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Joined 01-19-03, id: 328417, Profile Updated: 03-13-10
Author has written 28 stories for Golden Sun, RENT, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Scrubs, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, and Earthbound.

I have grown up a lot since most of you who have read my profile have last seen it. I am now in college, studying chemistry, and knitting like a madwoman. Fanfiction has, for the most part, fallen far to the wayside for me, but I have not given it up completely. But there are more important things in my life now, so updates will be few and far between, and most of what I post will be one shots. I apologize for this, but there are some things which must take priority. Such as my job.

Update on current works:

I would like to finish "SNAFU" at some point, though if I update it again I am pretty sure it will be the last chapter. I had an ending worked out about two years ago, but for the most part forgot what it was.

"Just watch your step" will probably never be finished, as with its current pacing it would take me twenty chapters to get the kind of story I had planned originally. If I refresh my mind of Fruits Basket, I might publish an Uo/Rin one shot that I've had in mind for a while, which will essentially carry the same tone, but with much less exposition.

"When I started to decay" is completely over. I don't know where I was going with that, and if I had a major plot point in mind, damned if I know what it was. The fic stands alone as it is, unfinished, but for anyone who might like reading it, it remains on the site.

As far as any future works go, I will most likely publish in the realms of Naruto, Bleach, Golden Sun (once the DS version comes out), Team Fortress 2, and any other games as I come across them. Again, don't be looking for much. But hopefully, you'll eventually find something that makes you happy.

-Sakebottleswing

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Mother Is God, Father Is Guardian by NetherStray reviews
So Pyramid Head showed up today. Not sure how or why, but he was an interesting house guest. Continuing chapters in the continuing epic of the best resort town ever.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Pyramid Head
How The Swan Blew Up San Romero! by SteveElOtaku reviews
What if Dr. Seuss had written Lollipop Chainsaw?
Lollipop Chainsaw - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
They Know by Determamfidd reviews
The aftermath of a mission isn't usually like this. But then, this was no usual mission. The others are repressing like talented ameteurs - but Bruce, Bruce is a professional. OT6, explicit.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Terrycloth Mother by rowdymouse reviews
Tony's faced with a hard task: providing Jeff all the love he never got and desperately needs.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jeff - Complete
Legbreaker Mountain by SpiegelofNowhere reviews
Ishida has a problem. A blue-haired, mad scientist, stalker problem. "Stop sending things to my house. Flowers are fine; flowers that shoot knock-out gas are not."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Uryuu I., Mayuri K.
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Pyramid Pizza by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Silent Hill 2- Ever wonder where Eddie got that pizza? Lucky Jade Restaurant, a.k.a Pyramid Pizza. We rape and deliver.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Pyramid Head
At a Glance by PolarisAmane reviews
Sunny days were not meant to be spent caged up inside... and yet that's exactly where Yoruichi has found Soi Fon not that she expected to find her anywhere else...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Punch Because You Care by Missus Cupcake reviews
Strong language, hints of intercourse. When Scout reveals his strange quirk in bed to Engineer, things go haywire for the Bostonian. Will Sniper be the one to finally help Scout's strange kink come into frutation, or is he setting himself up for disaster?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Scout's Law: A Team Fortress 2 Story by Innocent Fox reviews
A short one shot of friendship, guns and crying Russians. Rated T for sexual references and humour.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Wolf at the Door by Reiya Inc reviews
Oh, do not be so hasty in your judgment of me! True, I have perhaps acted rashly, but you must first understand the context. The situation is not as simple as it seems... Spy/Scout
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
From Dusk 'til Dawn by Lellian reviews
A day in the life of some of Oto’s finest. Or why it’s not a good idea to draw on Tayuya’s face. Crack Sound Four fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Tayuya, Kidomaru - Complete
Cabin Fever by slack-jawed cheese hugger reviews
Somehow he managed to locate the Uchiha’s quarters, and get inside without too much damage to the doorframe to dump the sleeping man unceremoniously on his unmade bed. oneshot drabblefic, sound sasuke arc
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakon - Complete
Hollywood Died by kissMe imDying reviews
He didn't know what he was in for that day. The day those boys transferred in from the school that mysteriously burned down. Envy's life of ruling the high-school with a twisted grasp would change with the addition of those two boys...AU, possib. EdEn
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,925 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
Yellow Blankets by YamiTami reviews
Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Quantum Collisions by V.Raptor reviews
The seemingly random collision of two people can lead to interesting results. What exactly the results are, depends on the parties involved. Modern AU, Zoro x Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,286 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Zoro, Sanji
A Not So Silent Night by Lellian reviews
Christmas in Oto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Spice of Life by B.l.k.tyger reviews
Series of random one-shots, inspired by pick-up lines and quotes. Mainly centers around KakaIru, but expands into other couples later on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
ATONEMENT by Crazy Rob reviews
Prequel to Solitary- after the end of Earthbound, Picky, the one innocent member of the Minch family, struggles to stay sane as his personal world crumbles around him. Rated M for references to abuse and minor cursing. If you can't deal, don't read.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Picky M.
A Secret Little Game by claymade reviews
A year after Sasuke's defection, the surviving members of the Sound Four are dispatched on a covert mission to Lightning Country, only to find themselves locked in a game of wits against a very familiar foe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Price of Life by Aelibia reviews
Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Just The Mundane by Lorelei Utahime reviews
Just another day in the life of the Sound Four.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Tayuya, Kidomaru - Complete
The Real Killer by salkun reviews
In which the ninja of Konoha really need to find a hobby. Kakashi and Gai genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Citrus Peels by Racheakt reviews
But sometimes the bizarre grew too pronounced for even the most traveled and jaded Oto-nin to ignore. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Kimimaro K., Kabuto Y.
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cat's Tales by o-banana reviews
Iruka thought he had enough trouble looking after a house full of cats, dogs, and various other humanoids. But when Naruto goes into heat, he finds out what trouble really means... YAOI SasuNaru, various other pairings. Anthro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stolen Facts about Itachi Uchiha by xxMitsuko6xx reviews
Not mine, again ...-sighs-... but still it's funny so I want to post it, again, this is from naruto central.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
More Deadly Than The Male by Lellian reviews
Why Tayuya and brothels don’t mix and why Kidoumaru really, really didn’t want to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kidomaru, Tayuya - Complete
Cat Mission Conversations by Durgas Dragon reviews
Izumo and Kotetsu talk over cats
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Circumstances of Coincidence by Lellian reviews
How chance can shape a person and the life they lead. Tayuya, Orochimaru and why she never looked back. First meetings: discuss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Orochimaru, Tayuya - Complete
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
Requiem by Happy Mask Salesgirl reviews
In the end, the North and South Gate were the strongest of the Sound Four. Oneshot for Tayuya. Fanbrat reminder, is a place for storytelling, not flame wars on pairings. Real reviews welcomed. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Tayuya, Jirobo - Complete
Thicker Than Water by ckret2 reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
Waiting by NumerousOptions reviews
Con and Coyote, killing time in a place full of nothing and no one.
Killer 7 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Day Of Christmas by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.AU Xmas 1shot. Envy hates his dad for abandoning him and his mom. To get back at the old man, Envy decides the perfect revenge will be to destroy his new family just in time for Christmas. But things never go as planned at Christmastime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chemistry by Karasu Kyra reviews
[Chemistry] It brings people together. [Chemistry teaches us things we did not know of others.] SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
BaseLine by Monoshiri reviews
A series of drabbles about the Sound Four and the Sound genin, written for various challenges on naruto100. Be aware of dark themes, questionable sanity, and this being me, impending yaoiyuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006
Eccentricities by Kuroeia reviews
[Kyouya x Tamaki] In which Kyouya is straightlaced but not entirely straight, and Tamaki is an unfairly pretty sleeper.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Becoming Heaven by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Far from common belief, Tenten has a family, and a past. It's just that there's never been reason to talk of them. After all, who really wants to know that you're a gypsy?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Sky's No Limit by Nymbis reviews
Just a girl, a dream, and a ton of gunpowder. Twenty truths about Shiba Kuukaku.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Kukaku S. - Complete
Sound Drabbles by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of drabbles and ficlets in no particular order, that take place in the Hidden Village of Sound, or deal with Sound characters. Watch out for potential homosexual relationships and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K.
Year of the Dollar by Tenda reviews
The final, brief entry of an exchange student's journal before he starves to death some time after the close of the Giygan War. A short and uninvestigated perspective into the capitalistic perversion that was the war.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Viper by Codyfancypants reviews
The Killer 7 takes on the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad [Kill Bill]. Will they meet their match, or is Bill just a punk with a sword? Revised on 10-14-2014 for content accuracy, and grammar.
Crossover - Killer 7 & Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006
Thread by Monoshiri reviews
In a future where Sound, Leaf, and Sand are forging an alliance and the ninja world is poised on the brink of war, three men meet and play a game...AU, futurefic, threesome, yaoi, Kankurou x Kidoumaru x Shikamaru. Not, that's not a typo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Question of Lust by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
KakaKabu Yaoi. Kabuto visits Kakashi's apartment one night, and it's not the first time. There's a question to be answered, but it doesn't take words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Learning to Listen by x Ino Fan x reviews
Tayuya had never been a good listener. [[A Tayuya Drabble, short oneshot]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tayuya - Complete
Ripped Apart by Dannondorf reviews
Oneshot. A less pleasant take on Poo's final trial in Mu training.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Poo - Complete
Weapon Encounters of the Third Kind by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Tenten, Weapons Mistress. She uses weapons of all kinds, conventional and unconventional, ranging from anvils to stuffed teddy bears. And you'd better believe that she can. Series of vignettes 5: Paper, AKA: Read or Die
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tenten, Team Gai
Pink by dement reviews
Sakura is everything Tayuya is not, and Tayuya is everything Sakura wants to be. TayuSaku shoujoai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sakura H., Tayuya - Complete
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
On The Nature Of Spiders by Monoshiri reviews
Zaku, Kidoumaru, and painful lessons about the spidery psyche, with commentary from the Sound's peanut gallery. Questionable gender, cursing, and slightly confused shounenai if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kidomaru - Complete
Genius at Work by Benevolent Goddess reviews
PreRENT. Collins gets bored and decides to test out his latest theory.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - T. Collins - Complete
It's Good to be Gangsta by ajremix reviews
Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Ludicrous by Josef Von Perriwinkle reviews
Kevin/Dan. Go on. Save the environment.
Killer 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
“Unmask your heart Then show us your smile” by FaneD reviews
Assignment 42: Emir's POV as he eliminates the Harman Assassigns. Insight as all the victimns get knocked off.
Killer 7 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005
Encounter by Amana reviews
Kaede waits for Dan and Coyote at the Union Hotel. It's my response to the Livejournal 30Songs group's challenege writing a songfic using Kelis' Milkshake. It's not as raunchy as the song I've tried to approach this softly.
Killer 7 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/28/2005
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Like a Brat reviews
Porky's the boss. Actually, he's more of a brat. Parody of the Lonely Island's "Like a Boss" as it pertains to Porky's role in the MOTHER games. Includes spoilers for Earthbound and Mother 3.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Pokey M. - Complete
The Bleach Yaoi Orgy Goes Horribly Wrong reviews
Oh, woe is I. Here I am with some of the most attractive males of Bleach, and none of them will kiss each other. Without them, the yaoi orgy is destined for failure! Minor self-insert and naughtiness abound.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Forty bucks and a foot rub reviews
Envy X Pikachu X Shopping cart yields one cracktastic pairing. FMAPokemon crossover. Envy makes a bet with Greed, and soon needs help getting out of a tight situation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Stars and the Moon reviews
One would not normally accuse Chizuru Naba of being bold, until she decided to fall in love with Ayaka. Ayaka, however, still pines for Negisensei and is determined to win his heart. ChizuAyaka, shoujo ai.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Elevator reviews
Ted is ready to jump for good this time, while JD needs a sandwich after a very long shift. The two paths intersect briefly. Suicidal themes, songfic.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
The Mushroom Corner reviews
A short drabble I wrote about Tamaki's talent for growing mushrooms.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Kyo Wants To Beat Up Little Girls reviews
When Kyo first arrives at Kairbara High, he is accosted by Yuki fangirls. However, he might want to consider further training after he retaliates against the wrong person.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Inadequacy reviews
Kyouya might be extraordinarily talented, but there's one thing he can't do...wrap presents. Some light TamakiKyouya fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Ain't That Unusual reviews
Tamaki walked into the Third Music Room to see a very unusual sight...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Baby, it's Cold Outside reviews
Kyouya isn't as much of a scrooge as others would expect him to be. A scene between Tamaki and Kyouya during the Christmas holidays. Shounen ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Hatori Made a BooBoo! reviews
A short drabble in which an out of character Hatori finally gets his revenge on Akito after all of the abuse.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Hatori S. - Complete
Poems on Crumpled Papers in Crayon reviews
A few poems that Yuki and Haru have written to each other since grade school. Pairing is, of course, Yuki and Haru. Fluffiness abound!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
SNAFU reviews
situation normal? hardly. It's war between Mark and Roger when Mark walks in on something unexpected and totally embarassing. Mostly friendship, MAYBE fluffy slash.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Just Watch Your Step reviews
Rin runs into Uo after escaping the hospital, and ends up receiving care and a friend. Somehow, the two hotheads overcome their own tempers and find some common bonds. Rated T for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Rin S., Arisa U.
When I Started to Decay reviews
Not all friendships start out easily. How did Haru's hatred towards Yuki change, and does their friendship run deeper? T for language, possible shounen ai or yaoi in the future.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S.
Screw Love reviews
A short monologue from Kyo. Kyo wishes he'd never been loved. WARNING: possible spoiler from vol. 11 of the manga. If you know about the fate of the cat then proceed. T for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
Everything you never wanted to know and more! reviews
Uhoh. The Diary entries of the Sohma family have been found, and Yuki's got the whipped cream! Some interesting discoveries have been made...Slash, lingo,everything you can think of, we got, folks! Chapter 2: kyo's journal and he's too sexy.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006
Mon Frere reviews
My brother. As Yuki goes through a crisis, Ayame comforts him as best he can.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Yuki S., Ayame S. - Complete
Inked reviews
A story in which Haru does NOT get five tattoos at once. Slight HaruxYukithe two go to a tattoo parlor with some interesting results...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Marky Pretends reviews
Sequel to Scrap. Roger has been through this routine thousands of times, expecting a different result. Semibased on the song Mary Pretends by Fuel.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Scrap reviews
Prequel to Marky Pretends. Mark is losing his grip on reality and cannot let go.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Mark C.
The Interview reviews
After Mark has died, Buzzline interviews Roger for his obituary, and doesn't necessarily give them the answers they want. markroger implied. slight AU....slight.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
How we do Valentine's Day reviews
Felix despises Valentine's Day for the obvious: it's a materialistic holiday and he'd rather be prank calling with Piers. Jenna does nothing to improve his mood, but Piers hopes to cheer up the cranky Venus Adept. AU modern times, PiersFelix.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Felix, Piers - Complete
I don't think that they'd understand reviews
a FelixPiers slash. Yaoi. A year after lighting the lighthouses, Felix and Piers realize how much they need each other after months of loneliness.
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Felix, Piers - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
What happens when Felix is tired of Jenna setting him on fire?
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Felix, Jenna - Complete
Lift Your Head reviews
Felix and Piers engage in conversation during foreplay. Yaoi, PiersFelix.
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Felix, Piers - Complete
Blinded reviews
A scene between Felix and Piers after Felix falls asleep underneath a tree. Shounen ai, PiersFelix coupling.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Felix, Piers - Complete
First Kiss Ooh LaLa reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and Piers and Felix are still bachelors. What happens when midnight rolls around? PiersFelix, shounen ai, AUmodern times.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Felix, Piers - Complete