Author has written 11 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and V for Vendetta.
Hello. Welcome to my exceptionally boring profile.
Sheesh, it's been a while. New fic coming up soon!
I am 108 years old.
What? Okay, fine. I'm not really 108 years old. I will carry my real age to the e-grave. You know, fear of discovery and all that. I'm aware that there are potentially millions of others my age, but why take the chance? *Creepy Willy Wonka-father smile*
But, really. A little bit about me. My name is (not telling). I'm currently studying. I like strange things. My dog is called Cocoa. I swear, I wasn't thinking of CatCF when I named him. I just really love hot cocoa.
I enjoy reading and writing.
My other hobbies include people-watching (Weird, yes, but strangely fascinating), confusing people, staring at strangers until they notice and continuing staring until they look away (That victorious feeling you get is delicious), and dressing up as a shark.
Aaand that's about it.