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Author has written 2 stories for Gallagher Girls, and Heist Society.
Welcome to my profile
I'm A girl.
I love reading.
I live in an English speaking country.
I moved away from the UK when I was young.
I am a citizen of 2 countries.
The first 3 numbers of my birth year are 199.
I'm weird and proud of it.
Fan fiction is my life. It is sad but then I relise it makes me happy and most of my friends love it to.
And I am not going to say anymore because this is the internet and you shouldn't say stuff about yourself online. (Who knows Cammie may be able to fine me with this information.)
SUPER COOL QUOTES THAT I'VE FOUND ( You should seriously read them they are good)
Happiness is like a cake to much of it and you get sick of it.- Karl pilckinson
The average women would rather have beuty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
Humor is reason gone mad.
If I come back as a zombie I'm eating you first
I'm not saying your stupid I'm just saying youve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Never make eye contact when eating a banana.
I love the sound you make when you shut up!
Karma takes too long I'd rather beaat the crap out ofy now.
Imature: a word boring people use to describe fun people.
Uness your name is google stop acting like you know everything.
I like my men how I like my cofee. Ground up and in the freezer.
Dear Karma I have a list if people you missed
I hear voices and they don't like you
The police never think it as funny as you do.
The police love me they're always tacking my picture.
PETA people eaing tasty animals.
Pissing of the planet one person at a time
Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy- benjamin franklin
I'd tell you to go to hell but I wor there and don't want to see you everyday
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
do I look like your therapist
Zombie responce team kill or be eaten
Contrary to popular belief nobody owes you anything
Bacon is meat candy
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister
Hi I don't care thanks
As a matter of fact the whole world does revolve around me.
welcome to the dark side are you suprised we liedd abot the cookies.
How do I block you in real life.
I should come with a waring label
You can't process me with a normal brain
Zombies only want a hug
I'm already going to hell now I just got to get a good spot.
I'm multi talented I can talk and piss people off at the same time
Guns don't kill people dads with pretty duaghters kill people
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts came out
Excuse me what level of hell is this
Zombies eat brains your safe
the ability to insult idiots without them nowing
Sarcasm Because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Family isn't only the people we share are blood with but the ones we would give are blood for.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Duct tape is like the force, there’s a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
When life hands you lemons, throw them right back and tell life to make its own lemonade.
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research Hi
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you
'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
Sarcasm is a girl’s best friend.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.
I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired I put down the mirror
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
My girls and I are so cool; we get hit by park cars.
When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.
However long the night, the dawn will break.
Live for today cause you never know what tomorrow can bring, or take.
At some point I'll finally tell you that I miss you.
When worse comes to worse, my girls come first!
I roll with the best and nothing less
A friend is one who knows you but loves us anyways.
I'm smiling because they haven’t found the bodies yet
They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Cheers...to another awkward moment
"Love is like war--easy to begin, hard to end." ~Unknown
Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!
Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice
I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up
When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.
Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying
I would rather kill myself than commit suicide
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
A scientist will always look for the truth. A madman can make up his own truth
Whoever said that "words will never hurt me" was never under a bookshelf
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
1 out of every 4 people is insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies’ eyes
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...let’s just hope it's not a train.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs’ extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide
They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. You wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'
Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss
When someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain
Nobody’s worth your tears and the ones that are won't make you cry
Everyday is a gift, that's why it’s called the present
I have the answer in my head; I just haven't found it yet
Life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence
I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to mow
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen
one day, I was lying in bed thinking about life, and then I asked myself, 'Where did I go wrong?' and the little voice in my head answered, 'This is goanna take longer than one night'
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side
The difference between school and life. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test on it. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously
The first step on the way to victory is to recognize the enemy
Some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people, who are, in other words, not you
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them to look like you
A common mistake that people make when they are trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
I've always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize that I should have been more specific
Life’s not fair and anyone tells you any different is trying to sell you something.
Friend you cry I cry your sad I’m sad you smile I smile you jump of a bridge I will miss your emails.
Life is like a box of chocolates it makes you fat and ugly.
When life gives you lemons make grapefruit juice and let life forever wonder how you did it.
Smile at everyone you meet it may not make you feel better but it will piss enough people off to make it worthwhile.
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best," - Marilyn Monroe
Home is where your heart is so your real home is in your chest.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips. -
My heart is not a playground -
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl it’s the whole book.
I hate it when people say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what; life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.
"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 807 islands, 7 seas, and I still had the unfortunate luck to meet YOU.
I would trust my best friend with my life, but NOT my phone or my facebook.
When someone's laugh is so much funnier than the joke.
"Can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for 20 minutes to say 'hi'. "
Maybe its Maybelline!" ...or maybe it's Photoshop, who knows?
"Dude, she just called you blonde!" "What? That's not my name?"
Sometimes, you got to hand it to short people. Because most of the time, they just can't reach it.
It's not that I hate you, no! Just put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.
RIP to all those snowmen that died fighting in the snow
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick
I call things as I see them; if I didn't see them, I make them up!
Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
I have a gun... Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 50 and I'm still 49, who will be laughing then?
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
"I don’t suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
"Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives."
"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
People say "Money can't buy happiness," but it can buy marshmallows... isn't that the same thing?
Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. I didn't exactly buy it.
I took the road less travelled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I am not a loser. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he goanna do, kill me?"
"He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply by China."
“You’ve got to love Dolly Parton for saying this: "People keep calling me a dumb blonde. I know that you're wrong though, because I know I'm not dumb, and I know I'm not blond!"
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
I ran with scissors - and lived!
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say psycho like it's a bad thing...
Cute but psycho - things even out.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're colour blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I am not weird... just plotting.
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defence against stupidity?
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it goanna do kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Music is love in search of word.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
When I say LOL I’m not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”
“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.
“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”
“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”
“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”
“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”
“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.
“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”
"If you so much as leave one syllable, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!-if you'd like to fax me, press the star key."
I hate irony
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet – Plato
Love is a fire. But whether, it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Dear pessimist optimist and realist
While you were debating about the water in the glass I drank it.
From the opportunist
They messed your nose up to
From Michal Jackson
I have never heard I don’t know that Yahoo it
You gave us Miley Cyrus so you can't complain about Beiber
I am NOT your therapist slove your own problems
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
7. Thou shall not skip class.
8. Thou shall not strip in class.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would but instead i just do it in seceret)
You write fanfictions about the book. (well, duh)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hades yea)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Sometimes)
Everything reminds you of the book.(yes.)
You quote random lines all the time.(sometimes.)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (No,)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (No, but that actually sounds like a good idea...)
You've got a book memorized. ( sorta,)
You've read a book more than five times. (easy)
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (easy.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no. but am currently planning to kidnappe Rick Roirden if he dosen't hurry up and publish the next book.)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no Pecabeth and Zammie are to cute but i would kill Reyna for Piper if needed!)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Sometimes.)
Your idol is a character from a book.(yes Cammie Annabeth and Katerina)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know:
#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly then she wants you to tell her ‘you’re beautiful’ or ‘pretty’.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favorite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kickin babe?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'll read it too.
Girls Don't Realize These Things...
I'm sorry That I brought you roses To tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect Not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough To satisfy your wants
I'm sorry That I open your car door And pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough To be your guy
I'm sorry That I am actually nice Not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account To buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home Cuddling with you, instead at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you Like some random guy
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to But never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car But when we went, you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry That you don't realize I've been the one all along
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all...
I'm sorry For not being Sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me For who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good Enoguh to make it in your world
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it I thought that was what friends were for
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you And actually meant it
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you Instead of spending time with my family
I'm sorry That I cared
I'm sorry That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish You could have done something different
you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls
(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.( Aka drinking buddies.)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
Friends: Will give you advise when you ask for it
BEST FRIENDS: Know when you need some and help you before you have to ask.
FRIENDS: Will say you deserve better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live" then hang up.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!
FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.
FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to.
BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world and back for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then what are you still doing here."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Your Guy Side:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with cars as a kid
At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I collected the Football wold cup coins for England one year I think that counts)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (they are so comfy)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Star wars rules.)
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am though)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI. (One of my favourites)
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD
I can quote movies and books so I must have no friends.
I have actually gone threw all these. I am a complex and strange Girl I am weird and proud of it and that is me.
This has got to be one of the cleverest brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER IN LAW: When you rearrange the letters it spells: WOMAN HITLER.
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