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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3283305, Profile Updated: 07-11-12
Author has written 7 stories for Bones, and Sherlock.

if you're reading this, you're either lost or the one of the most lovely people on earth. As for me, i'm a slightly not-sane fangirl, which was probably obvious. I'm a lover of words in the many forms they take, but if you use them to hate, i won't like you.

i'm 14, writer/dancer/artist/reader/thinker/blogger on good days and a whim of a couple thousand cells to be me on a normal one. (as you can tell i like quotes).

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fictionpress: kowala

I'm all over the internet

FANDOMS: Sherlock, Cabin Pressure, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Avengers (& i love superheroes in general), The Hunger Games, Supernatural, and if I get around to it a few American shows.

Emmaz1098, this is for you:

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The US Navy has 80 trained dolphins gaurding a facility housing nuclear weapons.

Some people hear voices...some see invisible people...some have no imagination at all!


Yes, i am a Trekkie!

My BFF, Emmaz1098, you are freakin' awesome...

This is for you Emmabeanz:

If your best friend is the thing that gets you through everyday paste this on your profile.

If your best friend gets unhealthy obsessions with things you like post this on your profile COUGH*Sherlock* COUGH

If what doesn't kill me makes me stronger I would be freaken Godzilla!

If you want to kill your narcissistic OCD stalker of a father don't worry I know a place for the body.

When you have a party in your head set up the streamers yourself or your brain just fucks up the colors.

Spinning on a Rubix cube is not a good idea...

Moriarty is the best gay criminal EVER.

Pavel Andrares Chekhov

Matt Bomer

You know we are BFF's when I call you a "stupid fucking bitch" it translates to "I love you!"


Okay, okay, that's enough of me. Fics are below... And please don't hesitate to review or PM me. Even if you have nothing relevant to fanfiction to say i will GLADLY talk to you and please don't worry about being awkward i am horribly so.

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Down and Out by Emmaz1098 reviews
When Neal, Diana, and Jones are kidnapped by an overly hyper genius psychopath, hell bent on destruction. Peter has to find them before it is to late and help save other lives at the same time. What is his real motive? And can everyone get out alive? Diana and Jones whump! Plus extra Neal whump!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,563 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Video Footage by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him. Fluff. Slash if you wish on a star. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Eight Emotions of Sherlock Holmes by Kmacksinclair reviews
It has been suggested to Sherlock that he should try and find out more about his emotions. John thinks this is a brilliant idea. Sherlock thinks it's idiotic. SEQUEL TO DEAR JOHN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Tears Of the Violinist by SUPRNTRAL LVR reviews
Sherlock is taken by Moriarty, and when he's found he's going to need John more than ever as he makes his way slowly back to normality. Contains violence, strong language, angst, whump, etc Set just after TGG
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,228 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ask John by AlyReality reviews
I was thinking about the conversation between Sherlock and Mycroft at the Buckingham Place in "A Scandal in Belgravia" and I decided this is how the conversation should have ended. Not a proper story. Hardly worth reading.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Girl by angel-death-dealer reviews
As she dies, Alicia Ryan leaves Tony a parting gift; the daughter he's never known. Determined he can't be a father, it's up to his team, his true family, to prove that he's capable of raising three-year-old Penny. Tiva and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 285,532 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Beauty in the Bones: A Modern Fairytale by Cassie Bones reviews
Okay, so this is number TWO in my Fairytale series. Number ONE being Cinderbones. Basically, this is a twist on Beauty and the Beast, involving all your favorite Bones characters. Enjoy! R&R
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,353 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Cinderbones by Cassie Bones reviews
Based on Cinderella. R&R
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,397 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5135 - Favs: 11,797 - Follows: 1,395 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Damn Cute by audi katia reviews
If one more person calls him cute, he will scream. ::insight to our favorite Russian::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
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Sugar and Spice reviews
Cabinlock Martin/Molly drabbles. Lots and lots of fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Molly Hooper
The Fun in Dysfunctional reviews
Booth's expecting a child with Brennan, but he's already got his son, Parker to look after. When Parker comes to live with Booth permanently, it's hard to make ends meet.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Alone reviews
John cannot heal from Sherlock's death. Until he meets Amelie. Until the detective shows up in their flat. Everything is almost normal - but Seb Moran doesn't like normal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Miss So Much reviews
Sherlock sees through everyone and everything in a matter of seconds...he sees things everyone else misses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Ordinary reviews
He wasn't an angel, he was only on their side. The devil was insane, the devil was right. He wasn't an angel, he wasn't a devil.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Conversations reviews
Conversations bewteen the characters. Each one is a ship pairing. A few are RPs between me and my friend
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A fluffy MorMor ficlet inspired by classical music. There's nothing wrong with me.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
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