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Joined 09-24-11, id: 3283705, Profile Updated: 04-02-13
Author has written 18 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony, Lord of the Rings, and Spirited Away.

I'm awesome. Enough said. I used to have an awesome profile. But I never used to have mental problems like I do now. I mean it. I'm struggling with schizophrenia, OCD, paranoia, multiple personalties, bipolar-ness, athritis, ADHD/ADD and a whole lot of others .-. And I freaking deal with it everyday. You kids are taking life for granted. You really are 0_0 Like I did when I was like you. That one day...

WELL, SCRATCH THAT!!! I CAN STILL BE AWESOME WITH MENTAL DISABILITIES, RIGHT?! 8D

ME: EVERYBODY SAY "HELL YEAH!!!"

EVERYBODY: HELL YEAH!!!!

Seriously though ._. I have worst life. I have stupid step-father. I've almost committed suicide before >.> I have mental disabilities. I have short term memory loss.

Yeah, I think I have a bad life. MAYBE. I dunno *shrugs* *glances sourly at those dumb teenagers crying over being dumped by a fantasy boyfriend >.>*

I'm a fan of everything you can think of (Except Twilight, Justin Bieber and Legolas, you nuthead! D:CAN'T THINK OF.

And I'm your average 15 year old girl from Southern Australia. And UK. I frigging love UK 8D

ASDFGHJKL I LOVE MAH LORD OF THE RINGS AND MAH NARNIA ._. I HATE LEGOLAS. JUST...YEAH. I HATE IT. I HATE HIM. KILL IT WITH FIRE. BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS. I HAVE SOME FLY-SWATTERS BACK AT HOME. HERE, TAKE ONE. AND WHACK GAYGOLAS WITH IT. HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS. LET ME TRY IT. WHOA! GOT HIM!!! HE'S DYING, DYING - DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!! 8D /fantasyend

Don't piss me off

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Fear my moustache and killer TEA CUP!!! 8D

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19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Whisper of Song reviews
18 yr old triplets Sari, Sam, and Sasha are thrown into ME. How will they react? Sorta Mary sue, my first fic so no mean comments plz! . it is rated T b/c I don't know what will be in it yet. what will happen? we shall see...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012
An Eternal Bond by Sentinel Prime reviews
After living in filth and poverty for over two thousand years, Shagrat, the Uruk-hai captain at Cirith Ungol in Mordor, gets a second chance to live a decent life...and possibly find love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Uruk-hai
To The End of Her Days by HPgirl0609 reviews
When Frodo has a daughter, she has her own quest and her own destiny for fulfill. A story of love, courage, and ultimate sacrifice, with old friends and new characters, this is a sequel to Tolkien's epic masterpiece. Rated T for thematic material.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,880 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Hobbit, Eldarion - Complete
Games and Promises by Sentinel Prime reviews
Just a little bit of baby Shagrat/Isthey fluff. I think it's kinda cute. Takes place after "Mama!"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Uruk-hai - Complete
Pigs Do Fly by littledragoneyes reviews
What if LoTR characters live with you, but you don't know it until you're 25? What if Aragorn likes peanut butter? Shelob likes cooking? Uncle Pig Fiddledrat LXXVII the spider? What? It's more than Dra can take on her birthday! Oh, BTW, pigs can fly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
AUTO Biography by Sentinel Prime reviews
AU- Auto escapes death after failing his directive, and in doing so, gets a second chance at life when he becomes stranded on an alien planet and learns of the growing conflict between good and evil that will affect everyone on the planet. Including Auto.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Uruk-hai, AUTO
Space Bound by The Official Demonator reviews
Ratchet thought that when he finally found the femme 'of his dreams', it'd be easy sailing after that. A little over a year later and he finds out just how wrong he was. Love will be tested and secrets will be unmasked. Ratchet/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Shower Time by Jayswing103 reviews
You think taking a shower is menial? Well as someone once said it's the little things that give you away. This is how the mane 6 takes their showers.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Miss Mary by Picardy 3rd reviews
After getting into a little trouble at school, Scootaloo must visit grouchy old Miss Mary every day after school for a week. How will Scootaloo deal with a mare that seems to hate everything about the filly? Please Read and Review!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Scootaloo - Complete
The Most InFamous Love Story Skyrim Never Heard by OccasionallyDamned reviews
ObsessiveDevil Cast-off. Ever wondered why so many Guards took arrows in the knee? It's just a thing about arrows and knees, they're insanely attracted to one another... Parody fic. Placed in brothers account because I don't usually write for this fandom.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Sing for your Supper by lindahoyland reviews
A relaxing night out at an inn proves anything but for Aragorn and Faramir when they realise they have forgotten to bring their purses.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
If You're Reading This by Sentinel Prime reviews
A prequel to the movie told from the POV of a trash compacter as she meets and befriends two other robots in the midst of humanity's last days on planet Earth
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - WALL-E, AUTO - Complete
Mama! by Sentinel Prime reviews
The short but sad story of how Shagrat lost his mother. Warning: DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE TISSUES NEARBY. Actually, go on and read it anyway. It features Shagrat as a baby. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Uruk-hai - Complete
Cheating The Eye by happyday girl reviews
In the calm before the storm, Pippin is feeling lonely and out of place. He finds Faramir sitting by himself and vows to cheer him up using a little 'Hobbit Charm' Set in ROTK. A little humor, Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Faramir, Peregrin T. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Battle for Pelennor by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
A poem celebrating the Rohirrim's victory at the battle of Pelennor fields. My first try at writing Anglo-Saxon alliterative meter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Eowyn, Eomer, Théoden - Complete
Silver and Blaze by InTheNightlight reviews
This is my version of how Silver and Blaze became friends.Silvaze.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Lord Of The Rings Hits Vegas by siriuslysirus123 reviews
That is right. Lord OF The Rings chracters go To Las Vegas for a darn tooting of a time. Chapter 19 is now up. Read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005
A Mary Sue Murder by siriuslysirus123 reviews
Mary Sue had been murdered. No one knows who the killer is and why Mary Sue was murdered. Before you know it some will die and some will live. The ones who remain have to figure out who is responsbilbe for all the deaths.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
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My Little Dashie: The Colours of Love reviews
Rainbow Dash brushes off her nervousness, as she enters the next Best Fliers competition. She must brave her fear of failure, and perform Sonic Rainboom for the judges. For her friends. For her dad.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Rainbow Dash
Biggest Mystery of the Century reviews
Who exactly IS No Face? Why does he change personality around the greedy people of the bath-house? Why does he apply to the saying "You Are What You Eat?" And most of all - why does he always follow Chihiro/Sen around?
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Kaonashi, Rin - Complete
A Typical LOTR fanfic MarySue Basher reviews
Uh..SOMEONE had to do it. A Mary-Sue basher starring Legolas and Rosemary "Sue" Jaqueline - or Mary-Sue. Uh..rated T for romance and not-as-bad language. Oh, and this is a Legolas basher too XD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Legolas
Lord of the Elements: Fellowship of the Ponies reviews
Another random idea of mine :3 Hope you like it!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Applebloom, Scootaloo
The Flame of My Heart reviews
To destroy the evil in Blaze's kingdom, she must retrieve the Flame-Stone, a powerful gem lost for centuries. With her sidekick, Silver, can she manage to complete her quest? Or merely ruin the lives of her people? Collab wif the awesome deanna37 :D Enjoy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Blaze, Silver
In My Time of Need reviews
Ever since "Mare Do Well", Rainbow Dash has always felt she never deserved her friends. After a heated argument, she sticks with Gilda, her old pal. When her friends are in danger, will she put aside everything and save them, or leave them to their doom?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Gilda
The Treasure I Never Found reviews
Hi, I'm Rainbow Dash. And a new Daring Do book has never come out for weeks! And so I thought, maybe I can be an author to. Twilight said ANYPONY can! And then, I sat down and started the adventures of - "Daring Do and Me." PS. Rainbow's Dash's POV
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Rainbow Dash
School of Success
The CMC and mane six are sent to the "School of Success" to learn. However, life in a boarding school always leads to a series of wild events and affairs...
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders
The Gift Of Love reviews
In bad times, everyone is poor. Can Amy Rose raise enough money to buy a gift for her boyfriend, Sonic, or will she go without a loving Christmas?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Amy, Sonic
Ponyville Powerpuffs!
When the mane six are bored, they all decide to head out to Zecora's for fun. But when they all drink a potion of unknown effect, the next morning, they wake up with super powers! Will they use their powers for good? Or to make mere trouble?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012
Better Off Dead
Furious with the events in "Boast Busters," Trixie invents a new way to take over Ponyville, using her magic to possess a pegasus named Starshine Haste. Can Twilight Sparkle and her friends save Ponyville, or make matters worse?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Trixie
THE END OF THE WORLD! reviews
Pinkie Pie claims it's the end of the world, and everyone believes her.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011
Pwned reviews
Decided to make this a set of issues. Issue one Honey Money. Ah...no summary XD. Read and find out what this is about XD
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Silver, Blaze
You Just Got Sued reviews
Sonic and his gang are going to a boarding school. It's the first time, and they're quite nervous. But what's worst is when they find out that all their classmates and teachers are Mary-Sues. And people start dying mysteriously. What will happen now?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011
Ask Sonic & Co reviews
This story's about you actually. You gotta review and tell me your questions, and I'll add them in da story for ya. You can ask Shadow, Silver, Blaze, Rouge or Sonic. For entertainment purposes only XD
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sonic
Hunny Bunny reviews
A wild robot is on the loose. He collects people for his master's evil experiments. When he crosses paths with a young rabbit, what happens? Oh...with help from a person that saved the rabbit's life who the rabbit saved her life in the end.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Cream/Cheese
Drinking Poison reviews
Shade the Echidna is sick of life, and decides to try the drugs she had found in a robbed drug shop. She feels perfect...until she starts seeing things. Rated T for drugs
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Shade
The Ultimate Truth Or Dare reviews
It's a cruel world!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011