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Poll: For Harry Potter fans, will you ever turn to the Dark Side AKA Twighlight? Have you already? Vote Now!
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Joined 09-27-11, id: 3291935, Profile Updated: 10-15-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Seekers series.

Hey, its me. My name is Nicole and I live in the US. I really am Irish (and I guess I'm contradicting myself here). Uhmmm, I have no idea what else to say, so... just reveiw my stories.

If you like Harry/Hermione, copy and paste this in your profile.

If hearing about Harry/Ginny makes you gag, copy and paste this in your porfile.

If you think Daniel and Emma should go out already, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are one of the few Harry Potter fans who have NOT switched to Twilight nor will you ever, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think the media should leave Jon & Kate Gosselin and their kids alone, copy this on your profile.

Take three minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well.

6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life. this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" +Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" +picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

Her name was AurouraShe was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you dont then you have no soul!!

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

A seven year old girl gave two dollars to her school during a fundraiser for orphans in Africa With those two dollars there was a letter To the children of Africa, Here is two dollars for you, My whole school is collecting money for you. I hope you like it. Love, Sophia P.S. I really want to help This girl is now sixteen and is going to Malawi, Africa to help bulid homes for children and AIDS orphans Copy and paste this on to your profile if you would do the same.

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Ruby by danceisthewindowtoyoursoul reviews
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Victorious Shakes It Up! by TrinitylovesRoshonfreak reviews
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Sleeker Seekers reviews
Poems about how the bears wish they were better at something. I know it says only Lusa and Kallik but there definetly be ones for Toklo and Ujarak and maybe other bears.
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The Greatest Year of Harry's Life reviews
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