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Joined 01-19-03, id: 328386, Profile Updated: 08-16-14

This is the first time I've updated this profile in 3 years. I got tired of all of the rambling about pairings and fandoms and whatnot, so here's what really matters:

I'm a 27 year-old male English teacher currently teaching 10th grade in Texas. I do have some fanfiction (most notably "Real Men Wear Tights," a Homestuck fanfiction currently found on Ao3 and Tumblr), though it's not hosted on this site. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5216 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,935 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10500 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 5,268 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Stark Transcendent by Morta's Priest reviews
There are many paths open to Tony Stark, billionaire arms merchant. In some worlds, he is destitute. In others, he is a knight in shining armor. And in a precious few, he just might transcend expectations altogether. The future is an unwritten page - who knows where it may lead? (Archive of the Spacebattles Quest.)
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,359 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Do Unto Others by Halcyon5 reviews
AU. A small group of Jedi flees Coruscant after Sidious's purge, making contact with unexpected allies who may be able to help them regain what was lost.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,436 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
From Harvest to the Ark by TheAmateur reviews
The war lasted nearly thirty years. Only the best of the best had what it took to survive every one of them. That...or maybe it was just luck.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 408,624 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - A. J. Johnson - Complete
The Last Jedi by Darth Marrs reviews
There are no Jedi; no Sith. There are Abnormals—persons born with a midi-chlorian count proscribed at a dangerous level by the Galactic Empire. Those persons are euthanized immediately upon discovery. That is, until they come for the son of the last Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 184,903 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Bound to Eternity by Valakun reviews
New Chappy! What good is an immortal demon's soul container if the container doesn't last? Ah the flower of youth...who says it's fleeting? A Naruto/Ranma/SM crossover. Tokyo will never see it coming. Ninja...duh!
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,025 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/20/2004
The New Guy by SilverRose88 reviews
COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,302 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
What Might Be by Sakiku reviews
Kyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Illusia by Blonde Badger reviews
*Complete* Jim has just discovered Illusia, A VR fantasy game where you interact with others over the ethernet. In this other world Jim's met someone who might be more than just a friend. Jim/Aisha (Oh C'mon by now you all know who Odana is)
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Complete