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Name:Ashley (cuz im not telling you my real name)
Nickname:
Ty
Age: 15
Birthday: December 30
Birthplace:
Georgia
Current Location:
Georgia
Eye Color:Chocolate brown
Hair Color:Black but I want to get red or purple highlights in it
Height: 5'6
Weight: 126 lbs
Lefty or Righty:Lefty :P
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Screenname: thiree


I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.--> THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! POOR KIDS.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Well, that's all I have. I really like the poem!! I know it's on basically everyone profile, but child abuse is a real and important issue! Children are hurt, even killed, and WE can stop this! If you support the end of child abuse and want to do something about it post this on you're profile and show all of your friends! I COPIED AND PASTED THAT PART. child killers should be put to rest. in the opposite of Heaven. they're poops.

I LIKE 1... but thats just me

5 ways to open a banana:

1. Hack it into small pieces and then use a spoon to get the little pieces of banana out of their little peels.

2. Tie the banana to a tank of gas then throw the tank into the air and shoot a flaming arrow through it.

3. Stomp on it until the insides squishes out through the top.

4. Drill a hole through it and then use a toothpick to get the insides of the banana out.

And last but not least...

5. Simply peel it.

Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1.Bella

2.Edward

3.Nessie

4.Jacob

5.Alice

6.Jasper

7.Rosalie

8.Emmett

9.Esme

10.Carlisle

11.Seth

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- Jasper/ Seth... no

2) Do you think Four is hot?- Jacob...he's smokin' smexy

3) What would happen if Elevan got Eight pregnant?- Seth got Emmett prego? WTF!Emmett's a GIRL?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? -Esme... ya I read a few

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- Edward/ Jasper? HALE 2 THE NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? - Alice/ Esme or Alice/Carlisle? EWWWW! NEATHER! That's like incest!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?- Rosalie walked in on Bella and Edward? could be expected but Rosalie would prob scream "AAAHHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSS!!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. -Nessie/Carlisle...hmmm.. 'Nessie and Carlisle share a Grandpa/Granddaughter moment while the family's out hunting'

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? - Bella/Emmett?? yea... it's pretty cool

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.- Rosalie/Carlisle?..hmmm...'All we know'

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? - Bella/Jacob?! Brother/Sister Bonding

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? -Nessie slash? uuuhh i dont THINK so.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? - Seth? Nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - Edward/ Jacob/ Alice? I HOPE not.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - CARLISLE? prob sumthin like "OH GOD! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ESME!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? - Emmett..'Evacuate the Dance Floor(go lissin to it and think of Emmett/ Rosalie)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? -Bella/Jasper/CARLISLE!! how bout ' if u wana burn ur brain go ahead!'

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?-Carlisle to Edward? how bout "Son, have fun and be safe"

19) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Bella and Roaslie are in a happy relationship (not) until Rosalie runs off with Jacob (not). Bella , brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Seth(awkward) and a brief unhappy affair with Esme (eww), then follows the wise advice of Alice and finds true love with Nessie?? WTF NO(that is just incest...MAJORLY!)

People die every day from eating disorders, and every year; the death rate rises 0.5 percent. If you have the buds, or a full blown eating disorder, get help as soon as possible. people are also cured every day, you can be one of the number cured.

read my minons! read!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

hehe you guys read it all dident you! dident you! hahahahahahahaha!

Name: Thiree

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Birthday: Dec. 30

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Favorite:

Movie: Twilight

Twilight Saga: New Moon

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

Dear John

Avatar

Book:

Bad Girls Don't Die

Book Series: TWILIGHT SAGA BY: STEPHENIE MEYER!!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

TV Shows:

Catdog

Two Stupid Dogs

Powerpuff Girls

SpongeBob SquarePants

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

What I Like About You

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Troop

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron

The Othersiders

Recess

American Dragon Jake Long

Suite Life of Zack & Cody

That's 70s Show

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Wizards of Waverly Place

Suite Life On Deck

Family Matters

Zoey 101

George Lopez

Phineas and Ferb

AVATAR: The Last Airbender

Drake & Josh

Danny Phantom

Degrassi: The Next Generation

6Teen

Kappa Mikey

iCarly

True Jackson VP

Top 5 Actors

1. Kellan Christopher Lutz

2. Monroe Jackson Rathbone V

3. Taylor Lautner

4. Robert Thomas Pattinson

5. Tom Felton

Top 5 Twilight Characters

1.Mary Alice Brandon Cullen

2. Isabella Marie Swan Cullen

3. Rosalie Lillian Hale McCarty Cullen

4. Esme Anne Platt- Evenson Cullen

5. Emmett McCarty Cullen

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

About a week

Who introduced you to the books?

the internet was having ads about the books

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought Breaking Dawn. Twilight and Eclipse were gifts.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Right now, I'm looking forward to the Breaking Dawn movie. Read Eclipse, seen Twilight more then a hundred thousand times.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Dream ending...I came into the book series and the cullens come and find me lost in the woods as a vampire and take me in, but they have an extra vamp in their family when i get there and we fall in love.

Favorites: Who is your favorite character?

Alice, Bella, and Rose

Who's your favorite vampire?

Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"So th lion fell in love with the lamb"-Edward "What a stupid lamb"-Bella "What a sick, mesochistic lion"-Edward

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

At the prom.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched Jacob.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice and Bellla are talking about the wedding.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

After Renesmee is born they're in the clearing trying to get the Volturi not to kill Nessie.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Eclipse.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Breaking Dawn

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Read Breaking Dawn

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Twilight Movie.

The New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun?

The New Moon movie.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Alice.

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

Really hard choice..they both rock...Alice cuz she's like me... really hyper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper.

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme.

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett.

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie.

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Werewolves

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Saw the Trailer.

Are you excited for New Moon?

NO DUH!! i mean comon did u see Taylor Launter's muscles, the wolf phasing, and Jasper!?

What do you think of the casting so far?

AWESOME!! best cast ever! Especially Ashley Greene!

Are you going to go see New Moon?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My mom (we're soooo obsessed!)

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

What movie does?

Breaking Dawn:

Did you buy the book as soon as it was out?

No, I didn't start reading the saga until after it was out already.

What did you think about Bella being turned into a vampire finally?

It was coool.

Did you like who Jacob imprinted in the book?

I thought it was good, because he can finally stop trying to take Bella from Edward.

Did you like the ending?

Yes.

What did you think about the Volturi in the book?

Full of bitches.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

...creepy...

How did you feel about Charlie's reaction to finding out Edward was a vampire?

He never found out Edward was a vampire...did he?

What did you think about Jacob breaking from Sam's pack?

He finally got to take up his effin' rightful place as alpha!

Did you like the relationship Bella and Jacob settled into at the end?

Nice...they're friends now.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight.

How about Edward's?

Breaking Dawn.

Jacob's?

New Moon.

Alice's?

Eclipse

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Seth, Rose, Bella, Esme, and Nessie

Pick 10 characters

1 Alice

2 Bella

3 Rosalie

4 Nessie

5 Emmett

6 Carlisle

7 Jasper

8 Esme

9 Edward

10 Seth

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 (Emmett) was stranded on the toilet because she was out of paper?

Tell Esme then go to Bella's to be away from them!

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Rosalie) and Number 7 (Jasper) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

Call Emmett and Alice.

3. Number 8 (Esme) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

If she can design a house then she might be able to fix the plumbing.

4. Number 2 (Bella) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

THAT WOULD BE SO FEAKIN’ AWESOME!!

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Seth)) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

6. Number 3 (Rose) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

The roller skating rink!! :D

7. Number 9 (Edward) killed Number 4 (Nessie) right in front of you?

He wouldn't be able to hurt his own daughter let alone kill her

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Carlisle) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

NO!

2. Number 1 (Alice) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

What I want to know is………. WHO GAVE ALICE A DRILL IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

3. Number 10 (Seth) and Number 5 (Emmett) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

No, because Emmett and Seth would prob. do something stupid and get into more than necissary

4. Number 8 (Esme) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

Yeah.

5. Number 2 (Bella) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

Nope! She would prob. kill my comp. she doesn't have enough patience to fix a computer

6. Number 4 (Nessie) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Edward)?

HELL YEA!!

7. Number 1 (Alice) and Number 3 (Rose) to operate heavy machinery together?

They could prob. do whatever it is that they need to do... they their stuff.

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Emmett) asks Number 2 (Bella) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

Tell Rose and Edward then sit back watch.

2. Number 7 (Jasper) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

yes

3. Number 8 (Esme) and Number 9 (Edward) are fighting over you. What happens now?

hope that Edward wins... majorly

4. What if Number 1(Emmett) kissed you?

Who wouldn’t want to kiss a Cullen boy?

5. Number 3 (Alice) confesses his/her secret love for Number 5 (Rosalie). What do you think of this?

Run away screaming!!

6. Number 6 (Carlisle) is cheating on Number 7 (Jasper) with Number 3 (Rosalie), and you find out about it. What do you do?

7. Number 4 (Nessie) proposes to you. Your reaction?

EWWW!!! NO!!!! She would be like my sister... and plus i am NOT lesbo

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Alice) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

I don't want to know!!

2. What if Number 2 (Bella) tied Number 4 (Nessie) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him/her until he/she cried?

Bella wouldn't be able to do that to her own daughter

3. ...and then Number 8 (Esme) and Number 5 (Emmett) danced around the table in their underwear. Your reaction upon seeing this?

Go tell Rose and Carlisle.

4. Number 10 (Seth) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

As long as it’s not Emmett!

5. Would YOU get a crush on Number 9(Edward)?

Yes

6. What was Number 6 (Carlisle) in prison for?

WoulProbably because he was convicted of a crime he did not do.

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Nessie) smashed through the wall of your room in a bikini, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

Do you really want to know?

What Would You Do If...

1.Number 1 (Alice) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Be scared of what she is planning.

2. Number 2 (Bella) asked you to go out with him?

Turn her down.

3. Number 3 (Rose) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

She probably just walked in to give me a makeover.

4. Number 4 (Nessie) cooked you dinner?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

5. Number 5 (Emmett) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

He can't sleep

6. Number 8 (Esme) got into the hospital somehow?

She probably just went to see Carlisle.

7. Number 9 (Edward) made fun of your friends?

Idk. Be pissed off

8. Number 10 (Seth) ignored you all the time?

I would wonder why.

What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Alicet) do?

Get me to a safe place and tell me to stay there til it is safe again

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Bella) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

First off, she would call Carlisle to help me. Secondly, WHY AM I ON VACCATION WITH BELLA!?

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Rose) give you?

Something with good style

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Nessie) do?

Get her dad to save me A.S.A.P. :D

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Emmett) do?

Probably laugh... and give me crap about it for the rest of my life

6. You're about to marry Number 8(Esme). What's Number 6's (Carlisle) reaction?

Probably kill me for taking his mate

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Jasper) cheer you up?

Go see a scary movie with Mike and watch him puke because of it. LMAO!

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Esme) calm you down?

Does something motherly.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Edward) support you?

Says some encourageing words and helps me win

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Seth) do?

Slap me probably.

Relationship Part

1. Number 1 (Alice) is all you've ever dreamed of.

Not in a relationship with her, but being best friends for life

2. Number 2 (Bella) tells you about her deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Edward). Your reaction?

"I knew it!"

3. You're dating Number 3 (Rose) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?

Prob. not with Rose's bitchy-ness

4. Number 4 (Nessie) loves Number 9 (Edward) as well. What does that mean?

It means that Nessie is love her father as a father and nothing more

5. Number 6 (Carlisle) appears to break many hearts. What do you do?

Stand there shocked out of my mind.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Jasper) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He thinks I'm pretty.

7. Number 8 (Esme) thinks he'll/she’ll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

She is supposed to be married to Carlisle.

Friendship Part

1. Could Number 1 (Alice) and Number 6 (Carlisle) be soul mates?

I hope not!

2. Would Number 2 (Bella) trust Number 5 (Emmett)?

Most likely.

3. Number 3 (Rose) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Jasper) come along?

She drags Jasper along, against his will.

4. Number 4 (Nessie) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Seth). What happens after that?

Seth pokes Nessie back and they start a poking war

5. Number 5 (Emmett) and Number 1 (Alice) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Art

6. If Number 6 (Carlisle) and Number 3 (Rose) cooked dinner, what would they make?

Idk, blood maybe.

7. Number 7 (Jasper) and Number 9 (Edward) apply for a job. What job?

Jasper= History teacher Edward= prob. a music teacher

8. Number 8 (Esme) gives Number 5 (Emmett) a haircut. Is that OK?

Sure. I f you wamt to see a bald Emmett

9. Number 9 (Edward) sketches what Number 6's (Carlisle) perfect mate should look like.

I hope it's a sketch of Esme

10. Number 10 (Seth) and Number 8 (Esme) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

I don’t know about Seth, but Esme can’t blush.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987


QUOTES

Carlisle: Jasper's our newest vegatarian. It's a little difficult for him. Jasper: It's a pleasure to meet you. Alice: It's okay Jasper. You won't hurt her.

Alice: You bowed your head like a good Soutern Gentlemen and said, 'I'm sorry Ma'am.' Jasper: You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.

Jasper: She sees the course people are on while their on it. If they change their mind the vision changes. Bella: So the course that the tracker's on now is gonna lead him to a ballet studio. Alice: You've been here? Bella: I took lessons as a kid. The school I went to had an arch just like that. Jasper: Was your school here in Pheonix?

Victoria: I'm the one with the wicked curve ball. Jasper: Oh well I think we can handle that!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been known to ramble, copy and paste this into your profile.

Talking to yourself, not weird. Arguing with yourself, not weird. Arguing with yourself and LOSING, that's when it gets weird. If you have ever lost an argument with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I SELF-HARM, so I MUST be a skank, depressed Emo Kid.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I go to an ALL GIRL school so I MUST be a lesbian.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.

Try Not To Cry,

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Jasper!

2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.

3. I stabbed Jasper Hale with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.

4. I stay up at night waiting for Jasper to show up.

5. Ballet studios give me the chills.

6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...

7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.

8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.

9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.

10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Jasper would save me.

11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.

12. I pray for rain so Jasper can come out and play.

13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.

14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.

15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Jasper was doing.

16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.

17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.

18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!"

19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.

20. Whenever I hear the name Jasper, I go... "What?! Where?!"

21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.

22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!" 2

3. I am addicted to something called herionTWILIGHT!

24. I can hear Jasper, not Edward like most girl

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would deffinately flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing Leg and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a sentence that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you eventually realized that the sentence was completely pointless, CP this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P

When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

I didn't want him to die- so much that even though I hated this life,

I was selfish enough to ask Carlisle to change him for me.

I got luckier than I deserved.

Emmett is everything I would have asked for if I'd known myself well enough to know what to look for.

He's exactly the kind of person someone like me needs. And, oddly enough, he needs me too.- Rosalie Hale (Rose that's me!)

I think this is so romantic...

So cute so cute

I’ll try not to break anything.

She’s diabolical.

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.

Eerie, isn’t it?

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.

Oooo, scary

Chill, Bella.

I’m not going down without a fight.

Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.

Fall down again, Bella?

Emmett Cullen

Funny but Random quotes

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks I call my friends

Yeah you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Smile... it confuses people

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

I can resist anything but temptation

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there

A day without sunshine is like...night

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Happiness is just around the corner! Too bad the world is round!

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

Be Against Racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
--IF YOU BELIEVE RACISM IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Where were you (When The World Stopped Turning) by Alan Jackson

Waking Up: I Can't Put Out This Fire by Brooks & Dunn

First Day at School: Easy From Now On by Miranda Lambert

Falling in Love: Wasted Whiskey by Rodney Atkins

Fight Song: Oklahoma- Texas Line by Rascal Flatts

Breaking Up: Can't Back Down by Camp Rock Cast

Prom Night: It's On by Camp Rock Cast

Life: There's A Wall by Miranda Lambert

Mental Breakdown: In The Middle by Rodney Atkins

Driving: Guilty In Here by Miranda Lambert

Flashback: If You're Going Through Hell (Before The Devil Even Knows) by Rodney Atkins

Getting back Together: Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks & Dunn

Wedding: My Last Breath by Evanescence

Birth of Child: Love Your Memory by Miranda Lambert

Final Battle: Different Summers by Camp Rock Cast

Funeral Song: We'll Burn That Bridge by Brooks &Dunn

Final Credits: Happy Ending by Sugarland

These are 12 signs that you are falling in love...

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
Now make a wish : put this on ur profile as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"
and something good will happen to you tonight:X:X:X:X

Put this on ur
channel if you are or
support Goths
Put this on your
channel if you
are or support
Goth

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
So why bother?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Vanessa Cullen 17, thiree

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you are also this type of gal paste this into your profile :)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

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(.• (.•(.•(.•(.•(.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

MOMMY

'At age 8, your mom buys you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping
it all over her lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You
thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.

You thanked herby being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she told you
how deep she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You
thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your mom, post this on your profile. Make sure you always tell the people you love them when you have the chance, the could be here one mintue and gone the next. That is my worst nightmare, that she will die and I won't get to say I love you.

"This is ten percent luck,
twenty percent skill,
fifteen percent concentrated power of will,

five percent pleasure,
fifty percent pain,
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name"
(Fort Minor)

SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE:

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this .

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

What do I do when I get bored?

hmm...

1. Say a word over and over again until it loses it's meaning

2. Calmly have a nervous breakdown

3. Recopy the Bible substituting my name for God

4. Play tag... with myself

5. See how long I can go without blinking

6. Call someone over and over again until something bad happens

7. Have a conversation with myself

8. Take out all of the lights in the house then rearrange the furniture

9. stare at a lava lamp

10. go to the mall and find something to make fun of about every person that walks by

(Feel free to make fun of me, I'm weird and I'm proud!)

11. Buy an air horn and well... you know the rest

12. In the morning put my pajamas on and at night get dressed in jeans and a T-shirt

13. make stupid lists

14. Question our existence and why I'm even alive

(I'M NOT SUICIDAL! DON'T WORRY! HAHA LOL)

15. wear my hair sticking strait up

16. uhhh...

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. --Woody Allen

Flies like to fly 'cause they don't like to stay

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?-Frank Colby

I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscarhttp://login.fanfiction.net/account/profile.php Wilde

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

This is a true story A girl died in 1933 A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

I saw this and I just HAD to share this! it's too funny!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

By An Unknown Author

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Then I fell down the rest of the stairs, that were luckly covered with carpet, and let me tell you: IT FLIPPIN' HURT! I THOUGHT I'D BROKEN SOMETHING.)

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, Obsessededwardcullenluver, Edward's ONLY True Love, Arianna Cullen,vampiressbella2009, -xXxBlonde ambitionxXx-, thiree

Media Player Shuffle(Put your iPod or whatever on shuffle and answer the questions!)

1. How does the world see me?


One Blue Sky- Sugarland

2. Will I have a happy life?

Dry Town- Miranda Lambert

3. What do people really think of me?


Bless The Broken Road- Rascal Flatts

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Going Under- Evanescence

5. How can I make others happy?


That'd Be Alright- Alan Jackson

6. How can I make myself happy?

Watchin' You- Rodney Atkins

7. What should I do with my life?

... Baby One More Time- Brittany Spears

8. Will I ever have children?

Want To- Surgarland

9. What is some good advice for me?

Then I Did- Rascal Flatts

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Kerosene- Miranda Lambert

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?


So Yesterday- Hilary Duff

12. What song will play at my funeral?

I Wanna Die- Miranda Lambert

13. What type of men do you like?


Our Time Is Changing- Brooks and Dunn

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

It's Not Too Late

15. Why am I here?

Brand New Day- Camp Rock 2: Soundtrack

16. What will people remember me for?

Rock Hard Or Go Home- Iron Weasel

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Gunpowder and Lead- Miranda Lambert

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Bring On The Night- Alan Jackson

19. What will this year be all about?


Tourniquet- Evanescence

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

You're My Favorite Song- Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Rock My World (Little Country Girl)- Brooks and Dunn

22 - Your message to the world:

When The Sand Runs Out- Rascal Flatts

23 - Your deepest secret:

She Used To Be Mine- Brooks and Dunn

24 - Your innermost desire:

It's Not OK- Zac Brown Band

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

First Love- Alan Jackson

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Crazy Ex- Girlfriend- Miranda Lambert

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Settlin'- Sugarland

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

Sic 'Em On A Chicken- Zac Brown Band

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Up!- Barbie Hit Mix

30- You’d describe your best friend as:

Toes- Zac Brown Band

31- You'd describe yourself as:

Famous In A Smalltown- Miranda Lambert

32- Your friends describe you as:

Mean Girls- Sugarland

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Mary- Zac Brown Band

34- Your philosophy in life is:

Love Is Looking For You- Miranda Lambert

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Sugarland- Sugarland


Favorite Pairings:

Tiva (Tony & Ziva) NCIS

Brennan & Booth Bones

Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger Harry Potter

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish Australia would put more than just one episode night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.


THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME:

What is on your bed right now? euh, I sleep on the couch...,

When was the last time you threw up? last week, which is really unusual cause I almost never throw up

What's your favorite word or phrase? Fuck.

Name 3 people who made you smile today? My dad, my mom and my cat (hey, I count that as a person too ;)-)

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping, DUH!

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction, what else?!

What is your favorite holiday? Ugh, I hate holidays, too comercial!

Have you ever been to another country? Yep, Germany and Italy

What is the last thing you said aloud? Thank You.

What is the best ice cream flavor? Chocolate

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water, that's right, I'm a fish!

What are you wearing right now? jeans and a long sleeved sweater

What was the last thing you ate? Euh, a sandwich with cheese, salad and mayonaise

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope!

When was the last time you ran? Beats me!

What's the last sporting event you watched? Some wheeler event, don't know

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? America, anwhere in America.

Ever go camping? Nope

Do you have a tan? No, I don't tan, I hate the sun

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? Nope

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? Sometimes ;)

Do you drink your soda from a straw? Depends what mood I'm in

What did your last text message say? Looking for a job? Call this number...

Are you someone's best friend? IDK, I used to be, not sure anymore.

What are you doing tomorrow? Nothing, Nothing and more nothing,...!!

Where is your mom right now? with my dad, out for a drink.

Look to your left, what do you see? mirror cabinet

What color is your watch? don't have one

What do you think of when you think of Australia? Skippy the bush kangaroo!

Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Yep, scares the hell out of me each time.

What is your birthstone? Euh, no idea

Do you have a dog? Yes, two

Last person you talked to on the phone? A work person calling to see if I still needed a job

Any plans today? Nope, I always make it up as I go

Are you happy? Bored to death!

Where are you right now? Living Room

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Hmm, life itself?

Last song listened to? Vindicated

Last movie you saw? Die Hard 4.0

Are you allergic to anything? Yes, sunlight! Ughh, I hate sun!

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? ask Alice Cullen, I'm not a shoes person

Are you jealous of anyone? Yes, everyone with a job!

Are you married? Nope

Is anyone jealous of you? IDK, as Edward Cullen, he can read people's minds, not me!

Do any of your friends have children? My best friend or whatever she is to me now is pregnant, yay!

Do you eat healthy? Hell no! I eat whatever I want.

What do you usually do during the day? Read FanFic or write FanFic or make music videos

Do you hate anyone right now? Yes, I am very much hated where I live, have been this way since I was a baby.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Nah, why would I?

How many kids do you want when you're older? I have no freakin' idea.


You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Johnny Depp,
I say Taylor Lautner!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Vampires,
I say Werewolves!
You say Team Edward,
I say Team Jacob 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!


female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.


You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!
You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.
You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.
You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.
You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.
You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.


If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a veggy vamp, and please make me extremely beautiful than too! God, I want to become a vampire. sigh

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.


AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LJS is Love Jacob Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.


If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.


This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Idiot, I paid 12 to come to the movies and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Stupid?


100 Truths fill out copy and paste

Last beverage sweet tea

Last phone call older sister

Last song you listened to Christmas Shoes

Last time you cried a few months ago??

Last text message 5 months ago??

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice no

Been cheated on dunno, maybe...

Kissed someone & regretted it no, never kissed anyone

Lost someone special Definitely...

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
Black, Red, Purple

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend Yep!

Fallen out of love No, never been in love

Laughed until you cried I do that a lot, every few days...

Met someone who changed your life yeah, sure have...

Found out who your true friends were yeah... by finding out who my back stabbing friends were!

RANDOM:
Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list nope

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life Ha, wouldn't you like to know! Probably only 3 or 4

How many kids do you want to have twins

Do you have any pets no

Do you want to change your name Absolutely, I hate mine!

What did you do for your last birthday had fun! duh

What time did you wake up today 6:35

What were you doing at midnight last night watchin tv in my room

Name something you CANNOT wait for Breaking Dawn Part 2 to come out!!

Last time you saw your father a week ago...

What's one thing you wish you could change my life... aint that original?

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom no

What's getting on your nerves right now these questions :p

Most visited web page fanfiction or youtube, or both, don't know which.

Zodiac sign Capricorn

Elementary/middle/high school LES, LMS, HMS, &MPHS

Hair color black

Long or short ummm… in between, for now...

Are you a freak Yeah, you just figured that out?

Height 5'5... maybe 5'4

What do you like about yourself my compassion (was, that sounds corny)

Piercings ears

Tattoos no, don't want none either

Righty or lefty Lefty

FIRSTS :
First surgery Never! So far...

First piercing My ears.

First best friend Abri, and she still is

First sport you joined none so far

First pet dog

First vacation How the heck should I know?!

First concert Brantley Gilbert

First crush oh no you won't, I've embarressed myself enough with that one!

CURRENTLY :
Eating Nada!

Drinking sweet tea

I'm about to post this on my profile on fanfiction

Waiting for a reason to exist, life is boring

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? Yep! Maybe... eventually... I'll decide later, I always change my mind on that one...

Want to get married? dunno...

Careers in mind? sleeping? shrink in a hospital for abused kids

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
Lips or eyes eyes

Hugs or kisses hugs

Shorter or taller taller, but not too tall or i'll feel too short

Older or Younger older, never younger. Never once dated or kissed a younger guy!

Romantic or spontaneous Both.

Sensitive or loud Both.

Hook-up or relationship Relationship.

Trouble-maker or hesitant trouble-maker if I have to choose

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger no, never

Lost glasses/contacts lost one down the sink, does that count?

Ran away from home no

Broken someone's heart I hope not...

Been arrested no, not even close

Turned someone down Yes.

Cried when someone died yes.

Liked a guy/girl friend no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself Hell no!

Love at first sight maybe...

Heaven yea

Santa Claus not really

Kiss on the first date kiss after 10 minutes of knowing each other?! No, I'm not a slut

Angels yea

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now Yes, Jacob Black! Ha, didn't see that one coming, did ya? No, I didn't think so. Told ya I was crazy!

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time No, I wouldn't do that

Do you believe in God? yes

Posting this as 100 Truths? Yes.


How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes.
I struggle to find any truth in your lies.
And now my heart stumbles on things I don't know.
My weakness I feel I must finally show.
Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all.
Lend me your heart and I'll just let you fall.
Lend me your eyes, I can change what you see.
But your soul you must keep totally free.

If I Scream
The world’s a hostile desert
My life’s on a raw frontier
And if I scream, I will scream
Knowing you don’t even hear

The world’s a web of questions
My life is a tangled lie
And if I beg, I will beg
Knowing you’ll never reply

The world’s a sea of sorrow
My life is a lonely tear
And if I reach, I will reach
Knowing you’ll never be here

The world’s a room of daggers
My life is filled with despair
And if I bleed, I will bleed
Knowing you don’t even care

The world is an ugly game
My life controlled by the dice
And if I die, I will die
Knowing you won’t think twice

Anonymous

I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill those two dead boys.
One dead boy who had no feet
Began to run down the street.
The other dead boy who could not talk,
Said "Oh, Policeman, let me walk."
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

There is something absolutely perfect about imperfection.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

The White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
hen I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


u say hi i say hay
u say brown i say chesnut
u say spotty i say appy
u say your fast i say me and my best friend are faster
u say mall i say barn
u say summer i say show season
u say claires i say Charlottes
u say clothes shopping i say tack shopping
u say high heels i say jod boots
u say skirts i say Jodphurs
u say get an early start Ok! Lemme Go get My Helmet!
u say got new shoes I say so did my horse
u say boys are FIT I say my stallion is stunning
u say gourmet i say split a carrot w/the horse
u say pedicure i say farrier
u say horses suck i knock ur front teeth out,rip u apart and hang u on my wall!!


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

Set sail in a general, that way direction.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

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I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, LilMissWolfGirl,Bookworm290, Twilightholic-Tanya, Breeze, VampireandHorses4ev3r, thiree


Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zooI wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC!! (O)

You might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting Off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...

I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a Loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the Trigger


A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.


make love, not war

it's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say

who can say if I've been changed for the better?
I've changed foor good

if you could hear me I would say that our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we've touched

tears are words the heart can't express

love is when you shed a tear and still want him
it's when he ignores you and you still love him
it's when he loves another girl but you still smile and say:
I'm happy for you
when all you really do is cry

too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the smalllest act of caring
all of which have the potenial to turn a life around

rules are made to be broken

if you start with nothing, you've got nothing to lose

there's a moment you know, you're fucked

parents spend the first half of your life teaching you how to walk and talk
and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up

my mind works like lightning,
one brilliant flash... then it's gone

sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity

death is Gods way of saying: you're fired!
suiside is our way of saying: you can't fire me! I quit!

we live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do

i am amazed at radio DJ's today. i am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron.
i will not begin to tell you what FM stands for

a computer beat me once at chess
but it was no match for me at kickboxing

i don't suffer from insanity...
i enjoy every minute of it

your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

don't follow my footsteps... i walk into walls

i'm not clumsy...
the floor just hates me

they say the truth will set you free, then why is it everytime i tell the truth i get sent to my room?

never take life serious...
nobody gets out alive

i'm not prejudiced
i hate everybody equally

always forgive your enemies
nothing annoys them so much

i don't believe in a lot of things
but i do believe in ducktape

angel by day
devil by night

even a white rose has a black shadow

giving up doesn't always mean your too weak
sometimes it means your strong enough to let it go

never dry your tears
if you still wanna cry

i'm not so good at advise
can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

there is a hero
if you look into your heart

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
it's about learning how to dance in the rain

i would never apologise for how i feel
'cause that's apologizing for being real


If you truly belive, there is a Jasper Hale somewhere for you ( Doesn't mean his name has to be Jasper Hale) copy and paste in your pro.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight its NOT funny no more, copy and paste.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you yell at your computer when news about the Twilight movie is posted C&P

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

When every you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile

If you walk around you house talking to your self about somthing that happned in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, copy and paste this into your profile.


28 Truths about Life

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

9. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

10. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

11. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

12. Family is about more than just blood.

13. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

14. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

15. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

16. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

17. There are exceptions to every rule.

18. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

19. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

20. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

21. Cold hands = Warm heart.

22. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

23. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

24. Romeo was an idiot.

25. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

26. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

27. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

28. Space heaters can be very annoying.


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Back Away Slowly Then Run, WhiteWolfLegend, thiree


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, The Evil Authoress, shadowgrave22, Overdramatic comedian, thiree

If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If crayons are made of wax, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to a human, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not going to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

If you think you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

TIME FOR GOD

God, when I
received this e-mail, I thought ...

I don't
have time for this ... And, this is really inappropriate
during work.

Then, I realized
that this kind of thinking is Exactly, what has caused
lot of the problems in our world today.

We
try to keep God in church on Sunday morning...

Maybe, Sunday
night...

And, the
unlikely event of a midweek service.

We
do like to have Him around during sickness...

And, of course,
at funerals.

However, we
don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play...

Because.. That's
the part of our lives we think ... We can, and should, handle on our
own.

May
God forgive me for ever thinking...

That t here is
a time or place where.

HE
is not to be FIRST in my life.

We
should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.

If,
You aren't ashamed to do this...

Please follow
the directions.

Jesus said, 'If
you are ashamed of me, I will be ash
amed of you before my Father.'

Not
ashamed?

Pass this on
ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!

Yes, I do Love
God.

HE
is my source of existence and Savior.

He
keeps me functioning each and every day... Without Him, I will
be nothing. But, with Christ, HE strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

This is
the simplest test.

If
You Love God ... and, are not ashamed of all the marvelous
things HE has done for you ...

Send this to ten
people and the person who sent it to you!

Now do you have the
time to pass it on?

Make sure that
you scroll through to the end.

Easy vs. Hard

Why
is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a
lie?

Why
are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over
we suddenly wake up?

Why
is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail, but yet we forward
all of the nasty ones?

Of
all the free gifts we may receive, Prayer is the very best one ...

There are no
costs, but wonderful rewards ... GOD BLESS!

Notes: Isn't it
funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the
world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how someone can say
'I believe in God' but still follow
Satan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in God).

Isn't it funny
how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages
regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?

Isn't it funny
how when you go to forward this message, you will not send
it to many on your address list because you're not sure what
they believe, or what they
will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny
how I can be more worried about what
other people think of
me than what God thinks of me.

I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they
will be blessed by
God in a way special for them.

And send it
back to the

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven"

SCARY STORY!!!!!!!!!!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Freaked me out!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits

Waking Up: I Can't Be Bothered by Miranda Lambert

First Day of School: Sugarland by Sugarland

Falling In Love: I Love You by Avril Lavigne

Fight Song: April Showers by Sugarland

Breaking Up: Kerosene by Miranda Lambert

Prom Night: Love Letters by Miranda Lambert

Life: Love Your Memory by Miranda Lambert

Mental Breakdown: My Last Breath by Evanescence

Driving: Love Is Looking For You by Miranda Lambert

Flashback: Settlin' by Sugarland

Getting Back Together: Happy Ending by Sugarland

Wedding: Innocence by Avril Lavigne

Birth of a Child: Going Under by Evanescence

Final Battle: My Immortal by Evanescence

Funeral Song: Every Day America by Sugarland

Final Credits: Bad Reputation by Avril Lavigne


About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you


Bella : Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward : No

Bella : Do you like me?

Edward : No

Bella : Do you want me?

Edward : No

Bella : Would you cry if I left?

Edward : No

Bella : Would you live for me?

Edward : No

Bella : Would you do anything for me?

Edward : No

Bella : Chose - me or your life

Edward : My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says . . .

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life.

Signs you live in 2010:

1. You are on your computer everyday.

2. You are more inside than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. Now you feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile right now - feel free.

Holdin Hands -

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling -

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.

Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies -

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.

Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other -

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too . . .

And mean it.

Laying below the stars -

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.

Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hand with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush . . .

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

What a boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you

When she ignores you, give her attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers

When she re-posts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay, don't believe it, because 10 years later she'll remember

Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on FanFiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile (doing it at the moment! )

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile ( I do it all the time, don't feel bad! :D)

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile ( I do it all the time, don't feel bad! :D)

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.(Twilight!LOL)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(Both of us are)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you currently have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer.

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))
A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!"

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you see a Volvo and think twilight...copy and past this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


List ten Twilight characters in no particular order

1. Bella

2. Alice

3. Rosalie

4. Jasper

5. Carlisle

6. Emmett

7. Jacob

8. Edward

9. Seth

10. Renesmee

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Carlisle and Renesmee? no

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yes of course but I'm a girl so i wouldn't go out with her :S

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Emmett got Bella pregnant? Rosalie would be pissed!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Seth? No, I haven't really read too many with him in them

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Alice and Jacob? no they're supposed to be mortal enemies... they don't even like each other that much... so how would they possibly be able to be in a relationship

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Jasper and Edward or Jasper and Seth? um! none!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?

If Jacob discovered Rosalie and Edward in bed together? I think he'd be shocked to say the least and he would probably tell Bella that Edward was cheating on her and besides Rosalie and Edward can't hardly stand each other anyways so why would they be in bed together in the first place

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Alice and Emmett? Alice Whitlock has just been dumped by her long term boyfriend. She is depressed and and decides to move to a new high school in Forks. Emmett McCarthy has just been dumped by his girlfriend and is in a wirl of depression. Can they bring love back together when they meet each other at their high school?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Jasper and Renesmee? No! At least if there are I haven't seen them yet... and I hope I never do... that would just be very awkward

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Bella and Carlisle? 'Fatherly Comfort'

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Jasper wanted to seduce Bella? um...eww?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven/nine slash?

Jacob and Seth?! I would hope not!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Renesmee? La La Land

14. If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say?

If Seth was cheated on by Alice with Carlisle? well he'd be very upset and confused and it wouldn't happen in the first place!

15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).”

Bella and Jacob are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off with Jasper. Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Alice and a brief unhappy affair with Emmett, then ends up being stalked by Seth. After hiring Renesmee to kill the creep, Bella follows the wise advise of Rosalie and moves next door to Carlisle, where she finally finds true love with Edward. The only messed up part of that was the Alice and Emmett part of the story o_o


PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR AGAINST JUDGEMENT

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver

I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I cut my wrists so I MUST be EMO.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be a baby killer.


You're a 90's and/or early 2000's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
-You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
-You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
-You remember reading "Goosebumps"
-You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
-If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

-When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record (or hear) your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
-Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
-You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

-You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
-You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
-You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

-You remember those Where's Waldo books.
-You remember eating Warheads.
-You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
-You remember Ring Pops.

-You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
-If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
-When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
-You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

-Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
-. . . Furbies
-Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
-You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

-Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
-You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

-You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

-Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
-You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
-You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
-You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
-You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
-You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
-You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
-Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
-Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
-Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
-Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
-When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
-When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
-You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's and early 2000's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things


If you have pulled on a door that clearly said push or vis versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-I say George Strait
You say KEVIN JONAS -I say Kenny Chesney
You say SNOOP DOG- I say Brad Paisley
You say BRITNEY SPEARS- I say Brooks & Dunn
You say SOULJA BOY- I say Tim Mcgraw
You say RAP- I say Country!
you say POP- I say Yee Haw.!
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap,
if your one of the 8% who like listening to country then please copy and paste to your profile


--Do You--

Have any siblings: Yes. A younger brother and sister and an older sister
Have any pets:
Nope
Have a job: Nope
Have a cellphone: Yep.
Have any special talents or skills: Eh not really.
Have any fears: Spiders. Those things are so creepy!
Have a bedtime: Uh no.
Sing in the shower:
No
Want to go to college:
In the future.
Get along with your parents: Most of the time
Have any piercings: Yep. My ears :P
Have any tattoos: Nope
Swear: No I don’t fucking swear. What kind of dumbass question is that? Haha.
Smoke:
Nope
Drink:Occasionally
Do Drugs: Nope, never done them

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: Nope
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope, and I don’t ever plan to.
Are you single: Yep.
Are you in a relationship: No.
Do you have a crush on someone:No.
Ever been dumped: Nope.
Ever dumped someone: Unfortunately, yes.

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off:
Lights off. I’m a night person.
TV or Movie: Depends on what’s on TV and what the movie is.
Car or Truck:Truck
Cash or Check:
Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: French toast, but not for breakfast. I don’t eat breakfast.
Strawberries or Blueberries:
Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins:
Cookies!
Winter Break or Spring Break:
Winter because of my birthday :)
Hugs or Kisses: Both are great :P

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Yes.
Smiled for no reason: I do that a lot actually.
Laughed so hard you cried: Again, I do that a lot.
Talked to someone you don't know: Yep, that’s how I met best guy friend :D
Drank alcohol: Yes.
Done drugs: No.
Partied 'til the sun came up: No.
Gotten a ticket: No.
Been arrested: No.
Been convicted of a crime:
No.
Been in a wreck:
No.
Been out of the country:
No.

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Yes.
Ever TP'd someone's house:
Nope.
Ever egged someone's house:
Nope.
How many languages do you speak: One. English.
Who do you compare yourself to: Why compare myself to anyone? I’m awesome the way I am.
Ever regret anything: Yeah…
Do you like being tickled:
No.
What are your goals:To live life to the fullest, and just have fun.
Are your fingers tired: No…
Are you tired of this survey: A little…
Are you happy: Most of the time…


I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.


I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm Ginger (Naturally or not), so i MUST have a bad temper.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (My friends say i really pretty, so i'm just going to go with that)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black. (I could care less. I hate politics XD)

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be the SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the Shops, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I am AWESOME , JUST BECAUSE I AM !


.••) .•) .•.•) .•) (.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted


You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid arse

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

If you think normal people are boring, copy and paste this on your profile. (boring is normal...but for me and my mates, normal is weird) You don't need a reason to be happy, you only need a reason to be sad.

About 90% or more of teens would have a breakdown if you called them a freak. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 10% that would say, "have you only just figured that out?"


“Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” -Johnny Depp


- Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

- I don't obsess! I think intensely.

- The voices in my head don't like you

- Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- I live in my own little world, because the people there are the only people who understand me.

- Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

- Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

- Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

- People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

- You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

- You call me crazy, like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

- Twilight made me realise... Real life is extremely boring.

- Remember, Dynamite comes in small packages.

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

- To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

- I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

- We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're good at one thing, and that's staying strong.

- Stupidity killed the cat and Curiosity was framed.

- Love me or hate me, personally I could care less

- Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

- I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black. You can die and I can live forever!

- If Barbie's so popular, Why do you have you buy her friends?

- Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

- Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum

-There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(sometimes it is!)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE IN LEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE!

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.


A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking about clothes, boys or sex to her friends. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time ScarsOfThePast, Flaperlump, Emmettloverforevertilltheend,thiree


I am not like most people, No one really knows that I write fanfictions, I only have a few friends, I'm the kind of girl that hides everything behind a smile, and tells the world I'm okay. I love reading, writing, drawing, and dance. I'd rather stay home and write stories than go to school dances. I'd rather draw than go to parties. People think I am just a rambunctious teenager that gets into trouble a lot, but in reality I am a quiet girl, that likes to slow down and take in my surroundings.I have lost friendships over stupid things that revolved around my writing. To start off, writing is my passion.


1. Someone has called you a weirdo before.

2.if you dont care what people say or think about you.

3.you sometimes read a book until 1 or 2 in da morning.

4.If you are a fan of teen quotes.

5.You finish a book and the next one doesnt come out for a year so you go on fanfiction and read fanfics of it.

6.If you have posters all over your room including the ceiling.

7. If you get exciting when you get 1 or 2 reviews.

8.If more of your friends are boys than girls[this only counts for girls.]


Death of an Innocent

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, As everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, But as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, And hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk," Mom, And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom... I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, And most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time. I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank And I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, And I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying And all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, Not to drink and drive. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom. Before I say good bye. I didn't drink and drive, So why am I the one to die?


95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem,Guyanies-Hinndi-Chick1993, CherryWolf-chan, Reads-way-2-much, I-LOVE-MY-REVIEWERS, Heaven Hell Angel, MaxRideandPercyJackson4ever, thiree


Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same.


1.January... Sexy
2. February ... Hot
3. March ... Liar
4. April... Player
5. May ... Faithful
6. June ... ..Caring
7. July ... Nice
8. August ...Gorgeous
9.September ... Genius
10. October ...Charming
11. November ... Lovely
12. December...Attractive


If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.


REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE THE BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

13. New lipgloss gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipgloss mark.


i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

Im the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.


The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get ran over, copy and paste this into your profile.


Best quotes ever:

“Just close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” –Captain Jack Sparrow

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" –Captain Jack Sparrow

“To fight and to keep fighting until you can fight no more.” –Albus Dumbledore

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"We'll have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Once I fly away, I won't be coming back." -Me

"Friends walk in when the rest of the world walked out." -unknown

'QUIET! I'm having a Hermione moment." -Me

"Not everyone has a castle." -Me

Gimli: I can't see anythin'!

Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find a box?

Gimli:...Hahahahahhahaha

Ter Bortch: Vat power do you 'ave

Fang: You mean besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

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The Life We Live by A Charmed Vampire reviews
Bella's life took a sudden turn when she moved to Forks. She found a mate and a dangerous enemy all in this one small town. She's in for a lot to work to deal with both. Rewrite of An Imprint of a Lifetime. Bella/Leah. NonHuman Bella. Jacob Bashing. FemSlash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,408 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9h ago - Published: 3/11 - [Bella, Leah]
Love Risks by duke4life3443 reviews
"I saw her and knew that she was it for me." How can Bella convince Rosalie that she's worth the risk and what is Rosalie hiding from Bella? How will Bella take to her secret? Femslash. Futa Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,551 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Bella, Rosalie
The Home by BlackSheep Fiction reviews
Three lives, all recovering from their own tragic stories, are forced to come together as punishment for their crimes. What they don't know yet is they will get what they are all needing most. Home. Rachel x Paul, Bella x Jared, Leah x Jasper. 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,646 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/3 - Bella, Leah, Rachel
Choices by SelinaShadow reviews
Bella is the total package: brains, style, money, looks and popularity. She's also the Forks high's Bad Girl/Player, that swings both ways. What happens when the Cullen's move to town and Alice is absorbed by the mystery, that is Bella Swan. And will she figure out her secrets? And make her change for the better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 102 - Words: 456,012 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Alice
Lost & Found by Ninasa1122 reviews
Set in Twilight after the encounter with James and his mate Victoria, Edward learns about Alice's past and her sister Bella, who is also alive and a vampire herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,336 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/5 - [Bella, Edward] Alice - Complete
I'd Pay To See You Apologise by CassandraHolly reviews
Bella's been Marked, and after the Cullen's less- than- supportive response, she leaves for the House of Night. Now, she's Izzie Davis, a popular and completely new person. Life's good- until the Cullens are invited to the House of Night for a month...
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Aphrodite L.
Coincidence or Fate by LittleRedRidingVanz reviews
Bella wakes up and is suddenly at someone else's house... that said person goes by the name... oops sorry you'll have to read to find that out... out and while you're at it you should review also because i love to hear what everyone thinks of my story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,616 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bella, Rosalie
Push Me, Shove Me by Nyx Nuit reviews
Cassie and Bella are two powerful twins, and after years of being on the run they've settled in Washington. When the Cullens move in and Division wants their Patient Zero back, true psychic warfare may become a reality. Rated M for violence, language and eventual sex.
Crossover - Twilight & Push - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bella, Cassie H.
Belle and Bella by thefuturemisscullen reviews
I actually got this idea from and author named Stacie-Ann Halliwell and her story Baby Bella. What happens when the Cullens find two four-year-old's? Well read and find out! My first try at a Crossover be nice to me and review please. Full sum inside l8r!
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Piper H., Bella
Mother by Aria Styles reviews
Bella knows that to some people, the words Mother and Mom were synonymous and typically the same people. But, to Bella, her Mother and Moms were three very different people.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3 - Bella, Sarah, Sue, Renée - Complete
They'll Never Know by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Bella has been abused and raped by Phill for 7 years. Events lead her to move to Forks. Will she push everyone away or let them in? Will she overcome the darkness within? Rated M for Rape. Please read and review, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twisted Love by Shirelle reviews
What if Edward couldn't control himself when he first met Bella and he attacked her in his bloodlust? But what if Bella was perfectly capable of defending herself from him? Would things play out the same? Original Twilight Saga with some majorly big twists. Bella is not weak in my version. Features all original characters, vampires, werewolves and humans. Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 95,613 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Where the heart goes by ray-ber reviews
What if when Edward left Bella it was Leah Black that picked up the pieces
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bella, Leah
Panic by LizAndPeterForever reviews
Bella and Carlisle spend a little bonding time together. When Bella remembers her time in Italy and gets a panic attack, what will come out of it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Instinct by xPaige Turnerx reviews
Set in New Moon before Alice came back. AU. A/B 'I felt like strangling her and kissing her at the same time. It was an odd feeling; two very powerful, and so very different emotions battling to win inside me.' R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,438 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alice, Bella
Are we friends or more than friends? by wcjess15 reviews
Everything changes for Spencer Carlin in math class, running into someone that never crossed her mind in a million years.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,368 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
Change by KittyVortex reviews
Something happened to Bella when James attacked her and now, after her eighteenth birthday, the Cullen's have decided to leave and she is facing the consequences. But surprising to her one has stayed, to help her understand, to protect her and to give her the answers she needs. But will it really be that easy? And will she even accept his help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,060 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's Vampire Life Lessons by Carlisle Cares reviews
Bella and Edward's wedding was beautiful and they are enjoying married life. However, Aro has decided that Bella had enough time to adjust and issues a decree that she be transformed immediately. Carlisle must help Bella's transition into her new life and deal with losing family & friends and accept new rules and restrictions being a newborn. Will contain disciplinary spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 266,427 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Seeking Refuge by secrets87 reviews
Just coming out of an abusive relationship Alice seeks refuge in Bella's home. Not knowing that she will fall in love with her former best friend. Her abuser doesn't seem able to let her go though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Alice, Bella
Together Forever by 13alicelove reviews
alice has been waiting for over a century for her mate, and when she finally meets Bella everything seems perfect. But what happens when Bella starts becoming a vampire on her own accord? Alice will discover a past no one knew Bella had
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,394 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Alice, Bella
I love you, daddy by muzi yuki reviews
Just a little something. I did some little father/baby girl moments. on hold
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
The Guardian Swan by Acacia Rose Masen reviews
After Edward left her, Bella found two motorcycles that needed fixing up. She went to Jacob to fix them for her. But what if Bella didn't need to go to him? What if she already knew someone who could fix them up? Someone who just happened to be part of the reason her parents split up when she was only three months old. Someone who was doing her best to protect Bella from herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bella, Charlie S., OC
Familial Mate by BlackMoonQueen reviews
Emmet and Bella spend some time together and he helps Bella sleep through the night by keeping her nightmares at bay, because sometimes a big brother is better than a Mate at making you feel safe. Set after the Italy fiasco and rated T for very mild language. Ever so slight AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Bella, Emmett
My Angel by LostLove2015 reviews
AU: Bella goes to the beach on a hot day in June. When she's there, she is attacked by two douche bags. Rosalie decides to go to the beach, she sees that there is a young girl in need of help. Once all is well, something happens. What will happen for the two strangers? Rated M for language and most possible Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Rosalie
I Protect My Love by VampSaxAngel reviews
...it was like a chain that held you, forced the weight of gravity down on your shoulders, all revolving around one single person that had turned your world upside down, making it teeter on the edge of caring and not caring, what used to be important pale in comparison, and I despised this affliction." PaulxOC Imprint story of love, abuse, anger, angst, and protection. R&R. VSAxox
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Paul, OC
Because of Her by NightmareWalker reviews
It was pure coincidence that they found her, lives intertwined because of a simple hat. They never realized that everything that happened, everything Bella did, was because of her. Rated M for sex and swearing. Eventual Bellice, don't like, don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,095 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Untitled Series by WhisperingWolf reviews
Set after new Moon. The Cullens realize exactly how much damage Edward's leaving caused Bella. A few simple words can cause immense pain and emotional wounds that only a family's love can heal, specifically the love of a father. Carlisle/Bella hurt/comfort. Summary crafted by the amazing kr2009 and anhanninen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,709 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Carlisle, Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blue Moon: The Awakening by AnarchicMuse reviews
We all have choices we have to make in life, some harder than others. I did not choose to become what I am, nor did I choose my destiny, but I chose to rise up and be what I was meant to become, and I chose to be the one to stop the evil from plaguing this earth, no matter the cost. I will not fail.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,343 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Bella
Quiet Razors by The Sunny Days reviews
"I'll be your Shrek if you just give me a chance to fight" Jasper moves to the sleepy town of Forks expecting a fresh start only to be drawn into old secrets and barely healed scars Bella would rather he left concealed. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Just give me a reason by Emmettloverforevertilltheend reviews
After Bella's party, Edward changes, Bella realizes and breaks up with She moves and takes two of the Cullens with Friendships will A family will
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Alec, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Wherever you go by darkpurplefairyprincess reviews
Edward leaves Bella, but what happens when Bella founds love somewhere else, will that love be enough for when the Cullen's decide return to Forks. This will be a Paul and Bella Fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,168 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Paul
my life story by BornInaBoom reviews
My name is Isabella Marie Swan… I am human… I will always be human… and probably soon a very dead human…. a story about how sisterly love can help you get away from your personal Hell. This is my first fanfic, please be gentle but honest.It isn't a Rosalie/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Rosalie
Overwhelming Darkness by DeathsQueen26 reviews
It has been 10 years since Edward left Bella and since then danger has been around every corner for her. Charlie is dead, Jake is dead and now Bella is a vampire running things in the south and is going up against Maria for more territory. What happens when the Volturi get involved and call the Cullens for help with the new Warlord, Iz – War Goddess of the South. OOC Bella B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,876 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Unexpected Fate by Hello Aliens reviews
Rosalie leaves the Cullens in New Moon to return to Bella. Only what she finds is not what she ever would have expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bella, Rosalie
Magick by xPaige Turnerx reviews
AU. 'It's like I said; you're the storm. Now let me be the rainbow that goes hand in hand with it.'A/B R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,303 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Kiss and tell by Tsaga99 reviews
Bella is abused by her father after her mum tragically dies in a car accident that she caused. But after meeting a god-like boy at a concert and falling for him. Bella goes back to school to find him there. She quickly becomes best friends with the new girl in town and goes to her house to meet no other but the boy himself... Will he save her from her abusive father?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,343 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Child of Two Worlds by FirenIce15 reviews
Rogue is the biological daughter of Aro and his human mate. Shortly after her birth she gets kidnapped. Several years later she meets Alice and Jasper and later meets her father. Additional Summary inside
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Aro
Panthera by Nightshade498 reviews
What if the wolves hadn't saved Bella from Laurent? What if something else had found her in the meadow? And what happens when that something brings Bella into the supernatural world? A Bellice story, T for language and violence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,730 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Objects in Mirror by CayStar reviews
"Did you just bite me, Paul?" You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. Paul/Bella imprint story, not your typical Bella. Rated M for language and adult situations. **2014 Fandom Choice Awards 2nd place Best Romance and Best Bella**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,666 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
All The Stars In The Night Sky by BlueLion20 reviews
Esme now offering to make Bella into a vampire, is taking things into her own hands. But so is Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,101 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Esme
The Hidden Secret by ShadowPhoenix34 reviews
Bella has a secret. One she never told Edward. Now it's time she returned home back to her family and her true self.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bella
Fallen by B. Silverbow reviews
When a new vegetarian vampire coven move to Forks, the Cullens couldn't be more surprised. That is, until they realise that one of the family isn't a vampire, but she sure as hell isn't human. Bellice fic. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,649 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Alice
Everlasting Love by The Forgotten Lover reviews
What if Alice and Bella knew each other when Alice was human,in 1920? They discovered love as humans,but when Mary Alice and Isabella are torn apart,what happens when they find out they've both been "turned" in present day? Will time carry their love? A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,045 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Daddy by eloquentlyinsane reviews
Bella's wedding goes without hitch, but Renee brings out a new side of Charlie that causes some problems. Alcohol and anger collide, leaving Bella devastated and wondering if things can ever be right again. Years later, life meets death. AU. One-shot. ExB. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, Alice - Complete
The Lost One by Lydia Belle reviews
Bella Salvatore, the "lost" Salvatore sibling, has been brought back to Mystic Falls time and time again through unforeseen circumstances. Now she's facing the roughest one of all, a past love. Edward? Eh, not exactly... [Currently being Re-done]
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,022 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Elena G., Klaus, OC
Winter Month Secrets by VampSaxAngel reviews
Twisted alternate ending to Breaking Dawn. A person from Bella's past comes back and he wants revenge. Bella never said anything about him. Will he succeed? Will Bella tell her family her past? Does Bella win this fight?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil Rising by VampSaxAngel reviews
Sequel to Devil Summer. How do you go through so much and continue living? Bella does. Yet, how is she going to handle the world when the man she's wanted to see, returns? All questions answered. All secrets revealed. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Betrayal by VampSaxAngel reviews
Sequel to Winter Month Secrets. The world is falling apart, slowly running away under my feet. Michael returned and I was scared, Laeon left and I was devastated. He said he would always be there. He betrayed me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Inside Your Soul by BellaAlice4E reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella tries to move on but at the same time starts to miss Alice. She goes out to their mansion and finds something Alice left her...This is a Bellice...the song Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri is what triggered this one...enjoy please. Finally complete. Sorry it took so long!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Friend Zone by PrimaDonna213 reviews
Bella is completely in love with her best friend but Rosalie doesn't feel the same so she says. If that's the case why is she the reason for Bella's last couple of failed relationships? All Human. Rated T though that may change in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,481 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bella, Rosalie
Why us by HotsexyCarlisle529 reviews
Bella is abused by charlie who she has lived with since she was 7, she also has a younger sister named kristi. Kristi also is abused by charlie. bella trys to hide it from the cullens but cracks. This is her story starting with abuse and then living with the cullen's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,457 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until We Bleed by alicecullenfan110 reviews
Femslash. Alice is the new girl at Forks, WA. Bella is a goth, who claims to be straight, but is hiding something. Can a depressed and miserable goth girl fall in love with a preppy, outgoing girl? I OWN NOTHING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Shooting by EmilyF.6 reviews
Set after 'Her Brothers.' When Emmett stays behind during a hunt to watch Bella, someone brings a gun to school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,445 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Someone Save Me by twihardforever15 reviews
Bella has been abused and bullied practically all her life. She's is getting tired of it. She wants to end her life. One day she decides to end it. Will someone save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy's twin Bella (sequel) by Littlecosma001 reviews
Summary-This takes place 120 years after Izzy was taken by the Vulturi. True to her word, she said she was Bella so they wouldn't take her sister away too. She doesn't act like Bella, she is always messing around. Alec always flirts with her and she flirts back playfully.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
Edward's Mistake by LittleLlamaGirl reviews
Edward loses control and bites Bella the first day he meets her. What will happen next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,107 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under her skin by Delaney007 reviews
Jacob didn't just kiss Bella in Eclipse, he betrayed her trust in the worst way. The Cullen's return from hunting to find a heart broken and now distant Bella, will they find out what's wrong? If so, will they be able to help her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,358 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: In a Parallel Universe by Carlislegirl reviews
What if Carlisle found Bella a century early, how would the story differ? Warning: Story contains non-sexual spanking of teen/minors, angst, pagan overtones and family orientated discipline. Cannon pairings. M/f & M/M dynamic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,973 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
Don't Tease the Dog by Cumor reviews
Embarrassed by Rosalie's rude behavior towards Jacob, Esme decides to take matters into her own hands to see that it never happens again. Short three shot based off of the cut "dog bowl" scene from Breaking Dawn 1. Warning: Some inappropriate language and contains disciplinary spanking. Proceed at own risk. If you are easily offended please don't read. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,081 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Esme, Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Izzy by boycrazy30008 reviews
Stefan and Damon forgot to mention one important fact to Elena. Bella has been hiding something from everyone she has grown to love. What happens when the cold ones get dragged to Mystic Falls. Rated T for mentions of, and possible spanking in future chpt
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,229 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Stefan S., Damon S.
Healing the Past by That70sshowlova reviews
Due to experiences as a human, Bella's turned cold and slightly bitter. Until she meets a family of vampires and reunites with someone from her past. Old wounds resurface. Can she find solace in the arms of another vampire, who's had a traumatic human life as well, and forgive her old friend as well as come to terms with her human life? Femslash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,467 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
captured ME hopelessly by QuinntanaEpiphany reviews
Isabella Swan and Skilar Johnson just moved to Forks, Washington. . . After meeting the Cullens everything starts to change. Bella/Rosalie Alice/OC Jane/Emmet Jasper/Edward Carlisle/Esme Esme/? Femslah, AU -QE I'll be back to revise
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Bella, Rosalie] [Alice, OC] - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Tori Vega by Multi-Shipper Girl reviews
Jade West will give you her ten reasons what she hates about Tori Vega.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Fury Within by DeathsQueen26 reviews
Jack has an older sister, Luna. She is 19 where Jack is 14. When the Hunter-Gratzner crashed landed on the pitch black planet, it was her sister that kept her safe. What happens when the crew find out about not only Jack but her sister? What do these two have to hide? Riddick/OC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,791 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Riddick - Complete
Rewriting my Destiny by DeathsQueen26 reviews
Bella has had flashbacks of another lifetime ever since she could remember. After her mother sends her to live with her father in Forks, she starts at a new school where she meets Jasper; the man that her flashbacks are about. She doesn't make the connection at first, but Jasper seems to recognize her right away and helps her understand what they mean & who they were together J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,115 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Frustration and Forks by SunniGummi reviews
Rosalie feels she is being treated unfairly by her mother and therefore decides she doesn't need to listen to her anymore - a mistake that leads to unpleasant consequences but also a much needed talk. Parallel story to 'Forks and Frustration'. Warning: Contains spanking of a teenage vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,140 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
Day & Night by DeathsQueen26 reviews
Trying to pretend was what I was good at yet when he left I dropped my fake facade and let everyone know the true me. I am dark. I do things that no normal girls would do. What am I? I have no idea because he took the only thing that made me feel whole. Death is even out of my grasp... OOC Bella – Dyson/Bella
Crossover - Twilight & Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,205 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bella, Dyson - Complete
Vampire Hybrid by DeathsQueen26 reviews
Bella has never been normal. From the day she was born the fates had plans for Isabella Marie Swan but she was never knew what was planned. It all started when Bella was left in the woods by Edward. How does Bella deal with her changes? What is she? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,361 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Overcoming Darkness by TheUnicorn420 reviews
What if when Bella jumped off the cliff Jacob didn't save her? What if Victoria got to her first? What would happen then? Will she kill Bella? Read and find out. Bellice. Rated T. A/B C/Es R/Em J/? E/?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,405 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Alice, Bella
Never Back Down by xxWolfpupxx reviews
Based on the movie. Bella is a streetfighter, who is widely known over the internet for her talent. Alice finds herself breaking down Bella's walls only to uncover a dark and painful secret. Can Alice mend Bella's broken heart? Can Bella protect Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Alice, Bella
Her Brothers by EmilyF.6 reviews
An alternate version of the scene where Bella punches Jacob: Edward leaves Bella with Jacob when he goes hunting, but when her old friend forces a kiss on her, it brings back some unwanted memories, and she turns to Edward's brothers and father for help when her own father takes Jacob's side. *reposted*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
My Father, My Child by Ginevra Magdalene Katnis Eaton reviews
'A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer. A daughter is a gift of love. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend. A daughter is a sparkling smile and a life time of love. ' Isabella is Carlisle's beloved daughter but they were separated when he was attacked by a vampire, years later Isabella is turned as well. What happens when they meet up again in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,976 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle
Amethyst by Bowtie33 reviews
Bella moves from Phoenix to forks, meets the Cullens and has a great time with them, well... For a while. The Cullens seemed to be hiding something, but Bella already knew. She knew what they were hiding because she was the same. She belonged. Very much a Bellice, Bella/Alice, BellaxAlice fic R&R! T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
You Were Meant for Me by dsrtchck reviews
Since the first time I saw her, I could tell something was different about her. She always gave me her full attention. She always did everything to make me smile and keep me happy. She keeps no secrets from me. If she can be so amazing, why can't you, my fiance, be also?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,241 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [Bella, Kate] - Complete
I imprinted On Alice Cullen by Blake Murphy reviews
The Cullen's leave. Bella becomes a werecat, and her future disappears. What happens when Alice comes back? And what are Jasper and Edward up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Unbelievable by DeathsQueen26 reviews
Jasper was never part of the Cullen's. He found his own way with the help of Peter and Charlotte. Alice found the Cullens and never looked for Jasper. Years later what happens when the Cullen's find Isabella Swan, a human. Isabella falls in love with Edward however one baseball game with change everyone's fates. Who are the three nomads? Dominant Jasper/Bella. Peter/Charlotte.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,179 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
She never told you, did she? by Blake Murphy reviews
Bella and Alice have been friends for 2 years. Bella knows the Cullens are vampires, and has feelings for a certain pixie. Little does she know, Alice feels the same way. What happens when they finally confess their true feelings and Alices ex comes back into the picture? Read and find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,616 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Purrfect by BeckiiBoom23 reviews
Bella Swan is one of the last of her kind and has a long standing hatred of vampires, what happens when she meets the Cullens at school, why are they acting human? And why does the little vampire draw her in? Alice/Bella. Rated for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,414 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Alice, Bella
Assassin's Heart by Marina-ondine reviews
Bella, is the world's deadliest vampire. After bieng framed for a crime she didn't commit, she has left her father Aro before his army could kill her...500 years later Bella is at last brave enough to face the world again, she can't trust anyone not even herself but what will happen when she meets a certain family with topaz coloured eyes. RATED T BECAUSE OF SWEARING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Who I Thought by DeathsQueen26 reviews
20 years has went by since James took Bella from Phoenix and to her great great great great grandmother, Maria. Why did Maria want Bella? To keep her safe. She has been lied to since the very beginning of her meeting with the Cullen family. *Dark Bella* {Evil Edward, Alice, Carlisle & Volturi}
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,841 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The part of me you never knew by xEmmax843x reviews
Edward leaved in N/M befoe Bella can tell him her secret. What happens when they meet up 3 months later at NCIS? What other secrets has Bella been hiding? Includes mild language and Kidnappings. T, cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella
Deceptive Appearances by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
A few months after the Cullens leave in New Moon, Bella starts to exhibit vampiric characteristics. The problem is she was never bitten. What is causing Bella to change so spontaneously? Will one of the Cullens have the key to finding the answer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,247 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
can i truly trust you by sunshine 1506 reviews
Bella is special, her hair and eye color according to her mood but she was dropped of at the orphanage near birth,a few years later she is adopted by the cullens and takes a liking to Jasper and rosalie but jasper is a little distant because he is scared of hurting her but alice see's somthing that involves bella and jasper what is it? pairings are B/J Ed/A EM /R C/ES xxxxxxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013
Moving On by mcangel1976 reviews
Things just haven't been the same since Edward came back into her life. Bella is sick of the back and forth and has made some decisions. Alice got a vision and disappeared. No one knows where and Jasper has been left behind. Both Bella and Jasper feel out of sorts but feel a kinship with each other. The friendship will grow, but will other things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 110,335 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Smallest Changes Can Bring The Biggest Change by wit4hire reviews
Imagine if Edward Cullen never returned, if Bella's fascination with the Cullens had to be placed on another of the Cullen children. This is that story or at least one of the possibilities. Will eventually include femslash. Rated M for language and eventual romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Hunter by Angel-Enigma reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella is left broken when Edward leaves her, but finds solace in a stranger that has moved to Forks. What will happen when Edward returns, and finds Bella in the arms of another? Read to find out. First fanfic so please review. Rated T to be safe. Mild cussing. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 90,170 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella - Complete
Domino Effect by JanJiz reviews
New Moon AU. What if Jasper bit Bella at her 18th Birthday party? And what dark secret has Jasper been keeping from the rest of the family? He tells all as his relationship with Bella grows. Canon. **NOT a Jasper/Bella love fic**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,695 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
New Bella Swan by LittleMagicPixie reviews
Bella and Emmett Swan come back to Forks after 3 years of being away. Swan kids have a secret that they will not tell any one. What will happen when they meet Cullen's again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
The black swans rose by Theblackswansrose4045 reviews
Bella drinks human blood while Rosalie drinks animal blood. They had been best friends when they were human but were separated when Rosalie was engaged to Royce and then later turned and Bella later got turned by another vampire. What will those two do when they run into each other almost 100 years later? will love bloom? will they be pushed apart again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bella, Rosalie
Family Tree by sibuna826twihard reviews
Bella is helping Charlie go through some old stuff in her attic. What happens when she comes across an old family photo of her grandmother only to see a certain vampire in the picture as well? Bella also learns she might be closer to one of the Cullen's than she thinks. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Trust me by deadlyXivy reviews
When Leah and Bella imprints on two of the Cullen girls their whole world is turned upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,521 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
another immortal by mudbrat reviews
Bella isn't human and has lived for a really long time.what happens when she falls for our favorite pixie like vampire, but is afraid to reveal herself? femslash don't like don't read.first ever story. Written on smart phone so i'm sorry if their are formatting or spelling errors. Swype doesn't like to obey me well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,485 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Alice, Bella
Alive?: rewrite by Chrisy Whitlock reviews
What if Esme's son had relived when the doctors promised him dead. And what if he had a twin sister that Esme forgot about her during her transformation. Now it's 2013, they've survived and are looking for their mother. Will they find her? Will they be accepted into her new family? Decades have gone by but will their past come back to haunt them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Esme
Reunited and new loves by ZoeJayneC reviews
Isabella Cullen was born in the 1600s to Carlisle and Katherine Cullen. Isabella is snatched and Carlisle is changed; so what happens when Isabella meets the Cullens at Forks High school... 300 years later! NOT Bella/Carlisle! Canon couples.LimesNoLemon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,956 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Pay Back by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
What if Bella stayed as the Cullen's for the weekend without Edward? What if Bella had been down lately and they decided to cheer her up with some pranks? What if the pranks they did on Bella made her upset that she runs to her identical twin sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella - Complete
Alive? by Chrisy Whitlock reviews
What if Esme's son had relived when the doctors promised him dead. And what if he had a twin sister and Esme forgot about her during her transformation. Now it's 2010 and they are still alive. My first FanFic so please tell if you like or not . *on process of being re-written*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Esme
You're Poison, Running Through My Veins by history00 reviews
After Jasper kills a human, everything changes. The Jasper that everyone knows has been pushed aside by his dark, dangerous beast that had been caged up for so long. While the Cullens are disgusted and try to "fix" him, Bella is intrigued. She loves this side of Jasper, and she wants more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,135 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Vocalise by pantheradraconis reviews
"From calm and serene to I want to rip you to shreds. Sometimes getting to the part where you can say I love you is a pain in the arse."-review from ChesireMonkey. Alice saw a vision involving Rose and Bella. How will it affect everyone around them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,420 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Arms Of Comfort by Like-Children-In-A-Fairytale reviews
Carlisle helps Bella deal with Jacob hurting her feelings. Carlisle/Bella Fluff. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Future Seen Darkly by DarkBella reviews
An embittered Bella waited fifty years in Forks for the Cullens to come back now Aro offers her a second chance...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,432 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The beauty of the Broken-hearted by Papercuts and Butterflies reviews
A half year after Edward left Bella in New Moon. She is heartbroken and has no idea how to move on. Everything is just coming crashing down on her - until she hears a voice she never thought she should hear again. Will the comfort and love Alice gives her, be enough to save her and heal her broken heart? BellaxAlice. Rated M for later adult scenarios.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Damon's Little Girl by Southern AnnaBelle reviews
What if Damon had a daughter? What if she was related to the Major? What if her name happened to be Isabella Salvatore? What if everyone knows her as Bella Swan? After Edward leaves, she's a mess and all she want's is her daddy. What happens to those who harm Damon's little girl isn't good. Will Izzy protect them or give them up on a silver platter? Adopted by Kim253.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Who rules the world: Girls! by Mrs.MollyCullen-Jackson reviews
What if Bella were already immortal when she came to Forks. Add a lot more style and some attitude and BAM...Vampire Bella!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
The September Equinox by 13Secrets reviews
After being abandoned within it's depths, there was an urge, an incessant desire to return to the forest. New Moon, Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella
Angel Of Death by Little Miss Volturi reviews
Edward left Bella in NM, so she goes to the Volturi to get revenge on her old lover, but she ends up becoming a princess! What happen's when almost 100 years later the Cullen's come face to face with the Angel of Death?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,185 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Bella, Alec
A Hidden Past by Yes.My.Queen reviews
Edward thinks he knows everything about Bella, but he doesnt not even close. so when a tattoo on bella shoulder is disovered, will their love ever be the same? plz give it a chance. all comments welcomed. 1st story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Alice
NOBODY HURTS CARLISLES BABY AND GET AWAY WITH IT by HotsexyCarlisle529 reviews
REDONE: this isa story i did redid from the first version because it was to short and choppy. pairings C/E, E/A/ R/E J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Reborn Vampire: The Mother Of All Vampires by DeathsQueen26 reviews
Edward may have left Bella in New Moon to protect her yet little did he knew was that she wasn't the normal human. Who lives after a vampire sucks out venom? Not anyone normal that is for sure. **Jasper/Bella**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,272 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Search by OrangeSmurfette reviews
Isabella Swan never thought that there was anything particularly special about her, until she met Alice Cullen. Everything that she ever thought to be true quickly gets thrown into an abyss of gray and she learns that there is in fact something very special about her. The more she learns about herself the more she discovers her importance in this new world that she is thrown into.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 151,238 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Alice, Bella
Dancing on Thin Ice by BlackStarrs reviews
"It was suddenly as if a fog lifted in my mind. Our relationship was never equal, and never had been." What happens when Bella reaches a realization? She lets Edward make a choice, but how will Edward react when he discovers the consequences of his seemingly simple decision? They've gotten past James and Edward's departure in New Moon. But will this split them up for good?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,788 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
2 Weeks Worth of Carlisle by Carlisle Cares reviews
Bella is staying at the Cullen's for the next 2 weeks while Charlie is away on a fishing trip. The rest of the family are going on a hunting trip to Denali, but Carlisle is staying home with Bella since he must be at the hospital. Bella learns she must follow Carlisle's rules. Good luck Bella! Warning: Contains disciplinary spanking. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,093 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Twilight a Leafy Rewrite by Goldenleafy reviews
Did you think that Twilight was a bit boring? Did you feel as though the characters weren't as deep as they could have been? Do you feel like the story wasn't descriptive enough? Do you wish Bella wasn't such a brat, and actually did something worthwhile? Well then this is the story for you! Twilight a Leafy Rewrite is everything Twilight wasn't, and more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012
Mystic Forks by ChestnutAsh reviews
Bella has kept her secret well hidden from the Cullens but when her Best friend turns up in Forks they find out. As partners in crime Bella and Damon cause havoc in the small town. The arrival of Bella's little sister, Katherine complicates everything.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Back In My Life by AshGFab reviews
Arabella Mikelson is Rebekah's twin and also Isabella Swan. During the scenes where Jasper teaches everyone to fight Rebekah crashes the party. How will the sisters stop arguing? Will Edward forgive Bella? One-shot!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Bella, Klaus - Complete
Only a sister's help by Nicolieeolieheart reviews
Bella,Stephan,and Damon are siblings.they haven't seen eachother since Katherines death.Bella senses they need her help during'the Fury' so Bella gets the Cullens to move to fells church. how do they react to Bella's secret. and how will it end? R&r!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Stefan - Complete
Learning to be Human by shamrock1787 reviews
Alice thinks she's found a cat while hunting, but it's actually a girl. A completely feral girl with no knowledge of language or human etiquette. What's Alice do? Takes her home of course! A/B, Mostly T, with some sexual situations later on. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,415 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Alice, Bella
DARK ANGELS by x.Consumed.by.love.x reviews
Rosalie runs a house for female slaves where she beats and rapes young girls. She's in search of a new slave. Bella. BUt what if things are different,. what if Bella doesn't care what Rose does to her,,, will that change things ... ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Rosalie, Bella
Burning stares by FromGreenEyesToGold reviews
Bella detest the ground Edward Cullen walks on and Edward cant stand her but, finds Humor in her hot headed ways. When they witness something together that makes Bella breakdown and show her not so tough girl skin an unspoken bond begins to form between the two rivals. And the worst thing that could happen in their eyes happens...They begin to enjoy each others company!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
a daughter lost a father found by merdarkandtwisty reviews
When Rosalie changed Emmett he left behind a daughter Isabella McCarthy never believed her father was dead and now she's a vampire to will she find him will they be renuited. will the lost daughter find her father.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,184 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Change of Name by tamyyiia reviews
We all know what happens in NM. Edward leaves. Bella goes back to the only place that ever truly felt like home. Shame that the town is ran by vampires. But bella isnt all that she seemed either. NM/ DGD. cannon pairing...
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,007 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Michael G. - Complete
Aro's Baby Girl by iLoveStrawberryAndFreesia reviews
Bella is Aro's hybrid daughter. And no one dare to hurt her. What happen when she go to Forks, and meet the Cullens? And what if Edward leave her like in New Moon? AU. Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,295 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Alec
When Life Creeps Up On You by midgely98 reviews
Bella is not who she really is and when her past pops into the picture thinks get sticky. The cullens try to help Bella but she doesnt need them. i know i suck at summaries but please RXR
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Will you be mine forever? by YuriFanGirl15 reviews
AU Rosalie and Alice have been without a mate since waking up into their new lives, until Bella and Angela Swan roll into the school parking lot. They seem human but what about their reflexes, beauty, and appetite for only meat? Will they be able to make it through that which is unheard of? Will love triumph over everything else? T-M RxB AxAng
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,755 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Rosalie, Bella
Luna Di Sangue by adieu belle reviews
Bella Swan: human. Perfect life, family and friends. One day in the woods changes all that and more. As a sinister man once said: "Little girls should never go play by themselves..." M for language and sexual suggestions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,570 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Marie Salvatore by bloodmemories reviews
All I could see was a black car with its bright light blinding me.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Damon
A Sweet Dawn by Splitpersonality4ever reviews
Growing up isn't easy. At first, we're at the mercy of those around us. They shape what direction we go in, who we might become. We have little say in who makes this impact. It could set us up for a bright tomorrow or restrict us to an endless night. But remember, it is only the beginning. Only time can tell how we grow up. Only time can tell if there's an end to the dark night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,316 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, OC - Complete
English Project by potterfan2006 reviews
Bella and Carlisle have a little bonding moment over a school project.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Ekleipsis: Shadow of the Queen by XXburstingimaginationXX reviews
Sequel to The Originals. New Original vampire Bella is settling in to life with her new powers, and new family members. But something out there is still lurking, determined to break up Bella's happy life. If that wasn't bad enough, Bella still has lot to learn about being the reincarnation of the Original Queen, Isabelle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,181 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella - Complete
Left in The Dark by Behind.The.Camera16 reviews
Edward: An asshole who bullies Bella and has everything. Bella:A girl that has her secrets.. When they get paired up for a health project they learn about each other and there secrets. " Somethings are better left unknown, Edward, like my secrets."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Yes Father by AshMor reviews
Bella is Damon's daughter. She goes back to Mystic Falls after Edward leaves. What'll happen while she's there? A very overprotective Damon, a Bella with a bit of an attitude, a tougher Stefan, and a less intense Edward.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Bella
My Flower, Her Fire by Edit reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon. Victoria goes to kill Bella but doesn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,175 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Victoria, Bella - Complete
Unreality by WhatEverxx reviews
Bella is not human and has been travelling the earth for many years since that day when it all went wrong, when her next move takes her to Forks, Washington. What Exactly is Bella? What will happen when she meets the Cullens, or better yet when she meets Alice? What about the wolves? Read, review and request to find out. Bella/Alice... Re-uploaded and updated!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Alice, Bella
Healing by Blue Heart 98 reviews
Bella visits the Cullen house just days after her return from Italy, claming that she can't sleep. But Carlise notices something wrong and tries to ease her into telling him...What could be wrong? Set between New Moon and Eclipse, Calisle and Bella father/daughter bonding and slight Esme and Bella bonding as well.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
Here I Am by Yes.My.Queen reviews
Bella isn't her real name. Where they thought she came from doesn't even come close to the truth, but her love is real that is for certain, but where it lies only Rosalie knows.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Kings daughter by TaliaFosness reviews
Bella is half vampire with 12 powers, she is the most powerful vampire in the world. After accidently killing her family when she was a baby Aro, king of vampires take her in and makes her Princessa of vampires. What will the Cullens say about her dark past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Love Will Find A Way by Jay aka Jordan reviews
Bella doesn't love Edward anymore but loves someone else. But who could it be? Warning FemSlash if you do not like it don't read this. Its a songfic and one shot for now. I suck at summarys but give the story a chance and reviews would be lovely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
The Orphan by bitascull reviews
Bella is an orphan with a tough past and Billy adopts her. Every house that Bella goes to she is sent back to the adoption agency within a month and expects this to be the same. But when she comes to live with Billy Paul imprints. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Paul
Family Reunion by AshMor reviews
Damon and Stefan are Bella's brothers. The problem: she hates them for choosing Katherine over her. Now Damon and Stefan have finally found her, and want her back desperately. What happens when Jasper reunites with his old Civil War buddy; Damon?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Bella
Bella Salvatore by vampire luverxoxo reviews
edward left. Bella never got the chance to tell him that she's really a salvatore and that she and her brothers are orginal vampires. what happens when the cullens turn up at maystic falls what will her brothers do? keep the peace or hurt the people who?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella
I'm WHAT! by CigaretteScars reviews
Bella's life takes a turn of events when she finds out Leah Clearwater is her sister...her twin sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bella, Leah
Esme's Daughter by Blueruby13 reviews
What would have happen if Esme had a daughter named Bella. Bella is still alive today. Will the Cullens see that she is her daughter? Will she find out that Esme is her mother? When Bella moves to Forks she is on for more than she expected.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
My love, My life, My Rosalie by jakelover4ever reviews
We all think carlisle bit Rosalie, but did he? She sure doesn't think so. Is there more to her change then she says? and whos the new girl? The first chapter is a preview to see if you like it. R&R and tell me if you do, if no one does I'm taking it down
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Carlisle's Day by MusicLoveDream reviews
Bella gets something special for Carlisle on Father's Day. One-shot. This is for the good father's out there
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Originals by XXburstingimaginationXX reviews
The Originals: Vampires who burn in the sun, are allergic to garlic, and have fangs. Bella was not afraid of Edward being a vampire, could it be she already dealt with vampires when she was little? Bella hates the smell of blood, could it be she just hated what blood does to her? How will the Cullens deal when someone from Bella's past comes back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Bella - Complete
Little Red After Dark by Luna Luce reviews
*New Moon* The Cullen's are gone and poor Bella is left all alone after Jake imprints-or so she thought she was alone. Every night the same wolf listens as she pours her heart out with song. Maybe he can be the one to heal her heart, if only she could just look him in the eyes. Embry/Bella, Mentioning of OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Embry, Bella - Complete
Learn to Love by DramaBabe007 reviews
Bella finds that Paul isn't so tough on the inside...she helps him when he needs it and he does the same for her.Hmm...will it turn to romance? ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bella, Paul
My Baby Bella by gemma loves edward reviews
Bella's on her way over to the Cullen's, when an accident occurs turning her into a 5 month old baby. Edward and his family must look after her for a while until they find away to turn her back. How will the Cullens cope with the smaller verson of Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,813 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Accident Prone by gk98 reviews
Because Bella's always been accident prone, hasn't she? Carlisle finds out just what being a father means. Rated T just to be safe. Tell me if you think it should be more than a one-shot?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
Getting Back on Track: ON HOLD! by EmmaStylinson-Malfoy reviews
Summary inside. Rated T.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella
Stick It Sisters by NixieElementa reviews
Bella used to be one of the best gymnast, along with her best friend,Haley Graham,then they quit.But,when Haley has to go back into the gymnastic world,will Bella come back with her?
Crossover - Twilight & Stick It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella
Bad Luck for Everyone by craznekoperson13 reviews
Cullens meet Bella the little five year old orphan. Bella meet the Cullens your new family. Bella is found by the Cullens one night and worms her way into their hearts. But bella is no average child.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Skate and Destroy by april09-TW reviews
Edward wanders into Bella's neighbor's yard and discovers an empty pool. Is this meeting an accident or premeditated? Entry for the Boys on Boards contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wolf by X.Black.Black.Heart.X reviews
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Klaus, Elena G.
Secrets Not Meant To Be Kept by CeceAsh reviews
When Bella tries to end her suffering, a few unexpected guests show up and reveal the true reason behind them leaving. But, will Bella ever be reunited with Alice and confess her true feelings?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,568 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Alice
A Hard Life by Debbie White reviews
Bella is abused from the time she was 11. no one cares. She has to endure the abuse to keep her sister safe. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,784 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Runaway by Blooming.Lily.XYZ reviews
Bella has been running since she was 10. Now she is 17 and she just so happens to run in to our beloved vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,744 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Life of the Brandons by scarhead15th3b35t reviews
1912-She found out about her power 1917-She was registered in an Asylum along with her half-sister 1920-She was kidnapped by a sadistic vampire and was seperated from her only link to family 1922-She was changed Isabella Brandon was turned into a vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Her Visit, The Resulting Fall by MsRoxyNeko-Chan reviews
Bella is at the Cullens. She goes outside for a walk and...? Just a little drabble. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Luminescence by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
I Miss You Daddy but Mama Will Hold Me by LunaLovegood513 reviews
The Cullen's are worried when Bella becomes distant. Bella has been keeping in the pain of losing her dad during the 9/11 terrorist attack. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Bella - Complete
Never Let You Go by Multi-Shipper Girl reviews
What if Beck didn't let Jade leave after the ending of Worst Couple? What if he went after her?
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Unforgotten by Shaila Lynne reviews
A little girl is kidnapped and found 15 years later, but how do Bella, Charlie, Renee, and Phil deal with the turn of events? What do the kidnappers leave behind to help them cope with their nightmare? First of at least two mini stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Bella - Complete
Why Me? Why Now? It's Time by DontWorryBeHolly reviews
Isabella Salvatore is a vampire and the middle sibling of the Salvatore brothers. The only thing is, is that Edward doesn't know she is a vampire. What will happen when he finds out? Why is Damon terrorising the town. B&D with some B&E! Review Please :
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,298 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
My Big Brother by Darkened-Sun reviews
She lost the only thing that mattered to her, her brother. After nearly 90 years she found him again & a new love & family. Full summary inside... PeXCh JXB AXE CaXEs EmXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,956 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Isabella The last immortal child by Darkened-Sun reviews
Ever wondered how Didyme really died? Or the reason why she died? This is the story of Marcus and his daughter Isabella Marie Swan Volturi; she is the last immortal child. Full Summary inside Ra:T Cullens soon..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,824 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella Salvatore by HotChick9076 reviews
What if Bella lied to Edward? What if she was not really human? She is the younger sister of Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Problem...they think she is dead. What happens when they discover she is not only alive but best friends with Katherine? set in new mn
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,804 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011
Broken Wings by xoxlolxox reviews
Bella Swan is an orphan she was in a car accident Carlisle found her and was going to change her but what if Bella isnt really human? what if she is something else that even she didn't know excisted? suck at sums better 1 inside R&R cc is welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella
My Little Angel by orangegirlie reviews
Charlie abuses Renee. While at the hospital she fears for her and baby Bella's life. She confesses everything to Carlisle, and has the Cullens adopt little Bella. No Jacob. Better than Summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
In Forks: ON HOLD by EmmaStylinson-Malfoy reviews
Summary Inside. Rated T with reason
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Vampire Encounters: A Darker Moon by twilightromance4ever reviews
Bella continues to hide out in Forks, but unseen forces are starting to make it difficult for her to stay hidden and in the shadows. "I could feel them out there. Not just Victoria, but the also the ones that were after me. After my family. It scared me."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,211 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella
Bella's a vampire? by loz191 reviews
What happens when Edward thinks Bella is cheating on him? Little does Edward Know Bella is really a vampire and the two guys he saw in the photo are Bella's brothers, Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Bella runs away to Mystic falls, will Elena get jealous? R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Damon
The Girl Who Lived HIATUS by GreenInsomniaWriter reviews
Bella is the girl-who-lived. Her magic bound when she defeated Voldemort, she was found by Lucius, who decided to keep her in hiding until his master returned. Her gave her and the muggles that found her fake memories, and a glamour. When Dumbledore finds the long lost GWL, he brings her to Hogwarts, and starts training her along side...Rest of summary inside. Being re-written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Bella
My Two Treasures by Magos186 reviews
Before Emmett became a Cullen he had a different life: One where he was a big brother raising a baby sister. She was his whole world & he was hers. So what happens when that's all taken away? He "dies" & she disappears. Will they ever meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,503 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Twist and Turns of Life by LivingLifeToTheFullest96 reviews
Bella Swan isn't who she said she was. After Edward left her NM she goes To Mystic Falls and runs into certain family member's. Who could they be? And what happens when the Cullens return?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bella
Flamethrower by Doctor Whoof reviews
When the Volturi condemns the Cullens to death, Bella realises how to stop them. Cannon pairings, AU Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
Nightmares and Dreams by mystery of the mist reviews
Eleven-year-old Rosalie Hale is abused and Dr. Cullen and his wife want to adopt her. Her abusive parents aren't thrilled with the idea. WARNING: CONTAINS CORPORAL PUNISHMENT/DISCIPLINARY SPANKING OF AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
In Memoriam Bella Swan by teabizarre reviews
AU New Moon. The Cullens don't leave Forks after Edward and Bella's break-up. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,112 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Risen by ILoveDamon99 reviews
Sequel to 'Life after death'. There's a new guy in town and Bella's interested. But how can she have a realationship with the world's problems on her shoulders?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Damon
From the Moment I Met You by justwanttologin reviews
All Human. Bella and the Cullens are neighbors and she changes thier lives. Starts off with baby Bella and it is really about her and Emmett growing up together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Ame by TheSuperNinja'sCrabcake reviews
Full Summary inside
Crossover - Twilight & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Izaya O.
Bella? I'm Alana by Coffeelover1997 reviews
Bella has been lying to the Cullens about her life... FULL SIMMARY INSIDE
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Damon S.
Concrete Angel by sweetcrimefighter reviews
10 year olds Edward and Bella are best friends. But Bella lives in an abusive home and Edward knows, but is sworn to secrecy. When he moves, he never forgets about her. What will happen when their paths cross 7 years later? Please read. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ignorance by millerycafro reviews
this takes place in new moon. Paul grabs Bella just before she jumps, on Jakes demands. bella's pissed and during her rant at paul, paul does the one thing he would never have purposely done...imprint
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bella, Paul
Not Expected by BellaxHale reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. Bella leaves Forks and goes to Fells Church to be with her brothers. Changed rating to M for cursing.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Damon
Emails by eamcjune20 reviews
this is a one-shot that takes place in between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.Alice and Bella have just gotten back from a shopping trip and bella asks alice to check her e-mail alice finds all the e-mails bella sent wen the cullens left
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
When will it end? by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
One shot story about Bella and her abusive parents.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Mortissues reviews
Romantically you dream of who will save you from your agony, care enough to return for the one left behind. Truly I must be cursed . . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,774 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella - Complete
Bella's Sweet Tooth by Ladyleo145 reviews
What happens when bella get hyper? It's valentines and it looks like the Cullens are going to find out. Bella with Edward...at least at first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bella
Concrete Angel by loves vampires 02 reviews
story about Edward and Bella, based on the son Concrete angel from Martina Mcbride. warning: no happy ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Love of a Daughter by AnaMarieWest reviews
Song!fic based on Demi Lovato's 'For the Love of a Daughter." Bella sings her pain and she's finally able to let him go. " I try," Bella admitted, "I want to leave you alone, but I can't let you go." "Why?" "Because you're my father."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Help Me by Im a Skyscraper reviews
Bella Swan is 8 years old, and she doesn't know what love, truth, trust and lies are. she doesn't know who to trust, and she doesn't know what it is like to be loved. Renee, and Phil don't want Bella, so Charlie took her in and its hell.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,353 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The Twin by General Unknown reviews
Bella had a twin, that she never told anyone about, yet told everything too. Including the Cullen Secret. What happens when the almost graduated Bella hears of the death of her family, and then gets a call from said dead sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Tainted Return by LexaCavan reviews
As the team investigates a suspected human trafficker they stumble upon a young girl who seems familiar to Gibbs. FYI - I have changed the time-line of the story just a bit in order to adjust the age of one of the characters. I welcome reviews!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kelly G.
Loving Mary Alice by MyTwiDreams reviews
There are many kinds of love, but only one kind of forever. Bella moves to Biloxi/MS and discovers a human past that seemed to be forgotten for eternity. Bellice/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,216 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
To Find a Twin by emmettsmybigteddybear reviews
After their sixteenth birthday, Alice and Bella, twins with unusual powers, get thrown into different asylums, and are changed by deranged vampires. They embark on different journeys to each other, not knowing if the other is alive, and to love. BXE AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Under the rain by TheRockAngel reviews
Death, rape, blood...Her entire life will change. Only Freddie and friends can bring her back, hopefully. Some chapters could be RATED M for its content. A Spanish fanfic I'm translating and changing content /2 writers/
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
A Final Goodbye by Angels of Twilight reviews
A tribute to the decade anniversary of 9/11. Read along as six year old Bella recounts the day that changed her life. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Bella - Complete
Sun and Moon by kolchaksghost reviews
Esme returns to check on Bella and finds a tragic scene. The only way to save her human daughter is to change her. She takes Bella to Alaska for her Newborn period. How will Edward take the new Bella. Bella/Kate femslash. J/A Em/R C/Es New Ch 8. ADOPTED BY AnimeAmber17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Kate - Complete
Aro's Daughter by blue fire 101 reviews
Bella was born 1233 and turned in 1250 by Aro after Werewolves killed her parents. Alice has her power and Jane's. Alice drinks human blood and Bella does occasionally. R&R Bella is Aro's daughter as well as Alice. Rated M just in case.summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life After Death by ILoveDamon99 reviews
What would happen if Damon and Stefan had a little sister? What would happen if that sister was Bella 'swan? Rated T -just in case! Sequel is up!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bella, Damon - Complete
You Need Help by orangegirlie reviews
After Edward comes back, he notices that Bella is anorexic. Set in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Your Guardian Angel by EmbryLuvR32 reviews
Bella is a foster child, that tries multiple times to kill herself, because shes tired of living. What happens on her third attempt she wakes in the hospital and a beautiful DR decides to adopt her? Full & better summary & story inside. !Insane Angst!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Path to Self Discovery by bleed4her reviews
Bella was born human, but a little extra as well. She needs some help to put together some long lost pieces. Rated M for later chapters. Femslash. First Bellice/Twi-fic so please be nice :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,758 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Alice
Skate and Destroy by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
Edward wanders into Bella's neighbor's yard and discovers an empty pool. Is this meeting an accident or premeditated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choices by bballchick1005 reviews
Bella has just moved to Forks and met the Cullens. She falls for two of them. Who will she choose or will there even be a choice. A Bellice fic eventually. Rated M for abuse and attempted rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Alice
The Lives of the Hale Twins by Twilightvamp0 reviews
Isabella and Rosalie are twins who were raped by Royce King the 2nd. Carlisle changed them. The Volturi take Isabella but leaves Rosalie with the Cullen's. Follow them in their vampiric life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Lunar Soul by megster1992 reviews
"Sometimes...you aren't the one who chooses who you love." AU. Bellice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,426 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
the secret by nessieforever21 reviews
After nm. Bella has a secret. She Damon and Stephan Salvatore's little sister. But Edward left before she could tell them. When Victora comes after her, she finds her brothers and asks for help. What happens when she see's the Cullens.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella
The Crystal Dove by Ivytruce2 reviews
Carlisle and Bella spend some quality time together on Christmas Eve while the rest of the family is out. Yes, I know it's not Christmas yet. Let's just call it Christmas in July! I couldn't wait to post.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
I Run To You by sdbubbles reviews
The one person she can go to every time she gets hurt, and the one person who knows what she runs away from. Abby/Gibbs family.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Painting with Daddy by IrishCoven96 reviews
cute little story about father daughter with painting. Bella is 5 and human. steph meyer owns characters
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A New Bella by YaNeverKnow21 reviews
After the Cullen's left Bella went through one horrible thing after another, what happens when the suddenly show up at school again? WARNING: RAPE, DRUGS, ABUSE, EATING DISORDER AND CUTTING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Back Home by bibble bubble reviews
Bella is Tony DiNozzos little sister. She was in witnessprotection and can go back now. What will happen? What's with Victoria and the Cullens. Full summary inside. Please give it a try.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bella
Baby Bella by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What will happen when Edward finds a little baby that has some how survived a accident. What does this little baby have in store for the Cullens. Later on EXB. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raising a Baby Bella by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Rated "M" for child rape and violence. A/U, OOC and OCs. My second attempt at writing a Baby Bella story. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
It's a Brother Sister Thing by RedHann reviews
Jasper apologizes to Bella for attacking her at her birthday party. Bella comforts him and says she doesn't blame him. Jasper realizes how much he loves his little sister. Fluffy Cute Brother/Sister. Post New Moon. Pre Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Trapped by Carmelle Christos reviews
She held me in her strong, loving arms. I whimpered suddenly, knowing I didn't deserve to be here. She deserved better than me."Shh. I'm here, Ali. I'm not going anywhere" she said, holding me forever tighter to her. I never wanted to let go. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Control by Buffyxenaman reviews
Tony is having some issues with Gibbs. Non-sexual spanking
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Past Forgotten by dvsinger1 reviews
Rosalie is left in charge of Bella while the others hunt for the weekend. She tells Bella her story. What happens when Rosalie discovers just how much Bella understands her pain? Who else knows about Bella's abused childhood. Is Rene to blame? Rape, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
New Perfect by catharticone reviews
After a midnight mishap, Bella needs Carlisle's compassionate wisdom to heal fully from the events of the previous months.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Magic In The Air by Cookie Monster n' Elmo reviews
Edward leaves Bella for Alice, Bella is a witch. She knew about vampires before Edward. BxJ EdxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Never A Cullen by BlackThorn19 reviews
It's been 175yrs since Bella last saw the Cullen's. Two weeks before her 19th bday she is taken to Aro and is turned. Bella has not forgotten all the hurt and now as the Cullen's go to Volterra they will find themselves with Isabella, Volturi Princess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 135,182 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Angels on the moon by Millazz reviews
The Cullens are out of town hunting, exception of Carlisle. Bella has yearned for a chance to get to know him. She finally does. Oneshot written from Carlisle's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Isabella Volturi by YaNeverKnow21 reviews
Edward left in NM, now Bella has joined the Volturi. 80 years later and the Cullen's show up. But Bella already has a family, 4 sisters, but there is something different about them, what is it? What is it that makes them so well known? ExB SM owns all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something's Wrong With Bella by Music Is My Life Now reviews
Bella goes over to the Cullens house. But then she starts getting sick. No one knows why. This is a contest. The rules are in the story. Can you figure out why Bella's sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,655 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turns of Fate by XxNightOwlxX reviews
Edward leaves Bella alone in the forest. What happens when a certain vampire meets up with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Victoria
Bella's Revenge by xteamalicecullenx reviews
When Edward leaves Bella she becomes the new princess of Volterra. When the Cullens visit Italy, will Bella get her revenge on Edward? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Lost Daughter by BeyondTheBlade reviews
Adopted From propertyoftheMudbloodPrincess. Didyme And Marcus Have A Daughter, Isabella Alexis Volturi. Didyme Dies And After Getting Attacked, Bella Gets Adopted When She's 2, For Her Safety. Years Later The Volturi Find Out She's MIA. What Will They Do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
Hurt to love by Lauren1016 reviews
Bella is hurt after Edward left. The Volturi show up and Bella is never the same ever again. Bella/Alec
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Brought Up That Way by LittleMonster18 reviews
songfic oneshot to Taylor Swift's "Brought up that way" It's in Charlie's pov as he gives Bella away at her wedding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Queen of The Volturi by Sofia Lawrence reviews
Bella has been a Vampire for thousands of years. She and Edward are separated, and he can't understand why. Bella sits on a throne in the Volturi Castle. This is her story. No Renesme
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Bella by KatiePotterCullen reviews
How baby Bella came into Edward and the rest of the Cullen's life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sisterly Love by AliceEsme123 reviews
a one-shot about Alice Rosalie and Esme - Alice is 3 and Rosalie is 9. Esme deals with fighting and such but it is all in Sisterly Love WARNING - Spanking of children. Dont like Dont read *** Read and Review!*** Rated T for Spanking
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
The immortal child by shinyaudilove reviews
rosalie always wanted a child. What happens when they find little Bella in the forset. Bella is a little more than Human. Read the Aventures of the cullen family and Bella. There is also some romance in there. Review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Sick Day With Carlisle by TeamCullen2011 reviews
What happens when Bella gets a fever and her Vampire father docter has to look after her, gureenteed to get some laughs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Miser Sisters by crazyperson17 reviews
The Miser Sisters get in trouble with Mother Nature. So they're sent to Earth to stay with a man named Charlie. At school they both stand out, just like the Cullens, but also differently. How will they get along? Can they learn to put up with vampires?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
How Do You Like Me now? by thethe2020 reviews
200 years After Edward left Bella in the forest Bella is a vampire in a band with her brother and cousin Bella had apparently kipped some secrets from Edward when they were together how will he feel finding out Bella has a brother
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,647 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intertwined by angelanharvey3 reviews
SEQUEL to Personality! Edward is adjusting to life back with Bella & has become very attached to his mate's alternates, 17yr old Marie & 5yr old Isabella. But what happens when two more get thrown into the mix? How will he cope then? AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS :::TEMP HIATUS:::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,000 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blood by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Bella gets seriously hurt when alone with Jasper. He fights to control his bloodlust, but can he? Carlisle steps in and helps out both Bella and Jasper just in time to keep their friendship alive and the tension to a minimum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Why she's here by drgnfly23 reviews
Bella tells her back story to Carlisle and Esme while the rest of the family is out hunting. Set during Twilight and NM. Carlisle's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Street Racing by ALWAYS-B-HAPPY reviews
Seven years after breaking dawn When Bella's past form Phoenix comes back in need for help, Bella and the Cullens return to Forks. Will Bella's racing friends/"brothers" make Edward jealous? rated M for language and illegal practices.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living Through the Pain by Butterfly Betty reviews
Bella is found six years after she was kidnapped. Can her friends and family save her from the pain? DEALS WITH DARK SUBJUCT MATTER AND GRAPHIC ABUSE. MA for language, violence, and just about everything else you can imagine.REWORKED & EDITED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,349 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Care for me by Fan-Of-The-Sun reviews
Bella stays at the Cullen's with Carlisle while Edward is hunting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Old Meets New by symmasters reviews
Edward left but Bella didn't cry she thrived. Now she's back home where she belongs. with a new love?
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tony D., Bella - Complete
Yesteryears by xPaige Turnerx reviews
'No matter how you spin it; Esme would always be Bella's mom.' One-shot. AU. A/B Es/C Em/R E/J. R&R! These selections of genres don't fit...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The faerie fire in her eyes by jennaravenrose reviews
A very differnet bella comes to forks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,261 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgiveness by DesolateDreamer reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, Charlie asks her non-identical twin, Amy, to come to Forks for Bella. What happens if the Cullens come back? Will Amy learn to forgive them for hurting her sister? OC. Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,724 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Good enough by KellyNorthman reviews
After Edward leaves Bella find her voice with a new family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life's a Climb by Alohahh reviews
Edward left Bella broken, alone and pregnant. At 18 she becomes a mom, a vampire and Volturi Princess. The cullens go to Volterra only to come face to face with the broken soul they left all those years ago, but is she as broken as they think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Monstrosity in Humanity by JulesSC reviews
What if Renee's boyfriends weren't good men? What if this led to Bella having a very drastically different sort of childhood that no one knew about? This is Bella, engaged to Edward, telling him why he isn't a monster. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy Volturi by VainVamp reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella was changed and she joins the Volturi. Edward's backs. What happens? -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elena And Bella Twins! by TVDTwilightVamps-Hiatus reviews
Imagine if bella and elena where twins. This is set in between new moon and eclipse. Review please
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,145 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Elena G.
Bella's bad trip by Alice's Fashion reviews
The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,453 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
It All Runs Together by DMcInk reviews
AU: Bella Swan is a 17 year old girl living with cancer. At first she has hope. But when chemo takes over the situation Bella belives she will die and stops hoping, until she meets another cancer patient named Rosalie who changed Bella's life forever more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,399 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Family Pieces by MorsDeContactus reviews
Bella stays with Carlisle and Emmett while Edward is away hunting, resulting in some bonding time and a surprise for Bella. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Nightmare by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Bella has a nightmare and Jasper helps her calm down. Jasper/Bella FRIENDSHIP Fluffy! Written for horsejumper127.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Falling for Family by Brittnodo reviews
Bella trips, and breaks her wrist, will Carlisle help her? Post twilight Pre New Moon C/B father daughter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Lost Daughter by DoubleAgentA reviews
Rosalie Is Bella's Mother. Bella Is The Volturi Princess Who Is Being Hunted By James,Victoria And Laurent. Full Summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like Magic by xPaige Turnerx reviews
You know the drill, Cullens are vamps, Bella's something more than human, they meet, yada, yada, yada, BUT DRAMA, ACTION, and ROMANCE are thrown into the jumble. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,060 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Alice
Never Would Have Known by MaeganM.0816 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella goes back to work at NCIS. What happens when the Cullen's are brought into her world, that she never told them about? not sure what to put it under. Mention of rape, not in detail.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Comatose by FindMeInTheDark reviews
AU, AH - My sister saved me by throwing herself in front of that Mercedes. She could have died that day...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bree, Bella - Complete
Yellow Rose by sixdegreesofseperation reviews
"I just.I just want everything to be the way it was.I miss him Daddy.And it hurts.It hurts a lot,Daddy."/Father/Daughter fluff.Request for Fleur24.Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
School Daze and Southern Pride by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Jasper is losing it to bloodlust at school but he is able to control it. Then Edward tackles him having heard his thoughts, knocking down Alice. Carlisle is called. WARNING:Spankings of teenagers, foul language and a memory of child abuse is included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Coffee Bean by TeamCullen2011 reviews
This follows the day after Party Pooper. Bella wants nothing more then to have a cup of coffee. But with his past experience with Bella drinking coffee Carlisle won't let her have it. what will happen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
A Choice Between Three Good Things by Belmione reviews
"So the way Jacob feels about me. You feel the same way?" Alice nodded, heavy shame written all over her delicate features. "So, you're in love with me?" Alice closed her eyes. Her voice cracked as she spoke. "Deeply." Alice/Bella. Click for more details.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bella Volturi by SaraiRose reviews
Edward left and didn't come back. bella went to the voluri and was changed. now 200 years later daddys little girl and princess Bella Volturi is having a corination ball. but what will happen when some unexpected guests show up. Will there be love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Lives to Skate by JadePlant2121 reviews
Bella has a hidden talent she told no one at Forks about. She skates. Or rather ice dances. What happens when a certain person from her past comes back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rosalie's Childhood by AliceEsme123 reviews
this is almost a sequel to Esme's Childhood. Alice asks Rosalie about when she was little WARNING - mention of spanking *non graphic*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Esme's Childhood by AliceEsme123 reviews
Alice gets curious and asks Esme about when she was little. short little one shot ... contains mention of switching / spanking *non graphic*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alice, Esme - Complete
What Would I Do Without You? by horsejumper127 reviews
Bella gets sick one Saturday morning, and Carlisle takes care of her. Just a fluffy father/daughter one-shot. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Who Would Have Guessed? by TheJoker'sAdmirer reviews
Bella Swan/Cullen is not what you think she is. She's really a 500 year old vampire and has two brothers Stefan and Damon..Please Read its my first fan fic and i suck at summary's.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Stefan - Complete
A Picture Hold a 1000 Memories by Silenceandmoods reviews
What happens when Bella finds some pictures that bring back memories for her...some good and some bad. And who is there to confort her when the bad memories come? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Halloween Night by Silenceandmoods reviews
What happeneds one Halloween night when Bella is home alone and is left in the house alone. And what happends to Bella, that leaves her going to Carlisle...again.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Diaries by CharmedMilliE reviews
Bella is Bella Salvatore. She is Stefan and Damon little sister and she was raised by Damon. Now she's in Forks and meets the Cullens. all normal twilight pairings.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Damon - Complete
Carlisle Brings Bella to the Dentist by Silenceandmoods reviews
What happens when Carlisle fines out that Bella is having a tooth ache. But there is one problem-Bella is terrified of the Dentist! How will Carlisle handle that?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Twin Souls by The Daylighter reviews
Alice has a vision of her soul twin. She sets out to find her but can't. When their paths cross will Alice get her happy family? Or will the vampires around her twin be too protective? OS V/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Nightmare by xPaige Turnerx reviews
AU. 'Bella Swan. 1880-1897. Or so they thought…' R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Take Care of Me by horsejumper127 reviews
Carlisle is there to take care of Bella when she gets hurt and they share a tender father/daughter moment. Not romantic!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
We're Family Now by horsejumper127 reviews
A sweet moment shared between Bella and Jasper during a thunderstorm. Bella/Jasper Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Kodak Moment by horsejumper127 reviews
Jasper and Bella spend the day together, and a moment of horror brings them closer together. Jasper/Bella friendship
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Left Behind by RachaelRawr reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, but doesn't return. A hundred years later the Cullens return to Forks High School. However,so do Bella and a new found friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,246 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Nightmare by drgnfly23 reviews
Esme's POV when Bella has a nightmare in Eclipse-the night of the slumber party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Moving On by Redefining Fantsy reviews
Bella's orphaned @ 4. @ 7 she's adopted by vamps. @ 17 the Cullens rescue her from years of abuse and hardship. She just want to ignore all of her rules and love Edward. But it's not that easy and the past doesn't want to let her go. abuse/rape in story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Up With You by Music Is My Life Now reviews
Rosalie knew Bella when she was human.But when they see each other in Volterra,Rosalie wants her.The Volturi lets her take Bella but makes her promise that she doesn't attack humans.Is Bella the same or is she different? And what's Bella's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,726 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carly's Confession by Multi-Shipper Girl reviews
ONE-SHOT - Carly/Sam: Sometimes when you confess, it's not that hard as it is made out to be.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Isabella and The Cullens by Nessierox reviews
Isabella is a sweet innocent 6 yr old,going on a trip with her parents.I guess fate was not on their side.Bella is now all alone until the Cullens find her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Savior by brokenfromthepast reviews
Bella is being abused by her uncle, James. What happens when a certain family comes in, and they try to help her get out of this mess? R&R please! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalies Car by Stargirl888 reviews
What happens when Alice borrows Rosalie's car and returns it in less than perfect condition? WARNING: Contains non-sexual spanking. OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Hidden in the woods by Silenceandmoods reviews
what happeneds when Carlisle finds Bella's house empty for three days and finds her crying in the woods
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella's Unlucky Morning by Silenceandmoods reviews
What happend when Bella goes to school but takes a fall down the stairs head first and Carlisle finds her. What will Carlisle tell Edward and will Carlisle be able to save Bella this time?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Reuniting by megagirl44 reviews
Summary: After Edward left he didn’t know that he was the only one keeping a secret. During Bella’s depression stage she reunites with her two older brothers Stefan and Damon Slavatore. P.S. I don’t own twilight or vampire diaries! Rated T
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Damon S.
Dont Forget by VintageNicky reviews
Song Fic - Bella writes a song about Edward not realising that he's going to be there. Song - Dont Forget by demi Lovato
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without You by Tutor-girl-107 reviews
A story about a friendship so strong no one could keep them apart. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
He Hasn't Changed by Brown eyed Writer Girl reviews
Bella and her Mum, Renee are abused by Charlie, from the time Bella was 7, when Bella was 9 they escaped to Phoenix, but ten years later Renee forces Bella to go back to Forks. Can Bella learn to trust this new family with her secrets? Can she be saved?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,488 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Our Little Angel by titchasaurous reviews
Bella was found by Esme as a baby, after a few years with the Cullens something changes in Bellas blood stream and she discovers why she's Different. ExA JxB CxEs EmxR R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Insanity by DOEeyes reviews
After spilling her story to a psychiatrist, Bella lands herself in Rockford Youth Mental Institution where she encounters individuals with problems not so dissimilar from her own. New Moon, AU. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Bella
Divine Intervention by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
At the beginning of New Moon, Edward leaves Bella to protect her from himself. But what if unkown to them all, protection wasn't what she nedeed the most? What if all she had to do was to remeber who she really was? Full summary inside.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running Away by SaphRaine reviews
Warning! Very mature themes. Do not read if you're not over 18! Bella is going to run away from her loving mother and sexually abusing step-father. What happens when she runs away to her father. will she tell him? All cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Phil
Just Eat It by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
Edward tries to get Bella to eat a certain vegetable... does he succeed? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Solar Eclipse by poorasdirt reviews
You left me alone, you wanted me to move on, and you erased yourself from my life. Well now I'm picking up the peices and you don't matter anymore. I'm angry and you are nothing. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,107 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Shadow of the day by hayleyhoo reviews
Bella is abused But not by any member of her family - by two girls at school for no visible reason. What will happen when there are 5 new students at the school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,331 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Motherly Comfort by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella spends a couple days at the Cullens with Esme while the Cullen 'kids' go hunting. this is more of a Esme/Bella mother/daughter fic and there's a twist. If reviews involve telling me I'm rude then don't bother... one more and this fic is gone!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Esme
Needing Daddy by the-hottest-cullen-girl reviews
bella comes to carlisle after she and edward have a fight in the meadow while hunting and leads to bella telling edward that she doesnt love him anymore.Fluff CxB its my 1st story so review review review review cursing and some fighting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
sibling disaster by Nessie96 reviews
Bella has been twitchy lately and it has Edward worried. But the truth is that Bella has a twin named Kyle. No he’s coming for a visit and Bella doesn’t want Kyle to see the Cullens and vise versa. But things get a little out of hand; can Bella fix it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,790 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two and a Half Worlds by tenpuri reviews
While hunting, Edward comes across a little 5 year old girl that the Cullens adopt. Years later her past starts to catch up to her. They soon find that there is more to her than they could ever imagine.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,277 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding Home by Littlemiss53 reviews
After getting away from her abusive step dad and miserable life, Bella learns what it is to trust and be loved. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Already Gone by Jillyan de Poitiers reviews
Song Fic -- Bella realizes that she is already gone.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truly A Cullen: Bella's Story by ArmyMonique reviews
What if Bella was the first one to join Carlisle after he became a vampire. More importantly, what if she was his daughter? The timeline starts in the late 1800's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,870 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
IM Conversations by Rurple101 reviews
PRETTY MUCH FINISHED These are like conversations that the Cullens and Bella have in parts of the books. Not in any timeline or story to them, just funny and ramdom - for loads of laughs out loud
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Other Life by VictoriaVamp reviews
What about if Alice saw the future of Edward and Bella and got jealous of it? What is she tried to stop the future from happening, and succeeded. What would happen if Edward never came to Forks when Bella did? If James had never died?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Victoria, Bella - Complete
What goes up by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella is a human with a hard life and a special talent. The Cullens move into town and suddenly she's not so out of place anymore. A/B and E/J mostly, just to clarify, they are girl/girl, boy/boy pairings. Give it a shot anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,413 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Empty by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
After Edward Left Bella, She Moved To Spain, Where Jane Found Her, And Brought Her To Aro, Aro Spared Bella and Changed Her. Now Bella Has More Powers Than She Bargained For. Now Princess Of Volturi meets The Cullens, Once Again!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Unhappy Valentines Day by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
8-year-old Bella has a bad Valentines day at school. Poor girl. An outake from Growing Pains. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Lean On Me by Multi-Shipper Girl reviews
ONE-SHOT - Zoey/Logan: "Hey, I'm your friend, right? Friends help each other with their problems so why won't you let me help you out on this one?"
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Logan R., Zoey B. - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing but Trouble: The Volturi Twins by crzzytn reviews
Bella is returning to Forks after 126 yrs. She comes armed with her sidekick sister & a few other tricks up her sleeve. She's definitely not the same Bella that left. Rated T for language, just in case. 2nd part of NM didn't happen. BxE. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,738 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
Brothers & Sisters by sarahalliwell reviews
Bella, Jasper and Rosalie are siblings, but got separated and changed under different circumstances. As they find each other again, how will their lives be? Light, love-filled fic, with some drama as well. Alternative Universe. Slight OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,290 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rosalie's Gift by TwilightFlower15 reviews
Rosalie gets to be a mom. She finds Bella as a child, and she raises her. Please read and review. Will be updating soon!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Rosalie, Bella
Stranded by LethalFuror113 reviews
Emmett is reponsible for taking Bella to school, yet he leaves without her to go to Port Angeles. Jasper is at home so Bella calls him up and guess who gets a ride on a shiny Ducati! But Charlie! Gasp! Not Romantic - friendship!Canon couples. TWO-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Dirty Litte Secret by twilightfan213 reviews
Charlie was sick of Bella moping, so he sent her to live with her older brother. Who has a new girlfriend called Tanya Denali... and Bella, had a secret she never told the cullens, she WAS a famous ice skater...bad at summeries! *DISCONTINUED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bittersweet Visitors by twilightfan213 reviews
Edward left. Bella is the princess of the volturi. What will happen when a familar family visit the volturi? Summary is bad!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightmare by Saxyad18 reviews
Set during Eclipse. As Esme sits home one evening, Bella struggles through another nightmare. Will this give Rosalie a chance to overcome some of her issues with Bella, or will their relationship continued to be strained? One-shot from Esme's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The Nightmare Bella's Dream by Saxyad18 reviews
What was it Bella dreamed that night that caused such panic? Did Rosalie's story do more harm than good? This is an additional scene for The Nightmare detailing Bella's dream. It appears separately to preserve the rating of the original story. Very dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Pick Up The Pieces by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Bella takes a fall while trying to reach a box in the Cullen house while they are all out hunting. Carlisle comes home early and helps her out. Good thing he's there to pick up the pieces. Bella/Carlisle father/daughter rel. fluff/ one-shot, no sequel
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Bella's Secret by pamala77 reviews
It's at the end of BD and the Volturi are about to attack. Bella decides it is finally time to reveal her deepest secret. One that just might save them from the rath of the Volturi. The secret of what Bella really is will shock and amaze you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
-"Shannon?" I giggled. No. "Kelly?" Yes. "Why are you here?" You are not happy. "Of course, I am." But you never smile anymore. .:ONESHOT:.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kelly G. - Complete
Doctor Leroy Gibbs MD by Illya Kuryakin reviews
Doctor Gibbs knew just what do to when a particular six year old fell.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kelly G. - Complete
The Immortal Child by SeeMyEvil reviews
In medieval London Bella Swan is captured by Henry, a centuries old vampire. He changes her at the young age of 15 and they travel England, befriending more vampires along the way. What happens when the Volturi arrive looking for immortal children? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella - Complete
Rosalie SHUT UP! by oreobabysunshine reviews
Basically Rosalie says something over the line to Bella! Bella explodes and eventually ends up telling the Cullens about her crappy child hood! rated M just in case!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tough Choice by curiousitylove1998 reviews
Set after Edward leaves Bella. Bella turns into a vampire and joins the volturi.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Every Rose Has Its Thorns by bexi21 reviews
Rosalie Hale and Edward Cullen have always had a strained relationship. But when she reaches her breaking point, she finds an unsuspecting comfort in the brother she thought she hated. Collab w/ pixievamp08. O/S written for That Thing Called Love Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Ancient Prophesy by Ally's Angel's reviews
In NM Edward never came back and Victoria found Bella. 50 years later the Cullen’s and their two newest members are invited by Aro to a ball for their change of diet? And the coronation for the mysterious new Princess Eliza, who hates them. not Aro/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Aro
Super Twilight by xXchampXx reviews
6 different kids from 6 different worlds find out they aren't that different.What happens when a loving couple takes in 6 kids with "special" abilities?RXT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2009
Pixie in Training by kolchaksghost reviews
Four years after the Cullen's left Bella, they encounter a small girl that changes their lives for the better. AU Bella/Alice, C/Es, R/Em, L/J, E/An.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Princess Bella by xXchampXx reviews
Edward left during New Moon.The Cullens get invited to the king of all immortals.What happens if they find Bella can kick some butt?And then find she is the daughter of the kind?RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Gone by bubbleblub11 reviews
How would Rosalie feel if her and Jasper really were twins and he left the family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Another twilight fanfiction by Bloody Rose 2 reviews
what if Bella had a secret that she didn't want anyone to find out? what if she was stronger then the Volturi? what if? DISCLAMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sometimes A Girl Just Needs Her Daddy by Miss H Swan reviews
After a hard time from Lauren, Bella speaks with Carlisle and gains some comfort. When Lauren strikes again will he still be there for her? First fic so please be kind! Another chapter may come but in the meantime try Get Back Get Even, its a kinda sequal
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by tinkermegan68 reviews
Bella is put into a position that she didn't expect to be in for years to come. How will the two men she loves the most handle the news?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topaz Sunset, Ivory Nightmare by HPtwilightfanatic reviews
Bella has a nightmare that practically scares her to death.She needs Edward with her.Now.Or she might start believing the dream was real. Rated T just for her dream and some fluff scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anywhere than Home by emmettismymonkeyman reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are sisters and Charlie is their dad and he beats them. And They runaway from home. M for Bad Language & Themes. There will be no more chapters, cause it never got enough attention. So leave it to your imagination!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Out of My Mind by bexi21 reviews
When Edward left Bella in Forks, his intention was to protect her from himself. But leaving her ignited something no one ever foresaw, not even Alice. Because of his decision, he’s killing her. Can Bella be saved before she's lost to Edward forever?OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,082 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Love You, Mom by AliceCullen43 reviews
All the Cullen go hunting excpt for Esme. Bella has a REALLY bad day at school. Esme/Bella bonding. Rated T just because. Please read. Really good story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Esme
A Night to Remember by AliceCullenIsMyIdol reviews
Bella and Elena are twins.They got separated when they were 6 years old, because it was their parent's final wish,or so they thought.Elena still remembers Bella, but Bella forgot her sister.what happens when they meet again in fells church 12 years later?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Elena
My Baby Sister by Sophomore Me reviews
Emmett stays back for babysitting duty, unfortunately, he ends up hurting Bella, his Baby Sister. Sequel to My Little Girl. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Bella oversleeps by caesara reviews
Bella oversleeps and Carlisle goes to make sure she's okay, upon Edward's request. But of course Bella is sick and Carlisle takes care of her for the day...Carlisle/Bella bonding!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Neverland by orphanactress818 reviews
All Kelly Gibbs wants is to remain her father's baby girl forever and she tells him this the night before he leaves for Kuwait. 17 years later, those words are still true.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kelly G., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Little Girl by Sophomore Me reviews
After that day, I vowed to protect my daughter, for all of eternity, even if she didn’t need it, she would always be my little girl.Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Marked for life by jess-luvs-music reviews
When Bella and her twin Jasper's parents die, there put in foster care. After 3 years of misery, one night of hell and abuse from Paul, there adopted and saved by Carlisle and Esme. But what happens when Paul comes back, and wants Bella back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,620 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's My Daughter by ClumsyInLove3-13 reviews
Charlie throws Bella a graduation party. Bella learns just how much Charlie cares for her. A picture is worth a thousand words, but a look in a fathers eyes are worth so much more. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Hotel California by brittanyandjasper reviews
Charlie and 14 year old Bella go down to San Diego, California for their summer vacation. Father-daughter bonding ensues
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by beautywhispers reviews
Emmett does something he'll regret deeply, but he's not the only one to blame. Warning : Spanking. Non sexual.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett
Edward & Bella: The Icy Romance by J.K. The Writer And Reader reviews
Bella Is Abused By Her Ice-Skating Coach And Father, Charlie. The Cullens Come To Forks, And She Falls For Edward. But He's A Player. When They Have To Skate Together, Will Bella Learn To Trust Him? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. CANON PAIRS. OOC. RATED T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cult by Haloxoxo reviews
You're bruised all over, "how long has this been going on?" he asked concerned. "Awhile" I said flatly because when your past was spent living in a cult its hard to start over new especially when you don't have your memory to know the abuse you suffered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Empty Memories by Naitan reviews
All human. Warning- female pairings and themes. Rated M for violence, abuse and possibly sex scenes. Alice/Bella. Bella meets a troubled mute called Alice at a rehabilitation clinic. As their relationship deepens, they learn more of each others' troubles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,001 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alice, Bella
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Testing Carlisle's Patience by Enelya Falcone reviews
Esme goes out for a day of shopping leaving Carlisle with the kids. The kids unintentionally test their father's patience. Warning: Spanking of teen vampires in the last chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Unexpected Truths and A New Friendship by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella reveals a deep dark secret about her past to the Cullens with Jasper's help. Jasper's POV - Better than it sounds I swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Back to infancy by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella has an accident making her mentally about two years old. The Cullens are left to deal with a toddler Bella and some embarrassing moments ensue. R/R Rated T for safety, but I think it's probably more of a K .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Life by xXchampXx reviews
Bella has always been an orphan. What if it is a different kind of orphan though. What happens when the Cullens adopt. RXR. Normal Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
Contemplation by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
They say that your twin knows you better than you know yourself. Rosalie contemplates her wretched existence with only Jasper for company. Set during Twilight; entry for the Epic T-Rated Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Mother by teishamarie reviews
Mothers Day fluff between Bella and Esme! Just for the occasion.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
A Chat with Carlisle by Enelya Falcone reviews
Alice has something she would like to talk about with her father.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Bring Me To Life by Spider-Monkey-Forever reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie. What happens when the Cullens move to Forks? rated for language, abuse, and possible rape. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Ice Skating by DaddyLittleGirl15 reviews
When Bella moved to Forks she kept one of her favorite hobbies a secret. What will Edward do when he finds out about it? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Secrets by Bloodless-heart reviews
Bella, is broken after edward leaves her. CHarlie does not knowwhat to do. He calls for Bella's brother to come. What other secrets has Bella been hidding? takes place after Edward leaves bella in new moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
I Know Why The Wolf Howls At The Moon by pink champagne218 reviews
He does the unthinkable and imprints on an actual wolf. Imagine his surprise when she turns out to be a skinwalker on the run from her own pack. Jacob/oc Twilight/Wolf Lake crossover.. Don’t need to know Wolf Lake to understand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,680 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob - Complete
My little girl by Inky8Fingers reviews
Carlisle and Bella have a father daughter moment while the rest of the Cullens, including Edward are off hunting. Bella turns to Carlisle to banish her dark demons. I know this plot has been done to death, but please please please, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
Healing by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
SEQUEL TO DOLL. Bella is awake but far from Edward, who is waiting for her. Can she heal and find him again? Especially when Felix won't let go? Warning: Abuse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Books, Boys and Bella by I heart Venemous Tentaculas reviews
Katie and her twin Bella have delt with the hand they've been given for 9 years, but when they get adopted by a family of twins what will happen? Will the twins ever talk about the past or will as they let the past be just that, the past? BxE COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Unexpected by TimaA reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Forks after her identical twin sister mysteriously disappears. There she finds someone she never expected to see again. Disclaimer: I do not own anything! BxE equalzz Forever
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,186 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008
She Is My Daughter by xXchampXx reviews
Part of the Cullen/Bella bonding. This time it is Carlisle who stays behind to watch over Bella. See what happens that makes them get closer than before. RXR. Normal parings. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Letter by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
Edward recieved a letter from Bella that makes him return to Forks. Bella is in danger and needs him to save her...but no one knows what that danger is or why Bella is in danger. Set in New Moon. Warning: Abuse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doll by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
SEQUEL TO THE LETTER. Bella now lives with the Volturi as Felix's mate but is nothing more than a doll. When the Cullens are invited to Volterra will they manage to set Bella free, or will she be imprisoned within her mind forever? Warning: Abuse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Week In The Country by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
Set in New Moon. Bella goes to the country with Charlie, still torn up about Edward. Edward is pretty messed up too, so the Cullens' decide to go on a trip to the country. BxE. T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swimming by Miss Asian reviews
The Cullens are all in for the swimming plan Alice had made for the family except for Bella who seemed to be suddenly afraid of the water.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
He'll Be Home Soon by MagnificentMortal reviews
Emmett watches over Bella while Edward is hunting. Bella has nightmares. Emmett POV Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
The Gift by bookworm1984 reviews
It's the day of Bella and Edward's wedding. Carlisle and Esme present Bella with a gift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Superhero by Lolavella reviews
Bella and Edward talk. Bella is sleepy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by Demi Lovato Song Fic Bella's Pov by Ammidget reviews
Don't Forget by Demi Lovato song fic. This is my first song fic. And hopefully it is good. It's all in Bella's Pov. So R/R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella - Complete
Sparkling Angel by vampvixen01 reviews
FULL SUMMARY ON THE 1ST CHAPTER. Set in New Moon when Edward leaves, Bella befriends a new vampire. But what will Edward's reaction be when he returns to protect Bella from the danger she's about to face?Lots of drama!Better than it sounds, i promise!lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,953 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Princess by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
Well here I am, standing in front of my Grandmother. One who I never knew existed and who has come to give me huge news about my destiny and all. Well as my grandmother stops talking all I can say is wholly shi...And you thought your family was messed up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Blood by vampiro princess reviews
This takes place the summer after Bella, Alice, and Edward graduate. Bella and Edward are in love, of course and there is no problem until Bella gets sick and– to Edward and his family only–she begins to smell. The reason? bella is a werewolf descendant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Edward, Bella
Parentage by Miss Asian reviews
A tune emerged from Carlisle’s voice. He was humming something so wonderful that it could only be the real music that ever existed in history. It didn’t take long before Esme’s enthralling voice joined Carlisle’s.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Bad Idea by irishjedi reviews
Bella needs a little help after making a bad choice, and goes to see her future father-in-law. Fluff warning!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Coincidence by Jazzy's Seer reviews
Bella knew Carlisle,Esme, Rosalie, emmett, Alice, jasper and Edward- when THEY were humans! Will they meet again? Who's after Bella? Will bella and Edward be together? My first fanfic. R&R - or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella - Complete
Beating Nightmare Bella by Shipper Friendly reviews
Bella has a very bad nightmare and Edward is there for her. Short one-shot. E/B obviously! HA that rhymed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Switch by XxZeroXxSacrificeXx reviews
What if Bells has a twin sister that she knew about and never told any of the Cullen about. What if the sisters had a power that kept them in touhe and if something happened to one of them the other one knew about it and had it happened to them. Review pl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Bond by Miss Asian reviews
We have never fought like these before and it hurts me. A stronger bond is what we needed said someone who had held this family for years. And I will forever be grateful to him for that.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Living In Faith by Blood Red Vampress reviews
The Cullens save the life of a girl one night. What's the deal with her past? And, most of all, why is the Volturi afraid of her? Can the Cullens find out before their coven is teared apart by this one little girl? It's all inside. R&R. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Phone Calls by life takes time reviews
When Renee left with Bella, Charlie was left alone and broken. He didn't know if he would ever hear from his little girl again. This is Charlie right after Renee left and he recieves his frist phone call from his little girl.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,675 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Father's Joy by Princess of drama reviews
Daddy"... She will always be my soul, my life and my everything. I will come back to her when I know I am able to for she is my baby girl my little Bella. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Saddest Day by Emmy.Black.Hale.Cullen reviews
One-shot about 9/11. That day affects me deeply. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008
TOM by missbella92 reviews
All of us ladies know what i'm talking about, that's right time of month! Four fluffy days of mood swings, cramps, and cravings! Will Edward survive the torture of Bella? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Back to Solitude by idratherbesailing reviews
I wasn't able to catch her. At least I was there with the trusty Band-Aid." a short story in Charlie's point of view. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Time to Wake Up! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett helps wake Bella up with a not so pleasant surprise. RATED K FOR STUPID HUMOR. Oneshot for now
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Sorrow by violet-phoenix-rose reviews
Songfic - Sorrow, by Flyleaf. Bella's perspective. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Family Bonding: A Nap with Daddy by skeletoninme reviews
Bella and Edward are getting married, and she spends a day with Carlisle. They both fall asleep. Very short and fluffy. One-shot, Carlisle/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Burning Passion by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
My name is Liberty Belle but I go by Belle. My twin brother and I are foster kids. My brother's name is Chris and we live with Mike Newton, but he's not our parents no, our parents are Vampires... Full summery inside, not your typlical Vamp Child story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,884 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Twins by amalin06 reviews
Bella has a sister she never knew about.They carry a special bond and have unique powers.What's the real reason she can't stay away from La Push?Can she find love after Edward leaves? Will he still love her? What is so special about Bella and her sister?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Mothers Day by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
I had this argument with myself, cooped up in this room, every year. This is the one day I let my grief overflow...and I keep it locked securely inside at all other times.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Bella's Secret Past Time by VolturiGirl reviews
So there is a secret the Cullens don't know! "Ice skating. Those two words sparked passion in me. Well, so did Edward Cullen, but that’s not my point." Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2008
A Hidden Secret by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
When Edward leaves, something happens, something big. Bella's hurting, and she may not make it. But that's not the only thing, she finds out about something in her past, something that will change her future.....Please give it a chance! Full sum inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sisters forever, no matter what by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
Two weeks after Rosalie Hale's mysterious disappearance and Royce's death Rosalie's little sister is attacked. The result, she is dead. But what happens when Rosalie and her family meet up with a supposedly dead sister? And who is after her?... R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Baby Bella by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
Okay this is a story that I haven't seen done. Edward finds Bella as a four year old little girl, and James is after her, but what the Cullen's don't know is there is something very specail about Bella. R&R Please! CharmedTwilight. Stacie-Ann
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Piper H., Bella - Complete
Tortured Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Edward leaves,Bella joins a new group. Now she's a punk and meets Nikel who's not afraid to change her. Problem, his coven drinks human blood. Its been 50 yrs since she's seen Edward, she's in for a rude awakening. Not Bella/Edward! Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Bella - Complete
Chatting by the Fireplace by Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Trust in Love by StephanieCullen reviews
What if Bella didn't believe Edward when he said those things at the beginning of New Moon? What if he left before she got a chance to tell him this? What if Bella decides she needs to find Edward? Read and Review Please : E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007
The Parting by Hitomi Kalagari reviews
A song fic about when Edward left Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Bad, Bad Bella by inksmudged reviews
Bella develops a taste for danger while chasing Edward's voice. She becomes dark, angry, and dangerous. When Edward returns at long last, how will he react to the new Bella? Will she be able to return to the girl she used to be? [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
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Guardian Angel reviews
Bella's father physically abuses her and the Cullens move into town. What will Bella do when they get suspicious and try to figure out what she's hiding? What if Bella's not fully human and nobody know it, not even her? Bad at summaries plz R&R :) Rated M to be safe AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Alice, Bella
Twins reviews
Bella and Alice are twins. This is a story about them in Mississippi, an asylum, and their lives as vampires. This is my first fanfic so go easy on me.AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Alice, Bella