Mr Jay H. Creed
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Joined 09-28-11, id: 3293841, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 12 stories for Pearls Before Swine, X-Men, Outsiders, and X-Men: Evolution.

Hey there everyone!

First, let me say thanks to whoever is taking their time to read this. Thank you. There, now that I've done that I can put my Social Security Number up and we'll all be happy. I'm just joking. If you take the time to read more of my stuff then you'll find out that I do a lot of that. Maybe I should have "Deadpool" as my pen name... Anyway my name is (hint, hint) J. Creed. That's Mr. Creed to you. I spend a least five hours (not an overstatement) a day daydreaming about, well, everything! Mostly sticking made-up people into movies, books, etc. I hope you like my attempt at writing and thank you. Even if you feel like jumping off a cliff after reading it, thank you.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Hey, I'm back!

I just got back from a vacation and I wrote a lot of stories while I was gone. If you are reading this it probably means you are either a Pearls Before Swine fan or you read one of my stories that was not Pearls and and you want to see who I am. But you are out of luck. For I, J. Creed, am a man of mystery! Bwah ha ha ha ha! Okay I'm coming back to the real world. If you are not a Pearls follower then I will explain the madness.

Pearls Before Swine is a comic strip written by a insanely funny Greek guy. One of his main characters (Rat) writes short stories in these three main categories:

Ellie Elephant: The sweetest elephant who ever lived. Unfortunately she lives in a world in which her kindness is not always appreciated and often kills people in bursts of anger.

Danny Donkey: Constantly tries to shape the world around him, such as his "ban people" campaign. He often gets what he wants.

Angry Bob: By far my favorite character, Angry Bob always starts out angry, looks for happiness, often finds it, and then dies in a horrific manner only to undie (word used by the author) and repeats the process.

So please read and enjoy.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Hey people and things that aren't people!

I just started a new story about everyone's favorite worst-case-scenario-future-setting, The Hunger Games! Mostly fallows the book except there are mutants, powers, claws, magic, undieing, and giant X-men fighting robots! Okay, maybe not the robots. So please read, comment, and do NOT tell me how Mocking Jay ends because I have not read it yet. Maybe I should not have put that. There is always some evil person out there who is going to see that and ignore it. EVIL PEOPLE STAY AWAY!!!!! Fun fact: To get into the mood of writing The Xunger Xames, (as I'm calling it) I listen to Skillet's (band) Monster! I have no idea why I told you that. Awkward silence... Maybe I should just go.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Hey, I found this awesome thing on another person's bio. Enjoy! You know sometimes I wonder if anyone ever reads this or if I'm just writing to myself. Please comment. It's okay Mr. Creed. I read your stuff. Thank you self. You made me happy.


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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

The three-year-old grew too ambitious in his fierceness.~White Fang

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Telephone

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I don't recall that...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:32 A.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:28 P.M. (Guess I was a little off...)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Nothing, I'm deaf.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour ago. Walking the dog!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Nothing, I'm also blind.

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes

10. Did you dream last night?

No, I don't sleep.

11. When did you last laugh?

I don't. I'm mute.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Well I have a mirror in my room...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Why do people always ask that?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Speelling lessons

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a head.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

The fact that they are going to stop minting the penny.

19. A quote that you love/live by:

I think you already know the answer to that question:

Don't fear the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (Unless you live in Australia. Then, mate, you can fear it all you want.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ms. J. Creed

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Mr. J. Creed, Jr.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

1 syllable:
baur, boar, boer, bohr, bore, borre, chore, clore, coar, cohr, cor, core, corps, corr, d'or, doerr, dohr, dore, dorr, drawer, faure, floor, flor, flore, for, fore, four, glor, glore, goar, gore, gorr, hoar, hoare, hoerr, horr, knorr, kohr, laur, laure, loar, loehr, lohr, lor, lore, mohr, Moore, mor, more, morr, nohr, nor, oar, ohr, or, ore, orr, por, pore, porr, pour, roar, roehr, rohr, saur, schnorr, schor, schorr, scor, score, shore, shorr, snore, soar, sor, sore, spaur, spore, stoehr, stohr, store, storr, swore, thor, tor, tore, torr, torre, vore, war, warr, whore, woehr, wor, wore, yore, your

2 syllables:
abhor, ador, adore, air corps, ashore, ask for, bator, before, boer war, c4, called for, call for, care for, cat-4, class war, cold sore, cold war, cry for, dance floor, decor, delore, deplore, devor, dior, done for, dressed ore, elnore, explore, fall for, feel for, fend for, first floor, gabor, galore, gilgore, got your, go for, great war, grope for, ground floor, hardcore, hot war, ignore, igor, implore, inshore, jambor, labore, Lahore, lalor, lamaur, lazor, lead ore, lenore, livor, longcor, look for, m4, make for, mazor, melor, mens store, ngor, noncore, no more, offshore, once more, opt for, outpour, outscore, pay for, peace corps, plump for, plunk for, postwar, press corps, prewar, price war, put your, quest for, rapport, restore, roquemore, rumore, run for, sedor, send for, senor, shoe store, shoot for, shop floor, speak for, squeeze for, stand for, sweep oar, take for, that your, timor, try for, what's your, what for, wild boar, world war

3 syllables:
account for, allow for, answer for, antiwar, anymore, apgar score, armentor, balthazor, baseball score, bowling score, budgetfor, buffer store, candy store, civil war, clothing store, come before, come in for, country store, cover for, crimean war, cry out for, discount store, first world war, flower store, football score, god of war, go to war, guarantor, hardware store, heretofore, hold still for, iron ore, know the score, liquor store, livermore, looking for, Louis d'or, marine corps, more and more, ocean floor, package store, paramore, parquet floor, peacock ore, petit four, powder store, prepare for, provide for, retail store, saddle sore, set ashore, six day war, sloop of war, sorry for, spanish war, standing for, state of war, take the floor, tidal bore, Trojan war, underscore, what is more, white lead ore

4 syllables:
basketball score, brace oneself for, cavalli-sfor, come to the fore, computerstore, convenience store, department store, espectador, esprit de corps, general store, going ashore, grocery store, hundred years' war, jewelry store, Korean war, limited war, Mexican war, mezzanine floor, montemayor, musical score, Persian gulf war, second world war, seven years' war, sotomayor, specialty store, step to the fore, thirty years' war, tropical sore, us marine corps, Vietnam war, warning of war, war to end war, yom kippur war

5 syllables:
building supply store, diplomatic corps, English civil war, implements of war, montefiore, on a higher floor, on a lower floor, oriental sore, prisoner of war, privilege of the floor, responsible for, uranium ore, villasenor

6 syllables:
french and Indian war, haberdashery store, peloponnesian war, secretary of war

7 syllables:
American civil war

28. Favorite planet?

Well not Earth. Who needs that planet?

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

Remember, can't talk.

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Happy Days theme!

31. What shirt are you wearing?

I'm having Deja Vu.

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

Socks. Heard of them?

33. Bright or Dark Room?

Half-and-half

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Awesome! He/she commented on my story.

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Looking for victims.

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

Don't text. Have no fingers.

37. Where is your mailbox?

Never get mail...

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

Can't speak.

40. Last furry thing you touched?

Have no fingers.

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

Don't age.

46. What is your current desktop picture?

Don't have one.

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Can't talk.

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

Up among the birdies...

50. The last song you listened to?

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

Can't speak to anyone. (Do you LIKE reminding me of my troubles?) But if I could, no.

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

Don't have hands.

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Working at a dull office job for the rest of my life.

54. Your worst fault?

I lie


AHHHHHH! I just read the first chapter of my story Hunted, and I think it is very bad. Really, really bad. So I'm changing it. Also, I was wondering what stops people from writing weird things in their stories, promising that all will be explained, and then erasing it only to feign innocence when asked about it? I asked a friend and he said that I need to stop thinking. I wonder if that's possible...


I have started a new story! Okay, you can hold the applause if you want. Anyway my story is about everyone's favorite Wolverine clone, X-23! Read, rate, and enjoy! I've got to go play some Black Ops...

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.

If you have a problem and you think things will never go right, remember that He loves you and is always watching out for you.

If you are an Atheist God still loves you and is waiting for you to come home.



Hey, this is me, J. I've been reading other people's bios and I think I should put some basic info on here.

1. Huge Michael Jackson fan. Huge.

2. Like Shakespeare

3. I am a Christian.

4. The internet is my best friend.

5. Would wear a suit and tie everywhere if possible.

6. Hate my job.

7. Eyes change with the weather. Yes, I know, strange.

8. Have a spelling dysfunction.

9. Was going insane until I found the spell check on this site. (right click on underlined word!)

10. Love to write screenplays. Not many people know that.

11. Never done anything illegal except when I was visiting Virginia's Capital building there was a room that was marked DO NOT ENTER but there was a handwritten document of George Washington's in there and I jumped the thing blocking the door and took a picture of it. Finally I have that off my chest.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Top seven worst things to say to a Hunger Games victor when they return home. Copy this to your profile. That's an order.

1. Oh, you're back.

2. Hey, you were on T.V.!

3. I didn't approve of that violence young man.

4. So, how was it?

5. Besides that, how was your vaca- time?

6. Did you make any friends?

7. We rented out your room.


Hey, I've been commenting on this awesome story called "What If I Die" and I'm starting to wonder if getting happiness from a sad and depressing story is strange. Even for me. Read that story though because if more people read and review it then maybe he/she will write quicker. It's a hunger games story between Katniss and our good friend the late President Snow.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


I am back! I'm wondering if you're supposed to use this as a blog. I don't think so. I wonder if they'll excommunicate me from the website. I hope not. Now, important things: thanks to my wonderful reviewers from my story Drifting, I have learned how to spell Mickey Mouse. My life is complete.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Yeah, I'm really bored and tired; however instead of going to bed I decided to change my profile picture. So people don't think I'm a eleven year old girl obsessed with Gale (it's up because someone told me that I kind of look like him) I changed it to a picture of New York until I find a better picture. Now, another thing is that I got a account on Fiction Press where I write things that come from the deepest chamber of my heart. Okay, now I'm starting to sound like a stereotypical love story writer. Actually my story is about two New York gangs who battle for control of a large piece of territory in the middle of the city. I've had this story in my head for ten years and never tried to put it on paper until now. So please read, and, like I said, if you hate it you can throw it off a building, crush it with a sledgehammer, or blend your computer in a blender. Do what ever and if you really do hate it tell me why you hate it so and try not to just cuss me out and tell where to get off. I want to learn why you dislike it, not the new words that you read of the bathroom wall. Now I'm still bored. Let me see. Oh, don't you hate people who say "I see we're late today" or something like that. I want to say, "Oh, were you late too?"Ummmm... I think that I should go to bed now. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. I'm not really a football fan so it's going to be a long daysbbbbbbbbbbbbsfssrhoigeeeeeenmbs;;;';;' Whoa, I think I fell asleep on the computer. Oh, well till tomorrow.

Remember, don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Okay, it's morning. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sure what else there is to say. Maybe I'll just go.


Wow it's been awhile since I've been on here. I've been thinking about making a blog before the Fan Fic people cut me off. Anyway. MERRY CHRISTMAS! I snowboard a lot so I want a new one for Christmas. In the area in which I live we have gotten no snow at all. Today it was sixty degrees out. And I don't live where it is supposed to snow a lot. So anyway that is my big problem this holiday season. I know it's huge. How am I going to survive? Oh, I also want MW3! Yeah, I know it's sad that I don't have it yet, but I'm kinda a cheapskate and I already bought a PS3 and a guitar in the span of two months. So I have to stick with Black Ops... Oh, I found this on someone's site. Enjoy.

~VAMPIRE~

[X] You rather be pale than tan.

[ ] You like to eat or drink red things. (Does anybody really prefer to eat red things?)

[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them. (Ow. I hate it when I bite my tongue. Imagine someone=ne else doing it.)

[X] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. (Seductive? Not really.)

[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.

[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.

[x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others

[X] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.

[x] You're more active at night. (Oh, yeah. That is me. I wake up at 3 in the morning!)

Total: 6

~ZOMBIE~

[x] You're an outcast. (Does outcast mean people constantly flock to be with you? If it does then yes.)

[ ] You feel as if You're not truly alive. (Who feels like they're dead? Dead people...)

[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry. (I make no noise. Just kinda twitch...)

[x] You tend to zone out.

[ ] You don't feel very smart.

[/] You like worms. (I don't not like worms. They're just there.)

[ ] You like taking things slowly.

[ ] You like odd foods.

[X] You prefer to suffer in silence.

[x] You don't get much sleep. (See above answer.)

Total: 4 1/2

~GHOST/PHANTOM~

[x] You're invisible. (That's me. The amazing invisible Jay.)

[x] You have an oddly eerie presence.

[x] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.

[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.

[ ] You're incredibly/very gentle.

[ ] You're very shy around someone you find attractive. (I'm a ghost. I don't find the living attractive.)

[x] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking. (People are always looking for me.)

[x] You enjoy scaring people. (My life...)

[/] You like the indoors. (I'm pretty good outside too.)

[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

Total: 6 1/2

~GHOUL~

[ ] You will eat just about anything.

[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.

[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed

[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.

[x] You like stalking people. (Kinda fun. Especially if they don't notice.)

[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces

[ ] You get hungry easily.

[ ] You like torture.

[ ] You live to hurt people.

[ ] You like the idea of being insane.

Total: 1 Wow I'm defiantly a Ghoul!

~SHAPESHIFTER~

[x] You have different personalities.

[X] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.

[ ] You're fickle. (What does fickle mean?)

[ ] You have more than one lover. (I don't have one lover...)

[x] You're unpredictable.

[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.

[x] You are fond of many different things.

[X] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor. (Love doing this. I can do something wrong and convince the person who's getting on me that it's their fault or completely change the subject in my favor ending with the person apologizing.)

[x] You often say one thing and mean another.

[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.

Total: 7

~DEMON~

[x] You have a very bad temper (When angered.)

[ ] You're usually angry.

[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.

[ ] You worship Satan. ~ I believe in Hell, but I don't worship Satan.

[ ] You like pentagrams-Woah, What?

[x] You love to mess with peoples heads. (See above answer.)

[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.

[x] You laugh when other people are hurt (If it's funny.)

[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.

[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.

Total: 3

Awesome! I'm a shape shifter! Whoo hoo!

My Status*


PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player. (Broke last week. In morning...)
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat. (Here on this site. I thought it was kind of fun because I've never been called that before.)
You hate buying things that are on sale (Who hates buying things on sale? Then you can buy more things that are on sale.)
You have more than one house

Total: 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.

You wear chains
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.

Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like. (To some extent.)

You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem (Who hasn't written a sad poem?)
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 2

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled. (I have broken bones.)
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.

Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans. (Isn't a van a car?)
You like the band panic! at the disco (Unsure what this is.)

You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 7

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes
You collect your jerseys.
you have/had a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number(21 or 11)

Total: 1


Hardcore/scene? What does that mean? I'm confused...


Yes, yes another one of these things.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Arm, I fell of my bike when I was a kid.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Suzanne Collins (We're good friends.) walked by my room when I was sleeping and took note on my version of The Running Man. Then she wrote The Hunger Games.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything, rap, pop, old rock, classical, jazz...

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 4 in the morning

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? 7 billion dollars

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Childhood innocence...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Guitar.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 6 foot 9 inches.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't think I have tear glands actually.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Ummmmmmmmmm...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Doesn't matter to me.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Whoo hoo! Coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pizza

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Five hundred dollars from my grandmother when I was 13.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not really...

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Could care more. (Have you ever noticed that when people say, "I could care less." they are saying that they care?)

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? The best dog in the world.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes, no, maybe so

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? person to person

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 2

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Don't care

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The people who drive in my city.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? No, but I been to 48 states and done things in all of them.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I like to fight. Like physically fight. It's fun to me, but probably not to healthy.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Amelio Estavez (Is that spelled right?) in a ice cream store.

37. FIRST JOB? One word: scary.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Don't get me started.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Checked to see if Fuzzycat901 posted anymore of her story. Oh, and if you haven't read any of her SYOTs they are amazing.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I had a bunch of my teeth replaced... (Oh, that fighting. It's bad for the health.)

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My dry, dark humor.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Years ago.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Pizza.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Not sure

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?. No.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Costco?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really. I ignored handwriting in grade school.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Hate lunch meat.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Fighting

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't got one.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Not sure

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? What does that mean?

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Barney scared me... He still kinda does.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Look at the question about me talking in my sleep.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Personality

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Klep.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Michael Jackson/The Fray

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Law and Order Criminal Intent.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? 1000000.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla .

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Every day

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yeah

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 90

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? How To Save a Life

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Myself

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Face.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Sandy brown

86. EYE COLOR? blue/green/gray

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The news

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? June 3rd for no reason at all.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano guitar harmonica .

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Kinda both

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Neither. Touching problem

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? Playing the field

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? MP3

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Gold Lincoln from my Grandpa


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Through a Mentor's Eyes by hella-cupcake reviews
"Honestly, unless someone's maimed, dead, or dying, I'm going back to sleep." The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins written from Haymitch Abernathy's point of view. Because I've always wanted to know what Haymitch was thinking/doing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,279 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Haymitch A.
Spiraling Downward by Diehardoutsider reviews
Everything seems to be going well for everyone. The book had not happened so everyone is alive. then after a few of them get drafted, including the pet of the gang, Johnny, everything starts to spiral downward. Will things get better. Read to find out
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Salt by Couver reviews
There's a new person in the house and they happen to be shiny, salty and blonde. It's possible that they'll survive, depending on Laura's mood of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - X23, Havok/Alex M./Alex S. - Complete
finding laura: the danger zone by onelildustbunni reviews
Laura Kinney reaches the next stage of her personal journey to 'find herself'. Set after WatXM #1 but before X-23 #17.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Laura K./X-23, Julian K./Hellion
Would You Do It? by Writer Under The Stairs reviews
X23, a.k.a Laura, is wanted back at Hydra. "A thought drifted into my mind just before my body hit the ground with a sickening splat: If killing yourself was the only way out of Hell, would you do it?"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - X23
hellion and x23: the fragile by onelildustbunni reviews
An ongoing fiction story that follows Laura X-23 and Julian Hellion through current comic and original events. Universe 616. This will run like my own private comic somewhat similar to my Helix series .
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,113 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Laura K./X-23, Julian K./Hellion
Saving Fire by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Johanna thought that life would get better after her Games. But then the Quarter Quell rolls around, and now she's stuck risking her own life to save that of a girl she doesn't even remotely like. Karma just hates her that much.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,153 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Johanna M. - Complete
The Thief Lord: Return to Venice by GirlInThePaintedMask reviews
Scip changed back because the marry-go-round was destroyed. he is now about 16 and he's back with the gang. but when a beautiful and smart young girl joins the group things heat up. Scip starts to feel odd and so does Prop. who will she choose?
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Angry Bob Meets Santa by drhorrible61 reviews
Angry Bob spends time at the mall.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011
You Loved Me Anyway by DaniAliceBlack reviews
A girl that got abandoned by her mother at a young age somehow comes in the mix with the gang. More than likely will eventually lead to Two-BitxOC or JohnnyxOC.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011
Forgiveness is Hard to Come By by I'maWanderer reviews
After five years Katniss sends a letter to Gale saying she misses him. She never expects him to reply back. Now her and Peeta are going to visit him in District 2. Set after MJ. First fanfic and constructive crictism is welcome.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Questions and Lessons by Couver reviews
Of flying branches, stalker Santa and baby goats. Laura has a surprising amount of questions.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2011 - X23, Havok/Alex M./Alex S. - Complete
save your breath III: What I've Done by onelildustbunni reviews
Picks up where save your breath II: I know what you did last summer left off. Hellion has to live with what he's done, and his life begins to fall apart around his ears-and X-23 blames herself. Hellion & X-23 pairing.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Julian K./Hellion, Laura K./X-23
The Life Of An Alley Cat by ccootttt reviews
Selina Kyle, a stray cat for years now, seen at defining points throughout the hardships she suffered in her life. Just what made her into the woman, the Catwoman, she is today? Please Read and Review :
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
X23, Merc with a Mind by Ghouse89 reviews
Something happens. An event of staggering improbability! Actually it's just Deadpool and his voices becoming guest's in Laura's mind for the forseeable future. Will they eventually bond or hate each other? Kind of an X-23/Deadpool X-over. Maybe some Helix
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,359 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Laura K./X-23
Weapon X: The Genesis Project by Shadow Hand Zealot reviews
X-23 crippled HYDRA. Logan stopped Weapon X. But Weapon X is back from the grave, evolved into something more insidious. Can Logan and X-23 let the past go, or will they have to bury it themselves so they can have their future? Canon pairings, others TBD
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - X23, Rogue/Anna Marie
Pieces of the Past by beaner008 reviews
Does it matter who they were before Zombieland? How did Wichita and Little Rock become conartists? Who were they running from? Who have they lost? Tallahassee and Columbus realize how complicated family can be.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Wichita/Christa
Question by strayphoenix reviews
Scott and Jean get an unexpected late night visitor who has a VERY pressing question for them. JOTT featuring X23
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jean Grey, X23 - Complete
The Mask of Darkness by Kristiana Kyle reviews
A young girl is recruted to perform illegal activities and if she refuses, she will be killed. Reveiw me with all your criticism. P.S. this is a Catwoman related story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 11/3/2002
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Christmas Songs LITERAL Part 2 reviews
I've always wondered if it is possible to fit a story in the here. The Adventures of Little Pony and Johnny: One day Pony and Johnny had a fight. They got really angry at each other. Pony went home to complain to Soda. Johnny stole my knife! Stay tuned!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Christmas Songs LITERAL reviews
Tell me what song you like the most and I'll try my best to make it into another Song Fic.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Christmas Song 4: Ponyboy the RedHaired Greaser reviews
Ponyboy the Red-Haired Greaser by MisterJCreed Inc. Copyright date 2011 English and Basic Christmas Song knowledge required
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ponyboy C.
Outsiders Christmas Song: Christmas Book reviews
Song number three. Not as happy as the first two.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Outsiders Christmas Song Fic Part 2 reviews
Part 2 in the epic saga. Actually it's not really about Christmas, but it's to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Two Bit M. - Complete
Drifting reviews
Set a year after Johnny miraculously comes home from the hospital alive and well. Trouble starts when the gang helps a girl who has lost her memory. I've noticed that people always say that their summery is terrible. My summery is awesome. In your face!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011
The Alternate Version of Angry Bob Reads Twilight reviews
Ummm... Please don't sue me. I just thought this might be funny.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Complete
Outsider Christmas Song Fic reviews
If you've read the title, you've got the picture.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011
Angry Bob Goes To a RestaurantThatICan'tName reviews
There really isn't much to say except Hi and that my favorite color is blue. Once again, tell me if you find out why it's rated T.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Angry Bob Rides the Subway reviews
A true story that has been put to the sad tune that is an Angry Bob Story. Rated T for... something. Tell me if you figure it out. Enjoy and comment.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Lost reviews
What would happen if X23 went to Wolverine when Captain America told her to find him?
Crossover - X-Men & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Laura K./X-23
Angry Bob Buys A Car reviews
Title says it all. Rated T for squishing happiness.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete