Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, Supernatural, Hunger Games, and Ruby Red/Rubinrot Trilogy.
NOTE: I don't know if anybody's noticed, but I decided to delete all of my stories because I just wasn't updating them. But (if anybody cares) I'm going to work on some new ones and just put them on here when they are complete. So, it might be a while. Sorry if you actually liked my stories, but you could have reviewed or something.
Hey. Hi. So, I was author Kitten1762, but I changed it to TheAngelsHaveTheFandoms, which is also my tumblr URL. Follow me! I have a fabulous time writing stories on here. I get that warm fuzzy feeling when someone reviews, follows me, whatever. I just love it. So, I'm sorry if I'm not very good at putting my stories up at regular intervals. I usually have some homework, and it's kind of crazy. So, hopefully I will find some time.
Oh, also, I am also trying to write a book. Hopefully that turns out as well :P
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Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The StateMental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
The Sunday School Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook.
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 56, Paragraph 6, (adding this myself) And sentence 5. What is it?
The point of Gabriels blade rested an inch from Cyril's throat.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The newz about the Hunger Games
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Um, not that long ago and that was to go to the park
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Somebody else's profile, where I found this and copied it.
9. What are you wearing?
Shorts, undershirt, t-shirt, stuff...
10. Did you dream last night?
No, I don't think I did. If I did, I can't remember it.
11. When did you last laugh?
Idk. My friends or something I said
12. What is on the walls of the room your in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
13 Going on 30
16. If you became a millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A car and MORE BOOKS :D
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Your not even a person. You don't know anything. I can TELL you anything and you wouldn't know it already
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
CAPTURE KONY! and feed starving people all over the world and stuff
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but I can't.
20. George Bush:
Thats not a question. I'm moving on
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lara. Spelled just like that too
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Jesizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Lime Green Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Karen 8th Avenue (That really sucks)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Drajefre
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Aqua Pop
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings (or cousin if only child) first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eakruhn ( I got to choose between my 6 siblings. I'm also the youngest... ): )
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Karen (Kinda sucks since its also my middle name)
Weird notes and warnings on things:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Well when else would I use it?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No! Really?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts" (Who wrote this?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Wait to crush the kid's dream!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Good advice)
"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you, or when Thresh smashes your head with one..."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
When life gives you lemons...
1. Chuck 'em at Octavian!
2. Make grape juice!
3. Put the juice in your eyes and run around screaming!
4. Put them under a chair cushion and wait for someone to sit on it!
5. Lick it!
6. Act as if it's an interesting specimen!
7. Put them in the freezer and eat them while they are frozen!
8. See if you could make them stay afloat in the water with your awesome demigod powers!
9. Make lemon people!
11. Freak out and call life a stalker
11. I don't know, get away from me!
How To Come Up With Your Hunger Games Name:
Step 1: Write down the first syllable of your middle name. If your middle name is only one syllable, then just write down your whole middle name: Kar
Step 2: Write down your favorite kind of plant: Lily
Step 3: If you're a female under the age of 20, write down the word met. If you're a female above the age of 20, write down the word niss. If you're a male of any age, write down the word petra: met
Step 4: Write down the first letter of your mother's maiden name: F
Step 5: Write down the first verb that pops into your mind: Fly (What? Im a Max Ride fan okay?)
Step 6: Put #1 and #3 together to form your first name. Karmet
Step 7: Use #4 as the first initial of your middle name. F.
Step 8: Put #5 and #2 together to form your last name: Flylily
My Result: Karmet F. Flylily
Put this on your profile if you had fun doing this, and I know you did.
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