Eric The Lazy Genius
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Joined 09-27-11, id: 3291585, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
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I am just a normal person who loves to read and write stories (except yaoi and yuri)


If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87, Eric the Lazy Genius


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87, Eric the Lazy Genius


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile


1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" 7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 8) Dont use any punctuation 9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
. 10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer. 11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 12) Sing along at the opera. 13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
. 14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
. 15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. 16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!" 18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!" 19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.


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Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,375 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 5,622 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,152 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 7,049 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hogwarts Rejection Letters by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A folded parchment written in green ink appears, sealed by a wax coat of arms depicting a lion, a badger, a raven, and a snake. It reads, "Dear Mister Potter..." However, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry receives a rejection letter in reply. Each invitation is responded with ratings in range of Teen to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,723 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Harry P.
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,432 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Yankee Harry Dandy by Quicksilver2011 reviews
The Dursleys didn't want Harry and sent him to an orphanage in America. He's quickly adopted by a pair of Squibs and raised in a relatively normal American home. How will he adjust to life at Hogwarts and a strange destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Thanks to a Snake by lucky14now reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,711 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Prince of Slytherin by Lord Cartwright reviews
This is the rewritten and revamped story, to be the best. in this story, Harry is in Slytherin, is more colder and a lot more similar to Lord Voldemort than ever before. Will he fight for the Light, The Dark or himself and his own side? Harry will be with other girls but will eventually end up with Daphne Greengrass and no it will not be a Harry/multi-wives/girlfriends story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
The Faintest Kiss by Assonant reviews
Soul: a part of humans spirits and morals. Dementors take this when they fully Kiss a victim. But what happens when someone isn't fully Kissed? Harry would find this dilemma of his worrying except he doesn't exactly care about right or wrong anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P.
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 4,996 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
iPayback by Mikradios reviews
My first fanfic! Freddie Benson, the bottom of the food chain, the man behind the scenes and always severely unappreciated. Then something snaps, he runs away, and plans his revenge on his tormentors, namely EVERYONE. How would he do so? Read and find out
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,251 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 4,976 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Animagi Fury by kevin1984 reviews
What if Harry had vanished before Albus could retrieve him and take him to the Dursley. How different would his life had been. Join Harry on his way to greatness without the abuse suffered. Daphne/Harry. Weasley bashing and Dumbledore bashing. (Planning re-write)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,904 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Devil's Handshake by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Locked up and confronted on a daily basis by that which he feared the most, Harry Potter served the rest of his mortal life as Dumbledore's Dark Lord destroyer...but somewhere along the line he became something more. GodHarry of the Death kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,577 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P.
The King by seraph orion black reviews
Harry Potter was executed thirty five years ago in a case of brutal multiple murders. No one knows why. But Alexander Potter, the boy-who-lived, knows something the others don't and he's finally decided to talk about it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,334 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Rise of the Forgotten Book One: The Lost Child by Neoalfa reviews
HIATUS - One prophecy, two children. One will rise to protect the Wizarding World, the other will bring its downfall, but who can tell which is which when the lines between light and darkness become blurry? Wrong BWL, Manipulative Harry, Harem. STRONG THEMES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,190 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 7,531 - Follows: 7,685 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Deadlast by FreshNerd reviews
During the sealing Naruto gains a power that changes him constantly. The laziest Naruto you'll find and the worst dead last in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,678 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter's List of Things to Do When Kidnapped by Animal Arithmetic reviews
Harry Potter is tired of being kidnapped. So, he plans to do something about it. Mostly crack. Short one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Unchosen by Neoalfa reviews
Being the eldest brother to the Boy-Who lived can be a major hassle, especially if you are trying not be be just that. This is the story of those who hadn't been picked up by Fate. This is a story about defiance. This is the story of the Unchosen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Secrets of the Uzumaki: The Power of the Mind reviews
The Uzumaki were feared for more than their skills with sealing. Naruto, the lone Uzumaki, finally learns of his clans feared abilities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U.