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Author has written 5 stories for Gallagher Girls, Glee, Arrow, and Heist Society.

Welcome to my profile

About me:

I'm A girl.

I love reading.

I live in an English speaking country.

I moved away from the UK when I was young.

I am a citizen of 2 countries.

The first 3 numbers of my birth year are 199.

I'm weird and proud of it.

Fan fiction is my life. It is sad but then I relise it makes me happy and most of my friends love it to.

SUPER COOL QUOTES THAT I'VE FOUND ( You should seriously read them they are good)

Happiness is like a cake to much of it and you get sick of it.- Karl Pilckinson

Humor is reason gone mad.

I'm not saying your stupid I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I love the sound you make when you shut up!

Karma takes too long I'd rather beat the crap out of you now.

Immature: a word boring people use to describe fun people.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

Dear Karma I have a list if people you missed

I hear voices and they don't like you

The police never think it as funny as you do.

The police love me they're always tacking my picture.

PETA people eating tasty animals.

Pissing of the planet one person at a time

Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy- Benjamin Franklin

I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Zombie response team kill or be eaten

Contrary to popular belief nobody owes you anything

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister

As a matter of fact the whole world does revolve around me.

welcome to the dark side are you surprised we lied about the cookies.

How do I block you in real life.

You can't process me with a normal brain

I'm already going to hell now I just got to get a good spot.

I'm multi talented I can talk and piss people off at the same time

I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts came out

Excuse me what level of hell is this

Zombies eat brains your safe

sarcasm the ability to insult idiots without them knowing

Sarcasm Because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Family isn't only the people we share are blood with but the ones we would give are blood for.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Duct tape is like the force, there’s a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

When life hands you lemons, throw them right back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Sarcasm is a girl’s best friend.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.

I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired I put down the mirror

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

My girls and I are so cool; we get hit by park cars.

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a will heal, but there will always be a scar.

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

However long the night, the dawn will break.

Live for today cause you never know what tomorrow can bring, or take.

At some point I'll finally tell you that I miss you.

When worse comes to worse, my girls come first!

I roll with the best and nothing less

A friend is one who knows you but loves you anyways.

I'm smiling because they haven’t found the bodies yet

They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same. another awkward moment

Love is like war--easy to begin, hard to end.

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice

I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up

When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

A scientist will always look for the truth. A madman can make up his own truth

Whoever said that "words will never hurt me" was never under a bookshelf

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies’ eyes

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...let’s just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick I called in dead.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. You wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

When someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and punch them

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

Nobody’s worth your tears and the ones that are won't make you cry

Everyday is a gift, that's why it’s called the present

I have the answer in my head; I just haven't found it yet

Life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to mow

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen

one day, I was lying in bed thinking about life, and then I asked myself, 'Where did I go wrong?' and the little voice in my head answered, 'This is gonna take longer than one night'

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side

The difference between school and life. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test on it. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously

The first step on the way to victory is to recognize the enemy

Some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people, who are, in other words, not you

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

A common mistake that people make when they are trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools

I've always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize that I should have been more specific

Life’s not fair and anyone tells you any different is trying to sell you something.

Friend you cry I cry your sad I’m sad you smile I smile you jump of a bridge I will miss your emails.

Life is like a box of chocolates it makes you fat and ugly.

When life gives you lemons make grapefruit juice and let life forever wonder how you did it.

Smile at everyone you meet it may not make you feel better but it will piss enough people off to make it worthwhile.

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best," - Marilyn Monroe

Home is where your heart is so your real home is in your chest.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips. -

My heart is not a playground -

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -

I hate it when people say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what; life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 807 islands, 7 seas, and I still had the unfortunate luck to meet YOU.

I would trust my best friend with my life, but NOT my phone or my Facebook.

When someone's laugh is so much funnier than the joke.

"Can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for 20 minutes to say 'hi'. "

Maybe its Maybelline!" ...or maybe it's Photoshop, who knows?

Sometimes, you got to hand it to short people. Because most of the time, they just can't reach it.

It's not that I hate you, no! Just put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.

RIP to all those snowmen that died fighting in the snow

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick

I call things as I see them; if I didn't see them, I make them up!

Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

I have a gun... Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 50 and I'm still 49, who will be laughing then?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

"I don’t suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're sharper then knives."

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

People say "Money can't buy happiness," but it can buy marshmallows... isn't that the same thing?

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. I didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I am not a loser. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply by China."

“You’ve got to love Dolly Parton for saying this: "People keep calling me a dumb blonde. I know that you're wrong though, because I know I'm not dumb, and I know I'm not blond!"

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

Cute but psycho - things even out.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're colour blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I am not weird... just plotting.

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I’m not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

"If you so much as leave one syllable, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!-if you'd like to fax me, press the star key."

I hate irony

I intend to live far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet – Plato

Love is a fire. But whether, it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Dear pessimist optimist and realist

While you were debating about the water in the glass I drank it.

From the opportunist

Dear Voldemort

They messed your nose up to

From Michal Jackson

Dear Yahoo

I have never heard I don’t know that Yahoo it

From Google

Dear America

You gave us Miley Cyrus so you can't complain about Beiber

From Canada

Dear maths

I am NOT your therapist solve your own problems

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.( Aka drinking buddies.)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: Will give you advise when you ask for it

BEST FRIENDS: Know when you need some and help you before you have to ask.

FRIENDS: Will say you deserve better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live" then hang up.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you.

BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to.

BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world and back for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then what are you still doing here."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

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Between Oceans and Arrows by Coesa Rudo reviews
Katniss Everdeen is the sole survivor of the 74th Hunger Games and has somehow befriended Finnick Odair. To stop the rebellion, Snow has offered an alternative to being sold to the Capitol. She can find a new love to distract Panem. As the lines blur between Katniss and Finnick's 'relationship", the Quarter Quell announcement forces her to decide truth and lie, and life and love.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 94,385 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/10/2021 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Katniss E., Finnick O.]
Intensity by mama4dukes reviews
Twelve years have gone by since Paul and Bella walked away from La Push and reached for success. When they unexpectedly run into each other, the pack suddenly comes trickling back into their lives. Time changes people but can it change traditions? AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 246,134 - Reviews: 5000 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 9/9/2021 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Paul, Bella
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,823 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 4,005 - Updated: 4/22/2021 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,489 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 12,162 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,242 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 7,769 - Follows: 7,546 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Emerald Servant by exaigon reviews
After the war Harry made a shocking discovery about his mother. To get away from all the bad memories he flees to another dimension and ends up serving in the Phantomhive mansion. BEING REWRITTEN (His Servant: Smaragdos)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,394 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 317,436 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Power of Three by RarityInBloom reviews
Kurt Hummel has known he's a submissive and when he turned 16 that a dominant soulmate's name would appear on his wrist. He just never thought another submissive's name would too. He doesn't want to be connected to anyone though, he wants to graduate go to college and start achieving his dreams but sometimes what we want and what we need are two different things.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,886 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S.
What Makes a Family by ejm12 reviews
His father left when he was 10 unaware of the baby. Spencer Reid's baby sister is the most important thing in his life. But up until now, most of the team has been left in the dark. When they discover Reid's secret, can they show to their youngest member that he is one of them and that they love him and he doesn't have to hide. Reid centric, no pairings, friend fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,304 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/23/2017 - S. Reid - Complete
What to Do When your Virginal Son is Alone with his Boyfriend by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Burt is a protective father, so when he finds out Kurt is alone in a house with his too-charming new boyfriend Blaine, the mechanic goes to investigate the situation. Blaine/Kurt from Burt's perspective
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2017 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Burt H. - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9934 - Favs: 10,668 - Follows: 12,365 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Free by fox24 reviews
The Sequel to It Happend One Night. What happens when Logan comes back from his sailing trip? Will Rory and Logan act on thier promise of Someday
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Home by StangeInterests32 reviews
Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos chose good over evil at the coronation, but then concerns arise over their safety once the realization sets in that with the school year ending, they'll have to back home, where being good may not be the best thing for them. Luckily, someone takes it upon herself to to look out for them. No longer a One Shot
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Mal, Jane, Queen Belle, Fairy God Mother - Complete
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,183 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Family by reviewgirl911 reviews
Alex runs off with her boyfriend after losing the wizard competition, cutting off her family. 5 years later she's living with her daughter in Chicago and running her gallery. What happens when she runs into Justin? Trouble.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,577 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
The Dove & The Strongman by WhispersOfStarlight reviews
Dum Dum Dugan was content to drink that tab under the table... That is until he meets Lyla Rogers, the blind sister of Captain America and they begin a tentative friendship through letters. What will the Strongman do when he's faced with a possible future at an impossible time...
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Dum Dum Dugan, OC - Complete
To Fetch You Out of the Cold by SweeneyGirl310593 reviews
Bucky and Steve learn that some of HYDRA's heads are still squirming and that they have taken an innocent to be their new Winter Soldier. And they are not okay with that. Rated T for violence and non graphic torture. Please let me know what you think!
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Tony S./Iron Man - Complete
Malleus Daemonium by Mischivous Purple One reviews
Harry Potter stumbles upon a little black book while studying for the Third Task. What he finds will alter the events to come, some in more ways than others. What does our favorite butler have to do with it? Go find out, and please review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,083 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Ill Spoken Words by Rosa241 reviews
Poor Alan's on the receiving end of a flu induced rant from Gordon. Unfortunately Gordon's words have some disastrous consequences for little Alan.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Gordon T., Alan T. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6149 - Favs: 7,728 - Follows: 9,278 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 193,258 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rory & Riley by meg121186 reviews
Sort of Gilmore Girls meets Parent Trap with some Trory thrown in, but without the kids scheming to get their parents together. In this story Rory has a twin brother that she never knew existed, until they unexpectedly meet one day at Yale.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,466 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [Rory G., Tristan D.] OC - Complete
A Mother-Daughter Thing by ksfd89 reviews
A little future fic about Rory and her daughter. A little Lit too! Gilmore Girls isn't mine.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,586 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 5,119 - Follows: 4,355 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Liberation by Mac-alicious reviews
Rose is a lot of things to a lot of different people. Rose is an amalgamation. Rose Weasley is the way the world sees her, and Rose is the only one who doesn't know who Rose is. Perhaps Scorpius will help her discover who she really is. Next Gen. Multi-Chap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Nothing Is Ever Simple by Zentin reviews
I finally had enough. The teasing, the bullying, the babying, being left out, and forgotten, I was done, and so I made plans, plans that would let me live my life without being in their shadows. Plans that would let me be free. So I ran away and swore I would never go back. However, I should have expected that nothing is ever simple. The past never stays in the past...
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Alan T.
How Burt Hummel Saved Season Three by JessAlmasy reviews
Instead of Kurt keeping quiet about Karofsky, he asks his dad for help... and it changes everything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Kurt H., Puck] [D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.] - Complete
Skype With Caution by JessAlmasy reviews
When Kurt leaves Dalton and comes home to McKinley he feels lonely. Soon he makes an online friend. What could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Understanding by gracethebookworm reviews
The Tracy men are good at everything. Everything but understanding the youngest, it seems. When he withdraws into himself, no one seems to notice. So, when something's wrong, will the rest of the family realize in time? WARNING: Alan whump
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Alan T.
The Natural Choice by ladybug89 reviews
What if Jacob was already a wolf when the Cullens left and he was the one to find Bella in the woods? What if Bella was Jacob's imprint? My first multi chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,786 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
There's a Miracle Due by chocoholicannanymous reviews
Mercedes has had it with being sidelined for Rachel Berry. Episode revamp, written for the Glee Twistfest's promt "What if Mercedes & Kurt got Maria & Tony?".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
The Love of a Friend by Prillylove25 reviews
Best friends since she was ten and he was twelve. She had a hard home life, his family accepted and loved her as their own. She accepted him and his family for who they were, Mafia royalty. As they grow up she becomes a dancer, and gets groomed to take over for his father. Follow Edward and Bella as they fall in love and take on the world together. Violence and Some lemony fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 177,075 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye Alice in Wonderland by purple mangosteen reviews
Harry is married with Lucius with three children. A good career, loving family and devoted friends. Life is good. But then he and Lucius are thrown back to the past due to James Sirius' mischief. Giving the chance to rewrite the history, what will he do? Slash. Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,564 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 10,164 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Down By the Water by LoverGurrl411 reviews
TRORY Starts out at the infamous kiss at the party. AU after the kiss. NOT CLICHE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,800 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Two Sides to Every Story by Spense reviews
There is a conflict. There is truth to both sides. But usually, the ultimate truth is found in the middle.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Jeff T., Alan T. - Complete
Change of Scenery by abc79-de reviews
Set in Season One, up to P.S. I Lo…. Rory goes to her grandparents to escape all the drama that has gone on in her small town life of late. But she isn't so quick to return as she was in the show. A spin on if Rory had more of a season 6 sized emotional meltdown in Season 1. Trory. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,987 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Learned Behavior by Spense reviews
What Alan Tracy has learned over his life.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Fires of Adversity by N'kala reviews
Not everyone is supportive of Alan's new and improved attitude towards school.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Alan T. - Complete
Sorrow Found Me When I Was Young by starrynight1213 reviews
World War II is brewing, Steph is a Boston kid turned super soldier, and Bucky pines. F!Steve/Bucky. Genderbend AU. Part 1 of the Sorrow Trilogy.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
The Lost Lupin by MaryRoyale reviews
The Lupins fear Greyback's revenge will not stop with Remus, but might spread to his little sister Hermione. They make an unorthodox decision to protect their daughter without telling their son. Remus has been looking for his sister ever since. Time travel, AU, EWE, NON-CANON SHIPS (underline this bit 8,000 times), etc. Please see warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,446 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Little fairy by The water is warm reviews
Vampires led by Edward Cullen rule over the mermaids and the fairies. When the youngest fairy princess steals a possession of Edward's, he takes her away to his cold home in the mountains.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,766 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Knife in the Soul by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
A body is left on the steps of the Jeffersonian with a knife in it's chest. It could just be a coincidence that Dr. Harry Black resident occult expert and undercover wizard is the only person who can identify the strange symbol on the blade. Harry doesn't believe in coincidences. Lance Sweets/ Harry Potter Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,211 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., L. Sweets - Complete
Shattered by singmetothesun reviews
One Tracy brother leaves his feelings bottled up, until the mother hen catches him out. Movie verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Scott T., Gordon T. - Complete
His Girls by texaskid reviews
What would happen if Gibbs found out he had another child before Shannon and Kelly died? Would the same fate befall them? Would Gibbs still join NCIS? Will Gibbs have a better relationship because of it? And when his son-in-law is in trouble is he still willing to bend the law? Find out inside.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Shannon G., Kelly G., OC - Complete
Tony's Girl by MichaelCotedeWeatherly reviews
The NCIS team is out on a case about a murdered Petty Officer who is a single mother, and Tony finds himself getting attached to the little girl who now has no family left. WARNING! CONTAINS CHILD ABUSE! Tony!Comfort NOW COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
The Toy Factory by HecateA reviews
There's nothing wrong with tapping into your inner child, not even if that inner child is homesick and in a different time period. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
The Warlord by amaris12345 reviews
Who is Jasper Whitlock? He is one of the world's most feared warlord. What does he want from his fake life with the Cullens? He wants power and he wants his mate, and he will do anything to get what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,509 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Monsters in the Dark by Loopstagirl reviews
Scott was used to checking for monsters to keep his little brothers happy. He just wasn't so used to actually dealing with said monsters.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Scott T., Virgil T. - Complete
Goodbyes Aren't Always Forever by JustMe133 reviews
Set during the end of VOTDT. Movie-verse. Edmund and Caspian have to part, and Edmund thinks it's for good, but Caspian knows better. He knows that they'll see each other again someday. EDMUND x CASPIAN. Slash. K-plus for now.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Fight, Fight Again, and Keep Fighting by weasleychick32 reviews
George, Hermione, and a mysterious third party have been sent back in time by an ancient Egyptian Goddess to the time when Voldemort thrived. There are some familiar faces in their new present who are willing to befriend them and put their lives on the line to help them defeat Voldemort. And really the sooner the better. PART 1 OF 2. Part 2 is in progress! Happy reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,494 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hundred More Years by NocturnalAstroMonkey reviews
"It's been four years since Bella and Paul were married and so far things couldn't be better." Sequel to Kiss or Kill, read that before reading this Rating will probably go up as story progresses.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Once Upon a Vampire Pt1 & Pt 2 by JB Rose reviews
A silent war came that changed everything. Humans are chosen at birth to be a vampires mate. What happens when Bella is given to the God of War on her 16th Birthday? Will she survive the darkness and her mate? Sorry this is taking so long to get back up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,742 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3959 - Favs: 9,373 - Follows: 5,917 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Land Yourself in the Community Home (And How to Get Out) by thesociallyawkwardtwins reviews
Katniss's mother dies unexpectedly, leaving Katniss and Prim orphaned and headed to the community home- the place where the homeless and desperate citizens of District 12 end up. With only a week left until she must leave her home, Katniss is left to cope with the harsh pain of loss while simultaneously trying to find a way to stay out of the community home, where she will be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Never Mess With A Holmes by Roxi2Star reviews
Set in OOTP. 16 year old Mycroft finds his first year brother trying to heal his own hand. When Mycroft finds out why Sherlock would need to heal his own hand in the first place, he gets a bit pissed, and shows Sherlock how to use what he's given to get ahead in the world. (Sherlock also relies on him, and that's nice too) WARNING: Brotherly love, some OOCness on Sherlock's part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Dolores U., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After a storm comes a Rainbow by truesoul10 reviews
my first oneshot! not much to it i guess Cammie gets a nightmare b/c of the COC. Zach comforts her. Zammie! I suck at summaries you'll laugh... or smile at the least. R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Lily's Plan by sheltie reviews
What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,930 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Who are you? by flora1309 reviews
After the events with the Hood. Alan gets pushed further and further away by his family. This story takes place years later. Alan s best friend dies. As things aren t as seems, as Alan must run for his life. One brother comes along on a quest on life and death. He discovers that little brothers don t stay little and there is more to Alan than you see at first sight.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 78,060 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - John T., Alan T. - Complete
Seeing and Observing by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 5,388 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Choosing to Live Life by meetjay88 reviews
Bella realizes she has feelings for Jacob during a disastrous trip to the movies. With a little unknown help along the way, she ventures on with her life with Jacob. She discoveres there's more to herself then thought. Now Beta'd
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,018 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jacob, Bella, Angela, Paul
A fresh start by BetterinTexas reviews
After the return from Italy, Edward still refuses to change Bella. She decides to run rather than wait for the Volturi to come. Now know one knows where Bella is. Not even Bella. Bella X OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,800 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Bella, OC - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4426 - Favs: 8,699 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by MaryRoyale reviews
Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hermione G., Fabian P. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dates, Mates, Hate, and Fate by mama4dukes reviews
Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,257 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Arranging Marriages by SCWLC reviews
A contracted marriage to seal a treaty brings about a few changes for a few important people. Zutara. AU. The rating and the secondary genre may change without notice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,167 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Save Me by reviewgirl911 reviews
Harry's life with the Dursley was far worse than he let on. What happens when old friend from Privet Drive appear at Number 12 during the Christmas break? What will the Order learn about Harry? Set during OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Destiny, whether you like it or not by BetterinTexas reviews
Bella is having a nice life without any supernatural beings around. About to graduate she has her next couple years planned out until a hot vampire finds her and turns her world upside down. She will learn you can't fight destiny, whether you want to or not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,214 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Garrett - Complete
Lydia Gates and the Templar Treasure by rjwritergirl reviews
What if Ben had a daughter that accompanied him on the Quest to find the Templar treasure? Lydia Emmaline Gates comes along with her father while he searches for the Templar Treasure. Rated T to be safe. Final chapter is up! I'll post a note when the sequal is posted!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ben G. - Complete
Too Good For You by kristen423 reviews
When Kurt didn't get into NYADA, he thought he was done and not going to New York, but in a surprising turn of events, he realizes that maybe he shouldn't give up hope quite yet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,498 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The First Five Times by Lara Zed reviews
Hermione and Percy aren't even dating, so why do they keep ending up in bed with each other? Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
sacrifices by asdawnbreaks reviews
Gale, Katniss, and Peeta are thrown another loop with the announcing of the Quarter Quell. Victors will be reaped, and they must choose someone else to go in with them. Katniss and Gale team up, learning what they would sacrifice to bring the other home.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,641 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Shadow Sorcerer by Corruptmonk reviews
What if Harry Potter discovered his magic at an early age? Follow Harry as he learns of magic before Hogwarts. Minor Canon. Mostly AU. Independent/Powerful/Intelligent Harry.No Pairings as of yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,307 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Realize by LadyBuhg reviews
Pirates capture Zuko and Katara, leaving them mentally unstable and latched to each other. After finding his nephew and the waterbender, Iroh must keep a promise he made to the Avatar and teach him firebending. Everyone must realize what is most important in order to do what is right. Z/K
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,137 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Life Ain't Always Beautiful by SVUCSIWTRDOOLluver reviews
This multi-chapter story plays off of the thought I had: what if Boo Radley hadn't been there that night? What if Scout was hurt worse then Jem? How would Atticus cope? This is what became of that thought. Chapter 14 is up! This story is now COMPLETE!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,713 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
Fate Unbroken by Pinklove21 reviews
What if Katniss hadn't been reaped for the 74th Hunger Games? What if her life was exactly what it was meant to be before a twist in fate changed it? Galeniss story, definitely some fluff in there but not too much. Don't own THG
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Alone by Misterida reviews
The boys are alone in the house and Jeff is about to find out the price of his absence. Sequel to Heartbeats. WeeTracys. Rated for slightly darker themes.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,026 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Days of the Sunflowers by purple mangosteen reviews
Sherlock is married to his job. People thinks the same about Mycroft. So, it is a surprise when Mycroft shows up with his three teenage sons. Sons who are equally brilliant and mischievous. But then again, James, Ashford and Albus have inherited the best that Potter and Holmes families can offer. Slash. Established Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Different Type of Furry Little Problem by blue artemis reviews
Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Mini Kat by fashionablyobsessed reviews
Kat and Hale's daughter gets arrested for shoplifting. Will Hale prove her innocence? Future fic.
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Scorpius wants, Scorpius gets by Olanamakky reviews
Astoria, Draco's wife dies during child birth. Draco defects and moves to order where Hermoine helps him raise his son Scorpius. Set after war over, when both are working. Romance Ensues! R&R! Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sometimes The Best Cover is the Truth by Midnight.Rose001 reviews
The sequel to "Truth or Dare GallagherBlackthorne Style", you dont have to read my other story to understand this one. Is Rated T right now, could change to M, I'll warn you if it does. And lastly, Please leave a review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I think your perfect by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Hermione/Igor Karkaroff. After the yule ball and a fight with Ron Hermione finds a place to cry when someone interupts her and she finds comfort. One swear word, short and sweet, light Hermione/Igor romance scene more implied that anything but I may continue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/20/2012 - I. Karkaroff, Hermione G. - Complete
Never Stood a Chance by dsrtchck reviews
You were controlling, she is not. You could barely touch me, she can't keep her hands off me. You didn't want forever, she wants that and more. Tanya/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,977 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Bella, Tanya] - Complete
The Queen's Witch by tarnished silver things reviews
Lily would do anything to protect her child. Even sell her soul. So what happens when her contract with the devil takes her baby from the Dursley's, to a . . . less-than-conventional home? World, meet the next Phantomhive. Rated T because I am one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 5,660 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
An Excellent Father by 2950638 reviews
Henry Higgins is awoken in the middle of the night by his crying baby boy James, and comforts him in a way that is uniquely Higgins. One-shot.
My Fair Lady - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2012 - H. Higgins - Complete
Flee by Embyr7 reviews
A continuation from GG4. What will Cammie do after she leaves Gallagher Academy? Will she be able to survive without all of her friends? Will Zach find her in time to protect her? Will the COC find Cammie...or will she find them first?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,648 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Veela and the beast by King of the Ashers reviews
Femslash. F/H. Enjoy. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,843 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
My Girl by Jaspers Black Widow reviews
I knew that every vampire had a soul mate. I just didn't think that I would ever find mine and that she would be a human and four years old. But she will grow up and when she does she will be MINE... My girl and no one will harm her. J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,306 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Undeserving by maryclumsykatherine reviews
A wedding interrupted by ex-boyfriends, then a honeymoon tainted with a mysterious man? Fate must be thinking Cammie undeserving right now. -T because I'm paranoid!-
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Breaking Free by mama4dukes reviews
Can people start anew after being abandoned by the ones who supposedly loved them? Bella & Jasper build new lives for themselves after being torn asunder by Edward & Alice. But what happens when they run into each other? Will they give love a chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,349 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 326 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Princess of Greece by Little.Miss.Sarcastic-Tomboy reviews
They didn't notice her slip in quietly. They didn't notice her steal all the riches. They didn't notice her leave silently. They never will. Cammie is the Warrior Princess of Greece. What happens when she is chased down by a warrior Prince? Adventure
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Bring Me Back by DopplerGirl reviews
Cameron Goode returned from her last mission in a coma. She left behind a journal, documenting the year she met her husband Zach. Will Cammie survive this one? T for Language. Lot's of Language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Life I Live With You by SnixX321 reviews
Sequel to "Spys and Boys: Not the best mix." Will the boys have the courage to ask the girls that special question or will the girls get imaptient and leave them? R&R, please.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,844 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
If You Love Someone by Pinklove21 reviews
If you love someone,set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. Starts when Katniss shoots Coin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,902 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Fuel by Buzzkill15 reviews
it doesn't matter if you win by a inch or by a mile, winning's winning. Even if you are Jeff Tracy's son
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Alan T. - Complete
The Daughter by EternalSerenityGallaghergirl reviews
Joe Solomon is known for being tough on his students,But what happens when one girl comes to Gallagher and finds out its his daughter. Will he be the best dad or the worst. Read and find out. Disclamer I do not own anything.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Joe S., Abby C.
Giggle by peaceloveandsmiles reviews
Clarisse doesn't giggle, so what is going on?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Chris R., Clarisse R. - Complete
A Badgers Love by the dork knight reviews
On Hannah's 16th birthday, she gets the surprise of her life when she finds out she is betrothed to none other than the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
The end of school and Life? by Saphira121 reviews
What happens during Cammie's senor year of high school? What happens after school? Will she finally relives that Zach is her true love?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Spiderman by AbSim7 reviews
Annabeth is a strong and tough-willed Demigod, she doesn't need her boyfriend to protect her - except from her one true fear. Spiders! Set sometime between The Last Olympian and The Lost Hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Blackthorne's Senior Assignment by AussieGallagherGirl reviews
When Zach went back to Blackthorne he went back into assassin training. Now it's time for his Covert Operations final but can he become the assassin everyone expects he is? How does Zach get out of Blackthorne? And what does he do when hes out? Two shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Zach G. - Complete
It Happend one night by fox24 reviews
It was supposed to be a night of a casual fling but instead led to a party where he would meet the girl who would change his life. Rory and Logan all the way
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,623 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Spend A Little Time With The Goodes by Pieces Of My Heart reviews
Come and hang out with the Goode family while the go through both happy and sad times. A bunch of related one-shots. This used to be 'Holidays With The Goodes.' Rated T instead of K because I am cautious.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
The Gang is Back! by evil-hazel-18 reviews
After two years from graduation the gang is all back for a mission the CIA is sending them on in Canada. Will Cammie and Zach be able to work things out and complete the mission or will their stubborness get the better of them?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,590 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Redefining Views by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Au. Burt and Carol are getting closer and Finn has yet to meet Burt's son, Kurt. Kurt isn't like Finn, he's the type of boy that Finn bullies. Finn and New Directions are about to meet the epic-ness of KLAINE!Slash. Please R&R. Better than it sounds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 142,816 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Spy's Fear by reviewgirl911 reviews
Cammie and Zach are happily married and working for the CIA. What happens when an unexpected surprise comes their way? Will they be able to avoid the Circle?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,972 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Kisses, Pranks, and True Loves by evil-hazel-18 reviews
I'm taking over this story for Italian.BettyBoop, and this is her amazing plot, not mine! Pranks are everywhere! Can they take what each gender dishes out? Will each couple survive? CxZ, BxG, MxT, LxJ! Will they turn against eachother? M for later chapte
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
The Real Alan Tracy by TBMom reviews
Alan Tracy has a heart of gold, but... how can he prove it to his family?
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,882 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Alan T. - Complete
Jasper's Darlin' by ZeeTeamVampire reviews
So that was it. Jasper was not trying to attack me. He had been attacking Edward for hurting me. I smiled to myself wishing Jasper had gotten a few punches in. And that's how i fell asleep, with a smile on my face, wrapped in Jasper's arms.-Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,917 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stepping Aside For Love by mama4dukes reviews
After Bella saves Leah from the clutches of Victoria, Paul inadvertently imprints on Bella. Not wanting to stand in their way, Bella steps aside for the sake of their love. Did she make the right decision for herself and for Paul though?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 357 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Paul, Bella - Complete
Dancing Queen by StormsInNeverland reviews
What if Prom King had been given to another, braver student? What if McKinley's Prom King was the resident badass stud of Glee club? A "what if?" of Kurt's prom embarrassment. Oneshot alternative to Season 2 Episode 20 "Prom Queen"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Vatican job by bee 1993 reviews
Sort of a combinationa between Meg Cabot's humor hopefully and a little bit of ally carter: It's actually different characters and different storyline, I was just inspired by these two authors. So, enjoy:
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Chocolates by AlmostGolden reviews
Dating Zach Goode, you realize, is a lot like eating a box of chocolates. / Quite a long one shot, just changed the name from Mrs. Malfoy Lautner Goode. Enjoy! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Is He Worth Fighting For? by SnixX321 reviews
'It's been 8 years, 5 months, 3 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes and 8 seconds since I last saw her.' After graduation, Cammie became a top spy and never saw Zach agian but now he's back. Is it too late to save what they had or will it crumble? **Character Death
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,408 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by NocturnalAstroMonkey reviews
She came to the conclusion that Edward Cullen was, simply put, an idiot douche bag and that there was in fact nothing wrong with her... Rated M for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 86,565 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9743 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Getting Out of Dodge by mama4dukes reviews
Immediately following the battle with Victoria's newborns, Bella finds out that the Cullens were just using her in a most malicious way. With the Volturi wanting her dead or changed, time is ticking. Will someone get her out of Dodge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 349 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Truth or Dare 153 by no one but someone reviews
Yes another truth of dare. After reading like 152 Truth or dare fanfic's I decided to do one my style with the help of my best friend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
The Bond by marksmom reviews
Major AR-The Ministry creates and enforces a new Marriage Law. Who chooses Harry? What happens with Sirius? Rated M for slash, mpreg, language and descriptions of abuse. Sirius alive, also FW/DM. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Airbender's Child: Fire by SCWLC reviews
Life can be very hard when you don't know who you can trust, and you have to include yourself as untrustworthy. Last in the trilogy beginning with Airbender's Child: Water, then Airbender's Child: Earth. There is now a follow-up called AC: Other Perspectives.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,048 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Spys and Boys: Not the best mix by SnixX321 reviews
What happens when Cammie is sent to Blackthorne Academy? Does Zach still have feelings for her? Love and trust are tested to the max! Read and Review, Please!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Thief, A Demigod, and A Spy What Could Happen? by taterbug928 reviews
Apparently a lot -threeway crossover of Gallagher Girls, Percy Jackson, and Hiest Society.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011
Prank Wars by BritishGallagherGirl reviews
Blackthorne come back to Gallagher for a full year, and the girls decide to pull a prank. The guys prank back and everything turns into a game for "The Greatest Pranksters at Gallathorne!" "No Grant, that's just stupid."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
The Hangover: Next Generation Style by makoshark reviews
There just wasn't parenting manuals on how to deal with these sorts of things. Harry and Ron investigate the morning after a wild party at Harry's beach house. Featuring Harry, Ron, Albus, Rose and Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
As You Wish by mama4dukes reviews
Crazy happenings are afoot in the vampire world. When Bella breaks up with Edward, everyone around her starts going nuts. Read about the craziness surrounding Bella and how she finally finds her mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 277 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Happy Again by Hell's Ice Heaven's Fire reviews
The natural procession of Kurt and Blaine's relationship, as seen through Burt's eyes. This was written around "Never Been Kissed".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
The War of the Worlds by nails233 reviews
I'm a human and I live in a world where the Vampires are in control and at war with the wolves. Where does that leave us humans? Can a treaty be forged to end the war? Can love be found in the middle off the mess? Anything is possible, Right? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,902 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Inside Scoop on Blackthorne by reviews
The Circle has been after Cammie for ages. So when Zach and Cam decides to look for some answers, it's romantic and a little crazy. Thrilling and mysterious, The Inside Scoop on Blackthorne will you have you wrapped around it's finger until death.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Gallagher and Blackthorne Strip Truth or Dare by BritishGallagherGirl reviews
Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys play truth or dare / spin the bottle with a twist. Fun-shot, Three-shot, Rated T. Story is better than summary!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
Apple Pie by SmurfZXC714 reviews
One shot. "I'm leaving," she repeated, louder and clearer this time, trying to hide her feelings from him. It seemed to be working. He didn't look like he had anything to say. "Why?"/ "I miss him." "You Need Closure."/"I want apple pie.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears by reviews
Gallagher/Heist Crossover Poem-Fic One Shot! It's a mouthful, I know. We've all heard this poem, time and time again, so here come the Gallagher girls along with Kat and Gabrielle as they each tell their stories of Love. i know it sounds corny. read it.
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Wear and Tear by SCWLC reviews
Aang tells Katara to leave if she can't treat Zuko better. She does, and things fall apart. It's a Zutara 'ship if you're looking, it's not if you're not. Also, not for people who dislike Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hot Christmas by Zammielover reviews
Cammie is forced by her friends to go "Volunteer" at a club. Read and find out what happens! Summary sux, i know, but give the story a chance
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Truth or Dare GallagherBlackthorne style by Midnight.Rose001 reviews
Four Gallagher Girls. Four Blackthorne Boys. One game of Truth or Dare rated T right now, could change to M
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Goode Interrogation by Midnight.Rose001 reviews
Well, okay so i'm kinda bored and so i decided to write this : so basically, Macey, Bex, Liz, and Solomon interrogate Zach to make sure that he loves her, and to make sure that he knows what will happen is he ever does anything to Cammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Defiance by Veritas-amore reviews
Contrary to popular belief, being the daughter of Hermione Granger doesn't make me a prude. Neither does being British... Rose gets a little defiant and seeks Scorpius to aid her in her pursuit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Finishing Touches by moogsthewriter reviews
No Thunderbird is complete without his hair gel. Movie-verse, missing scene.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Alan T., Scott T. - Complete
Wednesday by Yzba reviews
Logan wants to visit Stars Hollow.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Interrogating the Bunny by akd.715834 reviews
its been years since the Henley and Hale and Kat have two kids that are excited its easter, so what happens when the kids want to know 'is the Easter Bunny for real' well its time to start the interrogation. Oneshot for a happy Easter :
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [Hale, Katarina B./Kat] - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5608 - Favs: 9,309 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
RL Fic Exchange: Dark Valentine by Mooncat99 reviews
Valentine's Day on an island with the Huntzbergers - that can't be a pleasant holiday. AU-Version of episode 6-15 A Vineyard Valentine.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,281 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Rowen Fireheart reviews
Hermione comes up with an idea to help Harry, Luna and herself get past their personal demons. What will happen when more then the troubles come into the open? Harry/Hermione/Luna. M rated for safety for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oliver Wood & the Reluctant Contestant by bookworm1993 reviews
Oliver Wood has gotten tricked by his team mate's on Puddlemere to be on a show much like the Bachelor in the Muggle World. He could care less about it but had signed a binding contract his so called mates tricked him into that if he failed to comply every time he got on a broom, it would disentigrated into ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,544 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
The Strange One by wickedswanz reviews
He is her master, her protector, her punisher. He is Rodolphus Lestrange and Hermione can’t help but burn in his forbidden Embrace. He has shown her passion and darkness like she has never dreamt, she has shown him a love and compassion he never knew.N17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,639 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Time I Brought Home a Malfoy for Christmas by sprstarinfrance reviews
There were a few things I knew being a Weasley I couldn't do, and bringing a Malfoy home for Christmas is one of them. This should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
You Were On My List by SpyKid18 reviews
When Rory and Lorelai make a visit to Yale they get a very unlikely tour guide. What happens when the one time meeting turns into more? ROGAN!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,240 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Logan H., Rory G.
12 Facts about the 12 Weasley Brats by InhIkka reviews
The Weasley Brats, as they are called around Hogwarts, are the most popular kids in School... here are 12 facts you did not know about Rose, James, Fred, Hugo, Lily, Dominique and the rest of the Weasley Clan Chapter 12 : Albus Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dear Uncle Vernon by Professor of Muggle Studies reviews
A short revenge one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Vernon D. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 741 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Vanilla by danieljgrant reviews
Ron storms out. Hermione's devastated. What Harry should have done in DH after Ron left, and the aftershocks of the shifting feelings between Harry and Hermoine. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,505 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Chip Mint IceCream by Willowed Moon reviews
I wanted to make a fic about cammie and solomon being close. no pairings really. T for slight suggestion. hugs
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Cammie M., Joe S. - Complete
Sleeping Bella by Lilly for Algernon reviews
Little princess, beautiful and good, well named Isabella.' With those words a curse is laid upon Princess Bella's head. When doomed to fall into a hundred year sleep, the worst thing she can do is fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lovers by BellaCullen666 reviews
What could have happened after the movie ended. Lemony goodness a head!
My Fair Lady - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Eliza D., H. Higgins - Complete
Breach of Trust by Hlpur reviews
In the days following Dumbledore’s death nothing is as it seems and a second prophesy is discovered. Harry and Hermione learn who they can truly trust as they struggle to fulfill destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,757 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
After Sunrise by Hlpur reviews
Sometimes things are not always what they appear. What happens when everyone learns the truth? Harry and Hermione's journey after the fall of the dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,163 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Dr. Granger
Blissful Amnesia by Swordchucks reviews
Chapter 1: "Whatever I’d done, it apparently warranted a savage beating from an oddly colored sea mammal. I don’t recall what it was, of course, seeing as I’ve already said that this is my first memory." Amnesia. Harry/Fleur. Pre-book 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Veritas and Deceptio by Hlpur reviews
After reading the first six books written about their lives, Harry and Hermione Potter sit down with the author to set the record straight and soon discover a shocking web of deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,597 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 8,754 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Once Upon A Christmas by kasplosion reviews
Anna Fetterman couldn’t believe her luck. What are the chances of running into a cute boy at the mall and then running into that same cute boy at a party and then getting to know said cute boy? //oneshot//
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Life with the wolf by Got-a-quill reviews
“Yes, your scent, is something different, I want it, and I will have it” He sneered.“I’m a mud blood; do you really want me within your ranks?” Hermione said, hoping he would reject her. “Blood does not matter, in wolf packs, only the bite”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,243 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Fenrir G., Hermione G. - Complete
To Stand Against the Darkness by muggledad reviews
How things would be different if Harry & Hermione realized their feelings through the stress of the 3rd task. Post-GOF AU, HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,284 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M.
Dancing Gracefully by Hlpur reviews
Harry and Hermione bring what comfort they can to Andromeda at the funeral.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
We Start and End with Family by luvscharlie reviews
When the stresses of parenthood weigh heavily on Hermione, her husband, Fred Weasley, arranges for them to have some time alone. AU fic. Fred/Hermione; Charlie/Viktor; Percy/Penelope
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Souvenir From the Seaside by RavenclawMama reviews
Rose and Scorpius bring home a souvenir from their trip to the french seaside. Rated M for sexual scenes and themes. Rose/Scorpius RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 5,585 - Follows: 1,684 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 2,088 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Grow Up: The Sequel by firestorm557 reviews
The continuation of my previous story Grow Up. the rift between Alan and his family continues to grow ever wider. AU movie take on what happens after Jeff and Alan talk in his office. Please read AN first..............
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Game of Life by Lynn79 reviews
Rory's and Logan's life after graduation. With a wedding on the way, a secret identity, work, and friends how will the couple get through it all. Rated M for a FEW sexual situations [Rogan]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 272,179 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Across The Pond by abc79-de reviews
Rogan. One Shot. Written for the BuildAFic LJ challenge.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Finding Family by PadyandMoony reviews
The Burrow is attacked and Voldemort sends Harry, Hermione, Ron, the twins, Ginny, Sirius, Remus and Tonks back to the day Harry was born. Now they meet the Marauders and what can they do? Can they change history? Will Harry finally find a family?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,312 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The Fortune Cookie's Always Right by Meredith Girl reviews
Remember the party that Emily and Richard organized sophomore year of Yale for Rory to meet eligible bachelors? Well suppose Logan's "rescue" was a bit more intimate, and suppose Dean saw it? Rogan by way of a RoryDeanLogan love triangle.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,457 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
A Five Year Class Reunion by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
OH Oneshot! Ron has been away for a while but how much could things have possibly changed? Look out Ron, you've got a shock or two waiting for you...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/6/2006 - [Oliver W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Duel of the Hearts by Eternal Fire reviews
COMPLETE AT LAST! Final part in my trilogy. Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their seventh year, but evil has reentered their world once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,318 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 6004 - Favs: 7,558 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rory's Biggest Decision by Meredith Girl reviews
How will Rory choose between the two bad boys, the only guys in her life who have ever truly challenged her?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Rory G. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 8,438 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghost in the Machine, or Back At It Again by Spense reviews
A short, fun Gordon piece following in the aftermath of 'Who's in Trouble Now'. Gordon's back at it again. One-shot.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Who's in Trouble Now? by Spense reviews
Following the events of the movie, Alan finds out some less than desired information, courtsey of his brothers. COMPLETE
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
The Brother I Don't Know by nebula2 reviews
movie-verse complete Alan Tracy loves all of his brothers despite the teasing, but there is one brother he really doesn't know. Now Alan is to spend some time on Thunderbird 5 with John and he's not sure what to expect. Will the two get along or will i
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Alan T., John T. - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by Eternal Fire reviews
When Harry begins having nightmares, it leads to whole new adventure is which he will discover the truth about himself as well as find love in an unlikely place. This is a repost of the first story in my trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,456 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Meet the Parents by Eternal Fire reviews
COMPLETE! Reposted at last! Harry defeated the Dark Lord, but now, he must face his next great challenge...meeting Hermione's parents. This is the edited version.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,895 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Getting Home reviews
Moira Queen received thousands of Prank calls pretending to be her dead son, so when he did call on a fishing boat off Lian Yu she didn't believe him. This is the story about how Oliver Queen gets home to a family who doesn't know he's still alive.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2020
Arrow ninja warrior reviews
Oliver comes home and is frustrated by his family until a run on the America ninja warrior course gives him at least one opportunity to show off. Inspired by Stephen Amell's America ninja warrior run
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2019
The Dalton Academy Cheerleaders reviews
Kurt is feeling really lonely at Dalton so he joins the football team and the Mckinley cheerios have his back. He gets new friends on the team; on the Warblers and gets closer to his old Cheerio buddies who weren't ready to let him go.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Quinn F., Kurt H., Santana L., Blaine A. - Complete
Crime is Passion reviews
The team get caught and are sent to Gallagher and blackthorne. Spies, Thiefs and Teenagers this is going to be one hectic year. Zach and Cammie didn't run away. Zach's mom was still head of COC and blackthorne is still a school for assains. Please R&R
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Cammie M., Katarina B./Kat
Gallagher girl is back reviews
Cameron Morgan hasn't seen her school friends since she graduated, now years later she has two children and a whole new set of friends. When her good friend John the Director of the CIA puts them on a mission with the old gang what will happen, will old lovers re-unite or will it have been two long to re-connect.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.