Author has written 9 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and V for Vendetta.
Hello. As you've probably realized by now, my username is Dysphasia (formerly SereneHalcyon, I might add). Welcome to my exceptionally boring profile.
Character Pictures: (Incomplete thus far)
Kim Chen: (Pretend she has longer black hair)
Candice Harrison: UPDATED:
Tim Richards: (Might possibly change it later. I chose this picture because the hair is spot on)
Hayden Steele: (Idk, he seems a bit old but I'm trying to find another one. Just imagine he doesn't have the beard)
Young Willy: *heart*
I am 108 years old.
What? Okay, fine. I'm not really 108 years old. I will carry my real age to the e-grave. You know, fear of discovery and all that. I'm aware that there are potentially millions of others my age, but why take the chance? *Creepy Willy Wonka-father smile*
I live in Australia and do not own a barbecue nor a shrimp. I have blue eyes and dark reddish hair and I like to hum a lot. I'm currently obsessed with Breaking Bad and zombies, so expect a few stories about the two in the near future.
I love to read and write. Surprisingly, due to my rather amateur style of writing, I've been writing ever since I could spell correctly and hold a pen right. I've never actually striven to improve my work before early this year, which explains why I'm not exactly at my best.
My other hobbies include drawing, people-watching (Weird, yes, but strangely fascinating), lucid dreaming (flying is fun.), confusing people, staring at strangers until they notice and continuing staring until they look away (That victorious feeling you get is delicious), readings dictionaries, learning languages (Japanese, basic German, basic Russian and I'm currently attempting Latin), Reddit, journalling and having no friends! Yay!
I absolutely love music, although I can't seem to decide on my favorite genre. It changes every week. My favorite artists include The Strokes, High Highs, Sea Oleena, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, America, The Beatles, Erik Satie, Chopin, Steam Powered Giraffe, City and Colour, Blondfire and Junip.
Just a little disclaimer about my avatar or picture on my profile, I do not own any of the pictures. I am not the person in any of the pictures I use nor did I create/draw them. I get them of DeviantArt. :)
Aaand that's about it.