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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Halo, and Code Geass.

Name- King Draconias (As far as you're concerned)

Gender- Male

Age- Between the time I was born and until the day I die.

Favorite Shows (in no particular order)- Code Geass, Sword Art Online (even though I feel a little miffed that Argo only had one freaking scene in the entire anime, I still think it's an awesome show), Dragon Ball (including Z and GT), Fairy Tail, Bleach, Digimon (though my most favorite is Tamers since it was the first truly serious season of the series, Data Squad/Savers and Xros Wars aren't bad though), Fate/Zero & Fate/Stay Night, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist (both Brotherhood and the 2003 one), One Piece, Hellsing (prefer the OVAs, but the original anime wasn't too bad), Gotham, Scorpion, The Librarians, Law & Order, CSI: Cyber (the only CSI show I like), The Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons (an eternal classic, even if some things have gone downhill), Everybody Hates Chris (a show loosely based on Chris Rock's childhood, with said comedian providing absolutely hilarious voice-overs every episode), The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, @midnight with Chris Hardwick, Real Time with Bill Maher, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Sonic X (an oldie but goodie), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the 2003 version), All the shows that make up the DCAU (DC Animated Universe), Young Justice, The Batman, Batman Brave and the Bold, Teen Titans (the original series, not Teen Titans Go though that one is pretty funny usually), Ultimate Spider-Man, Marvel's The Avengers, X-Men Evolution, Wolverine and the X-Men, Devil May Cry (the short series, though I do like the games. Except for DmC, that "reboot" was a terrible idea and a complete mockery of the original games), Soul Eater, Soul Eater NOT, and Star Wars The Clone Wars

Least Favorite Show- Naruto (The premise of the story was great, and I could handle a character as naive as Naruto. When he was twelve! It was around when Shippuden started that things just started to get ridiculous. It's one thing being an idealistic twelve year old in the first year of your career as a shinobi, but it's another thing being a naive fool after literally everything Naruto went through during Shippuden and the fact that he never seemed to develop any actual skills that weren't pulled from his ass along with his complete and utter lack of willingness to realize that some promises just couldn't, and shouldn't, be kept and that some people weren't worth fighting for. But what really, really pisses me off about him, is his complete lack of maturation in over three years of being trained by one of the most powerful people in the world and still being a complete fool! Yes, he had sparks of maturity throughout the series, but his complete denial and rejection of anything that he disagreed with and a belief he could change those things is just far too childish for someone who suffered as much as he did. Even Goku (one of the most childish protagonists, even as an adult) acted mature when he needed to, but Naruto just kept on being the most pathetically naive shinobi around no matter what happened.)

(The above rant is actually why I tend to like Naruto Fanfictions, at least I can actually find some real creativity in some of them. I really did enjoy the series when it first began and I tried to stick with Shippuden to the end despite my growing dislike for just about everything going on in the storyline, but I just couldn't do it. It is through Naruto Fanfictions that I can find my original love of the series again.)

Favorite Movies (in no particular order)- The Princess Bride, The Addams Family, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Puss In Boots, Hotel Transylvania, Frozen, Men In Black (all of them), The Matrix Trilogy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, All Harry Potter movies, All of the movies that make up the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), The Night at the Museum movies, Space Jam, Rise of the Guardians (I love Jack Frost in that movie), The Star Wars movies, The new Star Trek movies, Runaway Locomon (a Digimon Tamers movie), The Librarians movies, The Simpsons Movie, The Batman vs. Dracula, Ghostbusters (both of'em), Ice Age (all of'em), Open Season (all of them), Back to the Future Trilogy, Kung Fu Panda movies, and Most of the Marvel Animated movies and DC Animated movies

Favorite Game Series' (in no particular order)- Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry (the original games), Halo, Madden, MLB The Show, and NBA 2K

Favorite Books/Book Series' (in no particular order)- Dragon Rider, The Egypt Game, Le Morte D'Arthur, The Once and Future King, The Book of Merlyn (not a typo, T.H. White actually spelled it that way), The Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, The Heroes of Olympus, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, The Kingdom Keepers, the Lionboy Trilogy, The Last Dragon Chronicles, Deltora Quest series, the Stoneheart Trilogy, the Bunnicula series, the Magic Treehouse series, the Tales from the Odyssey series, The Boxcar Children series, and the Harry Potter series

Favorite Sports Teams (in no particular order)- Chicago Bulls, Milwaukee Bucks, New York Mets, Atlanta Braves, Milwaukee Brewers, Philadelphia Eagles, Miami Dolphins, Green Bay Packers, and Wisconsin Badgers (Basketball & Football)

Personality- I am unrepentantly sarcastic at the best of times and if you're someone I find enjoyable to speak to, you will most likely have to regularly double check to know whether or not something I just said is meant to be a joke or if I was serious. My sense of humor is extremely dry and I have almost no filter between my brain and my mouth which is why I generally prefer to type my answers out on online conversations instead of speaking directly to a person, despite the difficulty of only speaking using the written word. (It's easier to backtrack before I possibly say something 'not normal' that way.) My sense of humor can also take extremely morbid turns at the most random times and my black (i.e. morbid) humor is most definitely not something for the general public. I have to constantly remind myself to not joke about something that I would find funny because in most cases it would severely disturb someone else. I regularly joke about my own death to the point of it possibly being unhealthy, but I try to avoid real life tragedies, like 9/11 and things similar in nature out of respect for the dead. I greatly respect all soldiers who choose to serve in their countries military, despite not being anything even close to a soldier myself, because I realize that it takes great personal sacrifice to be a soldier. I am a very honest person simply because I see no point in lies that needlessly complicate things and I love animals. Personally, if I don't like you odds are I won't interact with you much at all in order to minimize any temptation I would feel to do anything to you (and if I need to interact with you odds are I will probably be about as blunt as a hammer) and if I like you and we're friends I will probably be that little voice on your shoulder that bares a distinct resemblance to a tiny devil telling you to go for it and screw the consequences. But I genuinely care for my friends and family even if I am probably at the heart of most of the craziness that happens with them. I am a veritable fortress of contradictory personality traits, but I always try my best to stick to my principles because I cannot stand hypocrites who abandon their principles at the drop of a hat. I stand for what I believe in and the only reason I would even come close to changing that is if circumstances that had placed someone I was close to in serious danger demanded it or if I was faced with a very sound argument that made me take new knowledge into consideration. With the latter, the most likely thing I would do would be to incorporate that new knowledge into my principles rather than change them completely.

My Personal Philosophy- I am a Pragmatic Agnostic Theist. If you're confused as to what that means, I'll explain right now. An Agnostic is someone who is in-between being an Atheist (believing in no God(s) whatsoever) and being religious, but there are at least four different types of Agnostic. For the purposes of my explanation, I will just clarify the two versions of Agnostic I am. A Pragmatic Agnostic doesn't see the question of a God or Gods existing as being anything other than purely academic since they believe that, should God(s) exist, it/they clearly don't seem to care about anyone on this planet since so many horrible things are always occurring. An Agnostic Theist on the other hand believes in the existence of a God or group of Gods, but doesn't lay claim to know just what kind of higher power exists. To simplify my explanation a little more, I believe that there is most likely something around that could be classified as a God or Gods, but I don't really feel that it will affect my life in any way until I'm dead. Although, I do have a more specific belief system that isn't completely what I just described (just look over the next paragraph if you're curious).

As far as I'm concerned all God(s) that are spoken about throughout history, the ones spoken about in the present, and those that will be spoken about in the future, already exist, and the God(s) you worship as well as any God(s) whose followers you have grievously harmed or killed, for reasons other than protecting those you love or innocents from immediate danger and self-defense, are the ones who judge you after your death. Atheists are automatically reincarnated into what they deserve based on what they did with their life. Agnostics are judged by the Higher Beings that they believe in and are judged based on how they lived their life and if they lived their life by the principles that they truly believed in. The Higher World, also known as the Heavens, is divided into sectors separated for each religion's God(s) to exist as well as the afterlives that they rule over. There are two Lower Worlds, one is known as the Underworld and the other is known as Hell. Depending on the severity of the crime committed by a Mortal Soul and whether or not they made up for their crime while they were alive, a soul has four options after they leave their Mortal Bodies. If they have successfully made up for the crime(s) they committed in life, they will be allowed to choose between reincarnation or living in their religion's afterlife. If they haven't made up for their crime(s) while they were alive, depending on the severity of the crime(s) and the soul's emotions toward the crime(s) (i.e whether or not they feel genuine regret for committing it/them or if their reasons for committing the crime are understandable. An example of an acceptable reason for committing a crime would be a father killing someone for molesting his daughter who isn't even in puberty yet. The reasoning behind such a crime is very understandable because what that someone would have done is terrible.), they will be sent to either the Underworld or Hell. If they feel genuine regret for their crime(s) or their reasoning behind the committing of the crime(s) is understandable, the soul will be sent to the Underworld for a personalized punishment for a specific period of time and once that time is served the soul is reincarnated into the Mortal World to try again or very rarely, depending on the circumstances, the soul may have their punishment waived completely and be allowed to choose between their religion's afterlife or reincarnation. This process has no limit and as long as a soul doesn't commit a truly irredeemable crime with no remorse or reason they will be allowed to try an indefinite amount of times until they succeed and are allowed to enter the afterlife of their religion. However if a soul commits a truly irredeemable crime and feel absolutely no remorse for committing it and they had no understandable reasoning behind it, the soul is removed from the cycle of reincarnation, is barred from entering the Higher World forever, and they are sentenced to Hell for all eternity. The truly irredeemable crimes that can be committed are best left judged by Higher Beings because they are far less blinded by Mortal emotions than any Mortal and other Living Beings.

Political Ideology- I really, really don't like politics (I feel that it brings out the absolute worst in everyone involved). However, I feel it is my duty as a citizen to participate in the political process in order to make sure that my voice is heard as best I can. The beliefs I follow when it comes to politics can best be described as being mostly center-left on the political "left-right" spectrum. I consider myself to be a LaFollette Progressive and I'll explain what I mean by that right now. Robert M. LaFollette was a State Senator and Governor from Wisconsin in the early 1900s during the Progressive Era of U.S. Politics and he founded the state Progressive Party. This party was then taken over by Teddy Roosevelt and nationalized in an attempt to bring the Progressive Agenda to a national audience and later became known as the Bull Moose Party (I actually don't think this was such a bad idea, but most of the Progressive Agenda was not exactly welcomed by states who leaned more conservative, which was quite a few states back then).

The reason I consider myself a "LaFollette Progressive" and not a "Roosevelt Progressive" or "Bull Moose Progressive" is because I actually agree more with LaFollette's political principles than any other politician I've researched. For issues that he never really had to deal with, there are obviously many issues that didn't exist during LaFollette's lifetime, I tend to view things through a Progressive Moderate perspective, leaning on the side of more oversight by government in public places (government buildings, businesses, etc.) in order to protect the public though I do feel that, barring things that can affect public health and safety, government should not peer into people's private lives unless absolutely necessary.

List of Video Games I Like

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening

Devil May Cry

Devil May Cry 4 (and the Special Edition)

Devil May Cry 2

Halo Wars

Halo: Reach

Halo: Combat Evolved

Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary

Halo 2

Halo 3: ODST

Halo 3

Halo: Spartan Assault

Halo 4

Assassins Creed: Altair's Chronicles

Assassins Creed

Assassins Creed: Bloodlines

Assassins Creed II

Assassins Creed II: Discovery

Assassins Creed: Brotherhood

Assassins Creed: Revelations

Assassins Creed IV: The Black Flag

Assassins Creed III

Assassins Creed III: Liberation

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

Metal Gear

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Pairings I Like/Dislike



NarutoxFemKyuubi (She's been with him since the day of his birth and has seen his life firsthand. Thus she is one the only beings able to fully understand Naruto's life.)

NarutoxFemNibi (As a Bijuu, she would be able to understand his life, because of how the Bijuu are misunderstood similar to the Jinchuriki.)

NarutoxFemNanabi (Same as Nibi.)

NarutoxFu (She's a Jinchuriki, so she is one of the only humans to be able to truly understand his life.)

NarutoxYugito (Same as Fu.)

GaaraxFemShukaku (Same as Kyuubi and Naruto.)

YaguraxFemSanbi (Bijuu are some of the only beings capable of truly understanding Jinchuriki.)

RoshixFemYonbi (Same as Yagura and Sanbi.)

HanxFemGobi (Same as above.)

UtakataxFemRokubi (Same as above.)

KirabixFemHachibi (Same as above.)


NaruHina (Now before anybody goes on a rant about how 'they're meant to be' or some such bullshit, let me just say a few words to state my point. Stalker. With. Byakugan. You know, that eye that has x-ray vision? Does anybody get my thoughts on how fucking creepy that is? Not to mention the fact that she saw how he was treated and didn't even make an effort to become his friend. Silent support is all well and good, but without them knowing about it, it's basically the same thing as being ignored. Now, if someone used the pairing in a similar way to DevilKeys I might read it. At least they had some prior interaction in his story instead of her admiring Naruto's determination from afar. The fact that she had the nerve to say that she understood what Naruto went through really pissed me off because she still had a family and she wasn't ignored by the entire village save, like three or four people. I'm going to quote Aizen Sosuke with 'Admiration is the emotion farthest from understanding.' Say what you will about that bastard, but he would have been a hell of a psychologist with his knowledge on human emotions. Of course it doesn't change the fact that the jackass had a silver tongue fit for Apophis and an ego the size of the Universe, but he sure knew his stuff when it came to human emotions, specifically how to manipulate them.)

NaruSaku (Now I'm just going to say, with how many times that pink haired bitch hit him, I'm not surprised that Naruto turned into an idiot who instantly forgives his worst enemies. Abusive relationships like this would never work. The worst thing is that she uses Naruto as her personal punching bag for no reason other than to make herself feel better. I've actually tried to keep count of how many times she hit him, and I lost count (not really surprising to be honest) and the number was pretty damn high.)

Non-canonical Yaoi.



IchiRuki (Now before anyone says that this relationship is the same as NaruSaku, stop and think about the interactions between the different pairings. Ichigo and Rukia's relationship began as a business partnership because of Ichigo becoming a Subsitute Shinigami. It later evolved, after the Grand Fisher incident, with them becoming somewhat friends. Throughout the time before Rukia's forced return to Soul Society, the two of them grew closer, enough for Ichigo to be willing to risk his life to go and save her from the execution block. Literally. Throughout the entire time that Ichigo was trying to save her, Rukia was more worried about his well-being than her own life. Ichigo, throughout his invasion of Seireitei, was only thinking about how he was going to protect the person who gave him the strength to protect his family as well as gave up her freedom to save his life from her brother. Afterward, when Ichigo was feeling scared and nervous about his Inner Hollow, Rukia kicked his ass back into shape with an example of how weak he had become because of letting his fear rule him and helped him overcome that fear with a heartwarming speech. The only times they ever really 'fought' each other was when Ichigo made a crack about her lack of drawing skills and even then it was basically a 'love tap'. Sakura sent Naruto into full body trenches, craters, and walls for less then that. Not to mention that Ichigo, quite literally went to Hell and back to save her.)

IchiSenn (In Memories of Nobody, I really enjoyed watching the interactions between Ichigo and Senna. She was like a more playful Rukia. The way that she and Ichigo interacted were very similar to the way Ichigo and Rukia interact making this an interesting secondary pairing.)

ChadxTatsuki (The two of them have both known Ichigo for a pretty long time and they are both relatively normal, and I use the term normal loosely, humans that can see and fight Hollows. The fact that they are both fighters as well makes this a really interesting pairing.)

IshiHime (If Orihime could get over Ichigo I think that the two of them would be an interesting pairing.)

GinxRangiku (Say what you will about Gin, but you have to admit that he was a truly unique person. Possibly one of the only snake-like characters that was actually a good person at heart. He also was one hell of a mastermind. To plan out Aizen's death and wait for over one hundred years shows that he has an incredible will to not forget his goal for the power that he could have had with Aizen. Also, the fact that he did it to get revenge from something stolen from Rangiku shows that he truly cared about her. Even as he's dying he wondered if he still had the right to love her. I say he does, in my opinion at least. Gin is one of my favorite characters because of his sacrifice. To go against his home and the woman he loved to stop a madman bent on becoming a God and get revenge for the woman that he loved, that shows incredible commitment to his goals as well as his willpower to resist the temptation of power.)

HitsuHina (Hitsugaya and Hinamori have been shown to care deeply for each other and they are also childhood friends. It's an interesting pairing because of how Toshiro comforts Momo after Aizen's betrayal. It's a really sweet pairing in my opinion.)

IsshinxMasaki (Especially after the reveal about how they met and got together and what he gave up for her. The love Isshin feels for Masaki is something that should be emulated by every man in a relationship, albeit less extreme and expressive.)


IchiHime (In a similar vein to Hinata stalking Naruto, Orihime, before she had gone to Las Noches, snuck into Ichigo's bedroom and nearly kissed his wounded and unconcious body. That isn't as creepy, but it's still up there on the creepy scale. Adding in to the fact that she has delusions of seeing Ichigo as a prince with always noble intentions just highlights how blind she is. If it meant Ichigo could keep his Nakama safe he would butcher anyone in his way with extreme prejudice and she doesn't see that. If she wanted somebody noble she should think more of Uryuu because of his Quincy pride and chivalry... stuff. Not to mention that she is the weakest one in their group and yet she says she wants to fight. She has the weakest resolve I have ever seen as well as probably the most disgusting lack of faith she has in her comrades ever. She was easily played by Ulquiorra when he showed the images of her comrades fighting the second Espada assault and she didn't even consider that the images might have been faked or that they deliberately left out specific scenes in order to gain her as a hostage. That is just pathetic. Ichigo, Uryuu, and Chad are her age and they have the will to fight and possibly die for their comrades, but she doesn't even have a single shred of that devotion to her comrades. If she wanted to be helpful she should have listened to Urahara when he told her to stay off the front lines. Healers like her should get out of the way of the real fighters so they don't become a casualty. The worst things about her character (I mean her personality and the other kind of character.) is her complete dependence on Ichigo (i.e. On the roof if Las Noches she begged Ichigo's body that had fucking see through hole through the torso to save her. The result, a completely hollowfied Ichigo running on his two base instincts; Fight and Protect. Sad thing is they both ended up conflicting with each other so Ichigo fought for, and only protected himself.) Her final worst character flaw is that, as long as Ichigo is alive for her, her other friends can rot in Hell. Literally. When Ichigo was getting ready for his second assault on Hell, she told him, 'You must come back.' Ichigo nodded thinking that she meant with his friends, but she only meant him. What she feels for Ichigo is not love, but a deep admiration for his good qualities and a rejection of his negative ones. Which in my opinion is why her powers are perfect for her. Her rejection of reality stems from her personality which basically rejects anything she doesn't want to see or admit is real and rejects in favor of a better false reality for her own mind, which to her is real. Its mostly subconcsious as she barely even realizes this piece of her personality. I think it stems from when she lost her brother when she was younger. PTSD and all that psychological stuff.)

Non-canonical Yaoi.



InuyashaxKagome (In the beginning their relationship is very rocky, but as the series progresses it eventually turns into something very sweet.)

InuyashaxKikyo (Only in their past before they get screwed over by Naraku.)

MirokuxSango (Pretty much the same as Inuyasha and Kagome only Miroku is a terrible womanizer because of who raised him. Later on, similar Kagome and Inuyasha, they turn into an amazing couple. With their devotion to each other, its actually kind of surprising to see how they end up because, as far as I could tell, Miroku actually stopped womanizing. That actually made me think the end of the world was close to happening.)

SesshoumaruxAdultRin (Because Rin is one of the first humans that Sesshoumaru didn't kill upon their first meeting I think that he would eventually go on to fall in love with her when she matured.)

SesshoumaruxKagura (Kagura and Sesshoumaru had an interesting dynamic in the show and when Kagura died, I think that he felt somewhat sad. He had thought about actually using the Tenseiga to save her before he realized that she was too far gone to save.)

KohakuxRin (Having both traveled with Sesshoumaru I think that they got to know each other fairly well. It would be an interesting pairing to see.)

KohakuxKanna (Similar to above, but instead both being forced to serve Naraku. Considering Kanna showed Kagome the key to defeating Naraku I think that she was forced to obey him. It would be an interesting pairing to see in my opinion.)

Inu no TaishoxIzayoi (Inuyasha's Mother) (In the third movie it revealed a lot of information about the two of them and it also revealed how deeply they cared for each other.)

Inu no TaishoxInuKimi (Sesshoumaru's Mother) (Considering the fact that demons have different values than humans I'm not all that surprised that Sesshoumaru's mother didn't really care about her mate's 'fascination with humans' and the fact that she still loved him years after his death makes this pairing really interesting.)


Surprisingly the only pairing I actually dislike about Inuyasha is InuyashaxKikyo and that's only when she's brought back from the dead. In their past its actually really sweet, before Naraku screws them over at least. As well as non-canonical Yaoi.

One Piece


ZoroxKuina (I felt pretty bad for Zoro when I saw that Kuina had died. The two of them would have become amazing swordsmen together and had she lived I'm positive the two of them would have fallen for each other.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Fairy Tail


NatsuxErza (Mostly because of the Tower of Heaven Arc.)

GrayxJuvia (Water and Ice. Plus the fact that Gray shows that he cares for Juvia pretty deeply. Considering the fact that the two of them could perform Unison Raid I think that the two of then are pretty close.)

NatsuxLisanna (When they were kids their dynamic was really funny and I'm almost positive that the two of them would have gotten together eventually had she not been sent to Edolas.)


There aren't really any pairings that I actively dislike in Fairy Tail aside from Non-canonical Yaoi.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood/2003 Anime


EdxWinry (The two of them always seemed to just click. Edward, when he is in trouble or has something that has upset him, can always turn to Winry. And Winry is always there for him. That makes this pairing a really sweet one in my opinion.)

AlxMei Ling (I find Mei's reaction to seeing Edward for the first time incredibly hilarious and then, when she and Alphonse get to know each other, I think that the two of them would be an interesting pairing.)

LingxLan Fan (She's incredibly loyal to Ling and the fact that the two of them always seemed very close to me.)

MustangxRiza (The two of them are a hell of a tag team when they are in a battle and they have a pretty interesting dynamic in the show. It makes an interesting pairing in my opinion.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Digimon Adventure


TaixSora (With the two of them being childhood friends, the two of them know a lot about each other and I think that they could grow a whole lot closer.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Digimon Adventure 02


T.K.xKari (The two of them have been friends for years and the fact that T.K. could find Kari even when she was trapped in the Dark Ocean makes me think that the two of them are very close to each other.)


DavisxKari (Davis is far too arrogant and immature to be in a relationship. Unless he mellows out with age this pairing wouldn't really work. Adding on to that is the fact that he is generally overbearing when it comes to Kari and tends to not listen to good advice from the two who had been to the Digital World before, unless it's from Kari.)

Non-canonical Yaoi.

Digimon Tamers


TakatoxRika (The two of them make a really interesting pairing in my opinion. Over time their relationship has evolved from being enemies to being close friends.)

HenryxJeri (Henry can be a very sympathetic person, and with all the trauma that Jeri has gone through, I think that they could really grow to care for each other.)


RyoxRika (Ryo is a flaky person at best. Him and Rika wouldn't really get along much and the fact that he's very self entered makes me doubt that the two of them would ever get along.)

Non-canonical Yaoi.

Digimon Frontier


TakuyaxZoe (The two of them have a very interesting relationship and the fact that Wind can either increase Fire's strength or calm it down, makes this a very interesting pairing.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Fate/Stay Night






Non-canonical Yaoi.



KiritsuguxIrisviel (I think that their love for each other was very beautiful and it just made the ending even more heartbreaking.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R1/R2


Lelouch (Zero) x Anya (I think that they were rather close when they were kids, considering the fact that Anya had a picture of a young Lelouch on her phone, and I think it would be an interesting pairing.)

Lelouch (Zero) x C.C. (I really liked their relationship in canon and I found them to be very interesting, especially since Lelouch was probably the closest relationship that C.C. had in a very long time. I think that this pairing is something that has great potential and it is definitely something about it that seems very captivating.)

Lelouch (Zero) x Kallen (Kallen's great loyalty to Lelouch, along with her feelings for him, make this pairing a very interesting one in my opinion.)

Lelouch (Zero) x Kaguya (Kaguya is such a little hellion, not to mention the intellect she must have to run a corporate conglomerate at her age, and I think she matches up amusingly with a large ham like Lelouch.)

Lelouch (Zero) x Milly (Since Milly is only one year older than Lelouch and her family sponsored his mother when she was one of the first Knightmare Pilots, I'm almost positive they knew each other when they were children and I think that their dynamic when they are in school is very funny. I think that this would be a very sweet pairing.)

Lelouch (Zero) x Shirley (Despite Shirely's lack of knowledge regarding Lelouch's true nature, both as a Prince and as Zero later on, I just found her to be a very refreshing breath compared to many other protagonist love interests, like Orihime for example, in that she truly did fall in love with Lelouch over time and she didn't just bend over and do whatever he asked. She had a really sweet and kind personality that, in contrast with Lelouch's cold demeanor, seemed to melt the walls surrounding Lelouch's heart away over time. I just find this pairing to be a very sweet one in my opinion.)

Lelouch (Zero) x Jiang Lihua (Tianzi) (I think that, after spending a lot of time around Kaguya and as long as she didn't end up with Xingke, Jiang could really grow to like Zero, and later Lelouch, eventually.)

Lelouch (Zero) x Nunnally (Now before anyone bites my head off about this, I have explained my stance regarding incest below. Regardless of anything else about this pairing, I just think that the love between Lelouch and Nunnally is something very beautiful and I just can't help but like this pairing.)

Suzaku x Euphemia (Despite their naivete, I think that the two of them were very sweet together and I really enjoyed the relationship between the two of them.)

Xingke x Jiang Lihua (Tianzi) (Because Xingke is older, I don't think that he is necessarily romantically attracted to the young Jiang, who is only like thirteen or fourteen in R2. I think what he feels for her is a great devotion for her sparing his life, but he could definitely grow to fall in love with her once she matures.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Sword Art Online


KiritoxArgo (I think it'd be a really cute pairing, a mischievous Argo and a serious Kirito sounds like it could provide a ton of fun conversations. Plus I feel she deserves more attention than only one whole scene.)

KiritoxAsuna (I think that the two of them are really cute together.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Inheritance Cycle


EragonxArya (After Eragon becomes the Leader of the Riders, he will end up maturing fast due to having to train future Riders and being in a position of great political influence. Besides, after a century or two a one hundred year age gap doesn't really mean all that much.)

MurtaghxNasuada (Nasuada ended up helping Murtagh change his True Name and free him from his forced servitude of Galbatorix. Changing someone's True Name is a big deal because that means, aside from Selena, Murtagh and Eragon's mother, Nasuada was the first woman that Murtagh actually loved and the first woman he loved romantically.)

MurtaghxElva (The two of them never had the greatest life, but they both learned to deal with it. I think that the two of them could really grow to love each other.)


Non-canonical Slash.

Percy Jackson & The Olympians


PercyxAnnabeth (How much they care about each other is highlighted in the Mark of Athena and that makes it an incredibly interesting pairing.)

LukexThalia (Before Luke turned evil, the two of them really cared about each other.)

PercyxThalia (I found their dynamic in the Titan's Curse interesting and I think that it would be an interesting pairing.)

NicoxThalia (Regarding Nico's character, despite it saying he was homosexual, I think that Nico is closer to bisexual because he liked Percy for his personality, something that transcends gender differences. So I can see this pairing happening.)

PercyxArtemis (Percy is the first male that Artemis has held respect for in a very long time so I could see this pairing happening. It's not the most likely, but it's still somewhat possible.)


Non-canonical Yaoi.

Heroes of Olympus





Non-canonical Slash.

My Stance On Incest (Both Pairing & Real Life)

When it comes to incest, I don't really have anything against it as long as it's a consensual relationship between both participants. As long as the age difference between the two participants is negligible, usually being ten years or less, I don't see a problem with a loving relationship between two people. Even if they are related. As long as it's not between parents and their children because of the position of psychological power that parents have over their children, I have no problem with two people being in a consensual and loving relationship with each other.

Besides, incest is only something that has become culturally forbidden in recent centuries. Royal families in ancient Egypt used to have children of the opposite sex raised apart from each other until puberty, completely negating any possible influence the Westermarck Effect (explained below) could have on their minds, and it wasn't uncommon for half-siblings to marry each other in order to keep the royal bloodline 'pure' so to speak. Even royal families in England have practiced incest in the past. As far as I'm concerned, as long as it's a consensual and loving relationship between two people with a minor age difference and they are at the very least in the middle of puberty, I am perfectly fine with accepting their relationship. Also, children borne to parents that are related aren't much more likely to have birth defects than children borne to parents who aren't related. It is only repeated incestuous relations, over the course of multiple generations in succession, that dramatically increase the possibility of children borne to parents who are related having birth defects. Otherwise, children who are born from parents who are related are barely anymore likely, compared to children born from parents who aren't related, to have birth defects.

The Westermarck Effect is a psychological reaction that is present in children from ages zero to six that causes the phenomenon known as 'reverse sexual imprinting' and it is that phenomenon that makes it normally psychologically impossible to be sexually attracted to family members. During that time frame, anyone that has had a significant amount of time taking care of or being around the child is subconsciously fazed out of the mind when it concerns the future need for reproduction. A study in the later 1900s was conducted by researchers, carefully documenting groups of children in the Middle East and it tracked their relationships over the course of decades and it revealed that over two thousand children who had been raised in the same group as each other subconsciously refused to enter into a sexual relationship with each other and instead chose to enter into relationships with those who they hadn't been with during the time frame of ages zero to six. The children subconsciously classified each other as 'family' and then were mentally eliminated from the category of prospective future mates. It essentially voids Freud's Oedipus Complex theory since he had been raised by a nursemaid from the ages zero to six, thus resulting in him not mentally eliminating his mother from the subconscious category of being a prospective mate for future reproductive needs. It is this phenomenon that prevents people with a relatively normal psychology who had been raised together from being attracted to one another.

I don't actually believe in this kinda thing usually, (Just to be clear what I don't usually believe in is the whole repost or have bad luck thing not horoscopes, those things can be scarily accurate) but I figure it's probably not a good idea to risk four years of bad luck on the off chance I'm wrong.

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Very weird and sometimes insane. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

I’m Sorry

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy".

I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk.

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care, but most of all I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore.

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for.

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

(My reason for sharing this is because the first girl I ever cared for romantically hurt me a ton by doing many of the things on this list. We were both young when we met, but I truly loved her and she never really gave me a chance. Love capable of being both the most beautiful and the most painful feeling on the planet.)

25 reasons I owe my Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of DIFFUSION. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

(I love this thing! In all seriousness though, I owe my mother everything so I think that this funny little post is a nice little thanks for everything she's done for me.)

Obituary of Mr. Common Sense

We mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not join the majority and do nothing.

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he opened his laptop and sent his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her email address and sent the e-mail to the wrong address, without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.

Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. Hearing the crash, the widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother, and read the e-mail still on the screen.

To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It sure is hot down here!

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department store window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared me half to death!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, really it's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

I couldn't stop laughing after I read this and just had to share this hilarious story with every one on this site. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Take a good look at this story of this poor woman's date and copy and paste it on your profile if you like it.

The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny

Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).

It was about five years ago. I was trying to lose a few pounds so I was staying away from carbs. That’s when I met my husband, Rob. On our first date, he booked the next two. He liked me. I liked him. Things were looking real good.

He picked me up in a Cobra, Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked. I’m not shallow, but since I spent most of my twenties picking men up because I didn’t want my hair to frizz in their non-air conditioned jalopies on 3 wheels and a 15 year old spare, I welcomed his fancy sports car with open arms.

We arrived at the restaurant and Rob was ordering food I hadn’t allowed myself to eat in years. I didn’t want to be “that girl” so I ate, drank, and oh, was I merry. Later we shopped a bit. Rob surprised me by buying an expensive pair of shoes that he caught me eyeing. Was this love?

That’s when it happened. Gas strikes in two different ways - uncontrollable toots or sharp, shooting pains that feel a lot like dying. I thought I was dying. Not to make a scene, I told Rob I suddenly wasn’t feeling well and probably needed to head home.

On the way home in his Cobra, he tried to hold my hand and ask me lots of questions, but I wasn’t having any of it. The pain was so bad it felt like I was being stabbed with a bunch of tiny forks. Then I realized ...

My God, help me. I have a horrendous fart on deck. I’m in trouble. Big trouble.

The more I held it in, the more pain would shoot through my stomach and down my legs. I was even having to raise myself off the seat, gripping on to my door and the dashboard.

“Seriously, you need to hurry - I’m in a lot of pain.” I managed to say through gritted teeth.

“Wow, it’s that bad? What’s wrong? Do I need to take you to a hospital?”

How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart?

Well, you can either tell him, or like me, let the fart speak for itself.

People, hear me. There was nothing I could do. As impressive as I am with sphincter control, this was out of my hands. Slowly, it eeked out. The more I tried to stop it, the more it forced its way through the door. However, to my pleasant surprise, there was no sound. I sat silently, sweat accumulating above my upper lip. Ok, maybe I got away with it. Maybe I’m home free. Then it hit me. Not an idea, a cloud. A horrific, fart cloud. Not in a, “am I smelling something?” sort of way. More like a “is someone dead and rotting in your trunk and am I in hell?” sort of way.

Suddenly, I panicked. “Roll down the windows!” I screamed (yes, I literally screamed it like I was in a horror movie).

“What? Why?” Rob asked, starting to freak out because I was freaking out.

“I can’t roll down the windows, unlock it! UNLOCK IT!”

“What’s going on?” Rob yells back to me, “Why are you ...” then it hit him. I could see it in his eyes. Was it surprise? Horror? Water started to accumulate at the base of his eyelids, “Oh my God, I CAN TASTE IT!” he screamed.

“Roll down the windows!” As I screamed, the toots started to flood out uncontrollably. I scratched and clawed at the window like I was being kidnapped. Rob, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.

It was chaos. We were acting like we were under siege by gun fire. We were under siege alright, just not by gun fire.

Finally he was able to hit the right control and he rolled down our windows. We both gulped in fresh air. I was horrified, yet happy to be alive, then remembered I just farted on the man of dreams, then sorta wished I was dead.

We sat silently for the rest of the way home. Although the shooting pains had subsided, I now desperately needed to use the bathroom, in an urgent, explosive kind of way.

He pulled up to my apartment and before he could come to a stop I had already jumped out, “Ok, thanks for dinner, sorry about the fart, love the shoes!” and ran in to my apartment like I was running from the cops.

I burst through my door and ran straight for the bathroom, where I was finally able to unleash and make noises that no one should ever, EVER, hear coming from another person.

Then I heard it. Rob’s voice. Right. Outside. My. Bathroom. Door.

“Anna? You left your shoes in my car and your front door was open. Where do you want me to put them?”

“Get away from the door!” I scream like Reagan from The Exorcist.

“Ok, I’m sorry. Are you okay?”

toot* *toot* *splatter* *ungodly noise*

“I’m fine, Rob - just leave the shoes there. I’ll call you later okay?”

“Okay, are you sure you’re ...”

“I’m fine! Get away from the door!”

This man! I mean, I love him, but take a freakin’ hint!

Finally, I heard the front door shut, and the Cobra engine zoom away. I thought that was the last I’d hear from him. I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours.

But, to my surprise, I did. A couple days later, actually. Now we’re married and he’s lying on the couch while I type this ... “It was your rack that saved you,” he just lovingly reminded me.

Well, thank you boobs. You saved us. You saved our destiny.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


Favorite Quotes

"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead." - Ben Franklin

"Power without knowledge is useless, knowledge without power is meaningless." - Me

"Bullshit is everywhere... and the best defense against bullshit is vigilance." - Jon Stewart (Host of the Daily Show until August 6th, 2015)

"Politics is the art of bullshit, where "truth" and "facts" suddenly become debatable to anyone who can bullshit enough people to get them to vote for them. And yet participation in the political process is absolutely necessary to maintaining a stable society. You simply have to pick the least terrible option." - Me (in case you couldn't tell, I'm cynical when it comes to politics)

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence." - George Washington

"The will of the people shall be the law of the land." - Robert M. LaFollette Sr.

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Mnemosyne by Ruki44 reviews
A lot can change in six years. Friendships. Technology. Memories. However, what can't be changed is bonds. Even when the world you live in is a lie, the truth of those relationships can be strong enough to set you free.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/25 - Takato M., Jenrya L./Henry W., Ruki M./Rika N., Juri K./Jeri
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 262,653 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 12/25/2014
Neon Rain by Shinobi no Ryu reviews
Gun Gale Online, the world's first PvP VRMMO. Given in a limited launch to only four thousand players, it will become one of modern histories greatest tragedies as the players struggle against each other to claim the title of strongest in a death game they've been trapped in. Only the strongest will win the Grand Ballad of Bullets, and only the strongest will survive. KiritoXSinon
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 133,783 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Sinon/Shino A.
The Tale of Blood and Geass by The Demon Prosecutor reviews
Defeating Britannia was something I've sworn to do, even if it meant sacrificing my own life in return. Little did I know that the Vampire, C.C. would pry me away from Death's clutches and welcome into her own, at the cost of my humanity, and give me life anew. Now, I hold the power to not only crush my father and his empire, but the world as well. Harem.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,586 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S., Milly A.]
thé à la grenouille by Moka-girl reviews
In which Harry goes to Beauxbâtons instead of Hogwarts. Butterfly effects ensue, with Voldemort reviving without opposition from Harry, Dumbledore trying to save the situation and Fudge making everything worse. Meanwhile, Harry learns French. (Twist on the cliché and a slow-going Independent!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Albus D., Olympe M.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Champion by OctaviusOwl reviews
Voldemort won the war. Harry Evans attends Hogwarts where discrimination is rampant. Voldemort rules Britain but a Resistance movement is fighting back. No one knows much about them for sure, except for their name: The Marauders. Fourth Year. TriWizard Tournament. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,036 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Seven Kingdoms Online: Nephilim by reviews
Kayaba Akihiko created a virtual world unlike anything seen before. Over 100 000 players logged into the game only to find it turn into something of the stuff of nightmares. There are 7 Kingdoms that must grow, expand and rise in power against the hordes of Hell, of the Sea and of the Heavens. This is the mix of SAO and ALO without magic, this is Seven Kingdoms Online.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 6/28 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Argo]
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 4,334 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Silent as the by Monkeybandit2 reviews
AU. The final straw and a revelation: a new path is chosen and a dream is left behind. A new future awaits the one that washes his hands of a home he called a prison.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 270,014 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Beneath The Peach Tree by AverageLucas reviews
AU. Tensions between the Chinese Federation and The Holy Empire of Britannia are at their peak. Fearing war, Prime Minister Schneizel sends Lelouch to the Chinese Federation to ease the tensions, and make the future governors of the two nations closer. For years, they develop a close bond and become firm friends, but what happens when the young Empress wants something more?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,106 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Lelouch L., Tianzi]
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 661,424 - Reviews: 5023 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 561,726 - Reviews: 5249 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 4,752 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Introducing: Miss Harleen Quinzel by AngeloftheMorning1978 reviews
Ivy makes and intriguing alliance with a future Gotham misfit. Meanwhile, Bruce is out of the country attending to Selina's care. Leaving Gotham in the hands of a potential mad man. Takes place after my stories "Shelter from the Storm", "Girl Trouble" and "Last Kiss".
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/18 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman, Ivy P./Poison Ivy - Complete
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 180,138 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
The Last Kiss by AngeloftheMorning1978 reviews
After the events of 'Girl Trouble' Selina is stricken with a strange toxin that Ivy created in her lab. Batman must try and find an antidote before he loses her forever. Takes place after "Shelter From the Storm" and "Girl Trouble".
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 4/28 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Unstable by SleeperAwakens reviews
Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark Lord's equal"...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,328 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Girl Trouble by AngeloftheMorning1978 reviews
Ivy, in league with an old Gotham villain, has kidnaped Selina Kyle in the hopes of using her to rid the city of it's new menace to crime. A dark avenger the local street thugs are calling Batman.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,439 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/28 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Black Prince by Akemi Homura-san reviews
Who is Lelouch? To some, he is the Black Prince; to others, he is the Demon of Orleans; and to some, he is a beloved brother. In order to protect his younger sister, Nunnally, and to keep her in a life of comfort without fear of being used, Lelouch has elected to work for the Imperial Throne and the power it gives to protect the one most precious to him. Read and Review.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/17 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Nunnally L., Jeremiah G.
Shelter from the Storm by AngeloftheMorning1978 reviews
After being horribly injured by the new menace to Gotham crime, AKA Batman, young Selina Kyle seeks shelter with her old friend and long suffering paramour, Bruce Wayne. Batman, still on the hunt for the elusive and dangerous cat burglar, has no idea he had been harboring the enemy in his home.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/11 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
A King Without a Crown by Halt.CPM reviews
The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 150,384 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lelouch L.
A Resolve to Fight and Protect by DiscoStu09 reviews
AU: A retelling of Bleach from the start of the Arrancar Arc. Ichigo makes a big decision to ask for more training from Kisuke Urahara which leads to him battling his Inner Hollow far sooner.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,259 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ichigo K.
The No-Life Emperor by AkumaKami64 reviews
Alucard, trapped in nonexistence, is given a choice. Spend decades killing off the millions of souls or a year after giving away them and all his powers to someone in another world. And when he finds a certain prince during the Invasion of Japan, he can't help noticing how familiar those violet eyes are. Vampire/Sadistic/Kind of Insane/Evil/Powerful Lelouch. Harem, Gore, Some humor
Crossover - Hellsing & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 217 - Published: 3/22 - Lelouch L.
Chase Me by Zancrow reviews
(Bruce / Selina) Gotham City will become their playground. As Selina takes Bruce on her heists, at his insistence of learning of the "criminal mind", the two start to learn just how dangerous the thrill can be. ((05: The Brave & The Bold)) - Previously Titled: "SIRENS"
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/1/2014 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., Selina K./Catwoman
A Different Result, A New Beginning by A Fan1204 reviews
We all know how the battle at the Valley of the End ended. What would happen if Naruto did something different? This action has an unexpected result and Naruto awakens in an unfamiliar land. With no idea of how he got there and no idea on how to return home, what's a young shinobi supposed to do?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 229,424 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 406,970 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7850 - Favs: 7,297 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Just A Little Fuel by MistahWompah reviews
Minato managed to kill Tobi on the night of the Kyuubi attack. Naturally, the Elemental Nations are one step closer to peace. Or are they? One villain falls, but another will rise and that villain is human nature itself... along with his sociopathic son helping things along the way. Dark Naruto, Alive Minato and Kushina, Jinchuuriki sister, Not a neglect fic, No bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,463 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Everlasting Hero: The Golden Blade by SharkAttack719 reviews
'Perseus has tried to escape from his previous life, starting anew. When Agamemnon and his brother Menelaus declare war on Troy, Perseus and his pupil, Achilles, are sucked in. Now, he must decide who his loyalties lie with: his friends or his country. ' Sequel to Everlasting Hero: The Argonauts. LATER CHAPTERS ARE M. COMPLETE! THE SEQUEL IS UP ON MY PROFILE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,363 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Everlasting Hero: The Argonauts by SharkAttack719 reviews
Long ago in ancient Greece, a young boy is born. When his mother dies at a young age, he is led to the trainer of all heroes, Chiron the centaur. After four years of training the boy is finally thrown into a quest. Little does he know this quest will be one of the most daunting things he will ever face. May be M; Greek heroes are nasty. COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,307 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Between Me and Thee by KuroKuchiki reviews
Rukia and Ichigo knew that separation was part of the deal but they didn't understand was how hard it would be nor what life would be like when they met again. Two years can change a person. AU/OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 483,176 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Hokage Of The League by FUN 2 KNOW reviews
In the final battle against Madara and Obito, Naruto manages to reseal the Jyuubi and defeats the Uchiha's. Though not without consequence as he's propelled into another dimension. Join Naruto as he adjust to this strange world and its super powered beings as he matures into a true Shinobi.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,343 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Naruto U.
The Eternal Victor by Zayad reviews
The Persian Pantheon is at its end. All Persian demigods but one have been killed by the self-proclaimed "God-King" Xerxes. Now, Perseus, the last demigod, and the last of any who have ties to the Persian Pantheon is on his own. The first being who is truly free from anything including Fate itself. What will he do? Only time may tell. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,626 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
Of Kings and Warlocks by MistyNocturne reviews
Lelouch thinks he has achieved world peace by executing the Zero Requiem. However, God offers him a chance to return to the past to undo his mistakes and start from scratch, but ends up sending him back to the 6th Century when King Arthur and Merlin are still alive. Lelouch vi Britannia has arrived in Camelot. Will he successfully break the cycle of hatred and war?
Crossover - Code Geass & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Lelouch L., Morgana, Merlin, Arthur
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4013 - Favs: 5,727 - Follows: 4,931 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
A Study of Depravity by demonsshade reviews
There are no heroes. There are only survivors. A novel dedicated to Laughing Coffin's legacy. Kirito/Argo.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,775 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Argo, PoH
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 364,147 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 664,806 - Reviews: 7018 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
The Nightshade by Antares Starfire reviews
During the attempt on recovering Sasuke, Naruto is killed by his best friend. After being transferred to the Lifestream he is given a chance to come back without knowing it. Rated M. NO Time-travel. FemKyuubi. Extreme AU for liberties with the World.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,137 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Reaching the Throne by adrian11 reviews
Trapped in his childhood body, Counter Guardian EMIYA has one chance to escape the living hell that is his afterlife: to reach the Throne of Heroes naturally. But becoming a hero in the 21st century is a dangerous balancing act between the worlds of magic and men. Features: Becoming a Revolutionary, pissing off the Mage's Association, chibi!Archer and dead Dead Apostles.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Zero of Britannia by AkumaKami64 reviews
Zero is a symbol. But a symbol can be for anything. In one universe, he is a symbol of freedom, the miracle man that stood against the oppression of Britannia. In another, he is Britannia itself. Under different circumstances, Lelouch becomes one of the greatest forces for the empire. Now the world must face the wrath of the Zero of Britannia. Possible Harem. Some Xover Characters
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Lelouch L., Zero
Nunnally of the Reboot: Angel of Zero by AkumaKami64 reviews
God repays his debts, but that doesn't mean he can't have fun with it! Instead of sending Lelouch back to the beginning, he sends Nunnally back even further, with a few gifts. Ladies and Gentlemen, Numbers and Britannians of all ages, I give you Nunnally Vi Britannia, the Angel of Zero! May Lord Zero have mercy on your souls, for she won't! Pairings undecided, possibly Harem.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L.
The Shadow-Fox by ShinobiLeague13 reviews
Three years after the war has ended, Naruto and Sasuke face off for the last time. After the battle, Naruto wakes up in a new world, a world where men and women with strange powers exist and are labeled as heroes or villains. Hero Naruto, Turned Poison Ivy & Ravager and some other villanesses, Naruto/Zatanna/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Naruto U., Zatanna Z.
Code Geass: Memories of Zero by Espeon of Shadows reviews
Memories, childhood... What do they mean to her? And what about friends? And him? This look back into the past reveals all that occurred in the Aries Villa before that tragic day, when everything was as it should have been, everyone was happy, and everything was filled with peace. AnyaxLelouch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Lelouch L., Anya A. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3851 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Kurosaki Affair by DameM reviews
Years have passed and Ichigo is now a doctor. If he thought he could continue a mortal life in peace, he was sadly mistaken. With a fiancee that loved to hit and a father that was crazier than a loon, anything but normality is possible. "SIW" sequel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,113 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Secrets Abound by DameM reviews
The Inutachi and the "Substitue Group." These two groups know how to keep secrets and protect their loved ones from evil. Unfortunately, trust is in short supply, as they'll soon learn.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,541 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/4/2011
Memories of a king by Polly 93 reviews
The story of the childhood and kingship of Arturia Pendragon, as well as the stories of other Arthurian characters that make an appearance in Nasuverse. Basically, an extended version of the "King's memories" chapters.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,747 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Saber
The Crumbling Stage by Crazylazy007 reviews
The Einzbern family decides to give the Magus Killer a second chance but this new War requires a new hero. A for want of a (what-if-Shirou-had-been-trained-by-both-the-Magus -Killer-and-the-Einzbern-family-in-order-to-be- awesome-in-the-next-Holy-Grail-War) nail story. Phew.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013
Fatherly Advice by dripley11 reviews
After Chiron tells him to go home, Percy is in desperate need of someone to talk to. His friend is in danger, nobody in Camp will even speak to him because they all believe he cost them the CTF game against the Hunters, and his brother is too busy in the Cyclopes forges. "O, Iris," he asks. "Show me Poseidon, God of the Seas." The fatherly advice he gets will change the fates.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Percy J.
Oath of Blood by Icy the Frostbringer reviews
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,048 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Lelouch L.
Hero of Myth by Riku Uzumaki reviews
War takes everything and gives nothing back. Naruto knew this better than anything at the end of the 4th Shinobi war. After all, he's one of the few that survived it. He's the one that ended it by sealing the Ten-Tailed beast within himself. To stop the eventual return of the Ten-Tailed beast, he sealed himself away to save the world from its wrath. AU ending to the 4th Shinobi war
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Naruto U.
Jewels of Fate by LD 1449 reviews
A beast wakes, A beast wakes in three different planes, A beast wakes at three different times, A beast wakes at the same time, A beast wakes. And now it approached. NOTE: Sequel to Naruto of the Shikon. Must read Shikon first to understand what is going on.
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,810 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Shūyu K., Sonsaku H.
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10162 - Favs: 10,224 - Follows: 7,188 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4660 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
Tainted Ideals by Stormedge reviews
In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,590 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Shirō E.
Code Geass : Light in the Darkness by Sdebeli reviews
Like always, it is the split-second decisions we make under pressure that have the greatest of consequences. Given a choice between seeing his beloved sister die and saving her at cost of himself, Lelouch vi Britannia made the obvious decision.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,309 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L.
Vengeance: A Black Flames Side Story by DevilKeys Writing reviews
Having regained memories of his terrible past, and now free of distractions, Naruto is on the warpath. Many will end as victims of his wrath, each treated to a carefully crafted personal Hell. But, for now, only three will have their monstrous deeds repaid in kind. Originally intended to be a horror-themed Halloween Special, all events are canon to Black Flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Naruto U.
The path of the hunternin by Narutoenthusiast reviews
It comes a time in one's life when a decision has to be made, even if it's completely against what you wanted in the first place. After Asuma's death by Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto takes responsibility for what happened and makes a decision that would certainly benefit the entire village, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 220,891 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Substitute School, First Semester by Zero-Sennin reviews
With the Gotei 13 at his back, Ichigo Kurosaki will learn what it means to be a Reaper. Even if it means twice the homework, twice the studying, twice the PE classes, and twice the obnoxious teachers. Part 1 of 2 or 3. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 216,861 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Telephone by KurosakiLove reviews
Ichigo and Rukia keep connected as their lives and feelings change about them. Multi-chapter/Rated M/IchiRuki/OOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,053 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Third Game: Lelouch of the Empire by Evanescent.Jasmine reviews
AU. In the wake of his mother's murder, Prince Lelouch's siblings convince him not to rise against the Emperor. Years later, he finds the opportunity to further his hidden agenda and take his revenge as Sub-Viceroy of Area 11 and Zero. ON HIATUS. Info on my profile.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 174,870 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Lelouch L.
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Everlasting Loves by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
Sequel to Everlasting Bonds - Lifetimes may pass, as places and eras change, yet there are some things that shall remain always the same; some bonds that regardless of time and space, they just cannot be broken...loves that are everlasting...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,703 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Everlasting Bonds by Lalaith Quetzalli reviews
Post Chapter 423 - He may no longer be able to see or feel spirits, may no longer be a shinigami; but he'll always know they are there; just like he knows she's there. Because their bonds are too strong to be broken, they're everlasting... Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,098 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Black Empire by PaulXion reviews
The Black Rebellion has succeeded and now Zero controls the fate of the nation within the palm of his hand. But he will not stop there. A whole world awaits him and this was but a taste of what was to come. Lelouch Harem.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 288,585 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Lelouch L.
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
The Daemon of Pein part 3: The Gate's Release by The Disciple of Pein reviews
First there was one, and now there are six. The warriors of the growing dusk stand ready to face the world. But the world is only a minor foe, in place of what truly stands against them. Naruto, Pein, Neji and Sasuke. What is it that their eyes can see?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 214,590 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Daemon of Pein Part 2: The Eclipse of Dawn by The Disciple of Pein reviews
After two and a half years training, Uzumaki Naruto is finally ready to continue the mission he started long ago. With the Ekokaeten, he will cut down any who stand in his way of uniting the remaining seven Jinchuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 253,280 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Daemon of Pein by The Disciple of Pein reviews
The Gedo Mazo is gone. Now Pein's plans are at risk. Without being able to seal the Biju, how can he possibly succeed? There is only one option. Gather the Jinchuriki, starting with the host of the Kyubi no Yoko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,477 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Whirlpool Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Following the events of chapter 310 Naruto is exiled but before its made official he escapes the village intent on unraveling the secrets and mysteries that have plagued him for so long. Now he only has one mission: to fulfil Jiraiya's only request.NU/YN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,588 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
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Naruto: The Twilight's Dawn reviews
I have been called many things throughout my life. Demon, Shinobi, Jinchuriki. It doesn't matter what those who wallow in ignorance call me. I fight for what I believe in. Nothing more, nothing less and I refuse to be a tool of the government. I will change this bloody war-torn world. My name is Uzumaki Naruto and this is merely the beginning of my story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Code Geass: Zero's Revolution reviews
Rebellion – A violent act against the established order : Revolution – A widespread and wide-reaching change, for better or for worse. This is the tale of Lelouch taking up the mask of Zero to become a revolutionary for the world, instead of simply the leader of a rebellion for Japan. Witness the evolution of Zero as he changes the world. This, is the tale of Zero's Revolution.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,827 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Lelouch L., C.C., Nunnally L., Nemo
The Sacrifice of the Greatest Soldier reviews
Some sacrifices are just too much. A soldier gives up more than any other. A SPARTAN even more so. This is a sacrifice that's just too much for Master Chief and he does all in his power to change it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete