kieta-seraphim
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Joined 09-27-11, id: 3290052, Profile Updated: 12-02-12
Author has written 10 stories for Left 4 Dead, Motorcity, Team Fortress 2, Borderlands, Deus Ex, and Resident Evil.

Welcome. You have reached the profile of kieta_seraphim aka Laran. Get it? Got it? Doubt it.

I am crazy. Because normal is so overrated and crazy is more awesome. I'm the owner of the most awesome collection of hats ever. Including my wolf hat which has gotten me photographed at least 25 times. (people love it).

I'm an avid gamer and music lover. My music collection is huge. I have 61gigs and counting of pure music. You might hear some of it if I'm on open mic. I frequently play God of War (all of them), Kingdom Hearts, Call of duty: Black Ops, Unreal tournament, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal, Assassins's Creed II, and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, as well as Final Fantasy VII and FFVII Crisis Core. Sometimes I play Killing Floor.

I’m almost constantly writing. About 1/3 of what I write doesn’t get published or posted, I instead trash it. I love writing fanfiction and have been writing for several years. Lately, I’ve been paying more attention to my novel, but I’m still writing a little fanfiction. Hopefully the ideas will come flowing more. Right now my latest fanfic obsession is L4D2/LFD. I like NickxEllis and some FrancisxNick. I’ve read almost every paring you can make in the fandom. I just suck at writing Het.

You can call me Laran or Nick. Which ever strikes your fancy. (I will also answer to Nicky). If you want, you can find me on steam, my steam id is the same as my pen name. (Just let me know, totally random requests, while fun are weird).

I have a new tumblr where you guys can request fics and or drabbles. I will also be using this is as a back up account for my FF.net. It is laranraeki . tumblr . com (just remove the spaces).

Official disclaimer (Cause I often forget to include one, bad me): I do not own the majority of the characters in my fanfiction. I just play/dabble/borrow and give them right back. I do however own the story and any OCs I might choose to include.

Chronological order of the Snapshots series. (so far)

Move me

Red Corvette pts 1 and 2

One hug

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Shattered Memories by Fatal Yaoi reviews
Set after Resident Evil 5 - Chris awakes, tied up in a car with Wesker behind the wheel. He's injured and his memories are limited. What is Wesker planning? What happened to his partners? How is he going to get out of this situation? WeskerxChris
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,224 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Sorry's Not Enough by Mengde reviews
Adam Jensen hasn't had a good day in ages. Today he's dealing with the press, his boss, and a murderous Illuminati hit squad. It's doubtful today will be any better.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Complete
Mah Buddy Nick by Absoltheharbinger reviews
When your best friend is dragged away by the Infected, how will you cope? No Nellis, except for friendship. Rated T for language. One-shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
L4D2: We'd Like To Tell You What Hell Is Like by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
Nick and Ellis are interviewed for the first time at Refugee Camp #265 shortly after they've been rescued. Oneshot. Tragedy/Drama. Nick/Ellis. Slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Ghost In You by elphabachan reviews
Three years later, some wounds still hurt, and some feelings still stir. Can he forgive even though he couldn't forget? And what if the worst evil in this world isn't a zombie? Nellis, Frochelle. If you don't like either of those, feel free to not read
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,103 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Tamed by Winged-Wolf13 reviews
When the horde strikes, a Hunter defends the team. The Survivors quickly discover that this particular Infected means them no harm and, strangely enough, brings its kills to Francis' feet. Francis/Hunter.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Francis, Hunter - Complete
Naked to Mine Enemies by Mundungus42 reviews
The Pirate Code doesn't expressly command its adherents to repay debts that bridge life and death, but the Code is more of a set of guidelines, anyway. Sparrow/Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Wink Murderer by bookgodess15 reviews
Yet another fic where Chase is secretly a gay, mentally deranged serial killer. Nothing new here. Been done to death.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Senators and Pomegranates by lemon-sprinkles reviews
AU; Politics, war, and sex were inextricably linked during ancient Rome. It was a game - a gamble of life, love, and loss. Albert was more than willing to play. WeskerxChris
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
My Monster by elutherya reviews
Chris survived the incident in Kijuju, but now he's haunted by the image of a dead man. Yet, things change again when he is sent on a operation and realizes the man that has haunted him isn't actually dead.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Pet by snarryvader81 reviews
RE5 AU At the Spencer Mansion, Chris takes that fall out of the window instead of Jill. Years later, BSAA Agent Claire comes to Africa and finds something she couldn't have possibly imagined. Wesker/Chris yaoi, mentioned Claire/Leon
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,219 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - [Chris R., A. Wesker] Claire R., Sheva A. - Complete
Remnants by Crionics reviews
2 years after the events of Resident Evil 5, Leon S Kennedy is called in to investigate a series of bizarre reports from a small town north-west of LA, as well as keeping an eye on the BSAA investigation already taking place there.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Leon S. K., Chris R. - Complete
Safari Hunt by coxcomb reviews
Chris gets locked in a dark room, alone with the one man he never wanted to set eyes on again. Chris/Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Torture Technology by Nightlore reviews
As Chris and Sheva make their way into the Ndipaya ruins they are faced with impossible odds, and an old foe will return to end an old rivalry. What other dark secrets lay not far off from the ruins? M for non-con, horror, smut.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Tight Quarters by Tauna reviews
Tom and Harry in a very tight Jeffries tube. Some teasing
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2003 - H. Kim, T. Paris - Complete
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Phone Sex reviews
Handsome Jack has his phone call interrupted rather pleasantly. (Mr. Torgue also makes an appearance.)
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Dr. Zed, Handsome Jack - Complete
Untamed reviews
Sometimes Wesker has to teach Chris what his place in the hierarchy is.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Don't leave me this way reviews
Jensen reflects on his life post-attack and someone decides he needs a kick in the pants. Alternatively titled 'In which Pritchard is a supportive d-i-c-k'.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Complete
Not the first time reviews
Axton and Gaige find out. DeathtrapxAxton's turret.
Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Deathtrap - Complete
Barn Yard Dance reviews
Spoilers for Going Dutch! When Dutch is cornered in a warehouse by Zombie!Texas, he finds out that not all zombies are out for brains.
Motorcity - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Texas', Dutch - Complete
A moment of Kindess reviews
Sniper is the recipient of a a moment of kindness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Among the droplets reviews
A set of 2 and 1 kisses in the rain. Paring for this is JuliexClaire.
Motorcity - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Julie K., Claire
Red Corvette reviews
Ellis' thoughts on what his friends would be if they were cars. Mentions of LouisxRochelle, and FrancisxZoey. Predominately NickxEllis. Sex in part 2.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Move me
Ellis drops by only to get a surprise. FrancisxZoey hints of FrancisxNick
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ellis, Zoey - Complete
One hug reviews
All Ellis wanted was a hug but Nick didn't seem to want to comply. Ellis is determined though. Part of the snapshots series.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete