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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

The Parable of the Dark Lord

“My Lord, I’ve got it!”

“Got what?” asked the Dark Lord without looking up from his work.

“The Sword of Light! The one that can kill you.”

“Oh, that one…Well, put it on that shelf over there.”

The hunchbacked dwarf shoved the package he had brought onto the shelf and settled at his master’s feet.

“The night of the Great Confrontation is in two days’ time,” he remarked in a seemingly casual way.

“So?” the Dark Lord shrugged indifferently.

“The sacrifice, my Lord,” the dwarf reminded. “She still has to be found.”

“Nobody has to be found,” said the Dark Lord with a dismissive wave of his hand and put aside another peeled potatoe.

“But the ritual…”

“There will be no ritual!” said the Dark Lord with a stern frown. “It’s about time you got used to it…”

The dwarf puffed up.

“My Lord! You’ve been living in the middle of nowhere for a year and a half! You breed geese and grow cabbage, while you could rule the world by the right of the strong! Where are your Legions of Death? Where are the crowds of faithful servants? The palaces, the dungeons, the rows of gallows – where is all that? Great conquests, heinous deeds – everything has gone down the drain. Look: Light and Good triumph everywhere, even children are not afraid to walk the streets at night. How can you tolerate that, my Lord?”

“I have already explained to you,” replied the Dark Lord. “Good always wins, evil always loses. There is no point starting a doomed enterprise, spending effort and resources when there is not the slightest chance of success. And I like winning, you know. Never otherwise!”

“But how, my Lord? While you are languishing here in oblivion, the Light is gaining strength…”

“Exactly!” said the Dark Lord, raising his finger. “Gaining strength! And what is it going to do with that strength? What is it going to apply it to?”

He took another potato and started peeling it calmly.

“What will Good do when it discovers it has no one to fight? Me, I’m here, sitting in place, not reminding of myself in any way. And the others are nothing but midgets, a piece of cake for any light hero. And what then? The monsters will run out, but the teeth will remain. All thirty-two of them. And who will they bite then?”

The peeled potato plopped into the saucepan. The Dark Lord took an onion and began whittling it.

“Give it three or four months, and Good will go mad with idleness. The light knights will return to their estates and begin managing them, and that is not something everyone can do. There will be territorial disputes, and quarreling, and infighting, and raised taxes. The priests will remember their monasteries, they will get together for disputes, argue until their throats get sore and their faces punched, until they are divided into various schools and factions like so many times before. I’m not even speaking about the wizards. Elves, humans and dwarves will remember their ancient racial prejudices, stir up old grudges and cause many new ones. The fighters who only know how to fight will soon become robbers as one…The thieves…well, they have always been people without conscience. And the struggle for power? Just look at all the fighting that is going on around the throne even now! And all that without any involvement on my part, mind you. It is exclusively owing to the peculiarities of the human nature…Do you remember if I salted the soup?”

“Not that I saw.”

The Dark Lord salted his brew, tasted it and added some more salt.

“Knowing how to rule and knowing how to fight one’s way to the top are two different talents. And they very rarely go together. Which means that eventually some very prehensile and cunning person will come to power, someone who will be able to dominate everyone else by bribes, blackmail and sometimes direct threats. And the thing he will care about most will be his own well-being – otherwise he wouldn’t make it to the top. And then…”

He fell silent and smiled wistfully, stirring the soup.

“And then what?” blurted out the dwarf.

“Nothing. I’ll wait for three or four years until total ruin arrives and the people can take it no more. And then I shall take the Sword of Light, mount our black steed, if he hasn’t kicked the bucket by then, and ride across the country doing heroic deeds left, right and center. Until the triumphant end. Because,” he allowed himself a brief gloating smirk, “good always wins.”

Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!

- Oscar Wilde

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Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 588,934 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,005,478 - Reviews: 3195 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 4,644 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 3,612 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 229,156 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 5,377 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boy Who Could Not Die by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/13 - Harry P., Ginny W.
That sounds like work by flabbyknight reviews
This is not what Taylor signed up for.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/10 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,333 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/17 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 576,220 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Falling In: America's Trial by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
One-shot, slightly AU during Civil War. A young street girl is called to testify at Steve Roger's trial in the wake of the Super Registration Act. She has a very negative opinion of the people trying to imprison their greatest hero, and proceeds to tell all the gullible citizens exactly how she feels. T for pre-teen swearing.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16 - Complete
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,247 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/6/2012
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 5,115 - Follows: 5,635 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Support by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
AU, oneshot. After Odin's earth-shattering revelation, Loki flees down to Midgard in a desperate attempt to clear his head...or get drunk away from his mother's watchful eye. However, he ends up meeting a young woman who sees things differently then he's used to - and sees something in him other then a monster. Loki/OC fluff, T for swearing and alcohol
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29 - Loki, OC - Complete
Seireitei on Strike by RedRosa1 reviews
It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Mass Effect: The Saltorian War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,969 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tender Hands and Unwavering Spirit by valexander25 reviews
Failing the exam for a second time, Naruto meets a strange old man who wishes to teach him the way of the samurai. However, this opportunity comes with a price. His dream to become Hokage. AU and OCs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,993 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,263 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
Village Hidden in the Bay by WraithRune reviews
She was destined to be the saviour of her world. She was the fated antihero, coming into power on Jan 2011. Yet webs of fate could be altered. Realities away, a forbidden technique was used, and the web of destiny… was shattered.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,182 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 347 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Hashirama S., Skitter
The Watchman by MadHat886 reviews
Rorschach wasn't killed but was teleported to another world. Now how will the crimefighters of that world will take to his ways of dealing with villains? DC/Watchmen crossover
Crossover - Justice League & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 90 - Words: 222,288 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Walter K./Rorschach
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,026 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 6,877 - Follows: 7,158 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5167 - Favs: 6,573 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 149,154 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3827 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4319 - Favs: 6,115 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 7 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6667 - Favs: 5,693 - Follows: 4,574 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Ninth Fist by Agurra of the Darkness reviews
Betrayed by the people he vowed to protect Naruto finds himself in a new world with new skills. Searching for a purpose and people who accept him Naruto joins the Infamous Ragnarock, thus leading to the birth of the Ninth Fist.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,060 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Renka M.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 5,054 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Man who Lived, and Left by ManMadeofLasers reviews
After the death of Voldemort and everything he suffered to get there, Harry finds what he actually wants to do with his life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8130 - Favs: 13,337 - Follows: 10,147 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 5,760 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Social Media by Lucillia reviews
If most of the bad guys on the A-Team tried pulling crap like they did on the show today...
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hannibal
Straw Man by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 710 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Winds of Change by cywscross reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Ichigo's family is dead (in Soul Society; a meagre comfort), his powers are sealed (courtesy of Central 46), and when Ichigo finally passes on himself (too young and too old at the same time), it's without an ounce of faith in the organization he once fought alongside. Luckily, Soul Society is huge. Not so luckily, certain people find him anyway.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ichigo K.
Naruto: The Reckoning by Vaanarash reviews
A single moment's hesitation during the Kyuubi attack has unforeseeable consequences. Now as the world rushes towards war, a new order begins its rise. Everything will change. Everything has changed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,304 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U.
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 323 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 626 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 475 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Raison d'Être by cywscross reviews
A few weeks after Reborn arrives in Namimori and Tsuna's life is turned upside-down, a young man with ancient eyes and an easygoing smile wanders into town as well. And all of a sudden, everything changes, another path is laid out, and what little sense left in Tsuna's world promptly flies out the proverbial window.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,816 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Vongola 10th Generation
Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Logic by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Contract Declined by Luan Mao reviews
The first offer is just a negotiating ploy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Emerald Flight Book One: Union by megamatt09 reviews
Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara, expanded in future books. Blood Brandy's Vegas Wedding Challenge used as a starting point. Part One in a Trilogy. Extended summary prior to Chapter One.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 247,052 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Complete
From the Shadows by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,194 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Chattel by Luan Mao reviews
Never a good deed shall go unpunished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Switch by Gree reviews
A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - The Emperor
Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Happily Ever After? by muggledad reviews
An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 247 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legacy by Nightrobin05 reviews
Though we may fall, our legacy's live on and through them our spirit thrives. A change of plans from Vernon changes a young boys fate, and the fate of those around him. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., J. Blake - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5384 - Favs: 5,578 - Follows: 6,321 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Akatsuchi's Lament by Lucillia reviews
He was Akatsuchi, a loyal Iwa ninja and the Tsuchikage's bodyguard, and he had absolutely nothing to do with the Akatsuki dammit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akatsuchi - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Victory Beard by ColossusProblematic reviews
Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2012
What Are You Doing? by ZeroZangetsu reviews
Obito after releasing the Nine-Tails goes to stop his old sensei from using the Dead Demon Consuming Seal and despite the inconsistencies Obito points out, Minato still thinks he is Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Minato N.
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid, and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Liberation by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
A short story for those still disgruntled over the canon endings. This is how it should have ended
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Shepard (M)
Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost by Corwalch reviews
This is another "how it might have gone" type story. What if after the event where Sirius betrayed Moony to Snape nearly getting Snape killed, the Maurders all swore an oath not to ever betray each other ever again and to protect their very unusual pack. What if that oath had been called due in the Shrieking Shack. What will Magic do to the traitor? Possible OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Another Sad Statistic by Lucillia reviews
Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Guilty God by NeonZangetsu reviews
A god is righteous. A god is just. A god delivers punishment upon those who have sinned. Yes, that is what I am. The title of "God" belongs to me, and me alone. And those that have wronged this god...shall be punished. NarutoxHarem! Dark! Lemons! X-over!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Naruto U.
The Confederate by Toasterman reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens on the Normandy by Hyliian reviews
A series of one-shots taking place in the "Consuming Direct Control" universe between Alex and various members of the crew. Set during various points of the ME2 timeline, before the final mission.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Naruto: An Alternate Path by Belcris reviews
What if Naruto could not forgive the lies he had been told? What would the world be like if he turned his back on those that lied to him? Better yet, what would he do afterwards? One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter's Vegas Vacation by Blood Brandy reviews
It was supposed to be just a fun Vacation. But then he woke up with a horrible hangover. What happened? Where is he? Why does he remember seeing Elvis, and who is this girl saying she's his wife? Challenge fic from my own challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Raven
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Return to Konoha by JackOfBladesX reviews
Two years ago, to escape a neglectful family and unfair prejudices, Naruto ranaway from his Konoha. Now, after a careless mistake, he's found by Jiraiya and is being taken back to the home he hoped to never see again. It's as they say, no good deed goes unpunished. Probable oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 551 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
History's Greatest Master Black by reptilia28 reviews
After being displaced by another one of the Professor and Henchgirl's experiments, Harry Potter - also known as Mr. Black - finds himself at Ryozanpaku Dojo, where he meets a familiar face. Based on Rorschach's Blot's Make a Wish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Hayato F. - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 534 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 853 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
ProtoNaruto by Soulblazer87 reviews
After a viscious beating Naruto is reborn, more powerful, less human but no less humane. God-like Naruto, NarutoxPrototype x-over, Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 152,082 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 297 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
This One by Hyliian reviews
Incredibly short one-shot. To consume or not to consume... that is the question. Not at all serious. Featuring the Alex from "Consuming Direct Control."
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 6,163 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reverse the Pendulum by adrien skywalker reviews
Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3481 - Favs: 8,010 - Follows: 8,123 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Power of Revenge by Psudocode Samurai reviews
He lost her in wave, then he lost them a month later, only to later be struck down by his brother and be banished. That wouldn't stop him, nothing would. He would find the bastard, and kill him. "Orochimaru...I'll never stop...NEVER!" One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Avoidance by Lucillia reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tekka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Setting the Record Straight by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
After the war Harry set about making sure that all those who suffered at the hands of Voldemort are remembered in some way, including the muggles. He starts with one of the greatest injustices: the murder of the riddles and the man framed for that murder. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Harry P., Frank B. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Petrified by HermiHugs reviews
My name is Hermione Potter and this is the story of how I with my husband Harry Potter fled our native country Britain and settled in United States of America, to find acceptance, equality and some peace. One Shot, set after second year Basilisk incident
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 166 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Memoirs by Paladeus reviews
Memoirs and hidden journal entries of various Naruto cast members. A series of one-shots meant for humor while following a certain theme. No real ships, but hints at various ones for each 'installment'. This is purely for humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Naruto U.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Prophecy Fulfilled by HermiHugs reviews
Dumbledore's thought that the only way to remove the horcrux in Harry Potter was to get him killed by Voldemort. But what if Harry did not have a horcrux in him and Voldemort does cast the killing curse on him? Character deaths. Starts after fifth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,848 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Needs of the Many by the dork knight reviews
The war is pretty much over for the light, and Harry has one last idea to make sure that they, and everyone that has died, wins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Why I would like to be a Sith by lord of the land of fire reviews
A short list of the advantages of being a Sith Lord
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
The Virgin Father by HermiHugs reviews
One Shot. 53 year old Harry Potter finds himself as a magical father to Hermione's daughter while still being a virgin. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 250 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 194 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter: An Education by Soxman reviews
"What is the most resilient parasite? An idea." On the whims of an idea, Harry Potter's world is forever changed. Thinking outside the box can lead into dangerous territory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,293 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The State of Play by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
What was Aizen thinking as he was sentenced by the Council ? Speculation based on recent chapters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 387 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Blind by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
Itachi looks back on his life as he leaves the Uchiha compound, for the last time. Based on Aishuu's Reluctant Kage series. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Speak Softly, Love by Silens Cursor reviews
Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Antonin D. - Complete
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
A Breath And A Moment by Soulblazer87 reviews
Parallel to MistressWinowyll's Get What You Wanted. When Gin arrives, he isn't a horndog and he gives Moka a choice. How would this choice unfold in a myriad futures? Read and select their future, and through them perhaps your own.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,424 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 372 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Naruto: Mob Doctor, Addict, Suicidal by The First-Born reviews
Framed and sent to prison, Naruto is banned from ninja duty and finds that he has nothing to live for. Studing medical books in prison, he starts helping the unlawful side while developing an addiction to painkillers. SuicidalNaruto Drug and alchol abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Knows by DoctorDan reviews
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Harry knows. Dumbledore dropped Harry off on the Dursley's doorstep, but Doctor Johnathan Crane was watching. Just a series of drabbles about a truly Evil Harry. HHr pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Deal with the Devil by JackOfBladesX reviews
Forced into a situation that he finds unreasonable leaves Naruto with no one to turn to. He Finds no salvation in heaven, and is bound by the laws of Man. So Naruto turns to the Devil of Konoha in order to protect himself. What will happen? AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 200 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Turning Point by Hexadecimal666 reviews
What will finally drive Harry to the killing edge? No relationships, One-off and SHORT .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hokage Way by Larry Huss reviews
Amended and Expanded version of "The right way..." Itachi sees how the Hokage rules Konoha. A "Philosophy" story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hiruzen S., Itachi U. - Complete
The Mysterious Disappearance of Uzumaki Naruto by Syroc reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. Naruto vanishes without a trace one day. Sakura asks Sasuke to look for him. What follows is something that nobody could expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Vacuum by Vaanarash reviews
They say Nature abhors a vacuum. Just how true it that? Just an idea that's been floating around my head. I may or may not attempt to make a story out of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,207 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 436 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 1,761 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Lynchpin by demonicnargles reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a critical mistake, thus thwarting Akatsuki once and for all. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 468 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 294 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Teufel1987 reviews
Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 425 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stain by LT2000 reviews
Bereft of acknowledgement, bereft of friendship. Uzumaki Naruto treads alone down a dark and desperate road, and has no intention of ever looking back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,225 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Right Way, The Wrong Way and the Hokage Way by Larry Huss reviews
In the same setting as Philosophy of a Ninja. The Hokage must not only be a superior ninja, a certain degree of political ruthlessness is also part of the job description. Sometimes good isn't forgiving. And even the mad may have their mercies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Hiruzen S., Itachi U. - Complete
Philosophy of a Ninja by Larry Huss reviews
An alternate take on Naruto and Neji in the Arena of at the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,351 - Follows: 6,510 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Law Lesson 201B Age Does Matter by Corwalch reviews
HP/Highlander Drabble. Harry is defended by none other than Methos at his under-aged magic hearing before his fifth year and Fudge and the Wizengamot learns a few things about the law they didn't know.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 272 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Methos, Harry P. - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
to see the world in a grain of sand by deews reviews
Set immediately after the events of the movie. / "You should know that I have the keys to your sleeping chamber and that you are teaching me how to kill people," Tamina reminds him dryly. "So watch who you're calling cheater." Dastan/Tamina.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Snakes and Fools by TwinTrouble reviews
Snakes and fools. Throughout history, how easily they intertwine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 391 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14330 - Favs: 7,455 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Project M by Water Mage reviews
After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2964 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 311 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
When Belief Shapes Reality by Persnikitty reviews
Left for archival reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,407 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 492 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 7,096 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ron's Revenge by cap red reviews
When Harry is betrayed by someone he loved, it is Ron who deals with the one who did it. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
The Immortal Yakuza by The First-Born reviews
Three years after being disowned by his family for being arrested, Keitaro is living a life of crime as a hacker, forger, and dealer when a sudden letter from Hina opens a door leading to being reunited with his family or sweet revenge. Yakuza-Keitaro
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Keitaro U.
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Consequences by arun2110 reviews
As Paris was to Troy, so was Sully to the Na'vi with his thoughtless actions, which have very dark consequences.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
This Is The End by EarlyLearningCentre reviews
AU Oneshot. The Death Eaters thought muggles were simple animals. Dumbledore treated them like bumbling children. None of them understood that muggles didn’t need magic, that they had science and that muggle science beat wizard magic. Every time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Knock on the Door by Lady Salazar reviews
Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ron W., Salazar S. - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fathers by nooziewoozie reviews
Naruto has had many fathers over the years. --Naruto on the father-figures in his life. Not particularly happy. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Would Do Anything by lord of the land of fire reviews
What one girl would do to be with the one she loves. Tsu X Kur
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Tsukune A., Kurumu K. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hatching by Larry Huss reviews
Harry Potter had many possibilities open to him, so did the other characters. Draco learns about the old Norse proverb: "Bare is back, without Brother behind it." And after all, Lucius had originally wanted Draco at a school other than Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Archangels by bluminous8 reviews
AU HP/BTVS Harry Potter unexpectedly dies at the end of the last battle, but he dons a familiar role in the afterlife: A champion for the Light.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P. - Complete
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
I’ll Be Seeing You Soon by lord of the land of fire reviews
Some times the guilty will be punished, even if that punishment must be delayed. Sequel to the story, 'I Would Do Anything.'
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Dumbles gets caught by Aealket reviews
Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 748 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 8,265 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
How Many by EroSlackerMicha reviews
How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 212 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
No Words Describe by Serpentseeker reviews
Tsunade never wanted to have children. She's well into her fifties when she realises that she's become a mother after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
A Princely Sum by DukeBrymin reviews
Set in the same universe as Like a Queen. During Christmas of Harry's sixth year, the Twins give Harry a lesson on Wizarding Copyright Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Path by d'ihshtri reviews
Want to know how could have ended NAGATO's and NARUTO's conversation? Read THIS!One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Nagato - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Chuck versus the Bunker by timewalker05 reviews
A stupid little one-shot. AU following Chuck's extraction in Chuck versus the Marlin. What if Lizzie didn't show and Chuck was sent to the bunker by Beckman and Graham?
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Chuck B., Ellie B. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 168 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Regrets and Consequences by Sneaky-fox reviews
A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 523 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The First Law of the Mithlantil by EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Broken Mirror by Case13 reviews
A broken mirror sometimes reflects more than any other. A bit theatrical, somewhat ironic, maybe strange at points. Aizen Sousuke, a little differently.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Steps Far From Paradise by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 289 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 903 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hunter by demonicnargles reviews
Betrayed, Naruto becomes the Hunter, a merciless phantom who lives in the forest, killing indiscriminately. But in the end, he finds that he can't stay angry, even at those who drove him away to begin with. Dark. Violent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 475 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Promise Kept by Lady Salazar reviews
The Dursleys learn that Harry Potter keeps his promises, and Bellatrix learns that perhaps she has more to fear than the Dark Lord's disfavor. PostHBP. Rated for safety. Now with follow up, not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,064 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 470 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Project: Hokage by DhampyrX2 reviews
Sometimes you learn it's not a good thing when all you dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet Indeed by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter blames Severus Snape for Sirius' death. What will he do about it? Warnings: OOC behavior and darkish Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 668 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Traveler in Black meets Harry Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 428 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 253 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 412 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 743 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 290 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Value of Teamwork by The-Caitiff reviews
Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Ginny's Potion Woes by The-Caitiff reviews
Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lamb of Sacrifice by Lady Salazar reviews
Oneshot. He loved them, and he'd fight for them to the bitter end. But both he and Ron agreed, being killed by them was a bit much, when Dumbledore decides the Prophecy means that Harry's death will mean Voldemort's as well. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Mr Black and the Demoness by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9737 - Favs: 12,813 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 180 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater by The-Caitiff reviews
Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 619 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
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Psionic Naruto reviews
What if it was the Yin chakra of the Kyuubi that was sealed into Naruto in place of the Yang? What if he obtained a new power because of this. Smart!Intelligent!Strong! but not godlike Naruto. Rated M for swearing and dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U.
Shattering Void reviews
What were the consequences of Harry Potter being hit by the killing curse and surviving? Powerful Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Harry P.