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Author has written 2 stories for Familiar of Zero, Fate/stay night, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and Sekirei.

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Update on the status of 'Beyond Reason' Chapter Five - As of 20/01/14 it is COMPLETE

Update on the status of 'Beyond Reason' Interlude 1 - As of 01/02/14 it is COMPLETE

Update on the status of 'Beyond Reason' Chapter Six - As of 26/03/14 it is COMPLETE

Update on the status of 'Beyond Reason' Chapter Seven - As of 12/08/14 it is COMPLETE

Update on the status of 'Beyond Reason' Chapter Eight - As of 21/10/14 it is no longer placed on hiatus. Have pushed through the depression and literally punched myself in the nuts to pull my attention back to the story (really hurt, crushed myself against my pelvis, couldn't walk right for a few days) have written approximately 20k words for this chapter that I haven't liked and am struggling to get something I am happy with done. But I am actively working on this and hopefully the chapter won't take too long to get written. 08/04/2015 (Actual event took place a couple months ago, but forgot to update my profile to let you all know but the written words amount is a current figure)

Info on planned Stories:

Pokemon - New Blood

Well, essentially this is an AU fic where Pokemon have crossed over into our world. We took the intrusion quite badly, and enacted a state of warfare upon them. Kill on sight. We were in no way prepared for the amount of destructive power that they possessed and this resulted in a royal bitching of our nations. Since then, things have calmed down a bit, but now due to the high hazard of travel, most nations have crumbled into city states. The fic is about the main character (not a self insert, do not fear) who heads out to restore some order to his country of residence, not for any of the right reasons, but more a thirst for power.

Mount & Blade fic

This one I was thinking of trying a new way to write the story. Was going to be based on the M&B mod world in 'Sword of Damocles'. I have some basic idea on how I want the story to play out, but I was going to have my overall direction dictated by the game. I would play it for a few weeks, and write out the things that happened in the game, then convert to a novel and fill in the gaps with smaller character arcs and development.

SAO AU

Just a SAO fic from another point of view, written in a semi diary format. Wanted it to be kind of like a video being watched by the main characters family. I like to think that somebody in that incident actually would have enjoyed it to the point where they thought a filmed copy of the happenings from anyone's point of view would bring some mega bucks once they left. Originally a setup designed for a 'Let's Play' type thing becomes a window for a family into the suffering of their child.

Friends or Best friends

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail at 2 A.M

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up!"

FRIENDS: Would leave you if you were a criminal.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones you call in the middle of the night to tell them you killed someone and they would say "SHIT, what we gonna do with the body??"

FRIENDS: Would help you up if you fell

BEST FRIENDS: Would laugh at you and trip you again

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Look at you in disapproval when you do something really stupid.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be at your side doing something stupid with you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say ,"I'M HOME what we having for dinner?"

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: ask you why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock the shit out of them!

FRIENDS: would say "He wasn't good enough for you"

BEST FRIENDS: would walk up to the person who broke your heart and yell at the top of there lungs "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY ITSN'T IT!!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste”

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female. 2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation. 3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. #

29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: 1) The Hero/Leader 2) His Girlfriend 3) His Best Friend/Rival 4) A Hulking Brute 5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: 1) Extreme Coolness 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extra-dimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extra-dimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff)

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

#52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thus increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Inter-dimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plot-line of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojou or Shounen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shounen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojou Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Quotes of Greatness

"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!" Calculon - Futurama

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Unknown

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” Randal Graves - Clerks

"Guns don't kill people... but they sure help."

“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" Scott Adams

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush

"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"That's what the Internet is for! Slandering others anonymously."

"Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly."

"I don't drink from the fountain of wisdom, I gargle."

"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin

"A fighter with lesser skill can knock out a man in one punch, but a regular person can make a skilled fighter cry like a girl with a single bullet."

"No technology is worth my dignity. If talking on a wireless headset means I gotta look like Buck Rogers, then I'm not interested. Besides, there's a reason why people hold a phone to their head! It lets people around you know your talking on the phone. So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you finish, which you then indicate, by putting that mothafucka away!" Gin Rummy - The Boondocks

"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin

"Keep your expectations low. If you expect a kick in the balls, but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory."

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option." Forrest Griffin - Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down (A Survival Guide To The Apocalypse)

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."

"Right leg: hospital, left leg: cemetery." Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic (For those that do not understand you need to go to Youtube)

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."

"And that's the moral of the story. Some niggas need to go jail! I may be in hell, but at least I ain't in jail, nigga! (laughs maniacally)" Colonel H. Stinkmeaner - The Boondocks

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?" Officer Palumbo - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit your bitching." - Church RedvsBlue

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."

"Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets."

"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!" - Tucker RedvsBlue

Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"

Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag."

Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."

Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade." - Red vs. Blue

"Hey, this is Carl, and yeah, I'm plenty pissed...at God for forsaking Kurt Warner in my time of need when he was a New York football Giant. And now He's working in completely mysterious and retarded ways by letting the Cardinals play in the Super Bowl. Listen, the state of Arizona is only good for one thing: testing A-bombs so the people from the good states don't get hurt. Pittsburgh's gonna be up by 24 before O-Town can say "My country, 'tis of thee," but I'm gonna give all you party bookies some Super Dull XLIII over/unders to keep your guests from killing themselves before halftime:

Number of human interest stories about Larry Fitzgerald's dad during the pregame show—17;

Amount of interest I have in a human interest story about Larry Fitzgerald's dad—0.

Number of Knight Rider promos we get to see during a booth review—87.

Number of times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation and gently stroke his nipple with one of his fat outstretched fingers—9.

Number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps playfully during his pregame analysis—2;

Number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps not so playfully during his pregame analysis—1;

Number of times Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps Bob Costas for gently asking not to slap a stripper during his pregame analysis—37.

Number of concussions Ben Roethlisberger will suffer during the pregame stretch, "God Bless America", and the coin toss—2.

Number of Jonas Brothers riding a surfboard with a computer-generated porcupine in an effort to raise your awareness of Tostito's brand Garlic and Cinnamon Corn Chips—3.

Number of children Kurt Warner adopts during the second half—2;

Number of children Kurt Warner sacrifices to Jesus during the second half cause he was told to in a dream—3.

Number of times Anquan Boldin kisses his fist and thanks Jesus for blessing him with running a successful 12-yard slant—1.

Number of minutes Jesus actually spends watching the Super Bowl—0.

Number of times Bruce Springsteen sings the acoustic song from the Philadelphia movie about the Vietnam POW with AIDS—0.

Number of times Matt Leinart will say, "I'm goin' to Disneyland"—0;

Number of times Matt Leinart will eventually go to Disneyland because, at some point, he's gonna be that dude runnin' the on/off lever at the Magic Spinnin' Teacups—3... He's gonna get cut from that job too.

Those are the actual Vegas over/unders through a true insider! Now go make some money, dummy, 'cause I'm pissed." Carl - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." - Sarge RedvsBlue

"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" Sarge - Red vs. Blue

"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Do you know why Americans love guns? And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo, "cocking your gun." No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a pussy can become a tough guy if he's got a gun in his hand." Mr. Hammerson - Shoot 'Em Up

"You know what I really hate? What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand." Mr. Smith - Shoot 'Em Up

"Fruit don't talk... Fruit just listens... and waits." Earlie Cuyler - Squidbillies

"Okay I'm going to be completely serious with you... There's every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that."

"Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid."

"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." Solf J. Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist

"Bed is for sissies, unless you're having sex in which case... yeah, bed is still for sissies." Gregory House - House

"I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

"Thank God I wore underwear today." Derek Zoolander - Zoolander

"Sometimes I need what only you can provide... your absence."

"I'm so miserable without you it's like you're right there with me."

"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." Charlie Sheen

"A.A. was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis-DNA." Charlie Sheen

"Dying is for fools... amateurs." Charlie Sheen

"C.B.S. picked a fight with a warlock." Charlie Sheen

"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! I can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from this, uh... this terrestrial realm." Charlie Sheen

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars." Charlie Sheen

"If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right... just like sex."

"Experience isn't something you get until right after you need it."

"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions."

"There's a new sheriff in town... and he has an army of assassins."

"I just had a brainstorm." "I wasn't aware storms could exist in a vacuum."

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." - Ron Burgundy

Fit Tony: "That's why I keep my friends close-."

Homer Simpson: "-And your enemies closer?"

Fit Tony: "No. Why would I do that? If they were close they would kill me."

"Just because you sold seven million albums doesn’t mean you’re talented. It just means that there are seven million people that are stupid as hell." Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks

"Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard."

"If it doesn't kill you, use it and kill somebody else..."

"I want a shirt that just says "f* you" on it, and I want to wear it while walking through airports all day. There's no such thing as a bad word, just bad intentions."

"I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes." Jimi Hendrix

"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything; it is that you can kill anyone." Michael Corleone - The Godfather: Part II

"You cannot achieve success, without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it all the way. I was a failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous." Paul Heyman

"That man [Batman] won't quit so long as he can draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." Superman just before uncorking an assbeating of a lifetime on Darkseid, reaffirming that he is indeed a bad mother f'er - Justice League Unlimited

"Show me a man with a combover and I'll show you a man that believes that by crushing a bag of chips... you make more chips." Sheng Wang

"My plans always work! ...Sometimes!"

"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said... 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'" Ricky Bobby - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

"If animals have taught me anything it's that you can die very quickly and very suddenly under a bus or on the side of the road." Charlie - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal." Peter La Fleur - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

"Saying you're a history major out loud is basically just the same thing as telling your friends, 'Yes, I do remember every dumbass thing you've ever done in front of me, and I can bring it up accurately whenever I want, so don't start.' I love it, but there's not a whole lot of good job options available for it. What the hell am I going to do, teach? I'm way too hateful to teach kids." Kenchi618

"Live every week like it's Shark Week." Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock

"I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, 'something that kills people.' And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut." Hattori Hanzo - Kill Bill Vol.1

("Money doesn't buy happiness.") Rebuttal: "...Have you ever tried not having money before?"

"You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself." Yuri Orlov - Lord or War

"Ambition is the willingness to kill the thing you love and eat them to stay alive." Jack Donaghy - 30 Rock

"There are only three kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who can't."

"You can't touch music, but music can touch you." Mordecai - Regular Show

"If you never choose a side and always stay in the middle you'll never have to directly face down quite as much as if you did, but you'll also always have at least one thing at your open back ready to take a free shot at you no matter which way you turn."

"Schools is this nation's backbone." Cam Brady - The Campaign

"Cain Velasquez might be able to take me down. He might be able to take me down 10 times. But for each of those times he takes me down, I'm going to stand back up. If I land 10 punches on Cain Velasquez, he's not going to stand back up." Junior dos Santos

Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be repayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to ensure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

2. Your date is using her teeth.

3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-toeye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.

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Code Geass Megiddo by Wing Zero Alpha reviews
After the Black Rebellion, the world became a different place from what people knew it for. But in spite of that, there was still one who wished to change it for the better. This is the story of his renewed revolution...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 477,356 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., C.C., Kallen S.
Naruto the Huntsmen by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 1 of 2 - Complete
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 153 - Words: 410,358 - Reviews: 5038 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Naruto U., Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
The Blue Rose 2: Sacrifices of the Heart by SPDudley reviews
EVA-04 and its pilot join forces with Mari Illustrious Makinami and Unit 05 to protect NERV and the world from SEELE's impending holocaust. The sequel to Blue Rose, set during End of Evangelion. The second in a three-part series.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Rei A., OC] - Complete
The Blue Rose by SPDudley reviews
Rei encounters a mysterious American EVA pilot visiting Tokyo-3 for a training exercise with NERV, and unexpectedly finds herself the target of his affections. Set during the original series. The first of a three-part series.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Rei A., OC] - Complete
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 132,244 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Namikaze Legend: Rise of the Empire by Blackwolf501 reviews
The Ninja World has fallen. The Balance maintained by the shinobi system gone, only to be replaced by the cruel Imperial Empire formed by the Akatsuki under the leadership of Uchiha Madara. A fight for the survival of humanity had just began. Sequel to Namikaze Legend! NarutoXKushina, NaruHarem (NarutoXMikasa, NarutoXRangiku), ItachiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,691 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 423,113 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 9793 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 7,448 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 5954 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 263,419 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 7,681 - Follows: 8,755 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Uchiha Naruto: The Sage by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Madara reveals himself to be Naruto's grandfather. He infused both his cells and Hashirama's cells into Naruto. Naruto becomes strong as a result, awakening the sharingan and later the Rinnegan. Chapter 1-10 grammar terrible..needs rewrite. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 555,100 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 511,458 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 7,103 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
To Find the Heart by IIIIIIIIII reviews
What if during Ichigo's initial fight with Yammy he had lost control of his inner hollow, revealing that he was submitting to his feral nature far more quickly that Aizen had anticipated. What would happen if Aizen changed his plans because of this? Friendships will be tested, lives will be destroyed, love will be found, and war will be waged. Pairing is Ichigo/Harem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 665,926 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel - Complete
Soul Chess by draconichero21 reviews
After the events of Zero Requiem Lelouch goes to Soul Society and aims to atone for his sins by becoming a Soul Reaper, but old habits die hard and the ex-prince soon finds himself in a live chess game attempting to save the after life from a mad man. No yaoi. This is a Shared Universe of Code Geass and Bleach so the canon facts that change or are inconsistent are because of this
Crossover - Bleach & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 209 - Words: 1,784,804 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2011 - S. Aizen, Lelouch L. - Complete
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
Birth of a Legend by Parcasious reviews
He could only blame himself for the predicament he was in, stuck in another world. But then again, Rin did call him an idiot.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Shirō E.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 251,149 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 8,437 - Follows: 10,083 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
A Common Criminal Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 99,743 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose, Roman Torchwick - Complete
Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,764 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Louise, Saito
Child of the Virus by Mr. Cloak reviews
Alex Mercer died 90 years after the second outbreak, of his own volition- self-imposed starvation. Now, one of his created children (Not necessarily good OC), finds himself living through the first contact war, and many other interesting events. May include romances, if I feel like it, and there will be Horrific violence. Updated to M Due to violence. KyWrds: Von Neumann, John, AU
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 164,314 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Hashirama's Heir by Hamp24 reviews
Canon. What if Kushina was the great granddaughter of Mito Uzumaki and thus, Hashirama Senju? What would Naruto's life be like as a direct descendant of the first Hokage? What if Naruto inherited more than just the "Will of Fire" from Hashirama? With the blood of The Shodai flowing in his veins, How will Naruto's journey change? Let's find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,587 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 4,004 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.]
The Turn of a Hero by The Dark Hood reviews
We all know how Naruto returned from his training trip. Weak. But what if he was offered something he couldn't resist by the last being he thought he could trust? Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 347,214 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi no Ashikabi by VFSNAKE reviews
The Sekirei Plan is spiraling out of control. Minaka won't stop it. Takami can't fix it. Sekirei are being forcibly winged against their Will to be used as pawns in a game where they fight each other. In an act of desperation, Takami goes to the only two people that can change things, and possibly save her children from the plan consuming them. The senseis of the Discipline Squad.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 160,471 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., No. 09/Tsukiumi, No. 07/Akitsu - Complete
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Macross Frontier: United We Stand by FrothyMug reviews
Several months after colonization, the Macross Quarter must redeploy into space to help secure the system. New crew members mean all-new relationships with the existing crew. A shadowy menace hides somewhere in the stars, seeking to destroy the colony.
Macross Frontier - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 404,697 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4148 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Shadow Kingdom by The Wolfess reviews
Book 2 in the Doppelganger Trilogy: Link and Zelda have been forced into exile. Usurpers control the throne of Hyrule masquerading as the Princess and General Link. With the minds of the people of Hyrule poisoned against him, how can a hero in chains save them?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,634 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Link, Zelda] Dark Link, Wolf Link - Complete
The Tale of the Tesseract by NJKilleen reviews
Roku Azero, a renowned space captain, is sent on the run when the Grox conquer his home planet. As he gains allies on a risk-mounting adventure, he learns of a mystery embedded within the galaxy's ancient past... one that includes the origin of the grox, the false god that will come, and a mysterious object known as the "Tesseract." / Part of "Project Tesseract" /
Spore - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 264,955 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/22/2009 - The Grox, Steve, OC
A Different Path by WhizkidHV reviews
Emiya Shirou. Warrior of justice. Entered into the fifth holy grail war, he resolves to save as many as he can. He is a sword, forged through cursed flames. It's no surprise when he summons a servant of the Saber class. Yet, instead of a blade he summons a swordsman, one clothed in black. A blade cannot change, but in the right hands it can be shown the proper path...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,375 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shirō E., Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Namikaze Legend by Blackwolf501 reviews
In a twist of fate, Tobirama's only child survives and the Senju legacy continued. Years have passed since, and now two brothers have rose again to shake the entire world with their power, only this time they have the powers of both the Uchiha and Senju. NarutoXKushina, NaruHarem, ItachiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 400,681 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 664,806 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 4,047 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Beastly Possession by Wild Rhov reviews
Something is murdering people in Magnolia. When Lucy is attacked, Natsu goes on a rampage to find the culprit, and everyone in Fairy Tail wants revenge. But could this bloodthirsty attacker be someone they know? Warning: High octane nightmare fuel! Do not read while eating, and beware of red eyes in the dark!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,065 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 4165 - Favs: 6,417 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Muv Luv: One Last Time into the Loop by PaulXion reviews
Shirogane Takeru struggles against reality as he returns to the past one more time to change the fate the Alternate World,Armed with only the knowledge of the future and his incredible skills as a soldier,he prepares for the inevitable clash against BETA
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 88 - Words: 977,526 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Regret by Narutoenthusiast reviews
No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,357 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: That Which Could (not) Happen by Mr. M.Mars reviews
In a better world, perhaps different choices could've been made. In a better world, perhaps catastrophes could've been prevented. In a better world, perhaps things could've been different between us. A retelling of Neon Genesis Evangelion in which different decisions are made, and different actions are taken, ultimately changing the final outcome. (Story begins on Episode 8)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,018 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6879 - Favs: 6,691 - Follows: 5,113 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder by RougeBaron reviews
20 years after Zoids CC-GF , the Helic Republic and the Guardian Force were in a state of constant skirmishes. New, young cadets joined the Republic military to fight the Guardian Force, oblivious to a secret plan far more sinister than just domination of Planet Zi. And when Van, Irvine, and the old-time Guardian Forces resurfaced, the situation turned into a total chaos...
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 105,918 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Van F., Irvine, Fiona, Moonbay - Complete
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 6,357 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
What Cannot Be Broken - The Complete Collection by A. Joria reviews
Re-uploaded by request. The Investigation Team and former members of SEES must band together to rescue both of their leaders from the confines of the Great Seal, and to work together to overcome a series of subsequent calamities that threaten their lives, their world, and their dreams for the future. Features various pairings, including Minako x Adachi.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 322,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Female Protagonist, T. Adachi] Souji S./Yuu N., Yosuke H. - Complete
Defect by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Five years after the collapse of the Dagger Pagoda, Chimaera is unified under Thor's rule. There is peace between the planet and the system of Juno, but not everything is as it seems. Something sinister lurks behind Hecate's facade of peace.
Jyu Oh Sei - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8464 - Favs: 5,888 - Follows: 3,685 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Zoids: Revolution by NeoAurora reviews
Previously known as Sky's the Limit: Revolution. After being in suspended animation for over a millennium, Van Flyheight awakens in a new era - a time where Zoids are no longer used for warfare, but for competitive battles. There, Van must fight to rescue Fiona from new enemies and ghosts from times' past. But he won't be alone.
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 209,837 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Van F., Bit C. - Complete
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 998 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Warriors Way by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Minato returns home from a tumultuous time abroad, forged in the fires of combat into something no one in his family could envision. When he stumbles into the Sekirei plan he will begin to challenge Minaka and this so called game in the name of love and honor. Minato/Tsukiumi/Akitzu/Kazehana main wives.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 226,422 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - No. 07/Akitsu, No. 09/Tsukiumi, Minato S. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10482 - Favs: 11,309 - Follows: 7,756 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
The Rising Dragon Champions by darkfire1220 reviews
*Sequel to, "The Lost Dragon Slayer"* Natsu has finally returned home from Edolas, and now Fairy Tail is starting the big event at the end of each year- the S-Class Trials! Everybody's all fired up, but a catastrophic event during the trials sends them all into a deadly cycle that will end in more than one life lost..and leave the Dragon Slayers on the brink of losing everything...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 235,205 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sting E., Natsu D., Rogue C., Wendy M. - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Mass Effect: Hearing the Call by ProfFartBurger reviews
They said 'War Never Changes', well let me tell you, there's more wisdom in that statement than I realized. After being torn from my home by an entity I would have *sworn* didn't exist, I've got to make a life in a universe I'd never thought I'd visit. Self Insert, several OC's present, Pre-Mass Effect 1. Rated T until further notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 190,871 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - OC - Complete
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Guilty Crown: Sins of an Emperor by ChaozHeavenz reviews
The right to wield his friend's hearts in battle, that is the Guilty Crown he must bear. However, will Ouma Shu pave his way as a cruel Tyrant or a kind ruler... Completed!
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 139,377 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Shu O., Ayase S. - Complete
Sword and Shield: Volume 1: Picking up the Pieces by Stellar Magic reviews
Amalgam is destroyed, Mithril is disbanded, and Leonard Tesstarossa is dead. This doesn't mean the end of the relentless pursuit of black technology. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual themes. Slight AU, post series. REWRITTEN!
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 170,005 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Cold World by jjgp1112 reviews
Gohan is kidnapped by Raditz and against his will, is forced to work alongside him, Vegeta, and Nappa under Frieza. These are his struggles, as he's exposed to a world no child should have to experience.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 191,792 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7765 - Favs: 5,206 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 3 by Sinister Vortex reviews
Now bonded in an indefinite truce, the Green and Yellow armies send a joint team into the alternate universe to find and stop the leader of the Red Army before they activate a terrible weapon that could wreck havoc on all of existence. (NEW CONTENT for chapters 38, 41, and 42)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Unsung by pvt jim reviews
Not everyone wants to be a hero. Some just want to come back alive, even if that means doing somthing horrible for survival. Note: This is the first time I have published anything so advice would be appreciated. (Rated M for violence, language, sexual violence)
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
Heartbreakers by Poison's Ivy reviews
Lelouch/Kallen. "You must want revenge on me since I 'played with your heart'. But if you're thinking about breaking my heart, good luck. You're going to need it to rip apart something that isn't there."
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Pokemon Heroes by aamaylover reviews
A boy with a destiny. A girl who's a princess who is being hunted down by an evil force. What will happen when these two paths meet? Rated for violence, blood, bad words, and sexual references, but it's sometimes humorous. Advanceshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,927 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Rolling Blackouts by hidinginplainsight reviews
Late at night in the middle of a power outage, Asuka realizes she might have to turn to her roommate for help staying warm.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5562 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Broken Faith by Kur0Kishi reviews
Betrayed by Konoha at the end and sealed into oblivion. Given a second chance at a childhood in a different world can Naruto rebuild his faith in humanity. A somewhat darker Naruto than most i've read on site, not dark emo, just dark. -First Naruto/Negima fic to reach Mundus Magicus and be considered complete. Sequel in progress-
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 344,270 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K. - Complete
Code Geass: The Rise of the Black Prince by nanoman79 reviews
Follow Lelouch vi Britannia's rise from the beginning. Marianne does not die, and Japan is not invade in 2010. It starts a little slow, but really gets rolling after chapter 15.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 107 - Words: 693,672 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Code Geass : The Dark Knight Reawakens by crestofawesome165 reviews
What if Lelouch did survive the Zero Requiem? If not, why has a new copycat group called the Asgard been moving with the same efficiancy as the Black Knights against Japan?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,479 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Suzaku K., Zero
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3649 - Favs: 9,153 - Follows: 9,155 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 2 by Sinister Vortex reviews
Continuing on from where MWS1 left off, the Greens explore the new universe in which they find themselves while the Yellows deal with the very real possibility of a Red Army attack on the Halothrii Wilderness.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Spawn of Adam by kira862 reviews
Shinji used to think of himself as a throwaway human. However when he met a certain red headed German who had a personality that could curdle milk he started to discover what purpose he had for living on this planet. Slight OOC with Shinji. R&R
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 323,916 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Aura is with the Forgotten by Gerbilftw reviews
AU, during the medieval ages. Ash was born in a poor and simple town... But after several drastic events, his life's going to take a completely new direction as his past will get to him, the past of the Aura... Slight OOC possible pearlshipping Ash/Dawn
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 190,156 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Pokemon 0 by Afroshock reviews
The Amber Act is a law that makes impoverished or academically failing kids into Pokemon Trainers. This story tracks the adventures and life of one such Trainer who learns he's no different from the Pokemon has has to catch and raise.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,120 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Naruto: A New Path by keybledar43 reviews
Plagued by a nightmare caused by the Kyuubi, Naruto sets out to learn the real reason for being Hokage. Look out ninja world, a new Naruto Uzumaki has arrived! Strictly NaruIno. Other secret pairings. No Harem. Rated M for Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 227,481 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Naruto and The Water Princess by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Naruto grows up to become a powerful ninja with the help of a mentor with ten swords and a beautiful fiance. But he will soon discover that his life has been marked long before he was born. Lemons on chapter 37-38 and 42. Remember to check for signs to skip. Naru/Mei/Samui/Saku/Hina, Sasu/Ino/Ten, Haku/Anko/Karui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 288,383 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Fooling Me by silverfan3 reviews
Kallen goes to a graveyard to say things that she has been wanting to say for a long time. one-shot
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 1 by Sinister Vortex reviews
The Halothrii Wilderness, a land of extensive resources, is being fought over by three different armies. Yet despite the chaos, nothing is what it seems, for dark forces are swiftly bringing their own plans to fruition...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
To Live Life Fully by 1caiser reviews
During Angel Beats! Episode 13, Otonashi confesses his love to Kanade. But Kanade later reveals that she was originally in a coma, wandering to Afterlife because she lost her way to thank Otonashi for giving her his heart. She disappears, defying Otonashi's will, and leaves him alone. In the end, everyone graduates...but are their memories of each other still intertwined? Complete!
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,072 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Y. Otonashi - Complete
Counter Force by TypeMoonFreak reviews
Sequel to my previous fic "Fate/Stay With Me". Arcueid approaches Shirou and asks for his help after attaining the power of a Counter Guardian in order to stop the resurrection of a powerful Dead Apostle Ancestor known simply as "The Dark Six".
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 195,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
If It Kills Me by V0ID reviews
Kallen fails to stop Lelouch from taking Refrain, and hallucinations aside they might just figure out what's going on between them. But we all know how Rolo feels about people getting close to his big brother...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
From Harvest to the Ark by TheAmateur reviews
The Human-Covenant War raged for twenty-seven years. Those who survived were not the best, but the luckiest.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 408,624 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Heartache is What Brought us Together by TTY7 reviews
She lost a brother. He lost his mother. Both were left empty, and that is how they understand each other.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,191 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Link, Zelda] Ilia, Wolf Link - Complete
The Black Empire by PaulXion reviews
The Black Rebellion has succeeded and now Zero controls the fate of the nation within the palm of his hand. But he will not stop there. A whole world awaits him and this was but a taste of what was to come. Lelouch Harem.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 288,585 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Lelouch L.
A War Apart by Sigcius reviews
Without a common enemy, the Four Great Nations draw new lines of battle against one another. A lieutenant, his cohorts, and the Orange Star COs must face new enemies and old friends, as well as their own fears and doubts. COMPLETE.
Advance Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sami - Complete
NGE: Aftermath by Van Pat reviews
This takes place after Third Impact. Life in Tokyo-3 has mostly returned to normal, the city is restored, and the Angels are gone. SEELE, however, is far from finished... And a new threat is looming on the horizon.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 277,912 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4135 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
FateStay With Me by TypeMoonFreak reviews
Emiya Shirou once again finds himself fighting. This time, he actually wants the Grail for a wish. Takes place several years after the events of F/SN. Sequel now complete.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,762 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Persona: A Novelization 4 by RionAgrias reviews
If Persona 4 was a novella, loosely based. There is one OC, out of request. The battle style is also written differently from the actual game style, so please bear with me. I am editing every chapter. Bear with me as I slowly fix grammar and formatting.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 315,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Yukiko A. - Complete
Persona 4: Simulacrum by zephyran reviews
It has been six years since the fog was lifted from the town of Inaba, but a new fog clouds the minds of its residents. As Souji Seta returns from his long absence, he must find a way to free them or else lose the bonds of friendship forever.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,138 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Rise K. - Complete
Mass Effect: Imperial Glory by Rommel The Magnificent reviews
A retelling of the Mass Effect story set in my Terra Ascendant universe. If you thought Humans were pushovers in ME, this is for you. Epilogue up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,536 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
FateGeass: The Eden Vital War by AlfheimWanderer reviews
Long ago, there was a war between Code-bearers over the power of Eden Vital, a war that destroyed Atlantis and set mankind back to the Stone Age. Now war rages again, with C.C. and V.V. choosing champions to fight a battle for the world's fate. AU
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,076 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Latias' Journey by Ri2 reviews
With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,237,300 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Masquerade by HotaruZala reviews
Story revolves mostly around Kallen's love for who she thinks are two different men: Zero and Lelouch. What will our elusive Britannian conqueror do when he comes to realize that it's not just Zero that Kallen harbors feelings for, but him too.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,382 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Kallen S., Lelouch L.
VanDread Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
The war with the Covenant and the UNSC is over...but an accident has changed the fates of one UNSC Spartan and a UNSC AI, as they are now in a new conflict and a new path in life.
Crossover - Halo & Vandread - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 307,162 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Ten Small Soldiers by derajdragonlord reviews
Commanders would have no victory without soldiers. Nameless, faceless, they fight, kill, and die in the name of their army. Nobody ever asked if they wanted to. This is their story.
Advance Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Dilgar War by Lord of Misrule reviews
It was the event that started it all. Thirty years before Babylon 5 the Dilgar race launched an Invasion of League space, a war which would cost Billions of lives, whole races destroyed and at the end give birth to a new super power The Earth Alliance
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 1,222,457 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,044 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9079 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dichotomy by The Rose's Charm reviews
Suki's destinychanging battle with Azula, Sokka and loss, the meaning of protect, and Azula's highly structured world. It's about division, contrast, and branching off into the unknown. AU to S3, SokkaSuki, Sukka, Maiko, etc.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Destiny of One by J.Alana1 reviews
The sequel to After Impact. Hope Ikari is an adult and an officer in the military. All her life she's been an overachiver but she's had a broken heart. Now Hope's life is about to change when she meets a mysterious man and faces destiny.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 115,723 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
AFTER IMPACT by J.Alana1 reviews
Third Impact has occured. Shinji Ikari & Asuka Langely Soryu are left alone. Now they must struggle to survive from day to day and face the awful truth that they were left to inherit the Earth. What lies ahead? What is the course of life After Impact?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 149,491 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Heaven and Hell by jino turtlegod reviews
The Third Impact has been averted and the world has been saved. It is a time for peace, to lay down the weapons of salvation. But there is no time when you are suspended between Heaven and Hell. Complete. Canonical revisions done.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,217 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 3/9/2001 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
XCOM: The Unknown Menace by Hobbes reviews
This is my take on the story of the First Alien War (1999-2003), following the plot of UFO Defense. THE STORY IS COMPLETE - Warning: Some of the reviews contain major spoilers!
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 368,094 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 4/5/2001 - Complete
Pokemon Master by Acey reviews
11 years in the dark future ... things have changed.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 211,120 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/21/2001 - Published: 12/26/1999
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Deja Vu reviews
Oneshot: Airport, DNA, Shirou. You get my drift. You've seen it all before….haven't you?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Shirō E., No. 04/Karasuba, Takami S. - Complete
Beyond Reason reviews
No one could have told Louise the consequences. Nothing could have prepared Kirito for the result. Two worlds collide, sending everything into chaos, and it is up to everyone involved to forge their own path. Warning: Occasional language.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,599 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Louise, Kirito/Kazuto K.