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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3283320, Profile Updated: 03-15-12
Author has written 8 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and South Park.

Name: Anna-May
Location:Earth
Age: Old enough

This is a Fanfiction account.
But you knew that.

Basically, I'm here to spread love and happiness through my fantastic, age-appropriate fanfiction--
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Sorry. Accidentally hit the "pep" button on my computer. Funny, I don't remember having one.
You know what? Just take that statement there, and take the entire part after "basically" out.
There. That's an appropriate profile introduction.

Oh. Yeah.
I should probably put what I'm going to write about here, too.

To be fan-ficced...
Hetalia
South Park
Adventure Time
Homestuck

And maybe-
Avatar:The Last Airbender
Harry Potter

And trust, it will be slashy.

Oh. And I'm open to suggestions. If I know about it, I'd be happy to give it a try. Probably. Don't hold me to that. I also have an incredibly erratic writing style, ranging from middle grade humor to soul-wrenching angst to moderate average-ness to things that will most likely make you go, "...lolwut?" in any and every way you could possibly phrase any of that.

Updates:

So, I... what was this for, again?

Oh, that's right. This section is purely for entertaining the *false* notion "I have initiative".

Ah, this brings back fond memories of my youth. Games of "Pretend", frolicking in pastures of green...

Cold, dark closets. Loud, barking beasts. Being forced-fed... gruel... and... apple juice...

Shivers* Anyways! Here are some fanfics I've been working on that you may or may not see in the forthcoming future. Depends.

The Kings and Queens That Rule The World

The world is a dark place, filled with shady deals and selfish people. And behind it all are the ruthless and bloodthirsty men and women know as The Bosses. Rated M for Mafia.

That's right, people, a mafia fic. A HETALIA mafia fic, filled with lovely mafia-induced ooc-ness. Coming as soon as I find where I left Chapter 1.

(Ahhh, I'm so sorry! My friend went and lost the entire story... I'll make her find it, though)

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Straight On Til Morning by Salmagundi reviews
Bored of his life, Peter Kirkland accepts a stranger's offer to take him to a place where he can have everything he could ever imagine. However, he soon learns that "paradise" comes at a hefty cost, one that he might not be willing to pay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sealand, America
It's Raining Women by Bri Nara reviews
England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
APH Rochu: A Sign From Heaven by haraguro-tan reviews
Yao mistakes Ivan in a panda suit for a talking panda that's possessed by a deity. He asks the 'Great Deity' for advice on how to kick the foreign devils out of his land and gets some very strange answers indeed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Russia, China
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
APH Gakuen Rochu: Taming the Polar Bear by haraguro-tan reviews
In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Russia, China
In Sanity by woodbyne reviews
AU, Snapped Canada, One-shot, Character death, Douche-France, self-harm, questionable insanity. "I wonder if I've always been this mad?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - France, Canada - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Mein Schutzengel Il Mio Protettore by woodbyne reviews
Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Happy Family by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
A series of stories about random days that the 'happy' family of China, Romano, and America go through. If you think that's strange, meet their family and neighborhood! China/Romano, Norway/Taiwan. Oh, you know it's so canon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,721 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, S. Italy/Romano
Reading, Writing, and Realization by Ahmerst reviews
Student/Teacher relationship warning. This is the tale of Alfred, and a teacher he finds himself getting the hots for. He tries to shrug it off at first, but that's before he gets to feeling it's a pretty mutual thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Love Thy Neighbor by Ahmerst reviews
School/Gakuen AU in which Alfred takes a liking to that Russian hunk next door. Which is all kinds of confusing, because he's pretty sure he likes chicks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Be Romantic, Marshall by spider fingers reviews
Every night, without fail, he appeared on Gumball's balcony. And every night, without fail, Gumball waited for him. Marshall Lee/Gumball. Fluffy Drabble.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Pruning of a Wallflower by Ahmerst reviews
A short, simple story about two people with one thing in common: They have no one to dance with. So of course, awkward teenage slow dancing ensues with enough fluttering hearts to go around. Gakuen/School setting, school dance prompt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2011 - America, Russia
The Best Story You Will Ever Read by Iggymonster reviews
Seriously. Your mind will explode from how amazing it is. I dare you. THERE'S CRACK. CRACK EVERYWHERE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/17/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Canada, Not America by iFellOffMars reviews
I am Canada...not America,Canada. And this is a short story about me,Canada...not America. It's about Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Canada
Spliced by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
A nod to the Batman Beyond splicing episode. Wally and Robin are injected with the animal splicing drug and now Wally's animal instincts are telling him to stalk after the little bird of their group. Light, suggested Wally/Robin.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Sky Sharks for World Peace by Abarero reviews
1941 Allied Forces Gen-fic. The plane suited all of them, really; childish on one hand, but sure to be a great fighter once you gave it a chance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - America - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas with Drunk Hetalians by Bri Nara reviews
Nations throw a Christmas party, with alcohol, and start singing the 12 days of Christmas, madness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
America Has A Nice Hat by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Mafia by SabrinaScissorhands reviews
The Hetalia characters play a friendly game of Mafia. America, Canada, Prussia, Germany, Russia, Italy, Romano, France, Japan, brief England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Prussia, America - Complete
Of Blood and Opium by Spherically Adept reviews
Oneshot for the Second Opium War. There was really no way China could accept this kind of treatment, especially not from someone whose eyebrows were enough to destroy his high. China&England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - China, England/Britain - Complete
The New Year Celebration by Hasegawa reviews
Hong Kong's party. China's half baked attempt as a PR. Hilarity follows Warning: embarrasing situation. Pairing: Canons and All X China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - China, Hong Kong - Complete
You'll Scare the Kids! by awfullybad reviews
The Allies and some other nations take a nice little visit to the park, but soon realize that their little trip is far from 'nice' and will eventually end in chaos. Now with 100% more suicidal Canada!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Apples to Apples by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
Slightly Cracky / The Axis and Allies get together to play a game of Apples to Apples. 8D Funness ensues or somesuch. / Hints of GerIta, USUK, Russia - Everybody, France - Everybody / Rating for France. Lol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
How to like People who like Cats by Ahmerst reviews
Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
For the Sake of Liberty by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
On the way back to the print shop one day, James meets a young American soldier who needs some help. Axis Powers Hetalia/ Liberty's Kids crossover
Crossover - Liberty's Kids & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2010 - America - Complete
Close Relations by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. Poly-amorousness knows no bounds as half the world fantasizes about being with Yao. Unrepentantly plotless, and with enough unresolved sexual tension in the air to cut with a knife. Many!nations/China, featuring the Axis, Allies, and Asians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,370 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
Booze Speaking by Ahmerst reviews
Unable to deal with a very drunken Alfred, Matthew dumps him off on Arthur. Only thing is, he doesn't warn Arthur what an affectionate little tiger Alfred is when he's liquored up. Chapter 5 deals with drunken dub-con. UK/US that order
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You sunk my battle ship by Mr. Sora Majiggers reviews
America decides that playing board games would be a good way to forget about the rain. Sure they say they have the name "bored" for a reason but what if the stakes for these games were high? RussiaXAmerica, FranceXEngland rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,384 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
WokXFrying Pan by Mr. Sora Majiggers reviews
Have you ever thought what would happen if Hungary's frying pan and China's wok brought the two nations together? Crack Filled goodness in every bite! ChinaXHungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - China, Hungary - Complete
Poker Night by haveyounomercy reviews
A night spent with the Allies is truly a night wasted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Symbolism by Aries Draco reviews
from kink meme. One possible scenario if the world suddenly found out that the nations exist. Focusing only on Germany. Violence against dogs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Germany - Complete
The Great Firewall of China Shall Not Fall by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. America tries to convince China to stop internet censorship. His awesomely heroic plan? Introduce China to the wonderful world of porn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - China, America - Complete
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The Kings and Queens that Rule the World reviews
The world is a dark place, filled with shady deals and selfish people. And behind it all are the ruthless and bloodthirsty men and women know as The Bosses. Rated M for Mafia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - America, China
Burnt Orange Discord
Just one more addition to the pile of dead Kenny's built up in the inner linings of his soul. It's okay if no one else remembers, because he can remember for them. There will be no falling apart in this strange boy's schedule. Only smiles.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Kenny M.
Tactics reviews
If that Gumball thinks he's getting away with anything, he's got another thing coming. Sequel to "Curiosity Kills More Than Cats"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Diversion reviews
My mother didn't want them to change me, didn't want me to become that type of person. But what she didn't count on, didn't think about, was my trying to change them. K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
El Acosador Tomate reviews
Being stalked isn't exactly high on Florida's favorites list. Being stalked by the pedophile Spain is even less desirable. But getting rid of the tomato-obsessed idiot forces the state to resort to drastic measures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Spain - Complete
Mental Images of a Fangirl reviews
England just wants a shower. To bad China hates him, among other various things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Familial Congress reviews
It's 2054, and Alaska, sick & tired of being a state, has left the Union. Now, her family's called her back to "work out some details" and of course, it all goes up in flames. Just another typical family meeting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America - Complete
Curiosity Kills More Than Cats reviews
It's a widely known fact that Prince Gumball's hair is made of bubblegum. But Marshall Lee just has to know... Is it ALL made of bubblegum?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete