LyssaQuill
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Joined 01-19-03, id: 329031
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
Hello. You have reached the desk of Ilyssa. If you are looking for information on some of her super good fics, please press 1, now. if you are calling from a rotary phone, sucks for you!

1. Scroll down there you lazy bastard! There isn't much to say about any of them, except, I am really really bad with updating.

If you are looking for a story of mine and it isn't here, that's because I have removed it. Because it sucked. to either re-do it or it was just... an embarassment. (For those of you who have read my stuff and are now thinking 'In that case, she should get rid of Pimp's Penguin and Wired too.' well, too bad. I like those ones. For now.)

As far as ships go, I'm very traditional. R/Hr and H/G are my favourite, but I will often venture out into D/Hr. Which brings me to my next announcement (great segue, right?), I beta/coauthor the stories 'New Beginnings' by Fiery-chan (and me obviously) and I help with 'Shadows of Light' by Ardent Entity. They both left messages at the end of this Bio, actually (we know eachother's passwords, but I would not recommend this unless you really get to know the person first.) Go read them! Most D/Hr is really cheesey and OOC but these are actually good! (well, New Beginnings is a bit OOC, but it's also pretty funny...

Ok, that's all. I am just going to recommend some of my favourite stories now (pay no attention to the thing that is supposed to have my faves...). Sorry for pen-name misspellings!

Lucky Day
by Vivian Kain

This story is terribley hilarious. I actually laughed outloud on multiple occasion, and I usually don't. Read this, it will make the world seem a lot more funny (well, I think it will anway).

Back to the Beginning
by lafemeechante

She is an excellent author and a very nice person *cough*stupid bastards accused Ardent Entity of plagiarising from her which is so not true and she was very good about the whole ordeal. Goddam mother*uckers*cough*. Read this. I love it. It's such a well-written fic.

Harry Potter and Friends in Barney Land
by Draco-is-a-Sex-Bunny

This fic is so funny. I thought it was just going to be really dumb when I first read it, but I actually really really liked it. I helped out with chapter 5 (very nice author, though she does have an unusual amount of screen names...) and the whole story is just so great. It's a good way to spend 20 minutes.

I have so many new plot ideas, it's not even funny. I am going to eventually get them all on here. Until then, please REVIEW what I do have. I like feedback on my stuff.

That's all from me!

Love from,
LyssaQuill

"It began like Romeo and Juliet, but ended in tragedy." -Milhouse (The Simpsons)

Fiery here to tell you to stop drooling over New Beginnings, it sux and we're over it. But, if you're really patient you may see some very interstings stories begin to appear under my account and maybe some for Lyssa too. Ok, so stop asking about NB, b/c we prob wont update it for another 5 years or so, so sit back and check out the stories on our fav lists b/c they all rock. Ok, ciao!
Luv'n'stuff!
Fiery-chan

HEY!

This is Ardent Entity!! Lyssa's also been beta reading my story which is called Shadows of Light!--Draco Malfoy had always hated that Harry Potter and his two best friends Ron Weasley (who was poorer than dirt) and Hermione Granger (who was simply a Muggle-born). That was why nobody would put it past him to feign injury in order to torture Hermione, the witty Mudblood, into doing his work for him. Endangering her life also sounded like the sort of thing he would do. But rescuing her? Just what exactly was he playing at?

It's actually not a bad fic!! And review Lyssa's stories because they are so great!

LyssaQuill is an amazing author and a great beta reader. I recommend her fics because they are creative and entertaining at least!

Ardent Entity

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Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slytherin Chronicles : The Desire of Darkness by SlytherinPsyche reviews
PSSS story from a Slytherin's perspective. Dark mysteries are unearthed, heroes are discovered where they shouldn't exist, desires are made obvious, and the veil of darkness has not been destroyed ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 1/15/2003
Shadows of Light by Ardent Entity reviews
COMPLETE Nobody would put it past Malfoy to feign injury in order to torture Hermione Granger into doing his work for him in the name of vengeance on Potter. But what happens when an emotion much stronger than revenge begins to take hold? Full summery in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,488 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Sex, and a Bottle of Vodka by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Twenty Eight-updated 6.1- Hermione has a wild night out and tries to forget about it...but a certain someone won't let her. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blood to Blood by Arden Riddle reviews
When Hermione is assigned to tutor Draco, she learns things she doesn't expect - things she doesn't want to know. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ma Cherie by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Five, updated 11.17-Draco reads a personals ad in the Hogwarts Student Newsletter and responds by writing her a letter, but who is he really writing to? Why, it's Hermione of course...but neither know who the other is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Closer Then Requested by Taya J Weasley reviews
Updated All the stories with "body switching", but what happens if the switch isn't completed? Ron&Hermione. Please review. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Get a Guy and Lose him by atalanta's apples reviews
*chapter seven up* Hermione is assigned to an assignment where she must make a guy love her then lose him in two weeks...the victim? Draco Malfoy of course...herm/d...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lucky Day by Vivian Kain reviews
Ron is a sex machine, Harry's a prude, and Hermione entertains herself...need I say more? It's back!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,034 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 12/22/2001
New Beginnings by Fiery-chan reviews
Draco Malfoy is sent to spend the summer with the Grangers when his parents are called away on 'buisness'. Will this work out? Or will it be hell? R/R! Rated for harsh language of authors. Cowritten w/ LyssaQuill *UPDATED* CH5!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Insanity of Draco Malfoy by Slythindor reviews
Me? In love with Harry-Oh-Look-At-Me-With-My-Stupid-Scar-And-My-Sexy-Smile-Potter! HA! // CHAPTER 6: Draco tries a sarcastic battle, partakes in animal cruelty (or does he?) and recieves more glares off of his favourite little Mudblood . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Fire Tells All by Moon-kissed Leopard reviews
ABANDONED! Harry performs a spell to find his Soul Mate, and guess who it is! HPSS slash and other couples. Warning: MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
You're the One I Want by Aille reviews
Just what does happen when Neville spends the summer with Ron? (part 3 of 3) (fixed 200503) (probably over-rated, but not taking chances)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Ron W., Neville L.
Imminate Arrival by Aille reviews
Ron thinks on his crush before they visit for the summer. (part 2 of 3) - Complete (fixed 200503)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Personal Hell by Aille reviews
Neville thinks on his crush before going to visit for the summer. (part 1 of 3) - Complete (fixed 200503)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Dangerous Games by Gwendolyn M. Warlow reviews
*COMPLETE* Ron resorts to extreme measures to uncover a plot on Harry’s life…He disguises himself as Draco’s girlfriend and spends the weekend with the Malfoys. Strange things begin happening when the plan isn’t nearly as foolproof as he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 60,630 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
At the End of Waiting by Cybele1 reviews
A much anticipated moment is interrupted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Hey Potter! Truth Or Dare? by Miss Lupin reviews
What happens when the 6th year students play truth or dare, well you're just have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
vincit omnia amor by atalanta's apples reviews
Hermione has to tutor Draco but she ends up learning a lot more... like being bad...*epilogue up!* and now it's all over...or is it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,144 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What If? by Englishgirl reviews
What if HP wasn't written by JK? What if it was written by Harry? What if he decided to stop? Bit of a weird story. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by DrAcOLuVeR79 reviews
*complete!* HG/DM are @ 'Magic Camp' dont know if they'll be a real couple in this story but they will definitely be friends. Not really action packed, may be a little. Set at camp and will probably continue into school! Summary sucks, story will be good!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,801 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Makings of an Auror by harrypotter12 reviews
Hermione is head girl, and Draco is head boy. Suddenly, they are both asked by Dumbledore to go to an auror training camp. Voldemort is planning an attack on the school, and Harry may be in danger. Romance, mystery, and humour combine to make this fic...a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer that got Stoned by snowieaddz reviews
Harry and 9 others go to an American school for a bit of a cultural exchange program. And well, you all know how crazy Americans are (parties, drag races...) *Rated R for typical American teenage behavior (drugs, beer, sex, ext.)*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Faeries and Unicorns by Sareleine Sardee reviews
A Fifth Year American witch transfers to Hogwarts. My first attempt at HP fanfic, don't eat me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2001 - Published: 12/5/2001
A New Student by DarkAngel007766 reviews
A new student from American comes to Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2001
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Truth or Underwear? reviews
A harmless game proves to be a lot more fun than the trio had ever expected. Beware of twisted knickers, Parselmouths, and Weasleys gone Commando. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2003
The Real Draco Malfoy reviews
Parody of 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem. Hilarious- it's a must read if I do say so myself! R&R please! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
The Last Page reviews
This is my version of the final page of Book 7-- the trio at Platform 9 3/4 for the last time as students. Please R&R! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pimp's Penguin reviews
Ridiculous parody about a pimped out Harry before Hogwarts. Rated R because it should be. Just for sh!ts and giggles! R&R! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Harry P. - Complete