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Joined 12-30-00, id: 32877
Author has written 19 stories for Animorphs, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
G'day fan-fic fans, tis I Britz, now I've just got something to say in light of some recent reviews, this is it: I. Am. A. Guy. A male, a boy, a hombre, a bloke, a fella, a man, a homme, a uomo, a varón, a homem, a maschio, a garçon, a Junge, a ragazzo, a muchacho, if your bi-lingual, you'd have an even better idea of it all but even if not you should realise, yes, it's true, I have a penis, have you all got it?

The Antimorphs Chronicals, The Director's Cut by Elcolo9 reviews
Freed from his island prison, David Taggart gathers a team to kill the Animorphs and defeat the Yeerks. Evil never dies, it just gets new friends... Updated from original version, May 2000.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002
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Moonbeam's War reviews
Fans of Antimorphs and One Least Likely! An alternate dimension spinoff, not Animorphs but damn decent Sci-fi, a psycotic gang leader and his unhinged posse are the only ones who can save the Universe, if they don't destroy it first.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,281 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 1/25/2003
What Would Visser 3 Do For A Klondike Bar? reviews
Challenge fic, those dastardly Yeerks are at it again, this time using America's favourite ice cream as a weapon in their evil plot. Caution: Brains not included.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2003
Night of the Living Copyright Infringements reviews
Halloween night becomes a whirlwind of gore, zombies and laughter cracking when the Yeerks raise the dead, release a mutant plague on the town and "pay homage" to classic horror like there's no such thing as a registered trademark! Funnier than having to
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,558 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003
Planet Strangelove reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Skater Bomb, An epic in bizarre humor, the Animorphs return to Earth after 54 only to find it's now ruled by the evil Avril Lavigne and obsessed with porn. Go figure. Final Chap up! R&R Do it for the llamas!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 12/5/2002
The Day Da Music Died reviews
My first fic revisited and with a whole new chapter, you'll laugh, cry and get a headache trying to work things out, guest-starring: The Antimorphs!s
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 1/13/2001
C'est La Vie of the Animorphs reviews
A lil' songfic sort of about Jake and Cassie to the tune of "You Never Can Tell" I doubt you'll know the song but I swear I've stuck to the tune, R&R
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/31/2002
The Continued. reviews
My very own continuation of #54, blood, goop, a body-stealing nut-job, impure thoughts, general evil, big guns, fighting...And laughter, Final chapter up!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,666 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 9/17/2001
Andalite Homeworld reviews
Just a little song-fic I whipped up about the Andalite homeworld to the tune of 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2001
Don't Take Life Seriously, It's Not Permanent 2 reviews
That's right baby, it's a sequel! Thanks to it's phenomenally popular 1st (ha ha) I've written a number 2 and I swear it's funnier, guest-starring: KAA, Fate and Saint Peter!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/6/2001
I'll Be Home For Halloween. reviews
I'm here just in time for Halloween with a challange for y'all! after #54 Jake trys to return home to Cassie for some old-school Halloween lovin', can he get there in time?
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2001
The Happy Sappy Cr*ppy Valentines Fic. reviews
Think I'm a little late for Valentines day? Don't be ridiculous theres always room for romantic-comedy, too bad this isn't romantic in the slightest, but theres plenty of comedy don't worry 'bout that. It's a Valentines day from hell with our five most f
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2001
Visser One, Swedish meatballs and a challange fic. reviews
Whats not to like? Other than the challange fic, BTW the challange is open to anyone who wants to do it, this is a very weird story, hard to give a summery too and pre-54 I guess.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2001
Don't Take Life Seriously, It's Not Permanent reviews
Death, eternal damnation....And laughter, a response to the challange set out by Gem on her page you should go to the page, it's right on through the "Community Connector" go there after you R&R this story, which BTW is realy hard to give a summery to.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2001
Fight Star reviews
Man is that a terrible title or what? This fic is a song-fic about Rachel to the tune of Smash Mouth's "All Star". Has spoiler's for book #54, but what Animorphs fic doesn't these days?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6/29/2001
The Challange reviews
Hey hey it's a challange fic! Set around 52, first pretty short chapter is my usual script crap but I feel oddly proud of the 2nd chapter, which is pretty much compleltely unrelated to the 1st, a helping of romance in here, R/T fan's will hate this, it's
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/7/2001
Morph that funky monkey white boy reviews
A little songfic about Marco to the tune of "Play that funky music white boy" by Wild Cherry, you'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you'll just groan loudly.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/8/2001
H-E-Double hockey sticks bound reviews
What can I say, I was bored and desperrate to write something before I go back to school. Come in R&R cause it's not as bad as I thought it would turn out.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
Stay away from sunshine reviews
Erased because of that friggen new 'chapter 'rule so here it is again- Spike sings about his life
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2001
MEGA-MURDER-MYSTERY-MORPHS reviews
(Try saying that 5 times fast) It's a start for a whole whodunnit thing with the Animorphs, David, his girl friend and Erek so read, review and tell me what LOL stands for.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/18/2001