Hobbit-eyes
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Joined 01-20-03, id: 329067
Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Fairy Tales, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Homer, and X-overs.

Whoa. I haven't been here in AGES.

Hello, one and all. I still exist. My name's Katie, I'm 18, and now I'm a Big Damn University Student. I'm studying Classics at Durham University - possibly the single most pointless degree there is. I hear boxes are very comfy to live in with the right amount of padding.

I used to live on Livejournal, but I then started writing original stories. Now I've stepped away even further and got into LARP - Live Action Role Play - where basically I get to live as a character, which sorts out my need for escapism leik woah.

So why am I updating this now? Well, who knows, maybe one day I'll come back and write something on here. I've gotten into the habit of writing Doctor Who one-shots, but then get ashamed of them and never post them. I also still have parody bunnies hopping around my head, so maybe one day I'll kickstart Fandom Wars.

So have a look round my stories, enjoy, and if you feel so inclined tell me in a review to get my ass in gear and start writing again. Because I feel I should.

Oh, and I know 'The Second Hope/ It all comes down to Choice/ A Prophecy Fulfilled' is a Mary-Sue. I've gone through the shame and out the other side. I still like reading the reviews because, frankly, my self-esteem needs the compliments.

Keep smilin', folks!

~ Hobbit-eyes, the Prodigal Ficcer

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A Magical Journey by msnorris12000 reviews
A fic about Lily and James plus the evolution of the Marauders. Spanning all seven of their years at Hogwarts. Mysterious and sinister events happen first year that lead to Lily's cold shoulder toward James. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 322,701 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/5/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Perfectly Normal Harry Potter Fic by Alias III reviews
Just another run-of-the-mill HP fic. Sirius is free, Ron's the Quidditch team captain, Hermione is devestatingly beautiful, Mary-Sue is Harry's sister, and they have to get the One Ring to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Harry P.
Book the 3rd and a half: The Frightful Forest by Danieli reviews
[Now complete!] To be depressed, or not to be depressed that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to cry in ones room while reading sad stories, or to sit comfortably reading pleasant books...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,051 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Cold Wind by White Wolf1 reviews
Aragorn joins forces with a mysterious stranger, who is tracking a rogue elf he says is possessed by an ancient evil. The elf turns out to be Legolas. Can Aragorn destroy the evil without killing his friend? Or will Legolas kill him first?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,904 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Aisshe reviews
A Miss Cam-authorized OFUM spin-off. Prepare to be welcomed by a sword-fighting mouse and grouchy Marshwiggle, and to meet the acquaintance of the minis! Complete with learning through pain, and a multi-tasking course coordinator.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
The Return of the King MovieSummary by Linwe Took reviews
A hilarious summary of the last LOTR movie!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
Black Mountain by White Wolf1 reviews
No one in the history of Middle-earth has ever returned from mysterious Black Mountain. Now the mountain, silent for centuries, appears to be waking up, and Aragorn thinks it's time that he and Legolas go there to investigate. The twins join them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,163 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir - Complete
The Heir of Voldemort by Armelle-Madeline reviews
AU - instead of taking Harry to his relatives, Riddle, Minister for Magic, adopts the boy, Voldemort taking on an heir. When Harry attends Hogwarts, the truth of his parentage comes out, both who Riddle really is and who the Potters were
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
SWAT: Sue Warning and Termination by GreyGryph reviews
S.W.A.T. is a society created to serve one purpose: to rid the canon worlds of fiction of the ultimate evil: Mary-Sues. Characters needed to fill spaces. See inside for details.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Wrong Path by White Wolf1 reviews
After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,887 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Rebellion by Diamond of Long Cleeve747 reviews
The Fellowship has started a rebellion. Against what, you might ask? The revolt against the terror all handsome male characters fear the most...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Legolas
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
The Matrix: Screwed by Marn-Blunderhorn reviews
Yet another Matrix parody . . . SIGH, but I but in the stuff the others left! Chapter 4 is even funnier and more mature than you'd ever have deemed possible!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 5/17/2003
The Consequences of Following a Talking Ferret by I heart pie reviews
A parody of the first Matrix film. Chapter 14 is up! Thus ends the sad tale of the Aflac duck. And Mouse. OOC! IT'S HUMOR! PG-13 for language and stuff.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,338 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
The Matrix : A Parody by RangerGirl reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. This is a parody of The Matrix. ^_~
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Xavier Fanfiction Institute by Michelle Solo reviews
Chapter Edit and Author's Note Only! XFI, a Fanfiction University for the mutant world, is now open for instruction. The marvelous mutants (both good and bad) will teach writers the proper way of mutant fanfiction... or go insane trying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
The Munted Matrix by Two Bored Idiots reviews
PG-13 just to be on the safe side. A really random fic that we did just because we were bored. Warning - Contains exesive amounts of bunny Rabbits! CHAPTER 2 FINALLY UP!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
Dude, Where's My Spoon? by M4K0 reviews
It’s…it’s…AN UPDATE!!! *choirs of Neo TV-Heads sing HALLELUIAH!* But just when you thought it was gonna be a stonking big chapter like the car chase,…it isn’t. Instead, I give you a Side-dish the like of which you've never seen here before!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,667 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
There's no place like home by Forest Elfin reviews
COMP Sequel to AT. As Kelly, Chrissie and Fred fight to save the Fellowship, they must face their demons, both inside and out. DuinShiel has to make a hard choice and the return of an old tormenter rocks the boat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,186 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Outtakes by Whiskers on kittens reviews
Read and enjoy (that's not an option, you have to). CHAPTER 5 IS UP!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Neo, Trinity
The Matrix Reconstituted by Bohemian Rabbit reviews
A strange fusion that happened to stray into my mind. The Matrix meets Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...I am not making any promises about quality.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Fowl Fanfiction Boarding School by Trisyl reviews
FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Corny Romance by The Potterettes reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a force darker than evil threatened Star Wars fans worldwide. It was the corny romance, and could be fatal. The answer? A hunky Obi-Wan, a seriously cynical Padme, and an Anakin who can't spell his name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
Matrix Outtakes by Kathleen1 reviews
What happened behind the scenes. Haven't been able to think of any more... three will be up in a bit though, i hope...
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Fandom Wars reviews
The Narrative Existence Research Department, NERD, review is approaching, and competition is fierce. As the conflict grows deeper, it seems that the various Fanverses will resort to any means to destroy each others' chances...
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,492 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005
Angel's Wings reviews
Fanfiction is a chance for one to write good stories based on an already existing plotline. Sadly, the fanfiction you are about to read is NOT a good story. Well, come on, it involves a girl called Princess Angellissima Skywalker. Still want to read it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
A Prophecy Fulfilled reviews
The end of the Matrix is coming. Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Asha and Falcon still try desperately to find out a way to free everyone in the Matrix before this happens, but the return of an old enemy brings danger to the crew – as if they didn’t have enou
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004
The Secret Diary of Aragorn reviews
Aragorn looks as though he's in control throughout the adventure... but what was really going on inside his head?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
A Lord of the Rings Fanfiction reviews
A LOTR fanfiction is being written. The characters are at the mercy of an author. What will she do to them? How will they escape? Will Gimli ever be anything other than comic relief?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2004
The Lord of the Lord of the Rings reviews
Ever get deja vu? Sauron has returned as a strange entity, calling itself Maia-Sau, and history has suddenly swung back to before the quest. And some strange girls are turning up in Middle-earth... not to mention a gold ring...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
Not all Treasure is Silver and Gold reviews
Jack, Will and Elizabeth are off on another adventure, but this one could be the hardest yet. The pirates they're against are different from most - for one thing, THEY'RE NOT CURSED! (dramatic chord) And what have bead fairies got to do with it?...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,932 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004
Ally Rotter and the Philospher's Phone reviews
Guess what? It's another parody of Harry Potter. But give it a try, it'll make you laugh at least once. Don't judge a fic by its summary. Oh come on, it's funny, I promise! Where are you going? (hears nothing but chirping crickets) Hello?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
The Secret Diary of the One Ring reviews
What if the One Ring had kept a diary?. . . It probably wouldn't have been as strange as this. The Lord of the Rings, from the point of view of the One Ring, who is revealed to be sarcastic, and feels unappreciated and misused. Chapter 3 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
The Secret Diary of Agent Smith reviews
So the diaries of Agent Smith are back again. Some cheer, some mutter angrily 'Oh no, doesn't she ever STOP' But whatever. Ever wondered what goes on inside that massive forehead? Probably not this. No slash, just my usual strangeness.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
Waiting for Troy reviews
News reaches Troy that the film has been released. How will all of the characters react when they discover that they are to be portrayed on the big screen - and the fanfictions that will undoubtedly follow?
Homer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2004
It all comes down to Choice reviews
The sequel to 'The Second Hope! Asha has been on the crew for a month now, and things are getting more complicated. She discovers that things are happening in the Matrix, but who can she go to for help? Not a Mary-Sue, I promise! Chapter 14 up!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,290 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003
The Lord of the Things The Two Glowers reviews
YES! ITS BACK! The sequel to the Fellowship of the Thing. Ferry and Alippin have been captured by urks, Jam and Clodo are heading for Bordor, Legless and Giblet are fighting, and Begorn is, um, fine. Chapter 6 up (sorry it's taken so long!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003
Ring Trekkin' reviews
Alternate version of this old song 'Star Trekkin', but should be funny even if you haven't heard the original! (walks off humming old version)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Search for the Big Pink albeit Cursed Diamond reviews
It's the day after the end of Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jack has sailed off, and Will and Elizabeth are engaged. But when Elizabeth's childhood rival also gets engaged, he discovers just how demanding she can be... Time for a new adventure!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,471 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 8/28/2003
The Second Hope reviews
EDIT: In hindsight, this is a MarySue. Neo was the first hope, but there is another. One problem the Matrix is her favourite film. On second thoughts, how come I didn't guess just from the summary?
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
Was Humpty Pushed? reviews
Shock hits Fairytale Land as Humpty is found dead. . . but how did he fall off the wall? This is very random, but please R+R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2003
Lord of the Things The Fellowship of the Thing reviews
The Dark Lord Moron is set to conquer the world and *durn durn durn* make them do history for GCSE! Only one person can stop her... Clodo, Jam, Ferry and Alippin, who set out 2 Bordor to destroy the Thing of Power! Please R+R! Dear Legolas, its finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,411 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003