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Joined 09-27-11, id: 3292034, Profile Updated: 06-23-14
Author has written 20 stories for My Little Pony, Dead Space, Doctor Who, and Fallout.

I'm a laid back kinda guy. At the age of 19, I've seen more than most should. I've almost died on several occasions, and I'm about to publish a book.

My favorite character from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic is Twilight Sparkle. Reasons withheld.

Now, I will use this space to give a profile of a few of my characters.

Girokon's (Lance Greenfield) profile

Name: Girokon (Lance Greenfield)

Birth date: 9/20/1994

Birth place: New York City, New York

Sex: Stallion (Male)

Type: Pegasus/Zebra/Reptile crossover

Appearance

Coat color: Cyan with red zebra strips

Mane color: Black and red

Tail color: Black and red

Eye color: Red (Alligator type eyes)

Cutie mark: Test dummy symbol

Extra info: Wears strange clothes in the beginning, but soon goes to wearing nothing at all.

Personality, Hobbies, and Extra info

Mood/Personality: He's nice, fun loving, and sort of a nerd. He loves books, and is sort of stuck up. But he's a fun guy to be around, sometimes. Hates violence and will do anything to avoid it, but if he can't avoid it, he will try to talk his way out of it. Sadly, it usually doesn't work, he ends up getting his ass kicked every time. He sucks at fighting. One good thing about him though is that you can always count on him.
Updated: Lance is very protective of his friends, but even more protective of his wife and best friend, Dali. He will do anything and everything to keep them safe. (This becomes more evident in later chapters.)
He also has two consciences that he can talk to. Break and Dawn. For a description of them, look at profile bio.
Lance has also matured in the newest chapters. He is no longer the same teenage boy (If you didn't know this, his birthday hasn't come up. I may do a birthday party scene for him.)
Lance has a temper, even if its not shown in the story much, unless you really look. He hides it very well, but will snap if pushed. An example of this would be when Trixie boasted about herself in the park, and sent Lance over the edge. Causing him to loss his temper and go on a large rant, full of cussing and rage.

Favorite food: Flower and hay sandwich.

Favorite color: Blue

Occupation: Was a waiter, but was soon fired after missing work to much.

Zoarin's profile

Name: Zoarin

Birth date: Unknown

Birth place: Manehattan

Sex: Stallion

Appearance

Coat color: Grey

Mane color: Black

Tail color: Black

Eye color: Light grey

Cutie mark: Lighting bolt with a gold star on either side

Extra info: Sometimes wears bronze flight goggles.

Personality, Hobbies, and Extra info

Mood: He shows no emotion on his face when he's around other ponies. But if he is with friends (Real friends) he can be seen smiling and sometimes laughing.

Personality: He can be a little over confident sometimes, and has been know to boast about things he can do. He is a nice Pegasus, despite his intimidating appearance. If he becomes to mad, he has been Known to do dangerous things, but it also gives him a edge over everypony else. If challenged, he will not back down, he will do anything and everything to win. He is a very determined Pegasus, if he sets his mind to it, he will pursue that goal till it's completed.

Favorite food: Flower sandwich

Favorite colors: Black and red

Hobby: Training. He also enjoys reading, something only a few know.

Extra info: He has a strong dislike of colorful things (Or places) He hates things that are too sweet. He prefers real food, not sweets. He would prefer to be alone, even though he has many friends.

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Chains by Bookybrony reviews
Humans have been enslaved by Ponies for centuries. Owning them is either for labor or social status. Seeking to get their daughter a friend, Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle purchase a human slave to be a companion for their young studious daughter. Rated M.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Stuck by furryfurry69 reviews
When a boy lands in the world of My Little Pony with no explanation how. He is trying to find his way back while in the meantime stays with the pony gang. Will he ever find his way home? Will he even want to go? OCxMany Characters. Sexual Content Warning
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,426 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 8/24/2011
I've Gone Insane, All Because Of You by JuGgUlAtOr413 reviews
Karkat sits alone in his room and recieves a message from his best friend and Flush-Crush Gamzee. Who could ever guess what was going to ensue because of his big mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,511 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
A Dying Dream by Durinsdottir reviews
Something is chasing Miranda, entangling hers and the Doctor's lives together. As they try to work out the mystery, she finds herself finally getting to know the Time Lord but an unexpected foe may shatter their fragile world. Eventual 11/OC. SEQUEL to ALN
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,661 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - 11th Doctor
When things get in the way by fotothen reviews
Izaya and Shizuo were finally happy. They had gotten together and even bought an apartment, but what will happen to the two as Izaya develops a mysterious disease? The pair's strength is being tested. Is Ikebukuro's strongest man strong enough to cope? Some suggestive lines, a few cuss words, and character death in later chapters. I do not own durarara. (8/30/13 Finished)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Twist In Fate by akaInYOFACE reviews
A young gamer finds himself transported to Ponyville. How will he live in a world without video games. Rated M because of naughty stuff in later on chapters. Includes main 6 as well as others.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,136 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Michael and Equestria by Bronytim01 reviews
Michael has had a horrible lifetime and is allowed to blow off some steam in Equestria along with other Equestrias from different dimensions. In other words, he gains powers. He also falls in love... How will this work? Some chapters consists of crossovers with other fanfictions...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012
Fear Is Our Tradition by Kuromaru Getsuga reviews
Just another Ao no Exorcist fan fiction I made. It is mostly about three demons joining True Cross with a mission from satan to monitor Shura, Rin, and Yukio. I'm planning to add more to it but at the moment I am writing several other fanfics and well this was already On my computer and well I apologize right away if it seems long.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Izumo K., Rin O.
Unto A New World by jackson3525 reviews
Human in Equestria fic. Jackson is a lonely musician who unexpectedly gets a very different letter in the mail.. Rated M for sexual themes.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Insomnia by RedOktober reviews
My first Fanfic. When Mike appears in Equestria and Develops relationships with everypony, he finds himself at odds with several Ponies... and their interests in Mike. OCxSeveral, Mature content does appear. Tiny evil villain, but it's not relevant.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,449 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Our Road to WrestleMania by moarfan619 reviews
My first EVER Fanfiction and it will takes place from our start of the job to the grand daddy of them all! Wrestlemania 28! All the characters will go on action to who will be number 1! ON Semi-Hiatus!
Crossover - X-overs & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012
Eyes Without a Face by TheyCallMeJub reviews
"Criminals. Criminals are terror. Criminals are a terror. The face of terror. My terror. I must disguise my terror. Disguise my face. Daisy is dead. Lily is dead. Rose is dead...I shall become a mask."
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
Life on Mars by The Renegade Waffle reviews
A Human is transported to Equestria. Now seemingly trapped in the body of a Pony, he tries to remain undercover. Meanwhile, a military task force travels across dimensions to initiate the invasion of Equestria. However everything is not as it seems...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,257 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fluttershy, Lyra
Log of 177, the Spartan by AlexanderWraith reviews
Story from Reach to ODST. I suck at summaries. Spartan who does things his own way, even after all the training. Follow his life from Spartan to... You'll have to read to find out! Read the tale with lots of action! Please read and review!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011
The Misadventures of Stronghoof by AlexanderWraith reviews
Shields are almost unheard of. They are the last line of defense for the Princess. But when one of them runs an errand and is attacked, who knows what will happen? Especially when he lands near Ponyville. Rated M for brief violence in later chapters, safe
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rainbow Dash
Stranger by killthemalll reviews
In a post-apocalyptic equestria, can a hardened soldier find love? CHAPTER 6 OUT GRAND FINALE! Check out my Deviantart for pics of the character s ! Link on my profile
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Caramel, Rainbow Dash - Complete
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Living The Dream reviews
The world has ended for humans, but a young man gets a second chance at life in a new world. Rated M for later chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 140 - Words: 355,977 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
A Bullet For The Devil: Equestrian Damnation reviews
Valentine "Val" Cox has been part of the Revelations Agency for most of his life as a disregarded Agent. However, when he is sent to check out a demon's portal that was manifesting in a destroyed building, his mission takes an unexpected turn. Follow as he is thrown into difficult situations as he battles demons, saves the locals, and tries to not make himself look like a idiot.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shining Armor
Army of Two reviews
When the Lone Wonderer travels across the American Wasteland to the city of New Vagas, he encounters a person who's very similar to him. The Lone Wonderer and the Courier, the two most influential men to walk the waste at the same time. What adventures await them as they team up to form an unstoppable duo?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Courier, Lone Wanderer
Doctor Who: Adventures with Twilight Sparkle reviews
The Doctor always travels with a companion, usually a human. But when he appears on a world that he has no prior knowledge of, he picks up a new companion. One that is not human, but a pony named Twilight Sparkle. Now that the Doctor has a new companion, what crazy adventures will they encounter in space and time? Note: The Doctor in this story is the humanoid version.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle
Blind in Paradise reviews
Imagine being in paradise, but be completely blind to it. This is what Travis McLuck has to deal with. Arriving in a world of pure beauty, and no way to actually see it. Being blind can be one of the worst things to happen to a person... but in some cases, it makes life more enjoyable.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2012
Living the Dream: Love conquers all, Right? reviews
God takes back the rapture and gives everyone a chance to say goodbye to their new found loves. Lance is sent back, along with Twilight. Can they reunite all of the bronies? Time for some adventure! A 'What if' story to my story, 'Living the dream'.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,972 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
The Final Knockout reviews
Follow Big Macintosh as he fights his way through the ranks to become the Heavyweight Champion of Equestria. Watch as he relives his past, telling of all the challenges of becoming number one in professional boxing.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Big Macintosh
Pinkie Pie learns a new word reviews
Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck. How will she use this new word? Let's find out.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Larry the Cable Guy goes to Equestria reviews
What happens when Larry The Cable Guy is sent to Equestria? What kind of trouble will he cause? What will the ponies think when they see him, and hear what he has to say? All will be revealed when, Larry goes to Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Finding Twilight reviews
When a unicorn named Parker messes up a teleportation spell, he and Twilight Sparkle are sent to a strange world. Now, separated from each other, can he find her before it's to late? Look inside for the full description.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Only in Your Dreams reviews
Shane is a normal kid, but what happens when he gains the ability to go to Equestria in his dreams? The full description is inside. This story is brought to you by: Kickass222urmom and KillJoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Twilight Sparkle
A day at the beach reviews
When the Cake's go on vacation, and decide to bring Pinkie Pie and her friends, craziness is sure to happen. Can they all enjoy a day on the beach, or will everything become a little crazy? This was my contest entry for the February Write off.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012
Living The Dream: Interviews reviews
Have you ever wanted to know more about the bronies and characters from 'Living the Dream? Have you ever wanted to know more about Lance's life before the rapture? We here at, 'The dirty truth' will find out those answers for you! A side project of LTD.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
My Vendetta reviews
A murder mystery unfolds when a devastating event takes place. Taking the life of a beloved pony. When Rainbow Dash is accused of the murder, she takes on the role of Mare Do Well, and sets out to solve this mystery and clear her name. But, can she do it?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
To The End:Eternal Night reviews
Cole and his friends are back, but this time the enemy is not the Dark ones. Its Nightmare Moon and her new army. Can Cole and his fellow Nightblades take down Nightmare Moon before she kills everypony that is left in the waste. A Sequel to 'To The End'
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Caramel, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Untold story of the Sprawl reviews
A retired Sprawl security guard tries to survive the horrors the Sprawl has to offer. This takes place a little after Isaac wakes up in the beginning of the second game. Rated M for Blood, Gore, and language.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012
Rise to Chaos reviews
What events caused Discord to become the Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos? Why did he try to plunge Equestria into eternal Chaos? This story is told from his point of view, back when Equestria was young and new. A short one shot, written in a unique way.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Discord, Princess Celestia
Living The Dream Christmas Special Lessons Learned reviews
Can Cody Benson forgive Lance? On his way to finish what he started with Lance, he meets ponies that could teach him a lesson about forgiveness and kindness. But will he follow them or is the hatred in his heart more powerful?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Caramel - Complete
To The End reviews
All of Equestria becomes a post-apocalyptic world after a terrifying event takes place. Every day is a fight for survival, can a unknown pony from a secret organization survive the terrors of a Post-apocalyptic Equestria. Rated M for violence,gore,and sex
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Caramel - Complete
Nothing Else But The Best reviews
When a new Pegasus shows up, he seeks out the best flier in all of Equestria to prove who really is the best. Rated M just in case. Yes there are a few OC's in the story.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Caramel, Rainbow Dash