G.Vongola.Primo.Generation02
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Joined 09-27-11, id: 3291915, Profile Updated: 11-20-12
Author has written 5 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Hello there fanfiction readers. If you're looking for a good storywriter you've come to the wrong place... Hehe

So about me: I'm an androgynous figure; although if you read my stuff you'll be sure to figure it out... I think. Anyways, My hair is brown and I'm oddly skinny. Underweight apparently. *shrugs* I'm an amount of years old... Not lying, just not telling the whole truth! And I'm a hardcore otaku... I love pretty much any type of anime, and for some reason shows that have sadistic directors/writers and lots of gut-wrenching character deaths are also loved... I must be a masochist... (SHERLOOOOCK! DOCTOOOOR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *disgusting sobbing*)

My favorite stories to write are adventure, romance, and crack. Lots and lots of crack!!!! I do get the idea for horror stories every now and then as well, I find those fun to write... They're usually gory... But yeah. I tend to either write super long stories that I procrastinate on forever... Or short little crappy oneshsots. I rarely post those... I do update... Sometimes... I'm more of a reader than a writer however, so don't expect the few stories I write to be any good. Oh well. Oh most of my stories will be AU by the way.

Parings I love: XS, B26, FV, 18D, 5701, 3387, 2796, 6959, 5666, 10051, G02, ADae, 79U, CLampo, LI, 9586/8695, 1120, 80W (Haha Just kidding... Or am I?) RLuce, 9904, 2377, 2759, R88, 10069, and... Yeah I THINK that's it... These are all from Khr. Read it, it's really good! I do love other pairings from other animes, but I'm too lazy to write them right now... Haha...

P.S. I write in UK english, which means that colour will be spelled as such, so on and so forth. Don't yell at me if things are spelled like that! =D

Stories I'm working on now:

'Blood of the strong'- Ok completely changed this. So now it's an AU fic, about three people who end up in a 'haunted mansion', because of gruesome murders that happened there years before. The three get the shit scared out of them, (by the murderers) and then other shit happens. (Because I don't want to tell you yet. Gotta read it...when I post it. Hehe.) Horror, twisted romance, (*cough* stockholm syndrome *cough*) sads, yaoi, character death, and gore. Rating: Possibly M? (I don't know what rating my gore will need...) Pairings: XS, 18D, B26, mentions of FV.

'Fix You' - Mammon (who is a guy...) is a well-known prostitute, famous for his high prices and flawless methods. The purple-haired beauty is known to be extremely greedy and uncaring as well, but when Fon comes along maybe he can change that... Rating: T (Or does prostitution count as M? PM me if you know please...) For suggestive themes and swearing, Pairing(s): FV for sure, most likely B26, 5666 and maybe a few others... We'll see... Songfic, based on the song '22 Acacia Avenue by Iron Maiden - It's awesome!! (Ignore the Coldplay reference in the title... I don't know...)

A couple oneshots will be popping up too... Gonna try and get two out for Halloween... The other TWO might be completed... Eventually.

O.k. So I got one out for Halloween! By completely neglecting my homework... *cries*

Yaoi fangirls, conquering the world one traumatized shounen fanboy at a time

The funny thing about this signature is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says: 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

I think a good product would be 'Baby Duck Hat.' It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

I don't pretend to have all the answers, I don't even pretend to know all the questions... Hey, where am I?

(on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency.

IT BE MICKEY!!!!!

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

There once was a time when everyone feared God and the Church reigned supreme... it was called the Dark Ages.

Black Sabbath BITCHES!

Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the ground, the turtles crawl out of the ponds and smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit. (seen next to a turtle pond on Paradise Island)

B2 Hamerschlag: We're the best freshman floor this year, and at the rate we're going, we'll be the best freshman floor next year, too.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Albert Einstein

A lecture is a process where information is passed from the notebook of the lecturer to the notebook of the student without necessarily passing through the minds of either.

I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers-Jack Handy.

i souport publik edekasion.

So many pedestrians, so little time! - Bumper sticker.

If you freeze to death and end up in hell... wouldn't you be really comfortable some point along the way?

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me when they realized I was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the girl too scared to tell anyone about my true love for my best friend

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: Love.

Hi and stuff! Obviously my friend has

absolutely no idea how to write a profile description so I shall make an attempt at it for her even if I suck just as much. Blood and Moonshadows to the rescue! (btw go read my stuff)

Fav color: Green and Black. (And silver, bloodred)

Fav band: You expect me to pick?!

Fav couplings: Sirius x Remus (Harry Potter) because they are so freaking amazing and apparently Knuckle/Asari (Katekyo Hitman Reborn), also Amu x Ikuto (Shugo Chara!) and Inuyasha x Kagome (InuYasha) and ADae and G02 and 79U and 2759 and... a shitload of others.

Biggest idiot: Hotori Tadase (Shugo Chara!) FUCK YEAH!

So by the way I seem to assume that my best friend who is straight is in love with my other best friend (that would be me) and has decided to promote that in her KHR story (watch out for the end and see if you can pick out the couple that randomly puts two characters that the story has nothing to do about together) (actually im just a HUGE fan of ADae. but tht 2 lmao!) WRITE MORE ADAE FANFICS OR I SWEAR I'LL KILL SOMEONE!!!!

So thats it until I decide you need to know something else about G. Later! _

Lmao Thanks!! -The actual owner of this account

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Savoir Faire by Imitation Angel reviews
Multiple pairings. Collection of ficlets - Please submit prompts/requests via review or PM, preferably ones that can be completed as a one-shot/ficlet. DISCONTINUED
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012
What is Happening ? by KIRI NO BASHOE reviews
Xanxus is getting married ? What is going on ? Is the world gonna end ? Oh, if that didn't scared the freak out of you, the things that will be happening next will ! *Take Note*:This is an XS story! Not character x OC!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,524 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Unexpected by JadedNightmares reviews
It was the start of another school year for Ryou, and he was less than looking forward to it. With no real friends apart from his brother, Bakura, this year seemed to be the same as the many others he had endured. Until something unexpected happened. Deathshipping and Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,220 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Knight of Apple Juice by xXKarkatsNubbyHornsXx reviews
"Dave.. what are you doing?" John inquired, peering up at Dave, who sat on top of a giant pile of bottles. Apple juice bottles, to be specific. And most of them were empty. Of course, John just wanted a normal day on the meteor. But nothing is normal if you're dating a Strider. One-shot, DaveJohn, rated T for language and pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
A Royal Blackmail by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
After the incident regarding Xanxus, Byakuran has found himself in a situation where he only has one true option - and that may involve hurting the loving relationships in the Varia. B26, XS, 6918/1869, slight 10051. Warning: Leviathan has dialogue. The ninth story in the 'A Royal-' series.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Rainbow High School by MyHobbyIsToRunFromReality reviews
The closest—and most violent—group of friends in high school. It was rumored that they were all recruited by the Mafia due to their fighting abilities. Each one is downright frightening to the very last cell in their being in their own way. The Arcobaleno
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Adult Reborn
Mafia Preschool by MyHobbyIsToRunFromReality reviews
Tsuna, Hayato, Takeshi, Kyoya, Mukuro, Chrome, Ryohei, Dino, Enma, Shimon Guardians and all other young Mafioso. Welcome to the hell on Earth that is Mafia Preschool. Please don't drip your blood on the floor. No, Primo, you cannot pull your son out.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,559 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera
Free Falling by ThreeShips reviews
Six boys: two are a couple, two more are close to becoming one, and the last two are nowhere near being together. Will a very fiery night on the beach help move things along? And what else can these young souls get themselves in to?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik
Completely and Undeniably by MyHobbyIsToRunFromReality reviews
It was official. The Vongola was completely and undeniably gay. Yaoi. Crack Pairings. Rated for Language and Sexual Innuendos.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Complete
Tsuna's Scary Adventure by Giotto Vongola reviews
Tsuna found himself lost in some foreign land and all the people there are really creepy. Who will he meet and will he make it home?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Pancakes by Giotto Vongola reviews
One day Giotto was doing paper work while eating pancakes that's when he asks G. "How do you make pancakes?"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, 1st Storm Guardian/G - Complete
Now Your Gone by darkwoodsdreamer reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have never needed anyone but each other. It was always them and everyone else. So, when Kaoru dies in a car accident, how will Hikaru deal with it? And who will he turn to? Rated T for minor language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Strip Poker by Shinjiteru reviews
The Varia are bad-ass Mafiosi, who like nothing more than a good fight. The Varia are bad-ass Mafiosi who were convinced by Lussuria to play strip poker. Yes, Xanxus is that drunk. XS, BF.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
I can't take you ANYWHERE! by Anamique4 reviews
Ryou and Mariku go grocery shopping as a couple. Psychotics abound. Deathshipping one-shot. T for SUGGGESTIVENESS and language. Pure, unadultered crack. Also fluff. Cracky fluff. Fluffy crack. Cruff. Flack. ... IGNORE ME! XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Shooting Star by Angael reviews
Malik Ishtar; a boy of beauty and hope, gets spotted by a top modeling agency. Pulled into a world of business and showing skin, he rises to the top, meeting the three most famous celebs/models while doing so; Marik, Ryou... and Bakura. YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,445 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
The Value of Us by Year of Fighters reviews
AU. Even if he has an almost-normal life, Squalo finds himself being sucked into Xanxus' strange world. Is a man who toys with him really worth surrendering everything Squalo had before? XS. DS/SD kind of . Rating will go up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Crazy for you by Rannaty reviews
Deathshipping. AU. Ryou is your average psychology student. He gets assigned to spent time with and study a mental patient, Mariku Ishtar. Maybe his school year will get more interesting than he expected... Completed
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,112 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
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Sleeping Herbivore reviews
AU Yaoi. Based off of Sleeping Beauty, I started writing this after I watched the Disney movie. 18D, (Yes, in that order) 6959, Adae and mentions of XS. Rated T for swearing. And be warned of OOCness. Characters from everywhere in Khr are here, and there really is no concept of time; like I said, AU. Read the story, it's better than the summary makes it seem...I think.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2012 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
A Tale of Two Twins reviews
The Sawada family has moved into a new house, and Tsuna is excited to find some new toys. However, are these toys all what they seem? Sort of AU, Family!Varia at the end and Dino is now Tsuna's real brother. Rated M for Horror, character death, explicit gore, and sads. Pairings: 2377, XS, and small mention of FV. There's some failed humor at the beginning and end.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
G02 Angsty Fluffy Randomness reviews
Giotto is plagued with nightmares from an incident where G. did a dangerous thing that he could've died from, so he's upset and tries to force G. to make him a promise. Kinda angsty fluffy Mcfluff. Crappy summary is crappy, just read the story; I promise it'll be worse.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, 1st Storm Guardian/G - Complete
Giotto Never Pays Attention reviews
A Drabble where Giotto doesnt realize he's already doing the one thing he does not want to do...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
Knuckle's Confession
Knuckle is in Love with Asari and wants to confess... but is too scared and really doesn't know how. With help from his family, and pushes in the right direction, can he express his feelings to Asari? Or will he just scare him away? Yaoi, 79U Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - 1st Rain Guardian/Asari Ugetsu, 1st Sun Guardian/Knuckle