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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3283271, Profile Updated: 03-15-17
Author has written 9 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Legend of Zelda, Aion, Pokémon, and Spice and Wolf.

About me: Yeah so uh... I made this account when I was like... twelve. I was cringe-worthy as fuck, honestly. Uh... Now as of writing this it's 2017 and I am... wow I am super embarrassed, honestly. Who the fuck let me on the internet.

This is to say I'm just... going to leave this, honestly. Like I have been.

Status: Yikes younger me.


Story Status:

A Kung Fu Panda Christmas: Complete.

A little game of Hide and Seek: Complete. Like a bo$$

A visit from the future: Name will probably change and I need to get back to work on it.

Even After Ascension: To be honest, I gave up on this... Incomplete/not going to be completed for now.

Family Matters (Adopted): Reason you don't see it yet is cause I haven't started production of it. I wanna get further in TGD first.

Fuyu Okami: New Spice and Wolf fanfic I came up with. I really like the thought of Holo and Lawrence together.

Mirror Soul: All of my hard work is locked away on a Yahoo email... I really need to get it on here.

The Grand Design (Adopted): Chapter 4 is in the works. Sorry to keep you all waiting!

The Wu sisters: Complete.

Xiaxion's Legacy: After every other project is done, I MIGHT take this up again.

Favorite Quotes:

"What this place lacks in water and shade it makes up for in searing heat and blinding sunshine!"- Timon in The Lion King 1 1/2

"You are the most judgmental, low-life, depressed, obsessed, emo, drama-creating, unimaginative, vampire-loving, stupid-head ever."- Pepper Teach

Mr. Moseby: Now have you checked the gear shift?
London: You mean, the PRNDL?
Mr. Moseby: Are you refering to the stick that has the letters P R N D L?
London: Moseby, I'm not stupid. I know how to spell PRNDL
Mr. Moseby: It is not something you spell... It stands for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and LATERAL!!!
London: You're confusing me with all this... Technical talk!!
Mr. Moseby: Oh I'm sorry! Let's relax, turn on the radio! Would you like amm or fummmm?!
-Mr. Moseby teaches London how to drive

Zack: Do you think he noticed?
Mr. Moseby: *far off* He noticed!
Cody: It wasn't us! We were... framed!
- Zack and Cody break a painting with a football

"Wow sarcasm, that's original!" -Dr. Horrible

"There are then million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!" -Stephen Hawking

"Because geometry is not a country somewhere near France" -Sherman Alexie

"Naked woman plus right hand=happy happy joy joy" -Junior

"I'm only an alcoholic when I'm drunk." -Junior's dad

"Grief (greef) n. When you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble" -Sherman Alexie

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." -Unknown

"Children in the dark make accidents but accidents in the dark make children." -Unknown

"You cannot piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!" - unknown

"Chance: You're points suck dick meaning your case sucks dick meaning... we win this round!
Me: Oh, I thought you were going to say that means I suck dick... hahaha"
-Me against an opponent in Debate

"I am Holo the wise wolf!" -Holo in Spice and Wolf

"Stupid potato!" -Holo in Spice and Wolf


To my lovely anonymous reader, Alpha Tiger, my eternal thanks! Your reviews made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Thank you so much!


Guy side Vs. Girl side

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats. (By far)
X its hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends on who it is)
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture. (Sometimes)
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box. (Kinda. Technically, it was my dad's)
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. (Dad gave me a shit-load of them. I loved them.)
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes)

Total: 19

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop. (I'm guessing books, funny movies and food don't count...)
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
XGo to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Not a big part.)
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (I don't count it as a hobby, and I don't like it, so no.)
X You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No way! Luke Skywalker rules! Down with the Sithe!)
X You were in gymnastics/dance (I wish...)
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 13

Yaknow back when I originally did this I was very surprised at the results. Now I'm not. Huh.

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Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick by Zoop reviews
Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer. *Reflecting Current Events in Game-verse*
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 248 - Words: 154,852 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Human, Orc, Troll, OC
Vanishing Point by ValentineRose28 reviews
-Previously Stolen Innocence- 'You tell anyone, and I'll kill you. You hear me? I will." (That's stupid.) (You can't kill someone who is already dead.) Trigger warnings inside. AU. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Journey Back by JP5125 reviews
Well this is my sequel to the game InuYasha Secret of the Cursed Mask. Kaname Kururugi returned home, and wants to go back to the Feudal Era to see her friends again and Sesshomaru... Read to see what happens!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,073 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kaname K., Sesshōmaru
Heart Swapped by Novum reviews
Ash Dawn and Brock are heading through Sinnoh when Ash and Dawn meet a manaphy. From this they have switched bodies. Now they must journey through the Sinnoh regions trying to find a way to reverse the effects and keep it a secret from everyone else
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,954 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Crossdress for success by grasstastesbad reviews
Itachi and Deidara had a plan. A plan that would rule the world. The ultimate plan. Crossdress and transfer schools!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Origins by Shadowfang901 reviews
Po is the Chosen one-the Dragon warrior, but he wasn't the first one. Long before him there was a young orphan that earned the title of Dragon Warrior before anyone else. She controlled forces and powers that Po has not even scratched the surface of yet. Watch her battle her way through politics, dragons of myth, and a war. Did I mention she's also a wanted criminal?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012
Kindergarten Flirting by Wolf Blossom reviews
Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,887 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hidan's poem to a young child by grasstastesbad reviews
Hidan sings a lullaby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Life at DrMartinez's house by LanaDelBaee reviews
The flock is staying at Dr.Martinez's house after they saved the world. Definitetly lots of FAX and some EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,464 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wanderer's Tales by Idojgrrl reviews
These stories follow Caoimhe of the Onior family, after the fall of Silvermoon. You don't need to read the first story to understand this one, but please feel free to enjoy both. We'll see where they go, but as always, feedback is appreciated!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011
The Gentleman’s Guide to Dating by Sincerely-Vixen reviews
I’m not saying I’m a genius about girls but then again, you probably aren’t either, so shut up and sit down and take a few pointers from the best. InuXKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Children of Night and Blood by Arienna reviews
Barely out of her training in Undercity Anasteria, a Blood Elf priestess, is taken captive on her first mission. Under the cruel treatment of her captors, she finds one that defies years of hatred and bloodshed to help her. Blood Elf/Night Elf R/R, please
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,233 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Blood Elf, Night Elf
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Fuyu Okami reviews
Holo and her companion Lawrence are at it again! Holo decides to travel with Lawrence and together they now roam the world, making deals, evading the church, and eating their share. But when one wrong turn makes their luck sour, will anyone, much less Holo herself, make it out alive? Love, action, and apples in abundance
Spice and Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Holo, Kraft Lawrence
The Grand Design, as continued by me again reviews
FF deleted this, so I'm doing it again, and this time it's better. Anyway, FF, just so you know, I have Shadowfang901's permission to continue this. DON'T DELETE THIS! 10-4-12: School is keeping me busy so updates won't be too often. Sorry guys :(
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Po, Tigress
A visit from the future reviews
Ash Ketchum is all grown up now and he's completed his mission to become a Pokemon Master. Now it's Rose Kirasaki's turn. Is she able to save the world from evil leagues or will the Pokemon Universe fall through the cracks? Rated T for violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Absol, Prof. Juniper/Prof. Araragi
Even After Ascension reviews
The adventures of a confused Daeva named Rosilynn and her band of friends. Was formerly "Path to Ascension"
Aion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
A little game of hide and seek
Who says you're too old for this classic game? Elrai and Dimitri sure aren't and they make the most of it.
Aion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Mirror Soul reviews
I changed the name to Mirror Soul because I realized that Wolf Blossom has one titled similar sorry WB! Anyway: A mirrored version of our Hero of Time has come seeking to destroy Link. Will Link make it out alive?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Link, Ganondorf
Xiaxion's Legacy reviews
After The Wu Sisters. About Isabel's daughter, Xiaxion, and how her life goes. Rated T, but might change to M, for language and suggestive themes. Also for death, as I go into how the sisters died.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tai Lung - Complete
The Wu sisters, as written by Ihatethesystem reviews
The Wu sisters! And one of them is Prego!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Tai Lung - Complete
A Kung Fu Panda christmas reviews
Christmas rolls around in the Valley of peace and everyone is getting into the spirit. Mistletoe and snowballs aside, KFP prepares for a cocoa war... Rated K plus for violence. May change to T, depending on how intense I get.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Tigress, Po