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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3283589, Profile Updated: 12-23-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: Moustache :

Age: Uh... OLDER THAN YOU :U

Gender: Well, I would think it were obvious...

Alright, so I have an issue with finishing stories xD And getting bored with profiles o: In the span of 3 years, I've had 4 profiles, have written 30 stories and have only finished one chapter-story. It's a nasty habit.

I'm in love with turning characters against their will, or making them evil... With the exception of Evil Naruto. THE ENTIRE SERIES is about how even thought he's been through the deepest pits of hell, he still finds the room in his heart to love and protect and all that. Oh, dudes. There's something swicked about the thought of a character turning into an animal or some shit... OR MAYBE doing something that totally hurts the ones they love? Yeah= Best types of stories, my good sir.

I'm a really speech oriented person, and thrive on opinions and feedback. Since I'm so people pleaser-y, I love reviews, becuase, depending on what they say, I usually end up changing my story to suit the readers.

As I'm typing this, my cat is shredding my back with his claws. FUCKIN' A, KITTYCAT x[


"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

COUGH. Well, obviously the egg. I'm thinking that over time, one creature kept evolving and eventually, from an egg came a malformed hatchling that resembled the modern day chicken, and it kept reproducing and passing on mutated genes ]

Or you could follow the biblical belief: *POOf* "Hey lookit that! Let's call it a chicken :D"

"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Okay, FIRST OF ALL: If no one is around, how the hell do you know the tree fell in the first place? One day you're just sitting at home watching cartoons(because you have nothing better to do) and all of a sudden, you just KNOW a fucking tree fell. Mkay.

SECONDLY: It doesn't matter whether or not we're there to hear it. The vibrations from the impact of the Tree hitting le ground would produce sound waves no matter.

"Do you have any special talents?"

Heh, WELL *smooths hair* I happen to know how to blow glass ;D

"Do you enjoy writing?"

Nah, bro. I constantly torture myself by writing all these lame stories in self-punishment for that one time when I was young and swallowed a baby bird. -_-

"You have pretty shoulders :D"

Awe, dude. So do you, man xD Thanks!

Dudes! Write me questions, and I'll answer them as best I can! I love reviews and questions, and I love answering them xD PLEASE, for the love of christ, do it ]

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Stranded by Vaerin7 reviews
Mating season is rolling around, the Shinigami growing more cuious about the surviving Arrancar. Unfortuantely, they have no way to observe them without danger... or do they? Ichigo finds himself in trouble because of them once more. YAOI, MPREG
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,413 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Deaging Curse by htdcd reviews
When a deaging curse hits Harry & Severus, they have to grow up all over again...but is their past truly gone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,444 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
PickUp Lines by HippyWhippy reviews
Robin was showing off, but he started a pick-up-line WAR. Warning: This is NOTHING but cheesy maths and science-related pick up lines. Do not attempt to USE them.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Growls and purrs by lady of the wilds reviews
Logan always suspected Kurt was more cat then demon and when he finds the elf purring in his sleep it just proves him right. Lots of fluffy goodness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Drunken Camaraderie by Brain Fluff reviews
Ron and Harry get drunk. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It All Ends Here by mermaidgirl45 reviews
A countdown to the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II, the final film. Each chapter names one thing we'll miss from JK Rowling's incredible series. A great place for Potterheads to come reminisce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Salty, Sweet, 'Tasty' Treat by deadtodd reviews
"Bro, you were eating Play-Doh. That's... Bro... That can't be healthy." -Warning: May cause excessive giggling. Not Slash.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
If lost please return to: by Ali-Th3-Ch3shir3-Kat reviews
Robin starts wearing a collar and Wally's obsessed with knowing what's on it. SLASH ROBxKF. ONEHSOT.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Jello Incident by maskedmidnightninja reviews
He was never making Jell-O again. At least, not when Wally was around. /Written for the Sugar Sweet Challenge! Warning: Small hints of slash!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Causality by Rydia Highwind reviews
cau·sal·i·ty : the relation of cause and effect. Things go a little differently in Gluttony's stomach, and the end result changes everything. Ling/Ed, AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
The Heart by Shatterdoll reviews
America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Stuttering by SlipStitch reviews
Neville wants to date Harry Potter but isn't so sure he has what it takes to date the Hufflepuff Savior! NL/HP SLASH. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Another Country by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mine by Lady Drace reviews
Todd kurt fluff. Rating for curse words and such. Todd is looking down and since Kurt is such a nice guy, he tries to cheer him up. Total fluff ensues.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Epitome of a Soldier by WingsOfADream reviews
Instead of being sent to the Dursleys, Harry was hidden away, his magic allowed to grow undisturbed, until the day came when Dumbledore would wake him. Only Dumbledore died. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dawning Glory by P4th reviews
Ichigo and Uryuu encountered a really strange man in the street. What they never thought was that he would make them famous. [IchiUri]yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
You Are a Runner and I Am My Father's Son by bitterending reviews
[oneshot] Ishida comes to Ichigo's house to talk but can't think of what to say. His nerves are getting the best of him and Ichigo is less than forgiving. At first. IshiIchi PWPish
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by TheSiner reviews
Lucius catches Harry, but something happens and it’s not so obvious who the cat is and who the mouse is anymore. Why Harry suddenly likes Lucius so much? HarryLucius slash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
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It Came Without Heart reviews
"What did you expect, sir? Those feelings were literally ripped from his mind, and... I doubt he has the capacity for it anymore..." A transmutation leaves adverse effects Ed/Roy angst, language, slash, breif nudity, blood. Rating may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
To Be Me reviews
"Just because I'm in this body doesn't mean I'm any different! Stop Treating me like I'm a bloody GIRL!" Rated T For swearing. Eventual-very slow- Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Breathless reviews
Harry's different this year; less... Golden boy, I guess. He seems closer to the ferret, too. It's like... that boy's his slave, while he's just a monster... HP/DM? Master/pet Creature fic. Ratings may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
I've Seen You Sleeping reviews
"They say that if you stand in front of a mirror and chant his name three times, he'll come out..." A small game of truth or dare leads Harry into the bloodied arms of a reflection. Harry/Draco HPDM Rated for Gore. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Without reviews
On his little brother's wedding day, He's missing someone he lost in the Final Battle. Quick Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete