx reviews
What happens when the nations get themselves trapped in Walmart. One word disaster. Multiple pairings. Rating may and probably will go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
Back Chat by MissCHSparkles reviews
On one of the many occasions that Spike gets captured, he back chats Megatron, forcing the Decepticon leader to punish him. After doing some research, he comes up with the perfect punishment, a sound spanking. Don't like, don't read, contains spanking.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,592 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Megatron, Spike W.
Sometimes it's better to just stay asleep - Mavin by Emisnotcool reviews
Sometimes Michael talks in his sleep and sometimes Gavin wishes he hadn't heard.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
Violin Grimm by 1.126.000 reviews
It was something of a legend, a rumor among the Australian natives that the sky, full of wondrous spirits, could be made to cry.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sniper, Medic
I'm an Animal-A Mavin Fic by rainistorm reviews
tw: pill addiction So, I was listening to Animal I Have Become And i thought of this fic Gavin begins to have an addiction to pills. Happy Ending :3 Michael is a loving little boyfriend. And there's sex yay.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
Scary Stories by Flynt Coal reviews
Michael and Gavin (Roosterteeth) go camping and Michael tells a scary story. A big chunk of the ending is filled with fluffy Mavin BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT MAVIN IS LIKE ONE OF THE BESTEST CUTEST THINGS. Rated T only becuase of the language!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Complete
Lucid Mavin Dreams by natstheminion reviews
Gavin's having a great day at work, winning the tower along with annoying everyone else. But at the end of the day something strange happens, that is quite a shock to Gavin. One-shot, Mavin fic. Old 636 building. Has some lyrics to a Green Day song inside. Guess which song :) R&R
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
You're Beautiful-A Mavin Fic by rainistorm reviews
Michael is disgusted with his body and will do anything to get his body up to standards, even if it's dangerous. Trigger Warning for people suffering with eating disorders. Michael/Gavin (Mavin)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
Sweet and bitter chocolate USUK short stories by kokoyuki27 reviews
This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,892 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Even spiders can trigger fangirling by natstheminion reviews
Gavin spots a spider in the office and jumps over to Michael for help. Michael reluctantly goes to get the spider while the others fangirl over Mavin. Achievement Hunter one-shot. Old 636 building. Crappy summary I know but just read :3 MAVIN FLUFF! R&R
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
Chloe Burton Her Back Story by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
Jazz/OC. This is a challenge set to me, ChloeBee, by AlexisPrime. Chloe is based a lot off me personality-wise but I hope you enjoy her journey through the worst, the weird and the wonderful. It all starts off at the most normal thing in the universe, a sleepover. But then things go very much downhill when Chloe is informed of a virus that has killed her family...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Jazz
Late Night Frights by the homo club reviews
Michael is very protective over Gavin, and he doesn't let anything that scares him get off with only a mere warning. Mavin, or Michael/Gavin from RoosterTeeth. Complete fluff, T only for Michael's mouth.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Lost and Found by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,834 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Can't Hold On by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
England gets a phone call from a nation he has trouble remembering. He will never forget anyone again. Warnings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Stay Strong Britannia by Simply A Writer reviews
Arthur stumbles home in the middle of the night, heavily wounded and completely incoherent. Who is responsible for the state of the youngest of the Kirkland siblings and how will the others respond when they figure out who the assailant was? Rated T to be safe - my mind may go on a magical adventure!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain
Quietus by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Eye of the Kitten by inkdragon13 reviews
Ratchet foils Miko's plan to make a skateboarding ramp out of his wrench, much to Miko's disappointment. Now she wants revenge and the medic is in for a real treat-kitty style!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Miko N., Ratchet
Cold as Crystals by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
Second in the Gem-Spark Series, the first is by ChloeBee901. My name is Crystal. Just Crystal. It started with a dream. A nightmare. While visiting a friend in the US, I find myself in a situation I didn't want. Now I'm falling in love, and have to protect someone from evil alien robots bent on destruction. My life is being turned upside down all over again. This just sucks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
A Series Of Mechanical Events: Chloe And Alexis by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
Calm and quiet never lasted at the Autobot base. Especially not with Chloe Burton and Alexis Lovell running around. With their talent for trouble, life for Jazz and Optimus Prime, not to mention everyone else at NEST, can never be boring. Jazz/OC Optimus/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,365 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
Hidden Fangs by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
There was a story, told throughout the years until every Cybertronian alike had learned it. It told of monsters with abnormally sharp denta that ended in points. Almost like vampires, but even worse. Charming, sweet, gentle, perfect until the time was right to kill. How did they not notice one of these 'monsters' hiding among them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Optimus Prime
Too Far by Northwestern-Requiem reviews
Silas has found the Autobot's true weakness, and intends to exploit it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Silas, Optimus Prime
Loves Me, Loves Me Not by LordKirkland-LadyEyeless reviews
England has never known love, at least, not the kind he has for America. But does America love him? Or does he not? A day spent reminiscing about America ends with a little surprise for England. USUK, mild yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Consequences by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
Sequel to "Responsibility". 14 years have passed since Optimus and Ratchet had their daughter Scarlet and adopted Sapphire. Now new Autobots are arriving, and with them, trouble. Tired of being the enemy within the base, Sapphire sets out to get all the information she can on who her family really is, and Scarlet's along for the ride. The war is far from over.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Trapped and Treasured by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
"The sounds were growing, as were the shaking of the cave's walls. It had only been luck that had kept the Decepticon and Autobot leaders alive, and it seemed like their luck was running out." Megatron/Optimus
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Endless Nightmare by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
The picture stayed with her, even when she left the art gallery. It was always on her mind. It was part of her endless nightmare.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Alexis Lovell Her Back Story by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
Optimus Prime/OC. Alexis Lovell is based off of me, AlexisPrime. Follow her through being a pawn of peace at the price of her own freedom. For Xylia. Pronounced Zee-lee-ah
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Optimus Prime
Hetalia Paint It White FrUK by wolfairer reviews
This is a one shot based on what happened to England and France when they get separated from the other nations. Yaoi is inside this fanfic so don't read if you do not like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lost Voices by padawanjinx reviews
COMPLETE! Prime's voice asked again, so softly, it barely carried in the short distance between them. "Could you give the order, Prowl? Could you sentence Bumblebee to termination?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Ice Skating - Transformers Edition by LadyAnatar reviews
Autobots - Giant, autonomous robotic organisms, ostensibly from the planet Cybertron. Made of metal and tons of it notwithstanding, several of them, particularly the resident scientists, wish to try ice skating. Heaven help that poor ice...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Perceptor, Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
Twelve Days of Botmas by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
A collection of one-shots for Christmas time! Nothing really linked, no set timeline. Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012
Lost and Found by Tori Moxley reviews
The Nordics go Christmas shopping and Denmark loses little Iceland. Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Chibi!Iceland. Short Story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Denmark, Iceland, Norway - Complete
A Broship Like No Other by LordKirkland-LadyEyeless reviews
Brennenburg Castle has always been a terrifying place to be for any Gamer of Amnesia. It is home to the worst nightmares imaginable. But, upon a small discovery in a dark and dingy cellar, a Broship like no other is forged and all in the face of fear. T for language. Disclaimer: Don't own Amnesia or anything of PewDiePie's inventing like Stephano.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012
Prowl's Punisment by IAmStarscream reviews
We all think that Prowl is just a goodie good. But he's not as good as everyone thinks. Optimus has to punish him for putting himself in danger trying to save Jazz. What happens to our favorite SIC?Read to find out. Warning: Corpral Punishment
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Prowl, Optimus Prime
Oh, Look, Handcuffs and Angry Kissing by heartstrings91 reviews
Time Lords (one brilliant, one mad, and no one quite sure which is which) plus handcuffs plus a long history of unresolved sexual tension equals a wonderful disaster.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Responsibility by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
Gift for ChloeBee from AlexisPrime. They had been keeping their relationship a secret since before the war had started. Now, on Earth, one wants something only the other can provide. Will it tear them apart? Or will it bring them closer together? Secrets that had been held for so long will be revealed. Life for the Autobots can never be easy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,862 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Gone by Fatty Waffey reviews
All it took was one simple dare. Slight Stephano/PewDiePie
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
A Shining Spark by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
AU G1 - Ratchet cannot be sparked. Ironhide had always wanted a kid. End of conversation. Except, on one cool evening on Cybertron, taking a simple shortcut home turfs up an amazing discovery... one that will change their sparks forever. All it takes is a shining spark to change a mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Well This Is Just GREAT! by CanadaMapleLeaf reviews
Pewdiepie wakes up next to Stephano in bed with absolutely no memory of what happened for the past few days. In order to escape they must regain all their memories. Of course this proves a LOT harder than expected . Stephdiepie or StephanoxPewdiepie fic . I know the title and summary sucks sorry! Image is owned by CharJeon on devart.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012
Stephano's Birthday by AwesomeKiwi reviews
It's Stephano's birthday, but the golden statue hasn't seen or heard anything from his friends since the past few days; not even his best bro PewDiePie. What's going on, has everyone forgotten about him? * * Happy Birthday Stephano!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Hallucination by Elphaniss reviews
He could see him and feel him but did that make him real? 10/The Master!Simm Slash Don't like, don't read
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Transformation most Childish by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Another one of Wheeljack's experiments went wrong, leaving Optimus with ten sparklings to watch after. How well will these couple of days go? CANCELED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Optimus Prime
goodbye by GinaMarie97 reviews
PewDiePie x Stephano, set after Amnesia.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
All That Glitters by linkpwns13 reviews
A Pewdiepie Amnesia fanfiction. Stephano ventures out too far ahead and is taken captive. Will Pewdie find Stephano before the Shadow can warp and twist him to the point of no return? Rated teen for language. Maybe, in the future, a little bit of at least implied Stephano/Pewdie.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Scaring the Transformers and the humans by Little-miss-Radley reviews
G1.What happens when a human tells some horror stories to the Transformers?Read to find out. Sum sucks IK. rated T for horror.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Optimus Prime
Time Skip by A and A Pikachu Prime reviews
What if you were told that only you could change the future? To keep it from following its doomed path? What if you were given a flower that meant everything to one of the Autobots? Literally everything? Well, William Lennox is about to find out.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime
Ratchet's bad day by Obsidianhighlights reviews
After being forced out of the base, Ratchet goes on patrol. It starts out pretty normal, until he ends up falling into recharge. And waking up to a bunch of teens inside of him. Not good. Oneshot for ratchetsfangirl. FIRST EVER ONESHOT! Rated T for use of bad language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Anyone But Him by AlexisOptimus reviews
Wheeljack was showing Optimus one of his inventions when something went wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Optimus Prime
Transformers Prime: Youngling Adventures by Kingstriker reviews
Just a series of 10 stories involving some of the characters from Transformers Prime as younglings. Some stories may mix into others. Most of them revolve around Bumblebee, Optimus or Shockwave. Sorry for horrible summary!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bumblebee, Shockwave - Complete
Why? by Grim676Life reviews
"I'm a horrible caretaker." he stated as he shook Optimus's hand off of him. "Ratch-" "NO! I'm the worst and you know it Optimus!" he yelled as swung around to face him. "I can't protect any of my younglings! And they ALL end up dieing!" Ratchet screamed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker
I Swear by padawanjinx reviews
What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
To Scare the Paranoid by autobotjolt101 reviews
What happens when you scare the master of paranoia? One-shot. Red Alert/Inferno
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
Anger Management by Molten-Ashes reviews
"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
PewDie's Best Custom Story by Copper the Coppah reviews
Starring the famous PewDie with his crazt crew of Jennifer, Mr. Chair, Untrusted Statue, Barrels, and Stephano! It also introduces Copper, a PewDie fan who can seemingly brave anything. Will this be their last Custom Story?
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/24/2012
Til All Are One by T.F. Allen
A poem mourning the death of the great Optimus Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
His Loving Guardian by AlexisOptimus reviews
A femme that was dying had one final wish. For her newborn sparkling to have a future. How could Optimus say no? A story for Bumblebeelover901's birthday!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Handicap by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime. Rafael would have to grow used to his new disability. Oneshot -AU-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Raf E. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Lachrymal at Litha reviews
I hate how you take words, and make them into something more. I hate how you seem capable of changing my body. I especially hate how I love you. Slash; The Doctor/The Master
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Curse of the Chibi Autobots! by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
G1 fic After an experiment gone wrong by Wheeljack, almost all the Autobots had become very small young sparklings. Can Bumblebee, Prowl and their human friends be able to control a base full of chibi Autobots?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2007
He Sings, He Dances! by xXAutocon-LeaderXx reviews
Jazz and the twins are up to no good wth human magnets. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Prowl - Complete
The Couch by Thalanee reviews
Optimus isn't quite sure what he's done, but Prowl is there and he's ordering him and his finger is pointing, so there is only one thing the Autobot leader can do... Just a cracky little oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Dead Air by anondecepticon reviews
Soundwave is killed in battle, leaving his cassettes behind to pick up the pieces.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Rumble, Frenzy
Lighting A Spark by Inkcrafter reviews
Jack thought he'd be fine, walk home alone at night time, simple...NOT! What happens when he bcomes the new test subjct for M.E.C.H? The answer? ALLOT of crazyness and romance. I know this is over done, sorry!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,149 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Jack D., Arcee - Complete
Optimus has feelings by Kingstriker reviews
TF: Prime. Optimus has rarely smiled, cried or even laughed. However, the autobots are about to fix that! WARNING: Optimus is OOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Do Not Touch by TacticianZephine reviews
Prowl told him not to touch it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Evil Side Of Prime by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Optimus Prime seems to be the one bot on the whole ark that isn't a prankster or a prankee. One morning he gives up to the good guy act and desides to have some fun. First a prank on the pranksters themselves! What could happens next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Surviving Changes by MyNameIsJag reviews
A freak accident leads certain members of the ARK feeling a little feminine. How will they survive the new changes and will they ever return to normal? How will they endure being the only femmes on a crew filled with lonely mechs?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Prowl
Are You Ready? by NatureGirl52180 reviews
For some football? It's Playoff season and Optimus just isn't going to get any work done. TF:Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
A Productive Saturday by NatureGirl52180 reviews
TF Prime: Those kids are watching way too much television at the base . . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Megaron's Bedtime Story for the Cons by Silver Wolf of Dreams reviews
The title says it all. Inspried by Daichi Michiko! May induce brain vomit... XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Newlyweds by Dr Dwarf reviews
In which the Doctor gets a little thing that we humans call 'sexual frustration' and in which the Master enjoys repetitive reading. *Sequal to Love conqures all, or does it, which is a sequel to...well it says in the first part of that fic*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor
Baby Girl by AlexisOptimus reviews
I adopted CherryBlossom713's story. Bumblebee's life was changed when her parents were killed. Her half brother Megatron went missing, so she lives with her other half brother Optimus. Follow Bee as she tries to make things right.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Knock Out versus The Dead Sea by Theoretician reviews
How many times must Starscream tell Knock Out! It's LORD! K.O would do well to remember that…otherwise, you might get a little rusty…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Prime Care by AlexisOptimus reviews
Arcee, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee think their leader hasn't been spending enough time the kids, so after a Decepticon attack where Optimus gets damaged, they leave the kids with Optimus so the four can get to know each other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Optimus Prime
A Prime Christmas by Black Oracle reviews
TFP. The Autobots and their human friends get into the Christmas spirit! Part 3: Mince Pies and The Party - The kids tuck into June's mince pies and the 'bots enjoy some oil. Everyone at Autobot base is in the mood for Christmas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
You Remain Alone by Sorida reviews
Prime. Bumblebee knew the day would come when Raf grew up, but he never expected it this soon. The carefully constructed walls come crashing down after a harsh argument breaks out. When the youngest Autobot is depressed, what holds the team together?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Bumblebee, Raf E.
Viva la Ratchet! by EpsilonPax reviews
Pre-ROTF. This was written, in a word, because Ratchet is unquestionably awesome, oh and also because I was dared to write it. Complete one-shot, rated for mild language.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Guide to Christmas for Evil Robots by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Of all things that baffle Cybertronians...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Watch Yourself by Theoretician reviews
The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack - Complete
Ground Bridge Failure by AlexisOptimus reviews
It was a normal day and a normal ground bridge. Or, that was what is was until a bright light blinded Ratchet and Optimus, and Optimus seemed to be missing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,886 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Optimus Prime, June D.
Wailing in the Night by CNightJoy reviews
A strange noise is keeping a sparkling Bumblebee awake at night. Is it a monster that wants to get him? G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bumblebee, Bluestreak - Complete
A Day Out by MyNameIsJag reviews
Ratchet decides it's time to spend the day out while leaving the base to the others, he really should have known better then to leave them all alone…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Get Your Own Style! by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"You stole our style!" "...Excuse me?" "Two words: Jet. Judo."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Remebering Heroes by AlexisOptimus reviews
In a field on November 11th, Optimus stood remembering those no longer with him.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Who Let the Twins Out? by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"Who let the twins out? Who? Who? Who? Who?" Prowl: Crash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Prank Day by sparklespepper reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker announce that it's prank day and prank on the autobots. The autobots decides to get back at them by pranking them. Who will be the King s of Pranks? Animated
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
Ratchet the Autobot by Flight of Insanity reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when the Autobot CMO refuses to take a break, the officers pull out the big guns.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
A list made by Sam and Epps by LunarLacrimosa reviews
You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Kidnapping of Samual J Witwicky by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Bumblebee likes to move places while Sam is in the store. Sam complains, and Epps decides to do him a favor. By kidnapping him. Jazz helps, Barricade gets a laugh, and Miles annoys. Sidestory to The Change, and A list made by Sam and Epps
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Decepticons Wearing Hula Skirts by Theoretician reviews
Decepticons in hula skirts? Whuuuut?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
One By One by Theoretician reviews
This year, we have more than just a haunted house for Halloween…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Arcee, Bulkhead - Complete
Just Friends by Foxbear reviews
June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2011 - June D., Ratchet - Complete
I'm a Monster by DarkandTwistedTales reviews
May be OOC. Optimus Prime keeps having nightmares where he kills Bumlebee. Not anti Bumblebee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Healing by Foxbear reviews
Ratchet studies human medicine, and Raf gets an exam. Prequel to Deja Vu
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Raf E., Ratchet
Swatted a Bee by Sorida reviews
Prime. It should have been him on that berth instead of his charge, his best friend. Why was Primus so cruel? Why did everyone he cared end up hurt due to his mistakes? In all honesty, Bumblebee had no answer. Episode 23: One Shall Fall SPOILERS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bumblebee, Raf E. - Complete
The Best Medicine by Keelywolfe reviews
Transformers: Prime Universe; A Prime, a medic, and a bad temper get stuck in a cave. Hey, come on, this cliché is so popular, they even did it on the show! Slash. Ratchet/Optimus. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Chocolate Chip Brownies by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot! Put a bored slash fangirl in front of a computer and you get Doctor/Master fluff in the form of brownies and cuddling. Rated T for the Master's slightly perverted ideas for the chocolate icing. No, I'm not kidding.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Twenty one ways to piss off Starscream by autobot fangirl reviews
My third piss list. This time, the target's everyones favorite seeker/ all around back stabbing con STARSCREAM! Let the insanity begin! Rated T for Transformer swears, and suggestive adult themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Starscream
Big Bee, Little Bee by JazzTheTiger reviews
Bumblebee is restless by nature, so how do the autobots handle him when an explosion turns him into a sparkling? And a big Bee trapped in a little Bee's body at that!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bumblebee
Insanity Plague by char0lastra reviews
Ever since Prowl and Jazz began to openly court one another, things aboard the Ark have just been getting stranger and stranger, and Bumblebee is beginning to wonder if he's the only one that sees it. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bumblebee
Decepticon Trauma by Chinook1234567 reviews
Warning: Complete Crack!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Human Interactions by TheRazzleDazzleDame reviews
Who knew humans could invent such an evil punishment for their sparklings? Optimus shows Megatron said punishment. Spankfic. I went back and fixed some things that were bothering me
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Caramel Corn, Carnival Games, and Karaoke by Theoretician reviews
Sam and Mikaela convince Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, and Bumblebee to participate in a school fundraiser.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
The Kitten by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
Miko and Bulkhead find a stray kitten on the side of the road one day, and Ratchet has little choice but to take care of it. After about a week, it warms up the everyone in the base in some way. Well...everyone except one, that is..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ratchet, Miko N. - Complete
Yellow Ribbon by Zea T reviews
Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,342 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bully by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
The Moon's Transformation by Autobot Alythia reviews
The werewolf was thought to be only a legend, a myth. However, when the moon turns full, the Transformers will become them.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011
Stickered! by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Test of Time by Jami-bunny reviews
Optimus Prime comes face-to-face with one of Earth's oldest natural wonders.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Midnight Surprise by Rapa-Nuiz reviews
TFA. Bumblebee doesn't know which is actually more frightening: Sari's Japanese horror movies, or climbing into bed with Prowl in the middle of the night. Prowl x Jazz, don't read if you don't like! Rated T for innuendo.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Prowl, Bumblebee - Complete
Big Ninja, Little Ninja by autobot fangirl reviews
Prowl never liked video games. Well, he just hadn't found the one meant for him. First one shot ever. Story is better than the summary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Prowl, Bumblebee
The Ass and the Bee by Wyntir Rose reviews
Sunstreaker learns that one can't underestimate a minibot, especially when that minibot is Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bumblebee, Sunstreaker - Complete
Childhood by Chibimax reviews
Bumblebee is thinking back at his childhood. After a hour, he had to go to a mission and spotted Barricade, Death End and Bonecrusher. While having a big battle with the Cons, Bumblebee gets' hit by something strange... Set after ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bumblebee
The Drive by Black Oracle reviews
Transformers: Prime. What was going through Optimus Prime's mind during his evening drive in the episode "Con Job"?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Dangerous Personality by Smokes91 reviews
Prowl and Bee go out on a training exercise. When they were attack by a pack of cyber-wolves...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bumblebee, Prowl
Christmas with Giant Alien Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Everyone at NEST celebrates Christmas...but the Autobots need some help celebrating! Here is a simple set of rules to help everyone celebrate in peace and harmony!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
The Top Ten Pranks of NEST! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You are not an Honorary Member of NEST unless you are pranked...! Be prepared for bodily injury and confusing conundrums...featuring my OC Tatyana Witwicky/Prime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Tarmac skating, the next big thing! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
How will the Autobot's handle the frozen solid Tarmac? Wiil Tai and Sam start a new Olympic event? Will Prowl ever get a break? Well, read and find out! Featuring my OC, Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
How to cure Hiccups by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
We've had them, and we all know how persistant they can be! See what Tai will do to get Sam's to stop! Complete hilarity! And Sam abuse! Review!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2010
Your Song by br0flove reviews
Some danced, and others hummed along; and somewhere in the Ark; Prowl cried quietly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Angels Play by Playing.with.FireFlys reviews
Ever wonder what Prime did during the battle of Eypt? Fool around with Jazz! a crack fic
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Angle and Plane by Borath reviews
Something went wrong in those woods where Prime fell, and Ironhide's going to find out what it was. Post RoTF. No Pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Come on Star, Up! by NovaBlastTF reviews
“Come on little Star, up!”. “Skywarp I think he’s not ready yet”. “But TC the other sparklings”. “All sparklings are different Sky, let Starscream develop on his own”. A sparkling story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
The Quest for the Missing Pin Up by AutobotV reviews
Someone has stolen Soundwave's prized pin up of Jazz and the Autobot's plan to exploit Jazz to get more partying money. Megatron has to find the pin up otherwise he may never be able to redecorate! Warning...you will die laughing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Soundwave, Jazz
The Creation of a Monster by Zoa-lii reviews
Oneshot. Sari introduces Bumblebee to a new video game, and when they do nothing but play it for hours, Prowl becomes annoyed. When Bumblebee challenges Prowl to play it, does the ninja-bot accept?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Prowl, Bumblebee - Complete
A Childhood Misfortune by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Megatron was hoping for a successor. when he comes across a small Sparkling he has the toughest time being the father of a baby Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
The Care And Raising of Perceptor by dreamerchaos reviews
The Autobots soon notice that Perceptor hasn’t been seen for quite a while. And that his latest project appears to have malfunctioned… Sparkling!Perceptor and the mayhem that ensues. Slash hinted. Warning, should they be needed, will be noted inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Perceptor
Experiment by Chibimax reviews
While talking to Optimus, Bumblebee and co are under attack by Sector 7 ! Sector 7 captures Bumblebee while he's trying to protect Sam and Mikaela. The next day, something strange has happen to Bumblebee. Set after ROTF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bumblebee
A Merry Autobot Christmas by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime has been called upon many times to save Earth, and many times to save Cybertron. What happens when he and the Autobots are called upon to save... Christmas?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Optimus Prime, Mirage - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by Snow Sorceress reviews
G1 What happens during the night before Christmas to the Autobots and Decepticons?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Panda Ears by I Caught Myself reviews
G1: Starscream loses a bet with his fellow Seekers. Megatron X Starscream fluff, OOC and crack – all because my friend at college was wearing panda ears
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Prime, I shrunk the Officers! by Acura RSX reviews
When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Prowl
Happy Holidays, Prowlie Claus by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides pull a prank on a recharging Prowl, in retaliation of a prank pulled on Sunny. A side piece from my story 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Not A Day Goes By by OrianPrime92 reviews
TFA: And even though they won, it felt like they lost. At least to him. Angst, angst, angst. Mild slash. Post-Animated
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jazz - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events Starring Eject by SilverRayan reviews
Eject has had a bad day, and feels like the entire Ark has turned against him. So when he's injured in battle, he hides his wound and runs away. The day goes from bad to worse when he runs into Megatron, who has a score to settle with Eject.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eject - Complete
Birthday by Thursaz reviews
Sam gets a birthday gift from Bumblebee, inscribed with Cybertronian runes. His guardian won't tell him what they mean, but Sam is determined to find out. Sam/'Bee, oneshot
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
All in the Family by dglsprincess105 reviews
Movieverse/Generation one AU: The outcome of Mission City went very differently: Instead of destroying Megatron, Sam finds himself holding custody of an army of children.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sam Witwicky
The Constant Path by StarSign reviews
Animated/G1 crossover! An accident with the Decepticon space bridge throws Prowl and Bumblebee into a familiar world with some not so familiar faces. Madness ensues. Rated to be safe. First fic so be gentle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Bluestreak of Death by Ashana reviews
G1. While on monitor duty, Bluestreak gets a rather nasty surprise that puts the base in a panic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bluestreak, Optimus Prime - Complete
Insulting Emails, Prank Calls and a Bag of Muffins by AutobotV reviews
Pretty much what the title says...prepare for mayhem! Based loosly off an old comic I made...wasn't very good though but it's on DA if you're interested!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
April Fool! by outerelf reviews
He was going to have revenge, and nobody was safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Red Alert, Optimus Prime
Day of the DeceptiKitties by AutobotV reviews
Megatron has come up with his craziest plan yet...to destroy the Autobots with the power of everything cute! Will he succeed or end up being loved by Fan-Girls? COMPLETED!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Christmas Eve by Mountain King reviews
It was the night before Christmas and all through the Ark not a creature was stirring… Except the stomping Tyrannosaur. A one off, short, Christmas story featuring generation 1 characters
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
A Small Problem by Hacker-Warrior reviews
G1 Wheeljack was simply testing a new device and Sunstreaker just wandered in at exactly the wrong time. What are the Autobots to do now that one of their best fighters is like...this!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Oops! What Do You Mean, Oops! by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,409 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Hands Held High by Darkscream reviews
G1 An Autobot commander thinks on the war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Glitch by outerelf reviews
It's finally happened. Red Alerts glitch has fried his CPU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Autobot Discipline by Twin-One reviews
Transformers Animated: Bumblebee’s disobedient and rebellious attitude finally earns him a much needed spanking from Ratchet. -Oneshot :contains parental discipline:
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Balderdash by ShyLight reviews
Bluestreak’s big mouth causes a scuffle in the Ark. It also becomes apparent that this is just one of many cases. The solution to this? The quiet game and a bet. This may actually become a problem though. “Talk may be cheap, but it keeps him sane.”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bluestreak
Burying the Hatchet by ShyLight reviews
In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Broken Ties by Water-smurf reviews
A simple question leads to Perceptor recalling his childhood and a dark past that he will never be able to reveal to the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Perceptor
Youngling proof by outerelf reviews
Someone had to of youngling/sparkling proofed the Ark, when Bumblebee was growing up. Who else could of except paranoid Red Alert? oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Red Alert - Complete
Babysit by TOONSRULE reviews
Perceptor, as a sparkling, is cared for by Ratchet when he loses his mother. No slash, pure Perceptor sparkling cuteness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Dying to be Beautiful by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated. Takes place in Sari's teen years. Sumdac notices his daughter's refusal to eat and asks her best friends to help her out. Prowl to the rescue! One shot, rated T for language. Read author notes, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sari S., Prowl - Complete
Chloe by mataulvr reviews
a young girl, get in an accident and a certain autobot saves her- after they start to like each other and through hard ships who knows love might preval... this is the third instalment to my series of getting all of the autobots girlfriends hope you enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,273 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
A Gift From The Spark by AutobotV reviews
After a prank Wheeljack's mask is broken and our poor mech is too afraid to go out and have some fun time in the snow with his bondmate. Ratchet then get's the idea that all Wheeljack needs is a little gift to make him feel better. Short and Fluffy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Rage Within by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime replaces a circuit within him that seems to give the Autobot leader violent changes. Soon Optimus Prime becomes a threat to both Decepticons and Autobots and it will take both fractions to stop him! Will UPDATE SOON! SORRY FOR THE WAIT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,199 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Hush little baby by Blitzcreed reviews
After '07 movie Bumblebee discover's a secret; Wheeljack's project goes boom; Prime losses someone while Ironhide gains a following
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Behind The Mask by AutobotV reviews
Behind his Battlemask, Optimus Prime hides a terrible wound to remind him of the pain and suffering Megatron gave to him and the innocent lives lost. Based on mmmmmr's Beyond his Battlemask on deviantArt. Never Forget, never forgive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Flames to Dust by Paleodex reviews
G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Cybertronian Bug by AutobotV reviews
When the Autobot leader catches a virus he has to take a vacation so the other Autobots don't get infected. Spike is worried this might effect the Autobots friendship and the Decepticons are up to something! Will Optimus Prime recover or will it spread?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
It Was Simple, Really by Ksiezniczka reviews
G1. Crack!fic. Drabble. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe pull a prank on Ratchet. The medic reports it to Optimus Prime, who is more impressed than angry...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime and the Autobots fall into a trap made by the Decepticons, only that the whole thing has effected them all. Now some of the Autobots and Decepticons can't even hear, see or speak. But the leader of Optimus Prime has got it bad, very bad...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Mud by vericus reviews
G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Baby Mine by MouseDragon reviews
A happy ending to a tragic event, leaves the question of... How many Autobot's does it take to raise a baby?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
An Autobot Christmas by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Christmas story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
0700 hours at the Ark by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl has an...interesting day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Fugitive by MariaShadow reviews
G1 It's training day at the Ark again, and a few 'bots get the short end of the stick
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2005
Goodbye by MariaShadow reviews
G1- Post TFTM. Saying goodbye is never easy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005
Medical Emergency by Ratchet reviews
My first fanfiction. Bumblebee gets into a little 'accident'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2001
He Who Laughs Last by Nightwind reviews
G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Skywarp, Soundwave - Complete
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On The Straight and Narrow reviews
Following the events of the reknowned SynthEn incident of beloved Season 2, Ratchet has a series of highly unpleasant nightmares that soon start to warp his normal behaviour around his friends to the point they notice and worry for the grouchy medic. Is this just SynthEn withdrawal symptoms, or his mind trying to tell him something? Either way, only one bot can help a downed medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26
Once A Human, Twice A Robot reviews
A little gem. That was how it all started. One little sapphire-coloured trinket an American stranger gave Kai in the soon-to-be warzone that was London City. Now the City is ablaze while Kai is elsewhere being slowly coaxed back from the Death's grip but there is something else about this albino girl that isn't quite as it seems... OC/Optimus and T for a reason in later chapters
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out
The Decepticon's Daughter reviews
A quiet day turns out to be a mayhem-packed one after another Cybertronian escape pod crash-lands on Earth... right next to the Ark. What lays inside is more startling. It is a small blue and white femme. Battered from the wars she faced as a Youngling and family wounds still scarring, this femme draws attention to herself as her family ties are discovered...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Blaster, Soundwave
Stranded In The Cold With Eyes Like Emeralds reviews
My name is Emerald. No last name, no middle. I'd only gone to a reunion-style party when guns were pulled out and a strange man took me away from the soon-to-be melee but little did I know I was about to be involved in something out of this world...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Going Under reviews
A songfic reflecting how Starscream feels after so many beatings from Megatron, his cruel master
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Rule1: NEVER Prank Optimus Intentionally or not! reviews
When Sunstreaker and Sideswipe set up a prank, the last thing they expected was their leader to fall foul of it! I wonder what's going to happen now Optimus has gone a bit... weird?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Static reviews
A Sparkling is found by Optimus Prime and is taken into care by the Autobots but a surprise lays instore for them ... and the Decepticons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
The Twelve Days Of Prankmus reviews
The title speaks for itself doesn't it? Poor, poor Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete