Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.Hello. You have reached the desk of Ilyssa. If you are looking for information on some of her super good fics, please press 1, now. if you are calling from a rotary phone, sucks for you!
1. Scroll down there you lazy bastard! There isn't much to say about any of them, except, I am really really bad with updating.
If you are looking for a story of mine and it isn't here, that's because I have removed it. Because it sucked. to either re-do it or it was just... an embarassment. (For those of you who have read my stuff and are now thinking 'In that case, she should get rid of Pimp's Penguin and Wired too.' well, too bad. I like those ones. For now.)
As far as ships go, I'm very traditional. R/Hr and H/G are my favourite, but I will often venture out into D/Hr. Which brings me to my next announcement (great segue, right?), I beta/coauthor the stories 'New Beginnings' by Fiery-chan (and me obviously) and I help with 'Shadows of Light' by Ardent Entity. They both left messages at the end of this Bio, actually (we know eachother's passwords, but I would not recommend this unless you really get to know the person first.) Go read them! Most D/Hr is really cheesey and OOC but these are actually good! (well, New Beginnings is a bit OOC, but it's also pretty funny...
Ok, that's all. I am just going to recommend some of my favourite stories now (pay no attention to the thing that is supposed to have my faves...). Sorry for pen-name misspellings!
This story is terribley hilarious. I actually laughed outloud on multiple occasion, and I usually don't. Read this, it will make the world seem a lot more funny (well, I think it will anway).
Back to the Beginning
She is an excellent author and a very nice person *cough*stupid bastards accused Ardent Entity of plagiarising from her which is so not true and she was very good about the whole ordeal. Goddam mother*uckers*cough*. Read this. I love it. It's such a well-written fic.
Harry Potter and Friends in Barney Land
This fic is so funny. I thought it was just going to be really dumb when I first read it, but I actually really really liked it. I helped out with chapter 5 (very nice author, though she does have an unusual amount of screen names...) and the whole story is just so great. It's a good way to spend 20 minutes.
I have so many new plot ideas, it's not even funny. I am going to eventually get them all on here. Until then, please REVIEW what I do have. I like feedback on my stuff.
That's all from me!
"It began like Romeo and Juliet, but ended in tragedy." -Milhouse (The Simpsons)
Fiery here to tell you to stop drooling over New Beginnings, it sux and we're over it. But, if you're really patient you may see some very interstings stories begin to appear under my account and maybe some for Lyssa too. Ok, so stop asking about NB, b/c we prob wont update it for another 5 years or so, so sit back and check out the stories on our fav lists b/c they all rock. Ok, ciao!
This is Ardent Entity!! Lyssa's also been beta reading my story which is called Shadows of Light!--Draco Malfoy had always hated that Harry Potter and his two best friends Ron Weasley (who was poorer than dirt) and Hermione Granger (who was simply a Muggle-born). That was why nobody would put it past him to feign injury in order to torture Hermione, the witty Mudblood, into doing his work for him. Endangering her life also sounded like the sort of thing he would do. But rescuing her? Just what exactly was he playing at?
It's actually not a bad fic!! And review Lyssa's stories because they are so great!
LyssaQuill is an amazing author and a great beta reader. I recommend her fics because they are creative and entertaining at least!
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